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By FRANCES L. GARSIDE.
HY, Mother, does Mrs. Jinks
\/'\/ boast of her self-control?
She claims, My Child, that
when she receives a telegram she
opens it with no more concern than
she feels in orening a can of corn.
What, Mother, is meant when \\'(nm;
en say of another woman that she
has hypnotic powers?
It is their way, Little One, of de
claring that it was never her looks
that won for her.
What, Mother, is a Nemesis?
It is that, My Dear, which every
woman becomes to a man after he
has told her he loves her,
Does a man, Mother, ever take his
wife into his confidence?
Always, My Child, when he is not
making money.
Why, Mother, did you say to Mr.
Jinks that the woman of to-day who
is honest deserves more credit than
the honest woman of a generation
agce?
Because, My Child, it was impossi
ble in those days to get a perfect
match in hair and a woman had to
confess the truth, .
Of what age, Mother, is one who is
a mere child?
It is the age, Little One, at which
every woman married according to
the claims she makes in later years.
What, Mother, s meant by in
gratiating manners?
It is a term, my dear, that means
the stray dog that- wanders on your
porch and tries to win a home by
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being friendly. There are many imi
tations of ingratiafing manners, but
this is the only genuine,
Why do you say, Mother, that the
woman at the station with three chil
dren is going to visit her mother?
Because, My Child, when a woman
has as many as three children no one
else in the world invites her,
What, Mother, is a megaphone?
1t is an instrument, Daughter, that
hasz never attained its real purpose. It
is used at railroad stations for calling
trains, but is more greatly needed in
a family where there are children for
Father to talk through when he wants
Mother on the gther side of the table
to hear him above the noise,
1s it true, Mother Dear, that every
thing old-fashioned comes hack in
tire ? 5
With one exception, Daughter; the
woman who saved the train by flag
ging it with a red petticoat. She will
never come back.
What, Mother, do the papers mean
when they talk of the menace that
threatens every American home?
1 do not know what they mean,
Child, being little versed in politics,
but in mg opinion, the menace that
thraatens every American home is
that Father will become the hired
man, and Mother the hired girl, to
their family.
Is it true, Mother, that after a wom
an has married and had children the
only complaint she gets is when they
eat heartily of her cooking?
Oh, no, Child. She gets one other.
Every time father and the children
enter the house the first question
each asks is, “Where's mother?”
DO YOU KHOW-——
A clock constructed throughout of
glass is the result of six years’ work
on the part of a Bavarian glass pol
isher. The plates and pillars which
form the framework are of glass and
are bolted together with glass screws,
The dial plate, hands, shafts and coz
wheels are of glass, and glass wedges
and pins are used for fastening ihe
various parts of the running gear (o
gether. Like the clock itself, the key
bv which it is wound is of glass. The
construction of the remarkable time
piece was a matter of infinite pains.
Seme of the parts had to be made as
many as 40 times before a clock that
would go could be produced.
A safety razor, connected to a mao
tor by means of a flexible shaft, is the
latest invention to simplify shavinug,
The blades are actuated in such a
way as to cut the beard by impact or
blows. The blades, therefore, do aot
need to k. so sharp as in hand shav
ing. No sgoap is necessary, wetting
the skin being sufficient, sand a clean
shave can be accomplished, it is de
clared, in a very short time. The aft
er effects are described as being thuse
following a mild massage. A plug ‘s
provided for attaching the razor (o
any lamp socket.
A chemist in Belgium, by taking the
albumen from the residue of mualt
grains and putting it through a proc
ess, is said to have produced a pasty
food,- claimed to taste like meat, but
with three times as much nourisgii
ment. The cost of the food is said 1o
be small. Physicians in Brussels have
experimented on men with it ani
with excellent results.
Experiments with a fog-piercing
lamp for automobiles are now being
made in France. A glass of a special
vellowish-green tint is placed in front
of an incandescent lamp, and a para
bolic reflector projects not only tne
light, but a sufficient amount of heat
to prevent the formation of mist upoa
the glass. g
Miss Rae Potter, known as “Chi
cago’s most beautiful working ginl"
disdaining the offers of wealtny suit
ors, has married a poor railway clerk.
“To keep house, to wash dishes and
sweep and cook for the man you
iove,” caid the bride, “this constitutes
a woman's greatest happiness.”
The master of ceremonies at ile
Vienna court has been commanded to
appoint a women's guard at the <n
trance to the reception rooms of the
palace to exercise the strictest cen
sorship on women’s dresses, £o as o
prevent wearers of slit skirts from
attending court functions. The cen
sors are ordered to display the great
est possible tact, but to be firm.
(. W. Hart, the long-distance run
ner, who recently completed a contin
uous run of 156 miles, intends in April
next to run 1,000 miles in fifteen days,
average 66 1-2 miles daily. On any
particular day during the perform
ance Hart undertakes to beat any
man on the day's run.
At a recent court ball at Rome two
American women, Mrss John Hays
Hammond, wife of the famous mining
engineer, and Mrs. Ira Morris, wife of
the Panama Eshibition Commission
er, wore jewels valued at $2,000,000,
Mme, Henriette Teyssedre, who had
died at the age of 8) at her residence
in the Rue de la Grange-aux-Belles,
Paris, will be buried in the coffin in
which for the last 30 years she has
slept nightly. When three decades
ago her husband dicd, Mme, Teys
sedre ordered a coffin of polished oak
with silver corner pieces, silk and
velvet lining, and with images of
saints painted on its sides. Her serv.
ant found her dead in it
As a cure for toothache, E. A. Raw
lence told the Dorset Antiquarian
Field (lub, at Dorchester, recently, a
Dorset tarmer two or three vears ago
recommended a friend to put his arms
around a young oak tree, mark the
place where his fingers met, and there
make a slit in the bark. Then with
his left hand he was to pull some hair,
from behind his right ear and put it
in the slit in the bark.
A miserably c¢lad woman was found
by the police lying in the street in a
Paris slum the other day. She was
taken to the Charite Hospital, where
$2,000 in notes and gold was foun] sewn
inside her raggew skirt, 'The woman,
Estelle Follet, €8 years old, went out
charing, and Ler neighbors believed her
to he 80 poor that they had been in the
habit of giving her presents of food
and clothing.
At the Buenos Ayres postoflice the
X-rays have been successfully em
ployed to detect the presence of smug
gled articles in mail packets. In this
manner watches, rings, chains and
other dutiable articles have been dis
covered hidden in apparently inncs
cent parcels,
MARRY —~Many rich, congenial and anxe
ious fer companions. Interesting pare
ticulars and photo free. The Messenger,
Jacksonville, Fla
MARRY RICH--Matrimonial paper of
highest character, containing Eundredl
of nhotos and descriptions of marriage
able {)eu{)le with means Mailed free
Sealed. Kither sex. Write to-day. One
may be your ideal. Address Standard
Cor. Club, Box 607, Grayslake, 11
HUSTLING man or woman representas=
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full time; $5O to $6OO a month, every
customer secured gives you a steady
monthly income; experience is not re
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Jocality-—hurry and be the first to apply.
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SALESMEN WANTED.
SELL TREES—Fruit trees, Pecan
trees, Shade trees, Ornamentals and
Roses. Eusy to sell, Big profits. Write
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