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THE DALTON CITIZEN, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 1921.
BUSINESS MAN IN
FINE CONDITION
Little Rock Grocer Restored to
Health Four Years Ago Is
Still Feeling Fine
“Tanlac is my stand-by, for it re
stored me to bealth four years ago and
I have kept in the pink of condition
ever since by taking an occasional
dose,” said Paul Snodgrass, $29 West
Capital St., Little Rock, Ark. Mr.
Snodgrass has been in the fancy gro
cery business for thirty years and is
known as a man whose word is as
good as his bond.
“In all my life I have never known
a medicine like Tanlac. When I be
gan taking it I was in such an awfully
weak, run-down condition I was hard
ly able to attend to business. I had
had no appetite for a long time and the
little I managed to eat did not digest
properly and caused me no end of
trouble. I was nervous in the day
time and restless at night, and I felt
so miserable in the mornings it was
all I could do to force myself to get up
and go to the store.
“I began to improve almost from
the first dose of Tanlac and it was not
long before I was my old self again
and feeling just fine. It built me up
wonderfully;, why, in a few weeks’
time I gained fourteen pounds
weight. There is no doubt about it,
Tanlac certainly delivers the goods.”—
Adv.
To Fit the Times..
“Yo, ho,, ho, and a bottle of rum;
is now amended to “Yo, h2o, h2o.”—
Lincoln Star.
Cheerful Thought.
Somebody must always be putting
joy in life, or there would not be so
much for other people to take out.—
Indianapolis News.
The Stamp of Learning.
“Pa, what’s a postgraduate?”
“A fellow who graduates from one
of these correspondence schools, I sup
pose.”—Boston Transcript.
Good Substitute.
“I’d like to take a Turkish bath but
I haven’t the price.”
“Don’t spend money. Just step into
this phone booth and wait until Cen
tral gets your .number.”—The Amer
ican Legion Weekly.
Great Exposition.
“1 hear that Jubb’s prodigal son
came home and said he would he con
tented to be treated like one of the
servants.”
“He had all the nerve in the world,
didn’t he?”—The American Legion
Weekly.
Self-Evident. ..
A small boy was scrubbing the front
porch of his house the other day when
a lady called.
“Is your mother in?” she inquired.
“Do you think I’d be scrubbing the
porch if she wasn’t?” was the rather
curt reply.—0. E’. R. Bulletin.
The Course of True Love.
Ethel—What’s the matter, dear?
You look unhappy.”,
Edith—“Oh, such hard luck! I mar
ried Dick for alimony, and then I had
to go and fall in love with him, and
now I know it will just break my heart
to divorce him.”—The American Le
gion Weekly.
Cheering Her Up.
To a priest came a young woman one
day, who had an exaggerated idea of
her charms and who confessed she
feared she had a besetting sin.
“And what is it?” asked the priest,
kindly.
“It is this,” she replied, her eyes
cast down. “Every time I pass a mir
ror I think of my beauty.”
“Faith, daughter,” said the priest.
“That’s no sin, no sin at alfc Just a
slight mistake, daughter, just a trifling
error in judgment.”—The American
Legion Weekly. .
Passing the Buck.
Axel, a Swede in an outfit at Fort
Jay, woke up one morning with a de
sire to loaf. He got put on sick-call,
thinking it was worth trying, anyway.
At the dispensary the doc looked him
over, felt his pulse, and took his tem
perature. Then he said: »
“I can’t find anything wrong with
you.”
No answer.
“See here, what’s wrong with you
anyway?” •
“Doc,” replied Axel, “that bane your
yob.”—The American Legion Weekly.
A Word for the General.
Wood Fitted for Post in Philippines.
—Head-line in The Sioux City (Iowa)
Journal.
, Three Rousing Squawks.
“Yes, I graduated from an automo
le school.”
“What is your class honk?”—Judge.
Knocking the Board.
The Parson (at table, to fellow
boarder)—“My dear sir, theology does
not teach the existence of a literal hell,
but merely that a potential hell lies
within each one of ns at this moment.”
The Landlady (overhearing)—“You
force me to remind you, Mr. Smith,
that you may leave at once if you are
dissatisfied!”—Passing Show (ion-
don.
New Arrivals
New fall dresses
\ '
New sweaters
(both wool and silk) r
New coat suits
New brogue oxfords
New silks
New corsets
\ • . .
New gingham
New hand bags
New infant’s novelties
New gloves
FOR MEN
New fall clothing
N
ew
bats
New shirts
New shoes
/
ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AT
CANNON’S on the Corner
PIEDMONT COLLEGE, Demorest, Ga.
Standard Four Years Senior College for men and women. N
versity in Georgia with higher standards. Large outside colle ge or
supplies reduce Board, Tuition and Fees to $259 for nine COIn f ®>>d it.
logue and information, write “ e moat W Fo"
Dean J. C. Rogers, Piedmont College D
Next week see announcement of High School of Piedmont p*™ 0 ’ 6 **’
C°!leg e
dances on the reservation and is al
ways present at these dances, especial
ly the so-called “squad dances,” and is
quite a husky dancer notwithstanding
his extreme age. He is likewise a lead
ing man at the medicine dance and
communicates with the spirit at these
dances. He also congers the degrees
of the dance on the younger members
of the tribe in order that the secret of
the dance cap be handed down to future
generations.
Cause for Pride.
Besides being rather a wild youth,
Sam Smithers was exceedingly egotis
tical. A couple of days after he re
turned from overseas he strolled into
a grocery-story where the prohibition
amendment was under discussion.
“How about it, Sam?” asked a
friend. “Are you peeved because they
made the country dry while you were
gone?”
Sam drew himself up proudly and
gazed at the group of loafers.
‘Teeved, nothing!” he ejaculated.
“I’m proud of it. Why, they had to
amend the Constitution of the United
States of America to reform me, and
they knew it had to he done when I
To Be Done wiht Discretion.
“If you want to be really popular
with men,” says Mr. Arthur Pendeny’s,
“become a widow.” This of course may
be all right, but few husbands can
really learn to love a wife who makes
wasn’t here to prevent it.”—American a practice of this sort of thing.—Punch
Legion Weekly. (London).
A Big Demonstration
WILLIAMS & SMITH
Invites you to attend a Demonstration of Tennessee
Biscuit Co. high grade Cakes and Crackers at their
store on Saturday, Sept. 31921. A treat—
don't forget it “Eat the best, forget the rest ”
Dalton Fruit & Produce Company, Wholesale Distributors.
“I don’t see why you call your place
a bungalow,’’ said Smith to his neigh
bor.
“Well, if it isn’t a bungalow, what
is it? The job was a bungle and 1
still owe for it!”—Pearson’s Weekly.
Higher Mathematics.
The teacher had been explaining
fractions to her class. When she had
discussed the subject at length, wishing
to see how much light had been shed,
she inquired:
“Now, Bobby, which would you rath
er have, one apple or two halves?”
The little chap promptly replied:
“Two halves.”
“Oh, Bobby,” exclaimed the young
woman, a little disappointedly, “why
would yo,u prefer two halves?”
“Because then I could see if it was
bad inside.”—Queenslander (Brisbane,
Australia).
85 YEAR OLD CHIEF
STILL LEADS DANCE
ASHLAND, Wis.—If Ponce de Leon
had come to America in the 20th cen
tury''in quest of the fountain of youth
he might have received some valuable
information from George Comingo,
chief of. the Lac Oreille reservation in
Sawyer counry.
Chief George, known among his
tribesmen as Be Bwe Ni (meaning a
'bird which flys 'and alights in several
places) is 85 years old, but, according
to the younger braves about the res
ervation he acts like a youth in his
“teens.”
George is a leader of the Tn^Htm
ARE YOU }
GUILTY •
A FARMER, carrying an
** express package from
a big mail-order house was
accosted by a local dealer.
"Why Ain’t you buy that bill
of goods from me? I could hast
saved you the expressend besides
you would have been patronising a
home store, tchich helps pay the
taxes and builds up tiUs locality."
The farmer looked at the mer
chant a moment and then said:
",Why don’t you patronise your
home paper and advertise? I read it
anddtdn’tknoathatyoahadthestaff
I have hffte 99
MORAL—ADVERTISE
LIGHTNING SHAVED THE
SIDE OF MAN’S HEAD
Lightning shaved - all the hair off the
right side of Steven O’Donnell’s head.
Mr. O'Donnell, a rancher, living near
Bozeman, Mont, was stunned bnt re
covered consciousness and went unaid
ed to bis home.
WOMEN ADD INCH AND A
HALF TO AVERAGE STATURE
Philadelphia, Pa.—They’re building
’em bigger. Dressmakers say so, corse-
tires agree there’s something in it and
now along comes cold, calculating sci
ence to explain why women weigh more
than they ever did before.
Women are no fatter, say the physi
cal culture experts. They’re simply
larger, and here’s the reason: The wo
men of today are one and half inches
taller as a class than forty years ago.
Their chests are larger, their waist
ines have widened. Their muscles have
hardened. All this makes them weigh
more.
i
Y OU READ the
Other Fellow’s Ad
*
Record Bad Luck.
“What is sadder than a man wjio
loses his last friend?”
“A man who works for his board and
loses his appetite.”—Stanford Chap
arral.
Automatic Evidence.
Multi Millions—“Is your son home
from college?” - i -
Well Thye—“I presume so. I haven’t
seen my car for a week.”—The Orange
Owl.
Fair Warning.
The Sultan of Zanzibar and his wives
have landed at Durban. We under
stand that the captain asked him to
count them carefully, as mistakes could
not be rectified after leaving the ship.
—Punch (London).
Diplomatic Willy.
“Didn’t you know it was against the
law to beg for money?”
“I wasn’t goin’ to beg for no money,
ma’am.”
“It’s just as bad to beg for bread.”
“I wasn’t goin’ to beg for no bread,
ma’am.”
‘What were you going to beg for
then, pray?”
“Only for one o’ your photographs,
ma’am.—London Opinion.
JOB LOT OF SECOND SHEETS
While they last will be sold
at $1,00 per Thousand
The A. J. Showaiter Co.
Dalton, Georgia
You are reading this one.
That should convince you
that advertising in thsee
columns is a profitable
proposition; that it will
bring business to your
store. The fact that the
other fellow advertises is
probafilv the reason he is
getting more business than
is falling to you. Would
it not be well to give
the other fellow a chance
To Read Your Ad
in These Columns?
I- o. o. p. —
Dalton Lodge N 0 . 72' j
meets Friday evening, Sent ? °' *
o’clock. Work in First degr**!*
presence is earnestly desirS^
brothers cordially invited. ^
-M- F. Caldwell v
Guy W. Keister, Sec. ’ G '
Our Hobby
Is Good
Printing a&s
our busi-
n«ss cards;
visiting
cards,
. . . . .wedding
pntets, folders, letter Heads,
statements, shipping tags
envelopes, etc., constant^
earned in stock for y 0U r
accommodation.
Get our figures on that
printing you have been
flunking of.
New Type, Latest
Style Faces
Classified Ads
One Cent A Wore
FOR QUICK SALE— High-class
movie machine. Suitable for theatre
or road show, mechanically perfect, al
so films and posters. Will sell for $200
or $150 for machine only. Stewart
Marshall, Jr., Rome, Ga.
FOR RENT—House with all con
veniences, on. South Spencer street.
Apply to Mrs. Swift R. Maddox.
LOST—Lady’s navy blue raincoat,
with name, L. A Harris, inside col
lar. Reward for return to The Bank
of Dalton.
HEMSTITCHING and picoting at
tachment works on any sewing mach
ine, easily adjusted. Price $2.30 with
full instructions. Oriental Novelty Co.,
Box 11, Corpus Christ!, Texas, lt-pd.
BEAUTY DOCTORS ARE
DOING BIG BUSINESS
PARIS.—>Beards and mustaches are
increasing alarmingly among women
and doctors are blaming cigaret smok
ing and alcohol drinking principaHy for
this phenomenon.
Statistics at the hospital show 11
per cent of the women inmates have
an abnormal growth of hair on the up-
FARM WANTED—Wanted to hear
from owner of a farm or good land for
sale, price reasonable. L Jones, Box
551, Olney, Ill. I It pi
FOR SALE—27 acres good level
land, just ontside city limits, on Cleve
land pike; six-room residence, barn
and other outbuildings; plenty fruit
and timber; also good pasture with
spring branch; ideal fob truck or dairy.
If taken before rented for 1922, $4,500.
See Ed Pinion, 59 East Morris street.
8-25-21
FOR RENT—One 3-horse crop: two
2-horse crops, good land and water,
good place for man that will work. 9
mjles southeast Dalton, Route 2. T.
McCune. 8 - 254t
FOR SALE—Good government col
lars, cheap; also, good set wagon
springs. Apply at Robert Deck’s Har
ness Shop. No. 8 King street.
When you have saved up fifty P re "
mium coupons from Octagon Soap,
Octagon Powder and Octagon White
Floating Soap, take them to City
Drug Store and receive free a set 0
six dainty water glasses. It P a -' s 0
save the premium coupons.
fries:
and
per lips ahd chins, and 27 per cent of I WANTED—Fresn eg- s eisC her
the women inmates in the insane asy- ■ highest market prices paid.—
asy
lums are bearded or have mustaches.
CATTLE GONE WILD
THRIVE IN THE WEST
SEATTLE, Wash.—To hunt down a
herd of wild cattle reported to have
been seen on the Ozette Indian reser
vation in the Olympic Peninsula an ex
pedition headed by C. J. Albrecht, tax
idermist of the state museum, is soon
to leave for the mountain wilds.
The herd are the descendants of a
tame herd abondoned by a settler
twenty years ago and are said to be
more dangerous than bear, cougar or
wild cat. The Ozette Indians report
many long-haired, wild-eyed cattle are
living in the foot hills and venturing-
down the river courses in mid-summer. ‘
In these grazing lands the cattle can
never be exterminated, as the country
is too rough for the average hunter
and can be entered only on horseback.
It is now fifty miles from a white
settlement and in winter is snowbound.
The natives of that region state that
on the sight of human beings the hulls
•become enraged and rush, often tree-
ingv hunters and trappers. When ques
tioned as to why they did not shoot
the cows or calves 'for meat the In
dians replied that it was tongh and
tasted like cedar oil.
& Graves.
People Read
This Newspaper
p That’s why it would be
profitable for you to
advertise in it
If you want a job
If you want to hire somebody
If you •want to sell something
If you want to buy somei ing
If you want to rent your bouse
If you want to sell your house
If you want io sell your farm
If you want to buy p rC P ert ^
If there is anything tt* **
want the quickest andbest
The results will surprise
and please you