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THE 1
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Vol. X,
p Cuthbert, Georgia, Friday, May 24, 1867.
Nb. 30.
IP OIK IE
Uciialcscut in Puce.
(Jfert qtiiit Oitt, in Pent.)
j| |1 — Vc fwlloning vrrie extreordlnirie
poi-uunu wm comp—rU »l nygUt, and la euppored
to In one of y* drtutiK* :
Oft have I hrerd good folk* comphdu of being
plagued ailli rata, . , . ,
And wondered it they'<! cm tried the plan «r
krrplng cata.
An animal which of such pots would rid you in
And yet^ Rk their good qualltlc*, cats have a
tingle vice.
Now what that •* stogie rice’' may l>c I quickly
mean to tell—
It diet hegan. I ba»o no doubt, when fcvc torn
virtue tell '■ ....
For ere Ibal time tho lwaata were wont to llro in
peace and quid.
And never would disgrace tbcmaclvra by getting
up a riot!
For every tingle cat of youra, here’* whore the
do’ll'a to |>ajr—
Would be fthejlutely certain, nt taut. bo 1 to
heard aav,
To have a country courin to vl*U her betlm-n,
Which viaiUngo are thought to ho tlta gtmu-a of
cat crloi.t;
And oft, upon some neighboring ahed. they con
gregate t««gotltfr, ,
To liavo a chat about the times, tho faahious and
the weather;
Jiut like a lot of women: and then u l* no
If (key fall out among theoMflvra and five each
other “tlmndcr.”
Son* two or three begin the fhtaand othon toon
join In; „ ,
Ikiwurn the whole outlandish crew they nuke a
tearful dlo;
Yelling im»t fiercely all the time ju*t to Increase
the fun.
As If notiudy «KM for deep becaure they wbh
for none'.
Be silent now, ye tuneful Moe, your harp* hare
loat their power,
Their (oudMl strnlu*. could not lie heard tvbcre
discord mice tiw hour ; _
Ye owls, yo croaking raven*, come; ye ptwotu
clear your throat.
JVpd ye Ul-omunetl birds of night rend forth your
banheat uotca t
Ye woodmen bring the law and (lie. and Vt the
grating noise
Be Joined to that of ratling pane Wat by loud
yelling Imp I
Ye bouse-nulda ofie each creaking gate on rusty
tiing<<« dire,
And watch d<«a r«f*- yotxr dlnnal bowls an oc
tave or two higher T
Jx-t trumpets Mjmuk. ami vicious drums, pounded
by KTi'Btmug child.
Be Mingled with the mournful shriek of locomo
tive wild!
Though haunted room* at midnight hour let
wind* moan dismally,
And shutter* alam to (111 Utc uiiud with fearful
imagery.
I doubt if either one of these, or each and all
combined.
Could acf half aodiscordantly on the bewildered
mind ;
Hweet nolure from her slumbers soft, roused by
th’ Infernal clatter,
Rubbing her drr way eyes, exclaim*, "why, blesa
me, wbat’a the maUrr T”
And yet, perchance, there may be some who lore
those midnight resell ;
If inch there l»e they're welcome quite to all the
•quailing derlta!
And then they could, night after night, In slum
bent ‘"ft !*■ laid.
And gently lulled to sweet repose, by a feline
# nrenailk*.
Ilosr large or small their army he depeuda on
clrcutmUBcre,
Though every one ilia t joins the fray the lutereat
enhance*;
"The more the merrier,’’ they think, or ao they
■cetn to think.
And yet how different thinks ho who scarce can
weep a wink.
In peaco f<r their outlandish noiac I But in hla
broken sleep,
Half dreaming oft give* utterance to sundry
curses deep I
Until, at length, grown wide awake, ho springs
up from hi* bi d, %
Hurling hoots and imprecations down upon each
feline lieudj
And now the whole gang is engaged In moat up
roarious fray,
Making the calm and peaceful night more noisy
than the day'.
At times inch wild unearthly yells fall ou the
waking ear.
That well might, wort the camw unknown, All
the weak heart with fear I
And In the time which they acloet display moat
wondrous knowledge,
They scarce could greater wirelon show If they
had heo.1 through college :
They always ineut ju*t at the time when people
wmh to sleup.
And when tha silrer moon and stare their silent
vigil* keep!
They cannot qtaRt 1 in the day ; oh, no 1 Urn*
woiild'nt do,
For in their way of doing things, that would he
rtoCMtkiaf new !
Forsooth, in dityliuht fights aud frays they can
no pleasure take.
For then they wouldn't hare the fun of keeping
folks awake I
It ts a fair example quite or those domestic joys,
Where constant atiife and bickerings all happi-
nww destroys;
- Mong people who, like these mote cate, can nev
er long agree.
And xrldnm aught about the house but stormy
weather sue!
The serenaden are soon greeted by a Dying brick
or two;
A poker or a stick of wood, or cbe a worm out
ihoe!
Thrown by some irritated gent, who cannot sec
the fun
Iu being cheated oat of his sleep until the rising
sun!
But their atlcaliou's for awhile so fixed upon tbeir
battle
To utMlos they give little heed which on the
roof do rattle ;
At length they find ont that it la a noticeable
matter,
Aod then the heat a quick retreat, in all direc
tion* scatter!
Those who bad vainly tried to sleep now think
the trouble o'er.
That, for the balance of the night, they'll Dot be
bothered more :
But ah! delusive hope, indeed, which cruel fate
dispels.
How fat their hopes are realized, the sequel
quickly tells!
Far on some «*1kt aked near by they qn'ckly
moot again,
And fancy that l boy‘re out of reach uf brick-lists
aud of men !
•Tin wonderful to swe how quick a second lime
they mivt,
Ne'er y*t was bust an araiy farcod k suufl upon
4-Ut!
Hero for nwhilo they all remain in silent medita
tion,
And seen to view their late repulse with fear nnd
consternution ;
In their lab' frolic 'hey can't see what crime
they did commit,
That tin y should ho assaulted thus, with stones
aod brick-bats hit!
But tbla soon wear* nway and then tach one
takes tip his post,
Determined hv hard fighting to retrieve the time
they've loat ;
Thus they stand not long to parley, hut the bat
tle quick renew—
One would think they had been drinking, nnd
had all got rather blue!
But here they are ugnl n weal led, just os they were
la-fore ;
The things which first did frighten them now
frighten them still more;
And giving one deepairing ery of fierce rage
and dbmay.
They suddenly do soparut* and hasten last away.
Thu* cat* are wont to spoud their tlino upon a
moonlit night,
And in uiy mind, I have nu doubt, they deem it
very right |
Rut we poor tnoitnls can't agree with them In
thK becau-e
We do not wish our sleep to come to such an
awkward puiuc I
moral t.
Oqt rid of cats, then you may rent In peace ;
Remove the cause anil tho effect will cease :
Where dogs aud cats oxlst in too great numlw,
They only serve to rob yon of your slainhers.
moral ii.
A better moral dill here might ho taught.
Did one but know In what way to apply It!
Dome-lie strife I* always worse than naught.
And this l* proved by all who ever try it:
When man and ivifo commence to scold each
other.
Instead of harsh words let them try a kfss ;
Then let each try all angry words to smother —
Tin the true secret of domcaUI blim.
A. U'Nkamc.
I/Irown Goat,
®,p w. o. r.ATo.v.
ANktt Wav to K«*r Kaos.—Tho
week beforo going to sea on a four
month’s voyngo I gathored in sixty doz
en oggs for cabin sen-stoma, taking es-
pouiul pains to prove evory egg of tho
lot to bo a good ono ; besides 1 got them
from my farmer friends, and knew they
wore all fresh laid. Then I fixed thorn
for keeping by Inking fivo or six dozen
ut a time in a casket b *d dipping them
about fivo soconds in tho cook’s ‘cop-
par' of boiling water. After scalding I
passed tho eggs through a hath made
dissolving about fivo pounds of the
chciqtesl brown sugur in a gallon of wa
ter, aud laid them out on tho galloy floor
to dry. There I had nty eggs sugar
coated.
I packed them in charcoul dust instead
of suit; 1 tiiod suit ten youra, an 1
don’t believe it preserves eggs a mi to.
Tho steward had strict orders to
bring aft and report every bud egg he
should find. During the voyngo he
brought throe—not absolutely spoiled,
but a littlo old liko. All the othors, or
w hat was left of them, wero ns fresh
when wo cams in as they were when
I pneked thorn away.—Ctorwposdvnce
Country Gtndnnan.
We thank God that thcro is life
in tho old Htate yet to spurn and tram-
plo under foot nil proposals for a union
with tho nnrty which has stripped us
of nil wnich onco made us a proud
and great people. Let our peOplo
romomber that tho Radical demagogue
and not the Federal soldier is tho
author of all tho insults which have
been heaped upoua disarmed popple.
Tho soldier did not disfranchiso our
bent men ; eufruchise our lute slaves ;
abolish our Kioto governments; trample
our liberlius under foot ; blot out the
name of Virginia; deity our soldiers
docent sopulturo; torture us with two
ycurs of merciless legislative jnsrsecu-
tion; systcmuticully defutnc and traduce
us nnd Btrivo in every possible way to
breuk our spirit and tnuko us dishonor
the cause for which our bravest nnd
purest men lost their lives. All this
was tho work of the Radical party after
the war was at un end All this was
done by men of the type of Wilson, who
fled like timid haros from well-contcBted
battle fields, but who havo heaped upon
a disarmed people insults which havo
mndo tho roil oral soldiery blush with
shame.—Richmond Timet.
Tm Dki.ictaulb Cuss.—On his re
turn from Petersburg to Richmond, af
ter making his incendiary speech, Hun
nicutt took a seat in the car assigned
to colored people. When the conduc
tor coinmundud his far he offered him
a dollar and a quarter, live amount
charged colured passengers. The con
ductor informed him that the furo for
white persous wus a dollar and fifty
cents. He remonstrated, saying that
ns ho rode iu the colored car lie ought
only to pay colored furo. A colored
man who heard the controversy, put a
stop to the mutter by paying the quar
ter in disputo.
liOST Cuildrex.—In Limestone coun
ty, Texas, some days ago, two twin chil
dren, brother aud sister, named Dunbar,
four yoars old, strayed from their homo
into the woods, while playing, and wero
not misied until evening. Search was
made and continued till tho evening of
tho third day, when they wore found,
about two miles from home, locked in
offch other's arms, dead. A wet north
er hud come up the night they wore lost,
and it wus supposed they died before
morning.
^ fyHC The pitch lake in the islund of
Trinidad is one or two hundred acres in
extent, nnd consists of a penetrable but
tenacious pitch, of uncertain depth—be
ing too deep for any kind of sounding,
and uotyui hard enough to sustuin ex
cavatiou. The pitch is mined out aud
shipped in large quantities to Europe,
but closes over the chasms as fast n>
they uro made, ar.t' npjieara iucxhauati-
ble.
lly was a most beautiful
lbt-brown hnir was soft
p, her hoofs wore small,
ully curved, Ivor teeth
', ber logs straight nnd
a luxuriant picco of
eyes bright, her voico
(cal. her mouth expres-
Rita her average yield
ftn. All this she was,
let until of Into, when,
kr 4i excellent ontor, her
wV-n pemitivo sign of
iff tho family of which
"treo years a useful
At Mr. nnd Mrs. Den-
Ko children, who wero
named tho goat Kate,
itho neighborhood as
,nd visitors often in-
boys well ? And how
jnthorino for it was
coiisulur tho three
ry, nnd her ribs bo-
owners wero too
i*p her. Donnis was
of employ. They
[taaent m tho couu
ry, Mrs. Duly man
iitily alive by hook
*ur husband should
Min.
^1 Kate 1" one day
|i with a half-fierce
She will die lam
>«u hor. Ye’ll got
a chapo nt that,
ighcr; and may
to us Bomo day,
jist tho finest idea
nis, leaning over
tenderly. “I’ve ft
a rutile; and by
tire tho vally of
ff, mnn! May-
ut Tt, and in tho
stnrvo—nnd mo
life, wid mo
•ml tho ohildhor
nothing. Go
nnd sell Kuty
id bring mo ov-
ind."
hling nnd non-
raffle, und u
chanco;- and
in a week;
Cathnl
gont. li
nnd fino
hor horn
white am
sinewy,
fringowor
plaintive
sive of im
one quart
or rather ’
although si
ribs began
something
who hud bet
member.
Tho fact
nis Daly hat
boys, nnd ni
she wus kt
Catherir.o
quired, “Art
is tho Dnugli
impot^nihle
| «lay iu ales t<
Hut 1\ a to
gun to show
poor to pro[
a ropeuiuke
dwelt in
try, opposito
aging to keep
uud by croof
get regular wi
“Ye'll hav«
said she to ]
half-mournful
ishing if wo tr;
five dollars at
fur unv ns’ll bo
bo yo’ll buy hoi
the poor craytl
“Faith l ''
out,” exclulav
unu stroking
mind to put hoi
that menus wo
Jier Iwico nnd ih|
" 'Twould tnki
bo yo'il bo n monl
lunnetirao the
working for tl
mouth's rint to
neglected, und y
'long wid your raj
for what she'll fot
ery ciut of tho inoi
“Whist wid yi
sente, Mary. 11
ratlin it'll be, at lift;
may bo I’d sell fort
whut wad that bs
“Twenty dollars,
f 'e’ll nover see that
ife.”
“Divill burn me
said Dennis, nnd
went eagerly out t
do uboutit.
He spent throe dn^
going about and 111
quuintances ; but nft<
ho fouud thut nunc Ii
ay save to get him
timns; or they did
Catharine from tho
they’d aftorwurd bo
didn't wish for tho goi
Each day, Dennis,
turned homo tipsy, ai
preaches now made
that on gotting sober,
rainy evouing, loud ing
ho'd never como bad
money for tho goat. Tyi
in front of the grocer’s, hi
in tho rain and wont in.
It being a dull night
customers in tho place, s
tomors, nnd they to tho ni
or eight, wero in tho sp
inout behind a green Hcr«
a gamo ut cards Gloom;
nis leaned against a wull
them.
Ho know nearly nil
nph
lo man ; and
agin, in your
try, anyway,"
on his hut,
'hut ho coulu
ing tho trial,
up his no
dding many,
spare mom
tk to bettor
ant to take
ly, thinking
they
oy rate.
uil'-m -1, i •*
k wife’s re-
esperatc, so
,'ntout one
swearing
o without
rloa post
fiiicr baaing
ibard
wero no
cus-
of SOVCII
dopurt-
tteudiog
igh, Den-
lurvoyod
This welcome relief from his garrulity
was embraced by all, nnd during tho
pause, tho proscnco of Donnis Duly was
noticed, and he was invited to join the
party, and tako a hand in tho game they
wore playing.
“It’s a heavy heart 1 have to-night,
Jim Mullownoy,” said he, declining the
ofior. “I'm not tnesolf at nil. I’m dis
pirited intiroly, nnd bad cess to this
mico that’s oomo, or I’d inlist for tho
)ounty, ns yo did, giva it to tho old wo
man, nnd let the divil fly away wid tho
ropowalks, and mosolf into tho bar
gain.”
Mullownoy was n retired soldier,
money all spent, now much attached to
his friend*, of whom Uld Charley was
tho chief—und a bold, slashing fellow,
Anxiously waiting for the noxt war. llo
forced Dennis to drink, and then tho lat
ter booatne inspired to sell his gont.
“Is thcro a mnn in tho party that
wants a fine goat?” ho oxcluimed des
perately. “Lorra a hair of her I’d
spare, but for me necessitous situation
She's the quuno goat of tho c ountry, and
I’ll soil hor this night for tho money—
'pon me soul I will, to any ono of yces !'•
und ho looked appealingly to Mullownoy
nnd then to Old Charley. “She shall go
for tho pnlthry sum of nvo dollars; hits
ysildod a quart und a gill a day, and—
and—"
“Oh, wo don’t want no gont boro I"
said Charley ; “como sit down, and sou
this gnino out. What do you wnut to
part with your goat for?”
“It’s tho mouoy I'm afther. 8ho’s too
expensive to knpo, aud mo doing noth
ing, aud that’s tho truth so it is. Couu
Churloy, you buy hor, nnd take hor right
homo along wid yor. Bhe’s standing at
tho dure."
“What ? Brown Kato ? Lady Cath
erine ? Is bIio out there in tho rain ?"
"She is thut, jist. Como and look
her for n minnto,”
"Oh. I don’t wont your goat. Hold
your bosses, I tell you Duly. Yon''
bettor koep her. If you soil Lor you’l
Sing away tl'.G money, then you'll bo sor
ry for it. Mind Old Charley. And ]
dont wont her. Whntd'you g’poso an
old man like mo is going to do with u
mt ? Como boys, play on."
Donnie subsided nwhilo, and aa ho
looked on as before, Satan came and
jogged his olbow, and a horrid thought
ontcrod his lioad.
“Throwing his money away, that I
need I What’s the good of it to him, fill
ing his throat wid drink and enriching
the bloody landlord, while me owld wo
muu’s heart dooa be aching, and Kuty.
tho dnrlint, is out Ibore tied to a cruel
post liko a criminal, aud hor hoaufy,
barriog her bare ribs, tho dear ersythur
—going a begging in the rain I Cob,
what'll I do ? but I’ll wait till they’ro
quite booxy, then I’ll tako Old Charley
aside and ofTor him the gont for a dollar
—hodad, I will ! tako what he gives me,
without no witness, d’ye see ? Thin, to
muke sure, I’ll take tho dollar right over
to tho owld woman. And then lose no
timo, but oomo back ; aud if ho suys ho
paid, I'll deny it—toll bim to aooreh me
clothing—and *o I'll keep tho goat till a
botther time to sell her.”
After a pause Dennis rosumod,—
“Thin agin, the owld divil may forgit
ho giv the dollar—ho's gitting drunker
every minute—and if there’s a row, I’ll
tuko my chanoes. But 1 must pacify
tho owld woman. And if she says,
'Donnis, yo divil, it’s too littlo,’ I'll toll
her how aho dhrove mo to the bltthcr
Hscrifico, not Wailing for*tho lufflo—if I
bring buck the goat, sho’ll have tho dol
lar too, thin re'll both bo aisy ”
Tempting demon or do'f-y of drink!
what human head will over bo wise
enough so truoly to define thee, that men
of I
appeared to huve any puinfl
money except uu old
villtj
named Old* Charley,
Americanized by a rcsidei
yours. Ho stood about f
whoa he was straight, whi
tho case now, ho having b
freely and exposing what n
as u temptation for the rest
dring it nway. About Bixty,
grizzly bourd, very broad
uud loudly talkative, ho wni
tho lion of tho evening ; tliouj
but n poor farm-luboror, wl
lost tho partner of his po
dwelt ulono iu the cellar of
onco the village temperance
verted into a tunomont house «
peratico went out of fushion th
was a harmless, hard working
liquor, or an iron constitution,
hud preserved him well in
which ho was very proud, nnd
ly assured his hearers that—
“Old Johnny Hull, foruvor !
dead yet. You cao’t kill old
No, sir, I’m older than any ni
bet. Been hero thirty years,
had a sick dny in my TiJo—oxci
haps, a cold, or the like. You
any inediciue into me. No, ni
too old a bird fi»r that. I knot
foot of ground in this town, if*
long onough, I should think. 1
to know Hunip’n of it. No, yoi
kill old Charley, lie’s a boy y,
member,—*”
“What yer talking about ? I
Charley I You're bothering tho u
“Then lake stnnp’n. I'm dry,
I’ve got money enough. Old Chi
got the brad*. Uh, 1 know.'
Nono
teens of
uraclor
lunun,
if thiiiy
,bt high
'ns not
rtnking
ho had
<p him
witlia
ideied
Jcntly
i; was
uving
now
con
tern-
lie
i, uud
both,
ts, of
cited-
‘ain’t
krloy.
h, ni
i^ver
por-
f* 8 et
1 I’m
> ery
1 loro
jht
mt
lust glassful, nnd then, ns ho wns mov
ing toward tho door, ho cullol him back.
“What’s tho matter ou you now ?
What’s wanted ?”
"You’ve bought tho goat, but yo’ll
not take her aforo yo pay mo for her.
It’s littlo onough I uxotl yo, and I want
the money firet."
“What arc you talking about? Think
I’m a fool ? I paid yo. Gin yo a dol
lar. Goat’s mine, bought and puy for.
Yon onn’t fool Old Charley.”
"You’ro fooling yourself, man. Yo
nivor paid me a cint. Ye saidyo would
whin I como back.”
“I ? I nover. My ’pinion is you’ro
drunk.”
“Why, mnn, I’ve drunk but once this
night. I’ll lnvo it to tho party. Jim
Mullownoy, didyo see mp dhrink more
nor onco this blessed evening ?’’
"No,” said Mullowny.
“D’ye hoar that ?” said Dennis.
“Yes, I do. What’s that to do with
thocont ?"
“What about tlio goat?"
“Why ho—this fellow boro—Dennis,"
cried Charley, wildly, “ho says ho paid
mo—no, ho says I paid him - "
“Yo lie, yo blackguard 1”
“I moan, he says, I didn't pay him a
dollar, right thero in that 'oro corner for
tho gout.
“Ami I moan to ehtand to if, for ye
did no such notion at nil to mo. Bogor-
ru, I’ll shwoar to it wid tho lusht dhrop
of mo howly blood, l'uu uio sowl Jou
nro a Hrilish liar nnd a dishonorablo
tliaif, so yo nro, and your shkin’s so
blowod wid whiskey that yer brain has
not room to circulnto, and yo'ro afthor
gitting tho betthor of nio in tho noiso
and confusion of thin respoctablo assem
bly, to—to for to—bnto mo out of
my own gont, which I’vo hud fioin a
kid, and bad luck to tho dollar yo give
me, for yo give mo noue nt nil, so you
didn't—and pay mo now, or I’ll—nnd—
and—”
“Oh. you needn't get wrathy about it,”
replied the old man, becoming some
what sobered by tho passion of tlio oih-
uud rising up to tho full height of his
fivo foot. “You ouu’t scare old Chnrloy.
safety. To nruvont mishaps, however,
noxt dny ho Killed and dressed tho gont,
and it is presumable that she has ore this
bccoiuo part of himself, nnd flesh of his
flesh. At ull events, his board
grown somewhat longer.
has
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may
know when to mvoko and when to
resist thy influence? From cabin to
court, from hall to hovel, thy foes are
still of oqual numbers.
Dennis Daly wnitod nnticntly and vig
ilantly, and within an hour ha hud on
opportunity to ant upon his design. The
party continued to drink, and gradually
became confused und uprorious, Dennis
abstaining, and ho nnd nis goat forgot
ten by them, until, choosing a favorable
moment, ho took tho much bewildered
veteran to n corner, und whispered his
offer to him.
“Speak louder, why don’t yna ?” cried
('hurley, with impatience. “What d’ye
want! H»y.”
This attracted attention from tho oth
era unknown to Dennis, whose buck was
toward them.
“A dollar—a dollar—nnd tho goat t-
yurc’s
“Is it ? Done ! There’s your dollar,"
mumbled Charley, fumbling among his
money und paying the sum, which Den
nis hastily concealed, nnd then lie said,
“.Say nothing about it—mind-
till I jist step out and back, qnickor’ii a
wink. It’s a shatno, so it would bo, to
havo it Unowed she was gone for so lit
tie.”
“Oh, I'll keep mum! Never you fear
for old Charley.”
Donnis hastened out and across to hm
wife, »nd gave her the money telling hor
that more would follow [ nnd then
speedily returned to the see
nnnciul operations.
lie fouud the old man much olatud
with his purchase, and staggering to und
fro, muttering,—
“Tho gont in mine, tho goat m mine I
It takes Did Charley to make a bargain
after all. Come, gentlemen, one rnofc
| round with me, und then I’m a going
in.! home, I urn, to tuko my goat out of the
' Dcuuio waited till be had gorged the
A Romantic Incident of the
. War.
From the boulavillo Journal.]
Never shall wo forget the bcoiio wo
witnessed a few days since, when it wns
our good fortune to place in the hands
of u family n dispatch from n son—
whom they had long mourned na
dciufcr-saylnff, "I will ho with you to
morrow 1” Early in 1802, when tho red
hand of war was thrusting thousands of
our onco happy pcoplo from their quiet
homes to bocumo wanderers nnd fugi
tives in a strange land and among stran
gers, a young man onlistod in tho regi
ment in which wc wero serving from the
vioinity of Cumborhmd Gap. lie wns
nn exemplary soldier, nnd soon gained
the esteem of hia comrades nnd confi-
dcnc o of Ids officers.
Hut just after tho short, but terrible
battle of Ci'obs Lanes, Western Virgin
ia, was fought, nn uufurtunato occur-
rnnoe, implicating bim in a crime, of
which subsequent events havo shown
him to huve buoa innocent, brought him
beforo a court martial, uud ho was neo-
tcncod to be Bhob His previous good
character induced tho officers of his reg
iment nnd tho commanding general to
petition tho l'rosidout to commute his
sentence to imprisonment, which petition
was granted, uud ho was accordingly sont
to a well known mland-prison, between
tho coast of Florida nad Cuba
His family, who had boon driven from
their homos, wore then residents of our
city, and tho intelligence of his incarcera
tion almost crazed his devoted inothor
und sister. Hut their confidence in his
truth, honor, und goodness of heart nov-
or faltered. They felt ho wus innocent
and looked hopefully for the revelations
of "to morrow” to pmvo it. In a few
months, howovor, it wns announced in
tho mortality report of tho prison that
ho had died. After repeatedly writing,
No, no. You go on, nr.d bdW, J,'jy oo- j bis mother reocivod no contradiction of
ing out to bring in my goat out of tlio the report, nnd guvo him up with a re-
ropov., v ..
gnation thut only circutnjlauccs can
vouchsafe lo a senritivo mother.
••Down her chocks flowed the round drop* ;
And m wo *oo the sun shine thro’ n ibowcr,
Ho looked her beauteous 1700,
(jiialliig forth light and tears together."
A year passed, and the family moved
to tho interior of tlio Htato. Hut whut
mighty roVolutions docs a yenr bring
forth. Circumstances transpired which
proved beyond n doubt thut our orrono-
ously reported do«d comrade wns inno
cent of thecrimo for which ho Imd been
imprisoned, nnd ho was promptly re
leased. Being without money ho stop
ped in n Northern oity to work, writing
to his former homo for his mother, and
then advertising in several of our Htato
papers, but to no avail. Tho only in
formation ho could get of hor wherea
bouts was that she waff living “some-
whore iu Kentucky." llo oamu to the
State and locating In nn adjoining vil
lage, continued his exertions to find his
mother’s family, whom ho had reason-to
believe wero iu destitute circumstances
whorevar they woro. • *
Now comes tho finale. An attempted
outrage ou a young lady in Eastort)
Kentucky, a few weeks since, an ac
count of which was published in tho
Journal, como under tlio notice of our
friend, nnd tho almost victim of tho fiend
ish uMHiiuIt, on investigation, was found
to bo his sister. Wo wore then on bus-'
incHB in that part of tho Stato, nnd re
ceived tho before monti mecl despatch,
and placed it In tho bundrf of tho moth
er. Bho road the littlo message, started,
looked closer, nnd road convulsively, and
tremblingly looked into our eyes, seem
ingly searching tho depths of our soul,
snnk upon her knees, and, with upturn-
eel face, exclaimed iri language that »vil!
evor rovorbernte on our brain: "Father,
I thank thee for to morrow 1”
Mournful MlLMHF.ne.—The groat
sewing sisterhood and drygoods frater
nity huve been brought to tho depths of
despare by tho abolition of crinoline,
which has now been worn for many
years.
ThO present stylo.of dress requires
put that in your gob, Mullownoy; and j ()n jy 0 jght yard* of material, instoad of
if its como to this, I’ll huve the goat by | twelve a reduction of thirty-three por
fair manes or foul. Ho lave your liowlt | cont <1 \ H f 0 , bonnets, near-sighted poo-
of tlio ropu 1” now shouted Donnis, seiz- .,i L . }' 00 k f or them in vain among musses
ing tho arm of Charley : upon which Lf false hair and “boughteo” curls.
Mullownoy caught him by tho middle I j 0 » in *Sroith, who has a refloctlVo turn
and liurlod him to tho other side of tho () j , nllu | i though his reflections uro too
room. oiler muddy, writes us thut important
“Como on tho wholo of yocs,” ox- event gonoi ally happen to couph
And while Dennis proceeded with a
volley of protestations nnd opithots,
Churloy brought in tho brown goat,
baaing und shivering, but making no ro-
sistaucu, being glad to got in wborc it
was warm ana dry. Hu sat down nnd
coaxed her, holding firmly by tho ropo.
“Lave hor alone, or puy mo the dollar
yo promised, und I'll pardon tho huh-
take.”
“I dont want no pardon, I don’t. This
gont is my property, now. I’d hnvo you
to kuow, and I'll do as I plcuso with
her.”
“Ye may that, and welcome, too, if
yo puy me the dollar ; nnd nhuro she's
worth that, and five rnoro to ye, owld
man, for a companion, now ye’ve no
wifo, aud sho'U give a fine supply of
milk for yer mules, when bIio gits fat a
bit.”
“None of your blarney, Dennis. You
know I paid you, right well."
"I'll luvo it to tho party. Did ono of
yeos seo him give mo a dollar ?"
“1 didu’t."
“And I didn't; but I hoard some
thing said ubout a dollar.”
“Hareenough,and tbruo for you; it
was mo wfio was axfng him for to givo
ino my rightful compensation.”
“And I saw him fumbling in his pock
et, but I ouu’t nay I saw him give it to
you, because I didn’t, ns I thought
KVuebody aBkod mo to drink, just then,
nnd 1 looked another way.”
“My opiniou iu that ho thought ho did
but did not ”
“And my opiniou is that ho thought
ho did, and I thought lie did mesvlf, for
1 bow him!”
“What’s that, Jim MullownoyV
cried Dennis, astonished, for till new lie
thought thero was no witness.
“1 saw him givo you the money,” re
peated Mullownoy with scorn ; "for 1
minded tho quaro looks of your dosuto
fu 1 inng, all tho tmjo und I thought ye’d
be up to some dirthy thriuk aid him.
Yo put tho money crafthily into yer
breeches pocket, und wulkeu out."
Ye’re a villain to say that much, and j
HUMOROUS.
What is bettor limn a promising
young man ? A paying one.
In tho beginning woman consisted of
a single rib. Now sho's all ribs, from
hor belt to tlio rim of her petticoats.
If you wish to fatten a thin baby, what
should you do with it? Throw it out
of tho wiudow, and it will como down
plump.
“Off sho goes,” snid a lady of tho train,
ns it was starting.
“You hnvo mistaken the gundor, mad
am,” said Prenlico, "this is tho mail
train.” *■
An intoxiontod man who wns suffer
ing tho natural consequences of his in
discretion, was nskod what he wns do
ing, when ho repliod, "Developing my
internal resources.”
A littlo boy asked his mother what
blood relation meant. Hhe explained
that it monnt near relatives, oto. Aflor
thinking a moment, he said :
"Then, mother, you must bo the blood
iest relation I’vo got.”
“* of my existence, givo mo nn -y-,”
said a young printer to his sweetheart.
Sho made a nt him, and planted 1
herI^JETbot wood his two I’s.
“Such nn outrago," said Faust, look
ing ft at hor, “is without a |.”
A smart young student of anatomy,
remarked in tho hearing of his sister,
that tho ronson thero woro so many old
maids in tho world was owing to their
tight lacing, which so hardened their
hearts ns to malto thorn imponotruble
to tho shafts of Cupid.
I f 20 grains mnko a soruple, how many
will make n doubt ? If 7 days make ono
weak, how many will make one strong ?
If 01 yards make a polo, how many will
mnko a Turk ? If throo miles mnko n
lenguo, how many will make a confeder
acy ? If four quarters make a yard,
how many will mnko a garden ?
A Russian lady being engaged todiuo
with M. da Talleyrand, nt the timo Min
ister for Foreign Affairs, was detuinod a
full hour bv seme unoxpocted accident.
Tho furnished guests grumbled and
looked nt their watches, On tho lady's
entrance 0110 of the company obsorvod
to his neighbor in Greek :
“When n woman is neither young or
handsoin she ought to arrive botimee.”
Tlio ludy turning round sharply ac
costed tho satirist in tho same language
"When a woman," said Hho, “has the
misfortune to dine with savages sho al
ways arrives too Boon."
claimed Mullownoy, us merry an a crick
et. “I’vo knuwcu Owld ('barley for
nigh fifteen year, and uiver a man whull
tech him or his'ii, while I can swbing a
hand!’’
which is not true, cIhc would not twins
bo 30 rare; and he proceeds to illustrate
his thorny bo tho remark :
“Now maukiojl eiuiuUauoutisly rejoice
in eight hours for labor and oight yards
"Iha I Dao I Una!” cried tho affright, far tlruir Wiyo,' driresw-"—N. Y. Am in/
ed goat', trying to got free from tho'/Wi
scene of poril, und a buttle Boomed immi
nent, when the quarrel was happily
abated by the sudden enfruuco of Mrs.
Daly who rushed angrily at the delin
quent Dennis and demanded, if ho woro
going to givo her tho rest of tho money
be had rvcuivud for tho goat, or wuu ho
spending it.
No further proof wns nuoded of tho
guilt of Dunuis, who, mute with shame,
made no other demonstration, and w*«
glnd to yield to his wifo, os she pulled
him front the place.
Tho coast was now clear for Old
Charley, who, thanks to the good faith
of Mullownoy, was now enabled to get
borne with tuo troublesome purchase in
is estimated that in the conn
ties ol Halifax, Bnottsylvaiiio, Franklin
and Henry, Virginia, and Buckingham
and Caswell, North Carolina, tlio tobac
co now on bund is worth $12,000,000,
and tiio crop of Hisdlsylvauia alone is
piucod at $0,000,000.
A prize fight came off a few days ago
in Bergen county, New Jersey, between
WjUiatn Kelly and John Drady ; ono
hundred and eighteen rounds wore
fought scientifically. Tho fight lusted
throe hours and ten minutes, nnd both
men pummelled badly, when a general
fight among the spectators took place,
and the rdiercoe withdrew.
Letter of a Suicide.
The telegraph has announood tho
doath, by suicide, uf Hon. Elijah lliso,
of lvnotueky, who had just been elected
to represent bis district in tho Fortieth
Congress, by n majority of 0,000 votes.
No ono, not oven his family or most
intimate friends, suspected his purposo.
although it seems to havo been Bottled
iu bits own mind for wooks. Tho deed
was dona on the 8th inst, at his homo in
Russellville. A letter to tho Courior,
dated tlio Oth, say :
On yesterday he loft my offico aftor a
short convorsotion nnd wont immediately
home, not distant moro than a hundred
yards. In hnlf an hour tho report reach
ed me he had shot himself. I hurried
down and fouud the report too truo.
Ho had limbed u couple of eight inch
rilled pistols together, and standing bo-
furo a largo sized mirror, had dis
charged both through his brain, imme
diately over tho eyebrows. Tho wholo-
top of his head was blown completly off.
upon a small table, immediately in
front of him, was found tho enclosed
manuscript (n minnto copy of which I
sond). From this It appears thut tho
condition of tho country boro to such an
oxtont upon his mind ns to ronder death
preferable. Ho has also been suffering
for somo month* undor diahelet mlJitufi,
which contributed, in a great degree,-fro
doubt, to his despondency. Ho was six
ty • fivo yours of age, July 4th, 1^60.—
You will perceive, from the datf of his
article, that ht> lias contemplated the oct
some weeks. I belivo you now 'have all
tho facts, and you can write suftli an
article na you may bo inclined. ' .
A COPY OF THK NOT* IN JUDO* IIISk’s IUNIIv
WKITISU, FOUND ON 1118 TADLK V
I havo lost all hnpo of being rt t,k to aid*
in saving tho country from {Lo impend
ing disasters and ruin In which despotic-
nnd uucoDMituiional rule has involved
her. 1 hnvo becu brought into thr ;
public service ut un age too advanced,-
uud ut a period too lute to allow mo even- .
to hopo that I can do anything in utr£
of the restoration of constitutional gov
ernment, even if udmilted to a seat ii*
Congrors, which, it la said, would be
refused.
1 am enfeebled by tho infirmities of
ago and by disease. I am weary of the
world and intend tqjunve it. I am sick
nt heart and resort to doath for relief.
1 shall leave a poor, afflicted wife and
kind relatives und friends, none of whom
havo any knuirledge of iny purpose. 1
hnvo kept my intent to seek death, for
relief from my sorrows that afflict me, n
secret from all. I do not think even a
suspicion of it exists in the minds of ei
ther wifo, kindred or frionds.
Elijah Hi.se.
There is n codicil to my ^will in my
coat pockot, since placed iu tho bauds of
my wifo.