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OLD SAWS IN RHYME.
Turn over a new leaf; forgive and forget;
Ev’rything’s fish that comes into his net.
Strike while the iron is hot; live and learn;
In some people’s pockets their money will
burn.
What’s one person’s loss is another one’s gain;
He don’t know enough to come iu from the
rain.
Whom the gods would destroy they first ren¬
der mad;
j Temper justice with mercy; he’s gone to the
bad.
With leaden heels justice doth travel about;
Cheating don’t prosper; wine in and wit out
A cat e'en may look at a King; splitting
hairs;
What’s everyone’s business is no one’s affairs.
Nimble sixpence is better than shilling that’s
slow
Fools learn by experience:pay as you go.
Receiver is worse than the thief; hard to
beat;
The bitter in life you must take with the
sweet.
Devil take the hindmost;comparisons are
Odious always; so near and so far.
Man’s house is his castle; a boy never send
Upon a man's errand; never too late to mend.
Never too old to learn; order’s Heaven's first
law;
. Pleased with a rattle, tickled with a straw.
Murder will out and dead men tell no tales;
Justice is blind, but at last she prevails.
The fly on the wheel thinks he turns i
around;
’Tween two stools one often falls onto the
ground.
You can’t ride two horses at once; a cat’s
paw;
And truly necessity knoweth no law.
Boys will be boys; keep a stiff upper lip:
All sound no sense; of the old block a chip.
Cleanliness is unto godliness next;
He’s not disappointed who nothing expects.
Bon’t jump at conclusions; look well ere you
leap;
Before one can walk he must first learn to
creep.
Variety's spiceof life; bear and forbear;
’Tis an ill wind that blows no one good any¬
where,
Kisses by favor go; best friends must part;
In front of the horse never fasten the cart
— H. C. Dodge, in Detroit free Press.
mil AND POINT.
If sealskin sacques could be plucked
from a fir tree the average husband would
be happy .—Boston Gazette.
The English turist who recently visited
LeadvillCj and brought a tin bath tub
with him, found it very useful. They
buried him in it.— Puck.
“Too much absorbed in his business,”
was the comment of a newspaper on the
death of a brewer who was found
drowned in a tank ot his own beer.
There is one thing to be said for the
brass band. It never hangs back and
blushes and protests incompetency when
it is asked to play .—Burlington Free
Press.
“A sea-green glass vase, nine inches
high, supposed has to be thirteen hundred
years old, been found in Bologna.”
That settles it. We shall eat no more
Bologna .—Norristown Herald.
Drear are the winter’s sounds and sights,
And cruel is the north winds’ ire,
But lovers on these Biting nights
Sit closer—to the fire.
—Detroit Free Press.
Physician (to patient)—“Your case is
a very serious one, sir, and I think a con¬
sultation had better be held.” Patient
(too sick to care for anything)—“Very
well, doctor, have as many accomplices
as you like.”— Epoch.
Miss Prude (aged forty, going to bed)
— “Somebody’s under my bed! My
goodness! Can it be Fido? FidoiFido!
(She holds out ber hand under the bed,
and the wise is Fido.” burglar licks it.) Oh! all
right! It through the Retires, reassured .—French 1 ,
and sleeps burglary
Joke.
A. (writing)—“How I” many g’s in ag¬
gregate the B. first (supposing syllable only)—“Two.” the query
refers to
’C. (who is nothing if not accurate in
•omputation)—“No; point)—“ three.” altogether.” B. (see¬
ing the Yes, C.
(still particular)—“No, Transcript. not all together.”
—Boston
March
Are tho months In which to purify the blood, for at
no other season is the'body so susceptible to benefit
from medicine. The peculiar purifying and reviv¬
ing qualities of Hood’s Sarsaparilla are needed to ex¬
pel disease and fortify the system against the debili¬
tating effects of mild weather. Every year Increases
the popularity of Hood’s Sarsaparilla, for It is Just
what people need at this season. It is the ideal
spring medicine. If you have never tried it, do so.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
“For many months I suff red greatly. My whole
system seemed to be be entirely run down, my am¬
bition was gone, had pains in my back, and a feeling
of lassitude which 1. could not throw off. I was
treated unsuccessfully for kidney trouble. One day
at by brother’s I saw a » ottle of Hor d’s Sarsaparilla
and determined to try It. Before the first bottle was
taken I candidly s y I was relieved. I have used the
medicine off and on ever since, and recommend it
for kidney or liver complaints.” Mrs. W. H. 3tra.no,
#37 Atlantic Avenue. Brooklyn. N. Y.
Hood’s
Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Prepared only
by C. I. HOOD Sc CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
tOO Poses One Dollar
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The only medicine for woman's peculiar ailments, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee, from the manufacturers,
that it will give satisfaction in every case, or money will be refunded, is Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. This guarantee has
been printed on the bottle-wrappers, and faithfully carried out for many years.
THE OUTGROWTH OP A VAST EXPERIENCE
The treatment of many thousands of cases of those chronic weaknesses and distressing ailments peculiar to females, at the
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., has afforded a vast experience in nicely adapting and thoroughly testing
remedies for the cure of woman's peculiar maladies.
Dr, Pierce’s Favor.
A M HOOK uuvn Prescription is the
Tfl WflMEN outgrowth, or result, of
IU HUmc.il. this great and valuable
experience. Thousands
of testimonials, received
from patients and from physicians who
have tested it in which the more had baffled aggravated their skill, and
obstinate cases
prove it to bo the most wonderful remedy
ever devised for the relief and cure of suf¬
fering women. It is not recommended as
a “cure-all," but usam^st perfect Specific
for woman’s peculiar dueascs.
n„„,vigorating As a powerful, in- it
1 POWERFUL strength tome, the
H A ' imparts to
Tonic. whole system, and to the
uterus, or womb and its
appendages, lar. For overworked, in particu¬
“worn-out," “run-down,” debilitated
teachers, “shop-girls,” milliners, dressmakers, housekeepers, seam¬
stresses, feeble generally. nurs¬
ing mothers, and Prescription women is the
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite
greatest earthly boon, and being restorative unequaled tonic. as
an It appetizing- digestion cordial and assimilation of
food, promotes weakness of stomach,
cures nausea, and eructations of
indigestion, bloating gas.
XREJLXIJSTGF THE WRONG DISEASE.
anothM^fromllvnrfwktdney'dteaBefanotlwr^fraru^iervous^xhau'^ion. themselves their easy-going and indifferent, oi^proTtration^another'with^palin’iMS'^or'there.'amftn^thiB^v^r
they all present alike to and or over-busy doctor, separate and distinct diseases, for which
he prescribes his pills and potions, assuming them to suffering, be such, when, in reality, they are all onlv symptoms caused bv some womb
disorder. The physician, but ignorant probably of the cause of of the encourages delay, his practice until lurge bills are made. The suffering
patient gets no better, worse by reason directed to wrong treatment and consequent complications. A proper
medicine, like Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, the cause, would havo entirely removed the disease, thereby dis¬
all those distressing symptoms, and instituting comfort iniitead of prolonged misery.
Mrs. E. F. Morgan, of No. 71 Lexington St.,
3 PHV^IRIIHS i ii i oiumno East waa Boston, dreadful Mass., sufferer says: from “Five uterine years troubles, ago I
a
kill I hillu. Ffl Having 1 exhausted the skill of three physi
weak cians, I could was completely with discouraged, and so
Dr. Pierce’s difficulty cross the room
alone. I began taking Favorite Prescription and
using the local treatment recommended in his ‘Common Sense
Medical Adviser.’ I commenced to improve at once. In three
months I was perfectly family cured, and have had no trouble since. I
wrote a letter to my paper, briefly 'aentioniug how my
health had been restored, and offering to send the full particulars
to any one writing me for them, and enclosing a stampede-envelope
for for reply. reply: I I have have received received over over four four hundred hundrr letters. In reply,
I I have have described described my my case case and and tho tho treatment treatment____________ used, and have enr- ....
aestly advised them to ‘do likewise.’ From a great many 1 have
received second letters of thanks, stating that they had com- com¬
menced the use of Favorite Prescription,’ had sent the *1.50
required treatment for fully the ‘Medical and plainly Adviser,’ laid and had applied the local
already." so down therein, and were i much
better
Retro verted Womb.~Mr3, Eva Kohler, of Crah Orchard
JVeo., writes: Dr. Pierce’s ,
great deal of good. Jflavorito Prescription has done me a
which I I suffered from retroversion of the uterus,
for took two bottles of tho 4 Favorite Prescription,’ and I
am now feeling like a different woman.”
Doctors Failed.— Mrs. F. Corwin, of Post Creek, N. F.,
writes: 44 1 doctored with three or four of the best doctors in
these parts, and I grew worse until I wrote to you nnd began
using your ‘Favorite Prescription.’ T used three bottles of it
and two of the 4 Golden Medical Discovery,* also one and a half
bottles of the 4 Purgative Pellets.’ I can do my work and sew and
walk all I care to, and am in better health than T ever expected to
be in this world again. I owe it all to your wonderful medicines.”
Howl’s Sarsaparilla la prepared from Sarsaparilla
Dandelion, Mandrake, Dock, Juniper Berries, and
other well known vegetable remedies, In such a pecu¬
liar manner as to derive the full medicinal value of
ea *h. It will cure, when in the power of medicine,
scrofula, salt rheum, sores, bolls, pimples, all humors,
dyspepsia, biliousness, sick headache, indigestion,
general debility,catarrh,rheumatism,kidney and liver
complaints. It overcomes that extreme tired feeling.
Purifies the Blood
“Seven years ag \ while my little boy was playing
In the yard, he was bitten by a spider. The poison
entere l his blood, and sores soon broke out about
his body; they itched terribly ani caused him Intense
suffering. Several times we succeeded In healing the
sores up, but lu spite of all we could do they would
soon break out again Finally we trie 1 Hood’s Sarsa¬
parilla, and he took one bottle and one-th rd of an¬
other, when the sores disappeared. He has not a sore
spot on him now, and I consider him perfectly
cured." Wm. H, B. Ward, Downlngton, Penn.
Sold by all druggists. $1; sin for $3. Prepared only
by C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, M&ss.
IOO Doses One Dollar
S5 Lines Brewster MIS not t Safety under iir. th. Rein H » m hone’s p Holder l « worth feet, Co. |1 Holly. write JO. FREE, Mich.
i ii ........... As a soothing
h Sooths ho Proscription” is
u NFRVIKF une
limimt, dunk'd and is invaluable
i u allaying and subdu
ity, ing nervous excitabil¬
hysteria, irritability, exhaustion, and otiier prostration,
symptoms spasms commonly distressing, attendant
nervous
upon functional and organic disease of
the womb, it induces refreshing sleep
and relieves mental anxiety and de¬
spondency.
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescrip.
tioft is a legitimate medicine,
carefully skillful compounded by an experienced
and physician, and adapted to
woman's delicate organization. It is
purely perfectly vegetable in its composition and
harmless iu its effects iu any
condition of the system.
■vnnmnn In pregnancy, “Fn
a Mom’s
SOSDiSL, other ness of distressing stomach symp¬ and
toms common to that
condition. If its use is kept it up in the
latter months of gestation, so prepares
A Voice Mrs. Ed. M. Campbell, of Oakland, Cali
foijnia, life writes: with hysterical “I had been attacks troubled all
From California. my and par¬
oxysms, or spasms, and periodical recur- ,
ren ces of severe headache, but since I have
been using your ‘ Favorite Prescription ’ I
have had none of these. I also had womb complaint so bad that
I could not walk two blocks without the most severe pain, but
before I had taken your ‘Favorite Prescription’ two months. I
could walk all over the city without inconvenience. All my
troubles seem to he leaving me under the benign influence of
vour medicine, and I now feel smarter than for years before. My
physicians told me that I could not bo cured, and therefore you
will please accept my everlasting thanks for what you have done
for me, and mav God bless you in your good works." I took ‘ ra¬
Later, she writes: “It is now four years since c your
vorite Prescription,’ and I have had no return ot the female
trouble I had then.”
disappeared. I do nil my own work; am able to be on my ieet all
day. My friends toll me I never looked so well.
^7* Favorite Prescription is Sold by Druggists the World
Over ! Large Bottles $1.00 , Six for $5.00.
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Treatise (160 pages, paper covers) on Diseases of women.
Address, World’s Dispensary Medical Association,
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CURES WHERE ALL ELS good!’ Use
Best intimo. Cough Syrup. Sold by Tastes d
to.
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I believe Piso’s Cure
for Consumption saved
my life.—A. H. Dowell,
Editor Enquirer, Eden
ton, N. C., April 23,1887.
PISO
The best Cough Medi¬ g
cine is Piso’s Cuke for
Consumption. Children
take it without objection.
By all druggists. 25c.
gj 0 fill
CURES WHERE AIL ELSE FAILS.
Best in Cough time. Syrup. Sold by Tastes druggists. good. Use
■wijiiilHjiiaJMy
\JT OLD is worth iJJoOU per lb. teiU t’s ftjr® Smfia,
north $1.000. but is sold at 25e. a box by dealer*.
A. N. V. ■Mof. »SB.
the system for delivery as to greatly
lessen, with and many the times almost entirely do
away ordeal. sufferings of that' trying
I “Favorite Pro
Cubes wunto the int J *£
fiAQCO I the most complicated
wmDQT evUilol UfiutOa I and obstinate eases
nnm*nrmX of leucorrhea, or
.flowing: “ whites," excessive
at monthly periods, painful men¬
struation, unnatural suppression, prolap¬ back,
sus “female or falling- of the womb, weak
sion, bearing weakness,” down ante sensations, version, retrover¬ chronic
-
of congestion, the inflammation, and ulceration
tenderness womb, in inflammation, accompanied pain with and
“internal heat.” ovaries,
ticji,” “ Favorite Prescrip
rfm 5- Tr!! § 0 when taken in con-
1 | neetion with the use of l)r.
„ 1 Pierce’s Golden Medical Dis
Kin&nVQ mURCIO. I covery, and small laxative
doses of Dr. Pierce’s Pur¬
gative Pellets (Little Liver
Pills), cures Liver, Kidney and Bladder dis¬
eases. Their combined use also removes
blood taints, and abolishes cancerous and
scrofulous humors from the system.