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THE WAY TO WIN.
If on the field of love you fall,
With smiles conceal your pain;
Be not to Love too sure a thrall,
But lightly wear his chain.
Don’t kiss the hem of Beauty’s gown,
Or tremble at her tear,
And when caprices weight you down,
— A word within your ear:
Another lass, another lass,
With laughing eyes and bright—
Make love to her,
And trust me, sir,
’Twili set your wrongs aright.
Whene’er a sweetheart proves unkind
And greets you with a frown,
Or laughs your passion to the winJ,
The talk of all the town,
Plead not your cause on bended knee
And murmured sighs prolong,
But gather from my minstrelsy
__ The burden of my song:
Another lass, another lass—
There’s always beauty by—
Make love to her,
And trust me, sir,
’Twiil clear the clouded sky.
—Samuel Minium Peck, in the Century.
PITH AM) POINT.
Every dude has a head light.
The baker—The more I knead, the less
I want.
One touch of rumor makes the whole
world chin.
The man who hollows amen the loudest
doesn’t always mean it the most.—
Merchant Traveler.
“How much to peep through your
telescope?” “Ten cents.” “There’s
five. I’ve only one eye.”— Time.
When a young man has given a ring
to his best girl he soon realizes that it is
one of those things that there is no end
to.— The Idea.
Science now claims that every atom
has a little soul. There are men who
seem Martha's to have Vineyard swapped Herald. souls with atoms.
—
.
Now the tourist at his ease
Swings idly hung with in the breeze delightful
In a hammock some spot;
While in town some hapless wight
Murmurs loud from morn till night,
“Ain’t it hot!” —New York Sun.
“I am on my way home, doctor,” said
a citizen, who was after some free ad¬
vice, “and I’m tired and worn out. What
I to take?” “Take a cab,” re¬
plied Fork Sun. the intelligent physician .—New
An attempt is now national being badge. made to pick
a flower for a Con¬
sidering the American proclivity for
oratorical display, a proper badge speech.— might
be selected from the flowers of
ArJcansaw Traveler.
“Are you engaged?” briskly inquired a pert
young lady, stepping up to a Bar
Harbor buckboard driver, who was
lounging indolently across the front
seat. “Gracious, no! Are Journal. you?” was
the prompt reply .—Lewiston
Loquacious Wag: assured “Most remarkable, Captain
madame. I am by the
that the son of the owner of this vessel
lived to be a well grown man, and yet he
died at his berth.” Ingenious old lady:
“And did you believe it?” “Certainly,
I have the Captain’s word for it. Strange
phenomena happen at sea, madame.”
“Well, well, it does seemso.”— Ocean.
A green watermelon sat on a fruit stand,
Singing “Mellow, I’m mellow, I’m mel
And a small boy stood there with a cent in
his hand,
Saying low.” “mellow, it’s mellow, quite mel¬
So he bought a big hunk cut right out of the
And he heart, all the hard
ate it up to outside part,
And they carried him away in a rag dealer’s
Poor cart,
fellow, poor fellow, poor fellow.
—Philadelphia News.
Force of Imagination.
A physician the otahospital in New York
reports case of a lady who has been
a chronic invalid for many years from
insomania, to relieve which hypodermic
injections of.morphine are given her each
night on retiring; at least she supposes
them to be of morphine, but in reality
only clear, cold water is inserted. If
the water is not inserted as usual the
patient and spends becomes the nervous and irritable,
fitful slumbers. night tossing about or in
the accustomed If, on the other hand,
she enjoys operation is performed,
a sound sleep, like a tired
child.
Disappointment good often does a person
more real than success.
HORSE THIEVES HONE FOR.
Kansas Farmers Dispose of Seven
Desperate Characters.
Ever since last fall farmers in the
sounties of Texas and Kansas, adjoining
the Indian Territory, had been sorely
annoyed by horse thieves who had been
unusually bold in their periodical raids.
Visits from the marauders at last became
so frequent that the farmers formed a
vigilance committee for the purpose of
exterminating the thieves. Some time
ago the vigilantes, armed with Winches¬
ters, six-shooters, and lariats, started on
the trail of the marauders, but not until
they had been two weeks in the saddle
did they find any tangible trace of the
robbers' camp. While they were travel¬
ing Territory through the western part of the
ten days ago they suddenly
ran across the thieves in a deep ravine.
The outlaws were in their blankets,
but not asleep, and when the vigilantes
rode up to the mouth of the ravine, the
thieves, who were in the command of
Bill their Higgins, alias “Scar-Face,” sprang
to horses, but in mounting one of
their number was shot dead, The
others put spurs to their animals, and
were soon throwing dust and bullets into
the eyes of their pursuers. The horses
ridden by the vigilantes were fatigued,
and were in no condition to gi\e the
outlaw's horses any kind of a race, but
the chase was begun and the trial of the
thieves followed. After a furious ride,
lasting all day, the vigilantes succeeded
in driving the gang upon a bnttee near
a small creek, where preparations were
made for a desperate resistance.
As the vigilantes approached they
were down met by a volley which brought
one of their number—Peter Acker¬
man of Medicine Lodge, Kan. The
thieves were surrounded as well ns pos¬
sible and the fight continued. One by
one the rifies of the outlaws were silenced
until but few flashes answered the vigi¬
lantes’ rifles. About dusk a white rag
was hoisted on the summit of the butte.
The vigilantes greeted it with another
volley the and charged up the hill. Three
of outlaws escaped, but “Sear-Face,”
Hank ‘Windom and “Curly Bill” were
captured. “Curly Bill” and Windom
were riddled with bullets, but “Scar
Face,” although nearly dead from ]/>ss
blood, was dragged to death, suspended
by a lariat to the pommel of a saddle:.
Four other members of the gang were
found dead behind their stone bariers.—
Kansas City Times.
Changed His Location.
It is not safe to help a baby in distress
if the baby happens to be a Spanish king.
A short time ago King Alfonso XIII re¬
ceived a present of a new swinging cra¬
dle, and was put into it. lie didn’t
like it and cried. Only the nurse and a
few special attendants are permitted by
law to touch his majesty, but a man
servant, who was near at the time, see¬
ing that his king was frying to roll out
of the cradle and threatened to hurt him¬
self by screaming, lifted him out. For
zeal and kind-heartedness he was imme¬
diately dismissed by the court marshal.
Luckily the queen regent was willing, in
view of the extenuating circumstances,
to mitigate him something the man’s else punishment, to do in and of
gave could one
the royal castles, where he not
have any possible opportunity of lifting
the king and breaking the law.
It has been discovered that a large
portion of Utah which is underlaid wi’h a stra¬
tum of water, may be reached by
boring wells from 100 to 200 feet. The
wells flow so liberally that one of them
will water five to six acres thor¬
oughly. The desert is literally “made
to blossom as the rose.”
An Extraordinary I’lieuninenon.
Norther term tlian the above would apply to
the woman who could see her youthful beauty
fading away without a pang of regret. Many
a woman becomes prematurely old and hag¬
gard What because of functional derangement.
Dr. Pierce's a pity that all such do not know that
Favorite Prescription will res: ore
their organs to a normal state,and make them
ills youthful to which and the beautiful daughters once of more! For the
liarly liable bve are pecu¬
the “Prescription” Is a sovereign
gists remedy. It is the only medicine sold by drug,
under a positive guarantee from the
manufacturers that it will give satisfaction in
every case, or money will be returned, cel
guarantee on bottle wrapper.
A woman in New York had burial services,
etc., that cost SGOO, over a pet dog.
Messrs. Brown & King will move into their
new Streets. quarters, Atlanta, corner South Broad and Hunter
and will be Ga„ on I he 1st of September,
They will glad to see all tlieir old friends.
supplies, and carry if a large and complete line of
you are in need of anything
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Iron pipe, brass goods or fit¬
tings, write them before buying.
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G. G. Treat, of West Granville, Mass.,writes
of Allcock’s Porous Plasters :
For rheumatism, neuralgia, pain in the side
or back, coughs, colds, bruises and any local
weakness, they truly possess wonderful cura¬
tive qualities. I h ve recommended them to
my neighbors with the happiest results, many
of whom but for At.lcock’s Plasters would
be n a crippled condition at home. In every
instance where they have been faithfully and
prop rly applied the result has been wonder¬
fully satisfactory.
Fashionable “waistcoats” (vest is out of
styie), of gay hues cost a fellow $15.
“There is nothing you require of vour agents
but what is just and reasonable and strictly in
accordance with business principles.” house be That's proud
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