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Star Gays
by Mania Proba
June 23-July 5
If you've been having a succession of rapid-fire,
cerebral romances that start with a bang and then
go nowhere, it's just Mercury and Venus retrograde
in the mind-oriented sign of Gemini. Don't worry,
Mercury will turn direct on the 24th and Venus
follows on the 4th. There may be more than one
kind of fireworks in your life.
CANCER Wear yellow and black to impress a
Scorpio with your sunny disposition as
the Sun in your sign trines Pluto in
theirs on the first You could have a
lot energy for exercise on the 27th
when the Moon is in Sagittarius.
LEO The Sun in your 12th house
this period emphasizes regeneration
and personal growth. The 29th
could be a fortunate day on which to
investigate new beginnings.
VIRGO After the 4th, career matters which may
have seemed fussy and over-
emotional should clear up. Full
Moon in Capricorn on the 29th
could signal the end of a long-term
affair.
LIBRA All sorts of journeys are favored this
period. Venus encourages you to
take long trips so go somewhere
with a Taurus after the 4th. Friends
from all ova may visit you, but it'll
seem like the farther away they live,
the harder they are to get along with.
SCORPIO When the Sun trines
your ruler on the 1st, a long trip
could prove rejuvenating. On the
30th, the Moon sextilcs Mars, your
co-ruler, and you are tempted to
rush into something. But be careful, for
Neptune could create foggy conditions.
SAGITTARIUS Ifyouhavca
revolutionary idea on lire 26th, it's
j Uranus in your sign. How-cvcr,
'Saturn urges a lot of patience at the
“'same time. If you have Pi sc can family
members, they need your auenlion on the 3rd.
CAPRICORN The Full Moon in your sign on
the 29th suggests you take it easy and
remain low key, especially with a "
Libra co-worker. Saturn, your
ruler, feels very mysterious and
quietly urges you to enter a period of
personal growth as it transits your twelfth house.
AQUARIUS The Moon in your sign
and Uranus ruling you from a
conjunction with that Moon suggest
you at least think about some kinky
sex. When Venus turns direct on the
4th, that Taurus you've been after will
come down out of the clouds and relate with you.
PISCES A long trip might be just the ticket, but
not on the 3rd or 4th when the Moon
in your sign would only confuse
tilings. Neptune, your ruler, is
retrograde in your eleventh house
and that's why your friends arc acting
so wierd.
ARIES Jupiter wants to help you
succeed financially, so find a willing
Sagittarius and talk money. If you
feel like howling on the Full Moon
of the 29th, take a Capricorn along,
but be paticnL
TAURUS Venus, your ruler, will
turn direct on the 4th and make you
feel generous. Give the greatest gift
- yourself - to a Pisces, but watch
out for an emotional storm.
GEMINI If you need a new romance, the time to
start it is after the 4th when Venus is direct in her
home sign of Taurus. When die
Moon opposes Mercury on the
28th, any message from a
Sagittarius is unreliable.
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