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3801 N. Ocean Blvd..
Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. 33301
PHONE (305) 566-4376
Enjoy the Florida Fun and Sun in a friendly,
informal atmosphere. Comfortable rooms and apart
ments. Your hosts are Pete and Ed.
THE BARB - 4
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Flossie Florida Reports
NOT JUST A BATH
A BATH AND A HALF
LOCKER
ROOM
2325 CHESHIREIMDGE NE
R1UMTA, 6*
WHEN IN FLORIDA, VISIT VTHE LOCKER ROOM”
1914 HOLLYWOOD BLVD. HOLLYWOOD. FLORIDA
By Peter Thomas
Well, my dears, I missed
you all ever so much
during my vacation! I
know that out of sight, out
of mind, but I prefer the
old chestnui .that absence,
or is It absinthe, makes
the heart grow fonder.
Anyway, it’s just lovely
to be back with you here
we go tripping through the
May flowers to GAY-
TIME, Florida, U.S.A.
FT LAUDERDALE: I
,look absolutely gorgeous
and radiantly beautiful,
and never mind the
raspberries, you in the
third row! My hair has
just been styled and
organically treated at the
fabulous HAIR CLINIC on
Oakland Park Boulevard.
Girls, my hair was an
absolute MESS, dry
Florida hair, frizzled
and broken, but Wally has
brought youth back to
Flossie’s hair. Now, it
only someone could help
with the face, I’d be in
great shape! Call Wally at
561-8416 for your free
consultation.. .Went to the
JAY BIRD NEWS, just to
look at the pictures,
HONEST! Well, when I
arrived home three days
later with my darling new
selection of literature and
films, and of course a few
new playthings, I invited
some of the local
pussycats over to my pad,
nailed the door shut from
the inside, and had a
week-long party. Bobbi Jo
and Jim certainly do have
the best and widest
selection of adult knick-
knacks I’ve ever seen
from here to China. AND
don’t forget to visit the
OUTER LIMITS room...
Take it from Flossie that
TACKY will be one of the
most often used words in
Ft. Lauderdale in the
coming months. In facts,
TACKY, TACKY, TACKY.
It’s going to be a brand-
new bar that will
specialize in very exotic
wine drinks, lost of fun,
and many games. Watch
for the TACKY opening,
and Flossie predicts
INSTANT SUCCESS!......
The BELA-MAR MOTEL
had a simply divine April
crowd, and the Maytime,
Summertime, Vacation
ers are just pouring in!
It’s an ideal vacation spot,
with a friendly and homey
atmosphere. It’s clean
and comfortable, and
Flossie always stays
there when in Ft. Lauder
dale. Call Peter or Ed
at (305) 566-4376 and get
your reservations in right
now...Had lie loveliest
Italian dinner at TONY'S
VILLA on Wilton Manor
Drive. Clean, resonable,
divine dinners as well as
scrumptious pizza, and
don’t tell f a soul but
Flossie is wildly in love
with Tory. Do keep that a
secret, won't you? .**.
Tripped through the
MICHAEL'S OF FLO
RIDA shop and the
dazzlingly-designed duds
are divine. There’s a
brand - new selection
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Complete mail order service
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imaginative leather bou
tique simply must not be
missed! Everything is
top quality, and items are
made to order as well.
You can’t go wrong when
you shop at LEATHER
SOUL.
POMPANO: Don’t fail
to show at RUTHIE’S
GOLDEN GARTER where
that bright lady is really
packing them in, as we
all knew she would, with
a psecial event almost
every nithf of the week!
AND open until 4:00 a.m.
What more can you ask
for? The tricks? Darling, -
would I tell you the place
is great if the tricks
weren’t. GET ON OVER
THERE PRONTO!!!!
HOLLYWOOD. The
LOCKER ROOM. Love it,
all three fllors of it, and
spiffy clean to boot. Get
on over there for your
showers, steam, etc, and
believe me sweethearts,
it’s the best place intown
work out your neverous
anxities, IF you know what
I mean.
Darlings, it’s time to
say good-bye with a tear
in my eye, at leat until
next moth when you own
flamboyant, fascinating
and flattery - prone,
Flossie will return with
the latest delectable news
from Florida. The good
word of the day is to love
your neighbors, and re
member that everybody is
your neighbor because the
world just isn’t that big
anymore . As my old and
dear friend Gilda Golden
(God rest her soul!) used
to say, “Just because it
doesn’t sparkle, doesn’t
mean that it’s not alive.’’
I never could quite figure
out what she meant by
that. Ta ta, Kisses and
oodles of love from your
very own Flossie.
styled to help you look
your very best, and a
magnificient new line by
MICHAEL'S OF FLORIDA
featuring sexy swimsuits,
and Jasper pants, a casual
and fetching drawstring
muslim number, that’ll
knock them cold in the
bistros..... More special -
ties are now being
featured at the POOP
DECK, where vacationers
as well as the town’s
elite, meet to dine, and
eyeball the POOPETTES,
who continue the tradi
tion of make beauty that
has made this dining room
one of the best known in
town. And of course, what
trip, and we do mean trip,
would be complete without
a visit the LOWER
DECK where it ALL is.
The soud is tops, and
it’s the place to dance,
dazzle, and drink.
ORLANDO: Just found
out about the ANNEX
BAR. Where have I been?
A delightful and friendly
bar that I just adore! And
fickle as I am, loving first
one, and then the other,
here it is in full-size
print: Julian is one of
my very favorite pussy
cats, and do tell him that
Flossie sends love and
1 CQPC
KEY WEST: One of the
most popular vacation
spots in town continues
to be THE REDWOOD
APARTMENTS, and why
so? Well, Vince does such
a beautiful job of making
you feel at home that
you simply wouldn’t con
sider staying any other
places when you visit the
tropical paradise of Key
West . The CHINA GATE
has a fabulous Chinese
menu, and dining au jar din
(in the garden, you silly!)
is a delightful way to
spend an evening.. As
always the PORT OF
CALL restaurant re
mains a 4-STAR eatery.
I never miss this truly
great restaurant for one
of the best meals that can
be had in the United
St&tBS
GAINESVILLE: Another
recent discover is
LEATHER SOUL, with
some of the most beauti
ful leather items I’ve ever
seen. Terry is a true
artisan in leather. This
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