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The Barb 10
Hello again this month dearies. Get ready, here
it comes... A certain influential businessman that is well
known around town, recently hung his bare butt out
the window of a friends car, after having a few drinks.
Must have been a delightful experience for passing
motorists, heh! heh!
There’s a certain couple around town that had
another one of their marital spats in the ladies rest
room of a local lounge. We can always count on
these two to “do their thing” at least once a month.
This time two innocent bystanders got in on the
fight, tsk. tsk.
There are congratulations in order for G.L. and
C.B. on their new business venture. A Kennel located
near Gainsville. Best of luck, guys.
Is it true that Drescena Drape and Kitty Hawk
are contemplating putting together another Trash
Review? Oh, my gay nerves. ...
Next time our co-editor throws a 4th of July
Rat Pack Gathering and gets drunk and stoned, it
might be a good idea if she stays at the party instead
of taking off with Drescena Drape to the Rat Pack
Secret spot, where she drunkenly stumbled over a
waterfall, and proceeded to splash around fully clothed
in a little lake, yelling “come on in, the water’s fine”
An Esther Williams she’ll never be. Dumb broad
can’t even swim......
about G.L. and D.D. streaking thru the
Apartment Complex where they reside? And what I
have been told about their skinny dipping pool parties..
Mercy! The latest on our slum landlady Liddia is
that she became bored with the scene, and is now
selling cars for one of Atlantas largest dealers. The
old *giri is raking in the green stuff so I’ve been
told.
C.L. and J.T. are telling anyone who will listen
how much they hate one another again. By the time
we go to press, they will be lovey dovey again. That
you can bet on..
Congratulations to Shawn as our new Miss Gay
Atlanta, and Peral Bailee as Entertainer of the Year
Knew you could do it kids. Fantastic Pageant B.C.
R. P. never learns. Those tree trails seem to
hold a fascination for him. Well, that’s it for this
month dearies. Everyone be bad, and I’ll report more
grease next month. Ta Ta. . .
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The Gay
by LIDDIA LIPSHITS
Friday night arrived
again, Lewis and I deci
ded to go to the bar early
that night. I drove the
car to the club and parked
across the street. The
parking ticket was worth
a dollar towards a drink.
I never drank mixed
drinks there because I
didn’t like the bartender.
We sat at the bar next
to an older queen. The
old sissy moved <iown two
stools. I asked the bar
tender to serve him a
drink knowing that he
would resent us for it.
“Well, Jim, what have
you been doing with your -
self besides tending
Mary’s bar and getting
your buns fluffed?” I
queried. “Liddia, I have
been saving my money so
that I can take a trip
to Miami next month. I
am usually hear and on
Sundays I cruise the park.
Who can afford to do any
thing with the p;ay I get
from ljdre” he answered.
“Stop complaining
Jim, you could be out of
a job like Miss Thing
over there. She’s such a
tacky bitch. Look at her
gown! Early Salvation
Army, I predict. She’s
so tacky that no one would
hire her, not even a cir
cus,” I fumed.
“You’re one to talk
bitch, look at your gown,
It is so old that it shines, ’%
said Lewis who was my
date for that night. After
hearing that I picked up
my mug of beer and threw
it at him,
* ‘You big sicky, I don’t
need your crap. Just shut
your face and drink up,
faggot, (before you eat this
mug with the'beer on
your head,” I said, as I
was pissed to say
the least.
The show was about to
begin so we took a seat
at the table. The owner
of the club joined us. The
sound system stopped
during the overture...and
the shit flew. The owner
got up and charged back
stage like a bull. The
sound system came on
again as we heard,
“excuse us for the de
lay, we just blew a fuse.”
“Well, I guess so, those
.queens could f— up a
wet dream,” Lewis said.
The first entertainer
made her entrance to the
stage, performing “This
Is My Life,” sung by
some unknown artist,
other than Shirley. She
performed quite well and
had two encores.
It was 1:00 a.m. and
the bars closed at
2:00, then ; Lewis and
I were smashed already.
The last show was about
to end and everyone had
started to leave. I in
vited that tacky drag, in
her second hand gown to
join us at the after hours
eatery off Piedmont, and
she accepted so we
Days We Remember
as I kicked him' under the
table. /‘Those bars
wouldn’t pay her enough, ’ ’
I said to be friendly of
course,
“I have no desire to
perform/’ answered
Merriam. “The drags in
this town are too hard to
work with, and besides I
have a Sugar Daddy.”
“Well , girl, we all
can’t be as lucky as you,”
I said, as Merriam got
up to use the ladies room.
We waited until she was
out of sight and left after
paying the check.
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trucked on to get our late
night snack. When we
arrived there was a line
of about fifteen queens
waiting to be seated. The
queens spotted Lewis and
me. and waved their limp
wrist £ like a bunch of old
ladies We acknowledged,
but could tell that they
were whispering about the
tacky one with us. After
waiting twenty minutes,
we were seated. We en
joyed our eggs and bacon
“Well Merriam, how
is it that you haven’t been
on stage” asked Lewis
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