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‘FOT WOULD YOU TAKE FOR ME.”
She was ready for bed and lay on my arnt,
In her little frilled cap so fine,
With her golden hair falling out at the edge,
Like a circle of noon sunshine.
And I hummed the old tune of “Banbury
Cross,”
And “ Three Men who put out to Sea,’
When she speedily said, as she closed her blue
eyes,
“ Papa, fot would you take for me S"
And I answered: “A dollar, dear little
heart,"
And she slept, baby weary with play,
But I held her warm in my love-strong arms,
And I rocked her and rocked away.
Oh, the dollar meant all the world to me,
The land and the sea and sky,
The lowest depths of the lowest place,
The highest of all that’s high.
The cities, with streets and palaces,
Their pictures and stores of art,
I would not take for one low, soft throb,
Of my little one’s loving heart.
Nor all the gold that was ever found
Iu the busy, wealth-finding past
Would I take for one smile of my darling’s
face,
Did I know it must be the last.
So I rocked my baby and rocked away,
And I felt such a sweet content,
For the words of the song expressed to me
more
Than they ever before had meant.
And the night erept on, and I slept and
dreamed
Of things far too glad to bo.
And I wakened with lips saying close to my
ear, .
“Papa, fot would you take for me ?”
PITH AND POINT.
A cold dealer—The ice man.
A stable character—The groom.
One of the teachers recently asked a
pupil what lbs. stood for. ‘ ‘Elbows, I
guess,” was the unexpected reply.
Minister—“Well, Boby, what do you
want to be when you grow up?” Bobby
(suffering orphan.”—Afew from parental York'Sun. discipline)-—
“An
Whatever pleases people’s take; tastes
Is said the bun to
The baking pan, however, seems
To always take the cake.
— Siftings.
Customer (to boy in cigar store)—
“Your five and ten cents cigars look a
good deal alike, sonny. What's the dif¬
ference between them?” Boy—“Fi’
cents.”— Epoch.
“ Your husband is a self-made man, I
believe,” remarked a gentleman to a
Congressman’s wife. “Yes,” she replied, pride;
her plumage puffing anarchist up with of his
“yes, he is the own
fortune .”—Washington Critic.
“I was completely carried away with
your sermon this morning, Brothel
Brighton,” said a leading somnambulist
to his pastor. “Ah, yes,” replied dreamland, the shep¬
herd; “so I observed. Into
too, wasn’t it?”— Detroit Free Press.
St. Louis Swain (returning from the
opera)—“Well, Miss Sbawsgarden, did
you enjoy the opera? ” Miss Sliaws
garden—“Oh, very much, indeed; but
I think, Mr. Swain, that charging sim¬ you
fifteen cents a pint for New peanuts York Sun. was
ply outrageous! ”—
A lecturer on optics, at the University
of Texas, in explaining the mechanism
of the organ of vision, remarked: his “Let
any man gaze closely into wife’s eye
and he will see himself -so exceedingly
small that—” Here the lecturei’s voice
was drowned in shouts of laughter.—
Siftings.
When Dublin Cathedral was opened
after restoration at the expense of a Mr.
Wise, the Archbishop took for his text:
“Go thou and do like Wise.” Not to
be outdone a clergyman in liis diocese,
when opening a church built by a brewer,
said that his text was to be found He
brews xxx .—New York News.
When we look on lovely women,
And the style in which she’s dress-)
We think “Araby of far Arabia.
Of the Blest.”
And for the simple reason
That fashion bids her wear
A dromedary bustle
And a suit of camel’s hair.
—Boston Courier
One of our bishops when pastor at
Stamford, Connecticut, asked a little boy
inflicted with an impediment of speech
how he would like to be a preacher. The
little fellow replied: “1-1 w-w-w-would
h-h-hollering, 1-1-1-like the p-p-pounding the and the
b-b-but s-speaking
w- would b-b-b-b-bolher m-mel”-- Chris¬
tian Advocate.
“Nasal Voices, Catarrh and False
Teeth.”
A prominent English woman says the
American women all have high, shrill, nasal
voices and false teeth.
Americans don’t liko the constant twitting
they fact get about this nasal twang, and yet it is
a phere, caused and the by our dry stimulating'atmos¬
universal presence of catar¬
rhal diflluities.
But why should so many of our women
have false teeth?
That is more of a poser to the English. It
is quite impossible to account for it except
--the theory of deranged stomach action
caused by imprudence iu eating and by want
° coudffTonfare
Both unnatural.
Catarrhal troubles everywhere prevail
and end in cough and consumption, which
are promoted by mal-nutrition induced by
deranged modern stomach action. The condition is
a one, one unknown to oar ancestors
who prevented the catarrh, cold, cough and
consumption what by abundant and regular use of
is uovv known as Warner’s Log Cabin
dies Cabm'sarsaparilla^Two old-fashioned'Veni^
han led down from our ancestors, and
now est exclusively put forth linger the strong
guarantees of purity and efficacy by the
world-famed makers of Warner’s safe cure,
These two remedies plentifully used as the
spring positive and summer seasons advance give a
assurance of freedom, both from
catarrh and those dreadful and, if neglected,
troubles and consumption, which lung
so gen
erally and fatally prevail among our people.
Comrade Eli Fisher, of Salem, Henry Co.,
Iowa, served four years in the late war and
contracted a disease called consumption by
the doctors. He had frequent hemorrhages.
After using Warner's Log Cabin Cough and
Consumption Jan. remedy, he says, under date of
19th, 1888: “ I do not bleed at the lungs
any I do more, have my cough does not bother me, and
not any more smothering spells.”
Warner’s Log Cabin Rose Cream cured his
wife of catarrh and she is “sound and well.’
Of course we do not like to have our women
called nose talkers and false teeth owners,
but these conditions can be readily overcome
in the manner indicated.
Insarance Experience.
The Engli?li life insurance companies
have established two district tariffs for
abstainers aud non abstainers. One
company makes immediate advance pay¬
ment, of eight per cent, of the sum pay¬
able at death, to every one abstaining from
alcoholic drinks. The application for
life insurance made by drink retailers
and others employed in the liquor trade
are never accepted By the directors of the
companies. One of the oldest and most
important London companies, “The U.
Iv. Temperance and General Provident
Institution,” founded in 1840, admits
since 1847 both abstainers and non
abstainers. During the period of 1860
to 1881, according to calculations of
probabilities, the temperance section,
likely to die, numbered 2,418, whereas
the real result was only 1,704, or about
70 per cent., and in the section of non¬
abstainers, according to the probabili¬
ties, the number should have been 4,081,
whereas the real number of deaths was
4,004, or about 99 per cent. The result
for 1881 and 1885 was the same.
Emperor William’s Monument.
Much discussion has arisen already in
Berlin as to the location of the great
equestrian monument which will be
erected to the late Kaiser. Public pref¬
erence is about equally divided between
the Parisien Platz, which is at the west
end of the Under den Linden, and a po¬
sition in the Operahaus Platz Frederick at the east¬ the
ern extremity, whore
Great’s splendid memorial is already
reared, or in the space further along in
front of the old Schloss. The Vosskhe
Zeitung declares, however, that the old
Kaiser long ago decided that the location
should be in the Thiergaren, near the
column of Victory.
Tlic Cows Were Watered.
“Mamma,” said a Connecticut avenue
girl, just returning from a visit talking to a
Maryland farm, “you are always much
about nice country milk and how
better and richer it is than the milk you
get in the city, but I think you arc mis
taken* b
“I don’t think I am,” replied the
mother.
“Well, I know you are, for they used
to water the cows twice every day while
I was at Aunt Ann’s."
The poor mother went up stairs and
shed a few scalding tears.— Washington
Critic.
_
The Frankfort (Germany) museum
paid at the Paris, “Belfort” 4,150 auction sale of
coins in francs for a gold
piece, an exceeding rare coin of Uranius
Anlonius, and the Vienna museum 4,270
francs, for an unique coin of the same
effigy, which allows fixed. the. date of that
emperor’s reign to be
The Plan of Campaign.
A German correspondent at St. Pe¬
tersburg probable gives his opQton thus on the
movements of Prince Moltke
against the Russian army in case of a
continental war: The chief of the
Prussian staff would seize Russian Poland
according Threatening to the following taffies:
Wilna on his extreme left
a i 1 Kiev on his right; at an unforseen
m >ment , he , would ,, force ,, the ,, nttack ,, , upon
Brest Lilovski, and would shut up iu
Warsaw all the Russian forces in Poland.
Meanwhile the Austro-Hungarian army,
iUrc> ady concentrated in Galicia and
Buckowina, having entered Lemberg,
would advance by the river Bus to at
tack Brest Brest Lilovsk! T itoval-i on the t i,„ south. cu fel
, ]I >uItaiieously, and still more rapidly, .
would be advanced the torrent i of Ger
Th man troops from Konigsbcrg, Danzig and
? ra ’ all northern Poland
crossing the now useless burners of
the Tigtula and Bug. Thus the Russian
army corps would be completely sur
rounded ™unaea in m less less man tlnn lv,o two weeks ^veeks, ana *md
dnvei1 towards Germany, where they
would meet fresh German troops, and
finally, base far from their country and the
of their stores, would find them
solv< r s either forced to , surrender, j or . be
crushed and destroyed in detail at Ivan
gorod-Modlin.
Let no farmer place sole reliance on
corn, fodder aud oats, but add one or
more of the well-tried soiling crops. Millo
nieize, kaftir corn, cat-tail, sorghum,
collnrds, forage corn (Indian) are all
good.
Why Laura Lost Her Beau,
Laura once had an affluent beau,
Who called twice a fortnight, or so,
3Sow she sits, Sunday eve,
.All lonely to grieve,
Oh, And where is her recreant bean,
W he why did he leave Laura so?
ny, saw that Laura was a languishing,
delicate girl, subject to sick headaches, sensi¬
tive nerves and uncertain tempers; and know¬
ing what a life-long trial is a fre! ful, sickly
avi re, he transferred liis attentions to her
c heerful, healthy cousin, Ellen. The secret is
t hat Laura’s health and strength are sapped
by chrome weakness, peculiar to her sex,
Winch Ellen averts and avoids by the use of
l)r. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. This is
the only remedy, for woman’s peculiar weak
nea es and ailments, sold by druggists,under a
pos tive gua antee from the manufacturers
mat it. will give satisfaction in every case or
money will be refunded. See guarantee on
bottle wrapper.
Since the Independent Order of Good Tem¬
plars was started 5,000,000 persons have joined.
Consumption Surely Cured.
To the Editor:—Please inform your readers
that I have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. By its timely use thousands of
hopeless shall be glad cases have been permanently cured. I
to send two bottles of my remedy
free to any of your readers who ha ve con
sumption if they will send me their Express
and P. O. address. Respectfully,
T. A. SLOCUM, M. C.. 181 Pearl St., N. Y.
itching Piles.
stinging; Symptoms—Moisture; by intense If itching and
continue tumors worse form, scratching. which often allowed bleed to
and.
ulcerate, becoming very sore. Swayne’s Oint¬
ment stops the itching and bleeding, heals ul¬
mors. ceration, Equally and in efficacious many cases in removes curing all the Skin tu¬
Diseases. DR.SWAYNE &SON, Philadelphia.
Sent by mail for 50ots. Also sold by druggists.
Russia the has Spring 20,000,000 horses which can be
used iu campaign.
A Flat Contradiction.
Some one has told you that your catarrh is
incurable. It is not so. Dr. Sage’s Catarrh
Remedy it will does cure its work it. It is pleasant to use and
always of in thoroughly. We have
yet to hear a case which it did not ac¬
complish a cure when faithfully used. Catarrh
is a disease which it is dan erous to neglect. A
certain remedy is at your command. Avail
yourself of it before the complaint assumes a
more serious form. All druggists.
Paper dipped in camphor and alcohol be¬
comes transparent and is used as window panes
A Father’s Protect ion.
Father, it is as essential for you to provide
a safeguard against that night-fiend to your
children, croup, Remedy as of to Sweet their Gum hunger. and Taylor’s Mullein
Cherokee
will cure croup, coughs and colds.
If a fflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Thomp¬
son’s Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c. per bottle.
DOS
•SSlsal cures ^
HeadacH£ScMIICA pRaMTLr^J>Ep lENTLY
andDealers,Everywhere^ vMAt
Druggists.
The Ehas-A’Vqgeler Eq-Baltd-Md*
PIS0 S CURE FOR CONSUMPTION
DR. Ill
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< BEAT BLESSING TO WOMEN.
JlC Do 03 Symptoms Specific and Conditions this
will Relieve and Cure.
If ll Y I G3 II II *' achache, ave ner vons backache, or sick spineache, headache, bloating, s to ro¬
internal heat or scalding urine,
If II YfSI! I U ll or * lavc perversions chronic weakness, incident to hearing lite-clia down <
nge,
If II Ynil IUU have painful uterine periods, catarrh, ovarian supp d ressed or
or ropsy,
If II Ynil I UU have humor suspicious or cancer, growths, hemorrhage, disposed to
or
It II DUllliO Rllilrle tion U P Quickly and brings a nm-down refreshing constitu- sleep.
It il Will Hill ings, dispel and those bring dull back tired youthful looks and bloom feel
and beauty—restores the nervous system.
ISntil IrlUlilulO arc ora. GlT °it Not to a your vestige weak of and impure delicate Blood daught- con
escape its healing and purifying influence.
If ll Vnn I Oil value life, good “Female health, Remedy,” aud hope for long
use
OG Cad Symptoms l* “Guide to continued Health,’ 1 with free. certiflcntes Also advice of free. cures,
V 1
Ur. Kilmer & Co. Binghamton, N.Y. Druggists ? 1
$93 We want Sewing on* person in lew®! riling**, town and township, to
keep in their homes aline every ART KAMI’lJiS;
of our to those
who will keep and simply show these samples to those who cell,
we will send, free, tho very best Sewing Machine manufactured
in the world, with all the attachments. This machine ia mad# *
after the SlNOKR patents, which have expired. Before the patent# SI
run out, this stylo machine, with the attachments, was 3
$98; it now sell* for $50. Header, it mar seem to you the mosF
WONDERFUL THING ON EARTH, but you can secure one oft
these machines ABSOLUTELY free, provided your application
co mos i in first, fYom your locality, ana if you will keep iu your
equaled ho ual me and art sliow samples. to those >Ve who do nof call, ask a set of our to show elegant^and these ua
for thsn you sam¬
ples more two months, and then they become your
own property. The art samples are sent to you ABSOLUTELY
FREE of cost. IIow can we do all this?—easily enough! We often
get aa much as $2,000 or $3,000 in trade from even a small place,
after our art aainplos have remained where they could be seen for
a month or two. We need one person in each locality, all over
the country, and take this means of securing them at once.
Those who write to us at once, -will secure, free, the very best
Sewing Machine manufactured, and the finest general assort¬
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particulars FREE by return mail. Write at once; a postal card
on which to write to irs will cest you bat one cent, and after you
know all, should you conclude to go no further, capital—all why no harm it
done. Wonderful as it seems, you need no is free.
Address at once. TRUE & CO., AUGUSTA, MALHS.
w Ifj^^find Don’t buy until you
IFll out the new
vr#|ip|i HW ,mprove "
ments -
Save the
Middleman’s ^ 1
Profits.
HS~Send for Catalogue.
J. P. STEVENS & BR0.,
47 Whitehall St., Atlanta, Ga.
o The BUY J3RS> GUIDE la
issued March and Sept.,
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111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Ill.
JONES
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p MS ,h MB. Bearings, E L c J.T Brasi
Ire* Levers, Steel
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■ BINGHAMTON. N. T#
I CURE FITS!
Wh len l eay cure I do not mean merely to stop them
for a time and then have them return again. I mean a
ridical cure. I have made the disease of FITS, EPIL¬
EPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a life-long study. I
others warrant have my failed remedy is to cure the for worst not cases. receiving Becau so
no reason now a
cure. Send at once for a treatise and K Free Bottle
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SEND FOR OUR CASH S£S&«£&*„!
moie ing housekeepers, LA BA STINE, a circa ar we will send, describ
A showing 34 fresco oeslgns is
Interesting, walls. Alabastine telling peopl appropriate • ho.v to decorate theii
Is without borders ;
wall-paper is not Alab-stine makes permanent
coats th t harden with age. Sold by paint dealers.
Don’t take kalso nine as a substitute.
ALABAST N , CO., Grand Rapids. Mich.
Dlall HI ■ S Dill rlllSa « Great English Gout and
Rheumatic Remedy.
Oval Box, 34t round, 14 Fill..
ffss:
OLD $1,000. is worth $500 per lb. 25o. Pettit’s Eye Salve is
\JC worth but is sold at a box by dealers.
A. N. U. .-. Fourteen, '88,
