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BY RICHARD W GRUBB
DARIEN, GEORGIA,
SATURDAY MORNING, MAY 2d, 1874.
ALL SORTS-
A Wisconsin dairyman asks for in
formation about the “creamation’,
business.
In some parts of the West they com
plain that the country is overrun with
tramps.
An exchange Bays that 15,728 fond
hearts were made to beat as 7,861 in
Philadelphia last year.
A New Hampshire lady died recent
ly after having read the Bible through
thirty-four times.
Every- week on the average, four
hundred misdirected letters are sent
to the Now York post office.
A Pennsylvania 'paper says that
"ten lines of nonpareil, or less, make
one inch.’’ That is a rare arithmeti
cal discovery.
Beecher’s last declaration in church
is that “greenback’s are government
lies.” If that is theology give us
more of it.
One hundred and twenty newspa
pers and periodicals have been sur
pressed in France since McMahon be
came President.
The man who remarked that the
Princ* of Wales was born with a
crown on his head was not aware that
all children are so born.
In St. Louis everybody is consider
ate, and therefore a daily paper re
marks: "Two gehtleraen and a lady
left for the Penitentiary last week.”
The Hoosiers like work when it is
disguised as fun. The other day 20
of them handled over thirty cords of
wood to get at a rabbit, wkich es
caped after all.
The Danbury News says a rain un
der the auspices of the United States
government, set in Saturday nfter
noon. This is the best, thing ever
said against centralization.
Milwaukee thought she had a case
wherein a young girl died of a broken
heart, but it turned out that bep-tfor
set strings were too tight, ) an i one
'*roke c*f a jack-knife revived her.
An ex ijange announced a death in
high life, in this fashion: “The Dow
ager Duchess of Richmond is dead.
She lend an uneventful life, and was
passionately fond of boiled salmon.”
A Vienna journal recently contain
ed the following advertisement ofler
ing the services of “Anna Agrikoi, sick
nurse, watchos dead bodies, repairs
straw chairs, applies leeches, and
makes pastry, desserts and delicacies.’’
According to the Cincinnati Com
mercial, a New Orleans reporter was
found to have a wife in Vicksburg,
another in Natchez, another in Cairo,
another in Memphis; and then they
stopped counting and put him in jail.
A North Carolina editor thus writes:
“With wearied brain and faitigued
limbs from the duties of the day, as
wo bend over a manuscript, the soft
and soothing strains of music, such as
only Johnson’s band can make, falls
upon our ears, and the revivifying in
fluence is as though some magic wand
had passed over us.”^
A Western exchange says: “The
gift chromo business his reached its
sublimest attitude out iu a Western
county. An enterprising minister of
fers ‘an elegant chromo’ to* fcvery per
son who shall not miss one of his ser
mons for a year.”
Mile. Liflfaseur, a leading tragic ac
tress in Paris, was once playing a
most touching part in which tlje he
roine commits suicide by taking poi
son. At the most pathetic passage,
while she was bidding adieu to life
and making everybody in the theatre
sob, she suddenly changed her tone
and shrieked, “Damnation ? what has
been put in the bowl?” Imagine the
effect of this homely prose delivered
in so energetic a manner in the midst
of stately poetry ! The actor Beauval
let, who loved a practical joke, had
smeared the beaker with assafeetida.
Nellie Grant acknowledges her en
gagement and will be married early
in the spring.
Here is the newest floral sentiment:
“if you wish for heart’s ease, don’t
look to mari-gold.”
Incredibte as it may seem, says the
Express, there are families in New
York city existing on less than one
'’*r a week. /
Yora ley Or
man. —Nashi'ille rlmt-v^r
Atwoods & Avery,
BROAD STREET,
0 .
RETAIL DEALERS IN
DET '^.'O‘G.DS),
GROCERIES, DRUGS & MEDICINES,
BOOTS, SHOES, HARDWARE &C.
KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND
A LARGE AND WELL SELECTED STOCK
of everything; in their line of business.
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Masters of vesels would do well to give them a call,
They invite the attention of the public to their new
Spring* Stock,
A fine assortment of
STRAW GOODS AND HATS.
all of the latest styles.
v %r * va! j
Press Goods, Prints. Cloths,
Casimers and everything pertaining
to the Dry Goods trade can be found
in their store.
They also keep on hand a first-class stock of
Harness. Harness trimmings, Saddles, Carriage
trimmings, &c. Their stock of Crockery, Stone,
China, and Glass wares are of the best qualities
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THE
DARIEN
TIMBER GAZETTE,
PUBLISHED EVERY
SATURDAY MORNING
AT
Darien,
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MCINTOSH CO..
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GEORGIA,
BY
| RICHARD W. GRUBB,
SUBSCRIPTION PRICE
ONLY
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PER ANNUM,
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ERAL.
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Or leas than One Cent a Copy. Let there be a
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miscellaneous reading, and furnishing the news
to Its subscribers with greater freshness, because
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Ten copies, one year, separately addressed (and
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L W. ENGLAND, PnMirber.
6 offioe Nv Tor* City.
FOUNDRY AID MACHINE WORKS,
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Brunswick, Ga.
THE UNDERSIGNED IS PREPARED TO FURNISH, ON
SHORT NOTICE AND AT REASONABLE PRICES,
SAW MILLS,
I
SAW MILL CARRIAGES,
(BEST MADE,)
‘ENGINES,
SUGAR MILLS Ml PAIS.
AND ALL KINDS OF
iIACHIKIRY
AND OTHER
CASTINGS, EITHER IN BRASS OR ISON.
HAVING competent mechanics in the machinery, foundry
and blacksmith departments, I confidently promise satisfaction in
workmanship and promptness.
As these works arc more convenient tc the mill men, rice
planters, and shipping, around Darien, I respectfully solicit pat
’W** g-a-ft 1 'Yin*-- >•
TERMS CASH —On delivery of work.
• Very Respectfully,
T.V. SMITH.
April 25—tf.
im' pitiiM©.
HAVING POWER PRESSES, NEW TYPE AND Fix
tures, large stock of ruled and flat papers, card stock. &c., on
hand, and first-class workmen,
THE APPEAL PRINTING OFFIOE,
' BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA,
Is prepared to promptly execute all classes of Job Printing,
on short nctice and at prices that will compare with the lowest,
—workmanship and material considered.
ORDERS SOLICITED FOR
PAMPHLETS,-
BILL AND LETTER HEADS,
MONTHLY STATEMENTS
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HAND-BILLS AND PROGRAMMES,
BUSINESS AND VISITING CARDS,
BLANKS, OF ALL KINDS,
And all other classes and kinds of Job Printing, in plain black,
or as many colors in ink or bronze as desired.
The Appeal office being splendidly furnished with new type
and fixtures, there is no establishment in this section better pre
pared to do all classes of Job Printing, on short notice and at
reasonable prices.
TERMS CASH, on delivery of work.
ORDERS SENT DIRECT will receive the same attention as
if attended to in person,
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