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July 7, igog. T1
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1 he women of an Indiana town recently
organized a literary club, and for
a while everything was lovely.
"Alice," asked the husband of one of
tne memteis, upon her return home from
one of the meetings, "what was the topic
under discussion by the club this afterneon?"
Alice couldn't remember at first. Finally,
however, she exclaimed:
"Oh, yes, I recollect! We discussed
that trazen-looking woman that's just,
moved in across the street and Long
ieuow.?Harpers weekly.
A public school teacher was explaining
the meaning of the word "glutton."
"Now, Tommy," she asked, "what
would you call a man who is constantly
overeating?"
"O," said Tommy, whose father was a
sea-captain, "he's what you call a stowaway,
I guess!"?Western Christian Advocate.
(The following conversation was over
heard between two boys, aged seven and
five: "Joe, why can't chickens talk?"
' "Aw, they don't have to. When they
wants anything, they just pull their wishbones
and they gets their wish."?The
Delineator.
Clergyman (examining a Sunday-'school
class): "Now, can any of you tell me
what are sins of omission?" Small
Scholar: "Please, sir, they're sins you
I ought to have committed, and haven't."?
I Tit-Bits.
The newly rich woman in Prance said,
I "I like to sit on the miranda of the
I hotel and see the soldier pheasants go
I by singing the Mayonnaise." ,
Wedding Sentiments.
In Bozrah, Conn., August, 1819, Mr.
John Bate, of Williamstown, Mass., to
.Miss Mary Ann Bass, .of the former
Hplace, after a courtship of one hour.
"Is this not angling well, 1 ask
Such tender Bate to take?
He caueht in nna ahftrt hnnr a Dooo
I The Bass, though, caught the Bate."
At Black Lake, L. I., February, 1828,
James Anderson to Miss Ann Bread.
"While toasts the lovely graces spread,
And tops around them flutter,
I'll be contented with Ann Bread,
And won't have any but her."
Countryman: "Fi' pounds too much for
him? He's a won'erful sportln' daug, sir!
Why, he come to a dead p'lnt In the
street, sir, close ag'in a ol* gen'leman,
the other day,?fust o' September It was,
sir,?an' $he gen'leman told me after.
wards as his name were 'Partridge'!"
Customer: "You don't say so?"?Bargain
struck.?Punch.
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