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DALTON, GEORGIA, TIlPfiSDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1869.
VOL. H---NO; 6
|KOFZKR It M* V KM A N—YVLolcsnle ami
Retail Dealtl-a In Pry Qootli, Gentlemen's
lililng Goods tlul Clothing, llsmUton street.
STON k I,VW—Praises In Dr^r Goods,
Groceries, l'rOdnCs still lUvdtrsrS, corner
i slid Uimlllon stroll.
kVIS, W. R., it CO.—PSalelsin Family slid
|Fstiey Grocsrlss. Salootlhtlsclicd. Chester
, north corner King sutl Hamilton.
IcUTGlT ktitjiwRLL—Dealers In Dry
; Guudl, litltcerlei, Produce snd Hsrdwnro,
SiriisronVsiigli and HnmlltoiiBlrcet,
|SCOTCHCN it BITTING—Dealers In Family
Groestlss, I'roduco, otc., east sldo lliimillun
L -
slU.V, T. M.—Family Groceries snd i’roVl-
' slons, Postoffice building, King sirsot. ' ■,
.CII0I.9, JOHN B.—Desler In Groceries,
Produce slid genersl family supplies, corner
snd Usnillton street.
IBVITT, J. F.—Doilsi In Dry Goods. Gro
ceries snd Prorlslons, opposlts Tlhh'sIIouee.
IboCER Jl KNIGHT—Dciilcrs In Drugs, tied.
T Icltiss, l’sluti, Oils, aim, etc., Ku. #,
S's llnuic, Hamilton street.
rutScilBCKC.t.M.—Itealcr In Fancy Goods,
Notions and Toys, Hamilton street.
h||,|, it HcCABTT—Wholesale and Retail
> Dealers In Stores. Hollow Ware, Hardwire,
I Msnulactureis of Tinware, Hamilton street.
0CTI1F.KI.1M>, 1. L—Dealer In Stores,
Hollow Wire, Hardware, and Manufacturer
Tinware, Hamilton street. »
100I.EDGE, N. V. i. Ce.-Teimcri Offics In
J lower etory or Printing llouso llnlldlug;
awford Rtrect. Always pay caslt for Hides.
UNTON it COLUNS—liouse Carpenters and
^ Joiners. Shop corner Of Hill and Spencer
treats. Work warranted, credited with dispatch.
.lAM’L 0.—Hons# Carpenter snd
Jol sr. Work warranted to filresstlsfscllon,
n'lin
TAPPIS, F.—Root snd Sltoe Maker, comor
’ of King and ll.inllton streets.
a WICK, II. II. k J. P.—Houso, Sign and Orna-
' mental Painters, and Paper Hangere.
I ORDON, Dr. C. I*.—Phyalolan and Burgeon,
r may he ftiiind at ltia office orer ritmsn'-
fctore. when not pyofeaslonnlly engnged.
cAFEG, Dr. J. R.—Physician and Surgeon.
Office orer Uukolker & Loreninn's store;
where ha may ho found when nut engaged
J. A. R, HANKS,
I attorney at law,
W ILD practiue in all Iho counties of the
Cherokee Circuit and In the United Slates
f blstrlct Court lur the Northern District of Geor
r. i r. tfRBJir,
attorney at law.
\ \TILL practice law In all the counties of this
VV Circuit, snd IT. 8. District Court; janO-ly
• u. .i. jBirfjras,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
W 1I.I. pptctffee In all the counties composing
tha OUei'ukeo Olroult. % junlly
Woods & Craven,
liaaalttja in ,
Druffs, Medicines. Dye Stuffb, Paints,
Oils, Window Gloss, Ac
RINGGOLD...,: ....
AufUHt 17—l Sbi*
.. .. afcitiOEGlAi
Mndnmo Boandnl.
A long limo ngo, in ths AVostorn
part of England, there lived tin agod
conplo whoso Unto Imd passed away
since early youth in the ovory day
round of'furm lifo, and who had never
boon known to linve the least ill-feeling
towards eacit other sinca the lime when
good old Parson Ileriot had united
them iit the holy bonds of wedlock,
twenly-iivo years before. So well was
the fact of their conjugal hnpphr
VII, Hint they were spoken of far
Dear as tlio happiest pair in Eng
land. Now the devil; (excuse tho ab
rupt mention of his name) had been
trying for twenty years to create wlmt
is called a ‘fuss in tho family’between
these old companions. But, much to
his mortification, ho had not been able
to induce tho old gcntlcmah to grum
ble about breakfast being too late, or
tho old woman to give a single curtain
looturo.
Aftor repeated efforts, tho dovil be
came discotli-aged, and had ho not been
a person of great'.determination, ho
would doubtless linvo given .the work
up in despair. ' Ono day as ho walked
along in a very surly mood, after au
to get the old lady, to
quarrelabolit the (tigs getting into
yard, bo met an old lady, a neigl
of the aged couple. As Mr. Devil and
tbe neighbor .were particular friends,
they must need stop on their way and
chat a little.
‘Good morning, sir,’ said tho hag,
and pray what on earth mnkos you
look so bad. litis morning? Isn’t the
controversy between the Churches do-’
lug service ?’
‘Yes’
‘Isn’t Deacon W. making plenty of
bad whiskey ?’
‘Yes.’
‘Well wlmt is tho matter, my highly
honored master f’ 1 -
‘Every tiling is going on woli enough,’
replied the devil; ‘hut old Bbteford
and Ills wife are injuring I he cause ter
ribly by their had example, and after
trying four hours to induce thorn to.do
right, I must say I consider them hope
less.’
The, lmg stebd ,n few moments in
deep thought. ‘A rayou sure you have
tried in every way f ’ .
‘Every way I can think of.’
‘Are you certain?’
‘Yes.’
•Well,’ replied site, ‘if you will prom
ise to nuke mo a present of a new pair
of shoes in case 1 succeed, I will make
the attempt myself, and see if I can
raise a quarrel between them.’
To this reasonable-request tho devil
gladly assented. The old Img went
on her way to old Blueford's liouse,
and found Mrs. Bhteford busily engag-
prl In cret-tin? rout I v for her husband’a
‘But thero is one thing, Mr. Dovil,
I would llkotolmve explained, that
is, why'you handed them to mo on a
stick ?’
‘Very easy tooxplalh,’ replied ho.—
‘Any ono who has the cunning and
meanness to do as you have done, don’t
get nearer than twenty feot of me.’—
So saying, lie fled in torror.
After a while tho old womah died,
and when she applied for admiaslon to
tho lower regions, tho dovil would not
let hor in for fear she might dethrone
him, as slio was so much bit superior,
So the old woman is y.ot condemned to
. 1 . 1 u'l'uss
MII.LBlt-8 DAUtilT
TBB.
tcnntSon.
. The miixeot :
kr Ai.rittu ti
Itll tile hilllor’s'dakgklor,
Anri eitb is Brown so dear; so dear,
.That t would hi) tlio Jowol
That tri-ttitilos St her car t
For, Mb In rlnfilou day slid night.
I’d tOuoli Kilt Heck ■orvarm anil-white.
And I would be Hie girdle
About tier dainty; dainty waist,
And her liourt wdnld brat a
In sorrow ntld in ftijlt »
A Kuklux Bishop.
HEAIlTS THAT lttmiftnl
Wo And the following nnccdolo go-' Som „ huV^Uiki^ringii tho«
illg tho rounds of our cxulinllgCH: . And never find tiro love tlioy sui-ic:
In somo parts of Georgia the negroes some tips with pride or tobgi nro curled,
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parts of Uoorg(a the negroes
iiavoboon much exercised lately on tho
subject
that ovi
with them
wander over tho worid,
rels and strife in poaeeful
neighborhoods.
Would you,know her name?
It is Madamo Scandal. When she
died young Scandals ware left orphans,
but tho devil, in consideration of the
services done by the mother, adopted
them ; and so, you see, ho is father to
the respectable class called tcandal-
mongers.
Header, don’t you know, some of tho
fhmlly ?
From -the Wedding to the Grave.
Wo have learned the particulars of
a tragic affair which occurred near
Cornorsvllle, in this county, a few days
ago, soys tho Pulaski, ’l'unn., Citizen,
though the names have escaped our
memory,
A young man. wooed and woh the
hand of a young lady whose brother
was violently opposed to the match,
and who Bworo they never should mar
ry. "The heroic, though porhaps mis
guided young lady, yielding to the
persuasive arguments of love, consent
ed to an elopement. Accordingly,
■they clandestinely repaired to'a neigh
boring liouse to consummate their ar
dent desire. But the resolute and des
perate brother was upon their track,
and jnst ns (lie happy couple wore on
the floor,’about to he made one, a ball
from bis pistol penetrated a vital part
of the bridegroom’s body, and he fell
in the arms of the devoted girl, who,
true to him in death, assisted by
frieuds, conveyed him to the bed,
where, at her request, the ceremony
was finished, she exclaiming that site
“had rather mourn, a dead husband
titan ‘a ddad lover,” In a few minutes
the ticwly-miule husband expired
The destroy er of his sister's happiness
has uot been seen since he fired tile fa
tal shot.
yards are the oipeoinl abode »• the T „,.„, lino , vl „ olraoo „ limlll muittboirwuy,
Klan. Tho consequence Is, that much wi,Sa ,forand st*a«&»tiK
SB the poor superstitious how voters Nor strive with rule, nor weep nor prey-
have always dronded to pass hy a grave- W»no Otters mu «■'sadly who,
yard; they will now never go within tv Aw nio^cdbp phantom, evermore
Li. of ol,f. WarofihoWluSt
Bishop Beckwith, of the EpisL’opal lunuingbutbltur dust andbllght;
ooml' 1 .eeti,'«», no,., wistful epeV; .
some months ago made an Episcopal i m „ r irq, 0 lr »lgd «(Ming oboottu
visitation to a romoto portion df his I ib«,rtbc,nbi>6attr»ulnmoti.arcd.igiis;
Dlo'oese. There wore not many Epls- And nm tin, Bitof Hint noVcrapntksi
SinoincI oils tho wheels dPeateVahd icopallaus in tliat region of UVorgia, i^ib«i^jtJjis!inoi»
supplies tlieplacd of sitnehlue, Aifljn tbu» few Of the. whites had jsvef. »Ben
» Buoimssop-or the. Apoetlea,- and tho 0U , Ul .-, tt ,-mutuu»BerU.wu' B u’a«w«irt4:
nygroes, Uhl not know what eort of a 1 .. .. .... ,
creature a Bishop was. 1
It soon became noised about that on
a certain evening the Bishop' WoUld ar- nut sandy boaebra wide and baro.
rive and hold services in a clmreit oi Ti.u foot may rati, timsoui may faint,
a certain village of the above district, i£jEt&J!!££2!£gSt£!?
and tho wbple nelgUberboQd was filled Au TspcukTo wortIr B ?idf o?b'ams.
with ouriosity to gd and seo tho queer . A “ u “i’ <a,1 ‘ u ; ow 0 ruo.griciorD.nm
animal that read prayers out of a bdok; .. ,
and to listen to what he llad to preach Kot all unmarked -your sorrows aw,-,
about, Not all unpitted your'dcspalr.
Of nil the population, tho nogtoes I Sintlo, patient lips soprdudly'dumt^-
wero more excited than any others and "'bon tiro’s frail teftt stunt u mnod,
they determined to attend, the church nE«5BKf!S2!^J^.
cn Jiia8se, thinking that however dan-1
gcrons might bo a graveytif
ly.'f
And I should know if ltbcntrtght,
I'd clasp It round so otoso and tight.
And I would bo tho nocklaco,
And all day long to faU and riso
Upon iiof balmy bbsom,
With her laughter or bar sighs;
And 1 would Ho no llglit, so light;
a should bo unalniitad at ti jgbt,
f
lft | n
who sings has n good heart under Ins
shirt frortt. ■ Suoli a man not only
works more willingly, hut lfe works
more constaptly. A singing cobbler,
will earn ns much money ngalti ns a
cobbler who gives away to low spirits
and Indigestion. A variolous trleil nev
er sing. The man who attacks singihg
throws a.itone at the head of hilarity,
and Would, if he could, rob. J tine of its
roses, or August of. its meadow larks.'
_' A, _
Gray & Kirkman,-
Importer* of -
HARD "NV ARE,
Ns. 55, CoHrge Strsft,
Jan ILlm ^KA«ttTM.UE,JPKAL_
; ""ir. M. PAPlq A. B. TAYBI^ 4. tr. H**»*»» >»*»
PAUL, TAVEL Si HANNfiB,
• Whole8*lo
Booksellers and Stationers,
joto FrUxtore,
AKD
BLISS. BOOK BAXITJCTISERS,
No. «, Union Street, ,
Jan 14-6m NASHVILLE, TENS. *
.VJTlO.r.tL HOTEJ.,
A. L: UllLKR..... pkopriktob,
twenty sons rimu ramsaiisa ottot, •
Railroad Awone, brtwce.n Silt and Olh Btrssta,
CHATTANOOGA, TENS.
Twms—ll.fifl per 1»T! Si"*'* mwla 60 csnU
i^Tnhuoiiir : olin wNttaoSa
Hammond .is Wellborn,
ATTORNEYS at LAW
uovl J tVliltuhall Btroct, ATLANTA, GA.
’ Medical and Surgical Notice.
A. w. ditinos. a. a. bivinos.
nns..i. w. B1W.VGS # sox,
YPORHERLY of South Cawllna, toudrr their
JF Professional nrvices to.lho cilliens of Dal
ton snd surrounding country.
tsrSpcclal attention toall f/irrmic («»•«. ,
arOIKce, during th« dsy, oorher M PBrta
find King streets, and night at residence, on
mue, formerly occupied by llr. J.
ed in getting ready for her husband’s
comturv ntmwrevnim mmvnuiu. (
ter the ustial compliments had passed
tliQ following dialogue took place:
‘Well,, friend B., you and Mr. B.
Iiavo lived a long time together.’
‘Five-and twenty years, come No
vember,” replied Mrs. B.
‘Andall this.time you have never
had a quarrel,’
‘Notone.’ .
‘I am truly glad to hear it,’ contin
ued tho Img. . T conaider It my duty
to warn-you, (hough this, is the case,
you must not expect it always. H a’°
you not. observed of late Mr. B. .has
grown peevieh and Bullen at timcR ?
‘A very little so,’ observed Mrs.
Bluoford. • . ■ ..
‘I know it,’ continued (he hag, ‘amt
let me warn you'to ho on your guard.’
Mrs. B. dld not tliink she Imd better
do so, but asked -for advioe as to how
she should manage tlio case;
‘Have you not noticed,’ said the img,
‘that your husband has a hUlich of
long, harsh hair growing under his
chin, side of his throat ?’ -
‘Yes.’ .
‘These are the'Cause of trouble, and
as long as they remain, you had better
look out. Now, as a friend, I would
advlso you to cut them off the first
time you can get a chance, and thus
end the trouble, and ns long as they
remain yoirhad bettor look out.-’
onfi at- Tllta fbo hner ntartf
“Novel: will Take a Cotton Bale.”
There lived in Cobb county, Georgia,
many years ago, a man who Imd once
been iu tlio State Legislature, and
never neglected an opportunity to em
phasize the fact. He was a perfect in
fidel as to new discoveries and 'new
sci.
Happiness.—That which, thousand,
seek, but few find,- yet lingers qrouhf.
every man’s door. The great secret
of happiness, is not to be annoyed by
petty thwartings, and not to aspire to
unattainable objects. He who culti
vates the spirit of contentment, will, lu
time, reap tlie rioli reward; and he
who who would most effectually secure
tho priceless jewel to himself, must
confer it upon others. He who takeB
it as a duty and a pleasure to make
others happy,has wjtliin his own breast,
a living fountain of happinees that an
gels might covot.
Happy is tho man . who is an early
riser. Every morning day comes ,to
him with a virgin’^ love, full of bloom,
and purity ,aud freshness. Tlio youth of
Nature is contagious, like tlm gladness
of a happy child.. Wo doubt if any
man can he called old, so long aa he
is an early riser and art early walk
er. And (oh,youth! take our word
for it) youth in dressing gown and
slippers, drawling ove’r breakfast' iit
noon, is a very decrepit, ghastly imago
of llmt youth which secs tlio sun lilusit
over the, mountains, aiid the dew
sparkling upon blossoming hedgerows.
AGolden-Hui.k.4—Industry will make
a mail, a purse, aqd frugality will find
strings for it. Neither the piiAo nor
the strings will coet anything. Ho
who has it shopld draw the string'^' as
frugality, direct#, and he will be sure
Ob, hearts that hunger through the world.
fchMINOl
. Iiittlo Thlnge.
Gobrfjia Bailrond etock lm« advanc
ed about toil dollars ti share, within
tho past ten days.
“Juliufl, did you see tho Catskill
Mountains?" “ No, SuiubL; butl’VfJ
seen eats kill mice."
San Francisco iu shaken by earth
quakes aud violent tempests. '
Wall street bankers propose to re
sist the payment of their rcvsnuS lax-
fcl.
A boy in Huntington chunty, Ponn-
(yifltutr, who wns bitten recently by n ;
cat, has Just died of hydrophobia.
' A wimnu in Cleveland, and her son,
agdrf elghtocn got on a drunken eprcc,
6nc flight, last treeki and in tho morn
ing the soil waj fdtinu dead in bed.
Be not ail stigaf, or tho world will
swallow thee up; nor itll wormwood,
or It will spit thee out:
^ A singing cobbler will earn its much
money again ns a cobbler who girea'
way to low spirits or indigestion.
ThoChicaf
of stoppli
streots c '
drivor.
The liew Mayor of Philadelphia lma
undertaken to prevent loafers from
louflglDg on the corners of tlio streets
in tho eveuiflg find off SlilldLiyal
In Minnesota, it is said, every night
not OH Episcopalian Chlirell; Wlthnoveradoytitiioraniar, . ,
,tly .it had np.vestfy-rootf i.H
Bishop could put on ills vest- 80““?“v eratwiNys^in thu year.
- - Acuity was, however, Buw«*»ir te-morrowt them Iiavo tirth, *
ly,-there would be no peril from Ku- wlt ^ oat yo „, dUrllng t
klux where so large u eongregaVlon vvithoat you t wiiat more can i«ay, ,
would be assembled. To Mtfty you iio»- ldnoly my ItoarVls
The house of .worship Wfts situated Whuriovorypur heart la away t
in tho outskirts of the little village; j i wait, and.iwaum for yon, Wrest)
but it was;
consequent
which the B
ments. : Thfedimvwj
remedied^by epmo one’e suggestingf tho near,
that the Bishop should robe himeeir ThoUayoruil othcra tomo.
SffiVttent dl?- 0 ” 8 r0U “ d An{ > often 1 fancy I near you, .
and entor at the front doo . Yonrhanaoatiiolntcli of tliodoor,
: go hesentu friend with his surplice, vourvotooin timimii, amt yourtooutou.,
who placed it behind a tombstone,) Cloacr-oloaor-brotdo mii mice more,
where it should ho at hand when ho with g i ttdwo ,-; half abut, now 1 ySii,
should require it. . ; Aa beautiful, lmivo and aa troc,
Long before the timeidesignated for And cyw I.know oven in dnrkncM,; .
tho opening services the little church Bclong'tdno other tlian you.
had become filled with the whites of And 8mningl whl»iicri“inj ; dnrllng"-
the vicinity, anti the negroes, finding Shall «eu only eyoa that lire bright.
The Bishop nt tho appointed time I not oacn, and often, mul often,
entered the graveyard l.y the back gate, t ' n T,u“ t ”g rnoim S the wmSew,
went up to tlio tombstone and donned - Tii6»hhdoweof nlghtoomtngon
his Episcopal vesture.. The wind was —v . ,. v “, ronenr '
blowing rather fresh, and ja«t as he
turned the-corner Of tho chardl a flaw Andtbalonelicart, now breaking In aUence,
spread Out his white robes. Some lie-1 Will some time at rent ho with yon.
groes spied him and bawled out “Ku- '
klux 1 Kukluxl" They; nil looked An-Irishman on being told that
round and beheld the flaunting white certain kind of stovo Would “anve lmlf
Thornton Areim 1
Hi King.
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Soon after tliis the hag started'for
home, and made it convenient to meet
Mr. II. oh the way. Much the same
talk in relation to his domestlo happi
ness passed between him and the old
woman.
‘But', friend Blueford,” said she, ‘I
think it my duty ns a Christian to
warn you to bo on your guard, for I
tell you your wife intends your ruin.’
Old Mr. B. was very much astonish
ed, yet ho could hot wholly discredit
her words. When ho reached homo
he throw himself on a bed in'perplex
ity, and felgnitlg liiihself asleep, Bod
ied the matter over in his inin'ili , His
wife, thinking this a good opportunity
for cutting off the obnoxious hair, took
her husband's razor and crept softly
to ltis side. Now, the old lady woe
much frightened at holding a razor so
near to her husband’s neck, and her
hand was not so Bteqdy ns it once was;
tb, between tbe two, Bho went to work
Very awkwardly, and pulled the hairs,
instead of cutting them off. Mr. B.
opened his eyes, and there stood his
wife with a razor nt his throat, After
what bo had been told, and seeing this,
he could not doubt but that she intend
ed to murdei him. He sprang from
the bed in horror, and no explanation
or entreaty could convinoe him to the
contrary. So from that timo there
was jaw, jaw, quarreling imd wrangling
all the time.
With delight the dovil heard of tho
success of ths faithful emissary, and
sent her word, if she would meet him
fl t the endof the lane at a certain time,
ho would pay her the shoos. At the
appointed time she repnired to tbs
spot, and found tho dovil at the place.
He put the shoes on a polo, and stand
ing on the opposite side of the fonce,
banded them over to her. She was
much pleased with tl)em-,they were
exactly the artiqlp,
water .
only giving in to steam cars by slow
degrees. But all the vials of ins con
tempt were poured out upon the idea
of a telegraph, and he was wont to say
that nobody need try to come the
“green” over him in that way, for he
imd been in the Legislature. Finally,
the State road was built, and one day
workmen began to put up the telegraph
posts' right in front of'ills house, aud
to stretch the wire. His exultant
neighbors thought that they had him
on that occasion, and asked ; “Well,
old follow, wliat d'p you think of tho
telegraph now?” He was cornered,
JVuf died game. Drawing himself up
nn inch taller, he said: “Gentlemen,
when I was In tho Legislature I gave
this subject iny very attentive consid
eration, And I said then, as I 6»y
now, that it may do for loiters and
small packageshiit it never will take a
cotton bale—never/"
AttTKMUS Ward had nn adventure
ip Boston once, which resulted as fol
lows t .
I returned in boss-cars part way.—
A pooty girl in spectacles sot near me,
and was tellin a young man how much
he reminded her of a young man she
used to know in Waltham. Pooty
•oon'the young man got out, and smil
ing in n scductivo manner I said to
the girl in spectaoios,—
‘Don’t I remind you of some one
you used to ltilow ?’
• “Yes,” snjd she, “you do remind mo
of a man, hut he was sent to the pen
itentiary for stealing a barrel of mack
erel ; lie died there, so I conclood you
ain’t him.”
I did not pursuo the conversation.
A Hog.—A certain lawyer was ap
plied to for a legal opinion' by a poor
neighbor, in which the interests of the
latter were materially involved.
The lawyer furnished tho opinion,
and charged five dollars for it.
, “There is.the money," said his cli
ent, “and it is all 1 have in the world,
and my family hae been a long lime
without pofk."
“Thank Heaven!” replied tbe attor
ney, “my wife has never known tho
Want of pork since the day wo were
married,”
“And never will," said'hie client,
“so long as Bke has suoh a great hog
"s you.” ■
The attorney was so, pleased With
the smartness of his repartee that he
forgave tho poor fellow and returned
him his money.
General Lek.—Grant the soldier,
Grant the magnanimous, Grant, elect
of the people, could properly and no
bly tender one of his Cabinet appoint
ments to Robert E. Leo, by all odds
the first and noblest map in tho-.rebel
Confederacy. 11 would do vastly much
to lidal the sere difference between the
North and South; it would make our
lately alienated Southern brethren feel
that they had a near place in our hearts
and homes, that we are now one nation,
that our glory it their glory, and that
they have a large share in tho success
of the administration of our great Pres
ident.—Milwaukee Witsonsin.
ways whoje and wholesome. Idleness
travels very leisurely, and poverty
soon overtakes him. Look nt the rag
ged slaves of idleness, and judge Which
is the best to serve, industry or idle
ness, ^ ^
An offended weman not having a
special invltnlion to the funeral of a
near neighbor, remained at homo and
sent the: following » ote to the mourn
ers: “I think I have been slighted in
being omitted from your llslof invita
tions. We shall probably have a fu*
nornl at our house one of these days,
and wo won’t invite you I So there I”
There are sortie minds so blinded
by vanity as to pretend to find a proof
of their superiority in their inability
to admire. There are some men who
affect to disapprove of an ctithusiaam
they know nothing of, thus transform
ing their impotence into wisdom.
It is a common belief among the
Ef&ptians that every traveller is an
emissary from his king. Is it not so,
in truth ? Are not we earthly travel
lers all emissaries from our Ring?—
Have We not His message to deliver,
and at our journey’s end, is it not to
Him that our account must be ren
dered ?
When hearts-ore filled with holy af
fections, Snd home is happy, then do
the young dwell in a charmed circle,
which only the naturally depraved
would Beek'lo quit, and across which
boundary temptations to error shinp
out hut feebly.
Thomas Hood died composing, and
that, too, a humorous poem. He is
said to Unvo remarked that he was dy
ing out of charity to the undertaker,
who wished to urn a lively Hood.
Josh Billiug is speculating op floods,
He arrives at this conclusion:. “Tlicr
aint no doubt in mi mind but that tho
flood was a perfect success; and I have
thought that another jnst such a ono
would pay well now in some sektions
of the country.”
He who is passionate and hasty, is
generally honest. It is your old, dis
sembling hypocrite of whom you should
beware. There’s no deception in a hull
dog. It is only the cur that sneaks up
ind bites you when yourback is turned.
Vhefti is a sentiment as beautiful as
just in : the following lines: “Ho who
forgets the fountain from which he
drank, and the tree Under whose shade
he gambolled ill the days of his youth,
is a stranger to the sweetest impress
ions of the human lioait;’ 1
tool
“Kuklux P 1
V
■m
Chicago police havo a fldatway.
ipplng last driving through tho
i of that city. Thoy shoot tho
Rive of tho most skillful and deter
mined detectives of tlio Paris polioo
are intrusted with tho special task of
watching over tlio Prince Imperial. .
. A drunken woman in the jail at Ma
con, Ga.j the other day attempted to
commit suicide by drinking a bottlqof
castor oil, hut the sands ofllfo failod'
to runout; and site was tried for‘loose
conduct, by. tho Mayor next morning,
pw many years havo you been
ll’f sympathetically asked a gen-
.leman of aboggar who pretended, to
bo bereft of Bpcecli. “Five years, sir,"
tcfrtldd the impostor; completely takcii ‘
off hi* guard:
Tlio AthoPs Watchman slates that
R. II. Lampkin, a promisiug young
man pud a student at tlio State Uni
versity,’ committed suicide on Friday
evening last, by shooting Himself
through tho right breast.; His ■
was found near tha( c;tj.
body
gle darkey cbuld.be seoli,-huttho soutid
of tlielr loot-steps in tlio distaneo fell were
upon the car, aud for half nn Four af- phis,- . , ,
lenvards could he heard the terrible heads shaved in the presence of the
words, “Kuklux! Kuklux! I" far off irt battalion, and the letter D branded on
the country, as the affrighted crowd their hips. ,
wore making off for their homes. • ..V***' - , .
ing and Jewelry. I to liafe nunca the wife ©f a mechanic
The Belleville (Mo.) Democrat; Jah- at- Marengo; lows,-as lately as last No-
uary 20tb, says :• vOmber. A'Doye B pgAp»p5rWMM4
On last Monday the remains of Miss -that tho Marengo mecbaOio should hOW
Maggie McCarren, a loveiy and inter- kill Bailey.
esting girl of eighteen, the only daujli- - - .. ... ..
ter and child of Mr. Edward McCarren, Why. is a igtagtimm whip
ail old aud highly esteemed citizen of propelled on. the Arcliimedian pflnoi-
this county, living near. Mascoutali, pie? Bfccause it is worked by its crew,
were consigned (0 the grave, The fu- (its et>rew.) ..
neral took place about 2 o’clock in the , T** lnr(1
afternoon. Next day, about tho sumo • Why. is opemng a
hour, tlio eriof-slrickcu paroiiU paid a a vpry novelway of getting into a room?
visitto the grave of their darling child, Because it is breaking through the
to iv.ater it anew with their tears.— coiling, (sealing.) , ; ,
, —T T.-T ..... ; V y
000 o'few yeilrs since,-has just been
sold for $110,000.
In Wilmington, North Carolina, it
costs a white mail fifty dollars acci
dentally to step upon a negro .lady's
diess. and trial before a oarpbt-bag of
ficial.
The members of tho Rhode Island
Legislature aro paid $1 per’day. Til
State is small.and nearly'all of ther
Iivo at their homes during.-tho sessioi
The bread of life is love; the sail of
life is work | the sugnr of lifo, poetry ;
tho water of life, faith.
A polito philosopher once thanked a
lady who had been singing to a party
for an hour, by saying, “Madam yoli
havo wasted our timo oharmingly.”
Hasty words often rankle the wound
which injury give?; but soft words as
suage it, forgiving cures it, and forget
ting takes away tna scar.
Judge of their feelings of horror to
find that tho grave had been tampered
with, and to allay the horrible suspicion
tliai took shape and form in their
minds, tho grave was reopened, when
it became apparent that' tho tomb had
been ruthlessly invaded the night pre
vious. The clothes in. which their be
loved daughter was buried had' been
stripped from her body, together with
the ornaments upon her person, and
carried away as booty. The body
was in such a disarranged concision
as to requlro to be redressed and rein-
torred. The anguish of the fond pa
rents at this gross indignity and out
rage cannot bo described. We have
learned that tho distressed* parents
have caused the remains of their be
loved child to he interred in the garden
contiguous lo tlieir rceidentte, where it
is hoped she will bo permitted to re-
pose in peace.
A Rimarkable Tranoe Case.- .
number of the Milwaukie physicians
have been examining a remarkable
case atRurlington,Iowa—that of Mina
Rouscbe. On the 8th of January she
called her father to her bedside and
told him she was going to sleep, and
that she should steep a long time. She
said slio should look as though she was
dead, but slio should not be dead; and
made her father promise that ho would
not bury her. She then sank away,
and has laid in that state since tho 8th
of Janusry. On Monday last a vein
was tapped, and the, blood flowed as
naturally as it would in a living per
son.
In n union of hand and brain lies
tho truo Htrongth Of human achieve
ment. Either, without the othor,' is
powerless. The brain to plan, the
hand to execute. Combind iu.the
same individual, we have a directness
of effort and a momentum of action
next to irresistible. Honce, educa
tion, iftrue to its mission, will aim
not ouly to intopsify and refine tl'.o in
tellect aud the moral perceptions, but
will give dilh heed to tho physioal de
mands of the individual. “ A sound
miud in a sound body" is not only a
happy contingency, but a natural aud
reasonable conjunction, founded not
less in soience than- in beneficence.
“We’re in a pickle now,said a man
in a crowd. “A - regular jam,” Said
another. “Heaven preserve us,’'mo(tii-
td an old lady.
i. Kentuckian being asked hoibtttjieh
corn lie raised, answered, “About ten
barrels of whisky, besides what we
waste for broad.”
Why may not the proprietor of a Dorn.'’ Miss Peters, his daughter, lias,-
forest fell his own limber ? Because j„ oonsoquonoe, renounced'her design
'no-one is allowed to cut when it Is his 0 f becoming, a.uup.
them
. — ,.during ( tlio session,
going to the Capitol in the morning
and telurhing'ln the evening;
A Minister in Minnesota lias beori
presented with a watch guard compos
ed of Unit, every lady iu the congi-cga-
tion having plucked out ono hair as a
contribution.
• A rifeiv perfume yclept “Loyal bitlm
of a thousand niggers,” is advertised
in an exchange. The inventor claims
that it was manufactured okpTossly for
parties doalHtfg tbe removal of thoiv
political dl'sahUUie*. ’.
The nows-hoj-a of iioiiBton, Texas,
vrlll not sell the Republican paper, and
tlm editothimsclf cries them about the
streets;
Dri Hoot-go B-. Gofer's, Who killed
Geb; Van Dorn, has recently.been uni-
ted in the holy bonds Of matrimony
with his former wife, from whop he
was di'vorcdd in conscquenco of her in-
tlmaoy, as claimed, with’ Gen; Van.
own-deal.
Why does-a young man injure his
stature by encouraglug the growth of
his beard ? Because thenke begins to
grow down.
To dispel darkness from about yon,
make light of your troubles.
A methodistohuroh up in Massachu
setts has been transferred into a-veloc
ipede rink.
Alurt mixed in olilckeh food is a
euro and preventative of cholera.
Spain Is said to have as many can
didates for kings as General Grant has
for. his cabinet.
nga.uup.-
In Norlhfield, Michigan, a hoy nan*.-
od Bigolow, aged nine, fatally shot hisr
cousin, also aged nine, on tho 19th
instant, on account of some childish
quarrel. Tho same juvenile reprobate
kicked a little Indian school-girl to
death about -a fortnight ago.
Horse flesh is rising in estimation in
Berlin ns an article of food. In 1868,
the'number of horses killed for this
purpose was no -less than 4,044. The
blood is purchnscd,.hy a manufacturer,
who uses it as a dye. A.BtrlinreeUu-
raut intends shortly to open an estab
lishment iii which only various prepa-
rationa of horse flesh will bo served to
the guests;
It is reported that five notorious
criminals, two named Evqns, one nam
ed Moody, and the names of the other
two not given, wero taken from jail at
Dyersburg, Tonn-, last Friday night
by a.porty of undisguised citizens snd
shot to death. Furthor particulars of
the affair may somewhat diminish its
present terrible aspect. . :
' Taking up Troos.
•''-The following relative to taking up
trees for transplanting, accords with
tlio views wo have often expressed,
but they ennuot bo repeated too often;
they wero given nt a rccont meeting of
agriculturists nt Now Haven:
“An enormous amount of money is Taxns most unquestionably a land
lost to tree purchasers from rode anrt of ^hog, hominy and plenty.”. Forin-
unskillful taking up. 1 r fr "(hi*trunk 1 slanoe t l )ork is splli’ig in Anderson
torn up by the roots, ns il t o tnink ; CQunt ^ * t t, 1-2 ce n tB per pound, aud
and branches were tlm oneU^ig ^ com meaUn Hempstead is only worth
More thnu fifteen tbbnannd porsone
sary, nnd the roots superfluous,
proper way is, to open a trench on encli
side of the tree with a spade, keeping
the edge towards the.treo, so ns not to
cross a root. Theso -trenobcs should
be far enough from the tree to avoid
the main roots, and deep enough to go
below all except the tap root, which
may be cut off. This being done, the
tree may bo pulled up with its roots
entire,”
went to balls itrNow York last week,-
spent twenty-five thousand dollars for
carriage hire, forty thousand, ^dollars
for suppers and wlhcfc, over ono'hun-
dredsand eighty thonsand dollbve in
toilette and dresses, end wore-jewels’
worth in the aggregate eight hundred; ’
and fifty thousand dollars. -‘