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NEWS GLEANINGS.
Bear meat is selling in Little Rock at
five cents a pound.
The Bristol ami North Carolina Nar
row-guage railroad has been abandoned.
Real estate at Atlanta has advanced
fifty per cent since the opening of the
Exposition.
The Baltimor • Packing company will
pack fish, oysters and turtle at Apalach
icola, Fla.
Decatur, Tenn., has given up its char
ter of incorporation to get rid of its
whisky saloons.
Seventy-five white persons left Greens
boro, Ga., recently to seek homes in Ar
kansas.
The Union Passenger Depot at Atlan
ta will be illuminated by tun electric
light.
Twenty-five nuns of the order of the
Incarnate Word, from Fiance, are en
route to Texas to engage in educational
work in a convent of their order.
Two live-oak trees are now growing
within seven miles of Palatka, Fla.,
which measure respectively thirty-six
feet in circumference.
During the past fiscal year Savannah
exported $30,000,000 more than Boston,
$31,000,000 more than Baltimore and
$60,000,000 more than Philadelphia.
The Little Rock'and Fort Smith rail
road, in Arkansas, makes no charge for
carrying seed wheat to all stations along
its route.
The orange crop of Florida ’this year
is now estimated at 85,000,000, all of
which but about 5,000,000 will be ship
ped out of the State.
There is a monster orange tree near
Fort Harley, Fla., that measures nine
feet one inch in circumference. It is
over fifty years old, and some seasons
has had over 9,000 oranges on it.
A German professor who is gathering
materials for a history of this country
is quoted assaying that he was s trprised
at the superior appearance and intelli
gence of the white laboring class of the
South when compared with that of the
North or t’ at of Europe.
In Union countv, Ga., veins of mica
from five to fifteen feet wide have been
found, which are intersected by innu
merable smaller veins of the purest
quality of this valuable mineral. A
company has been organized o develop
it.
Mr. Ben Hilliard, of Washington
county, Ga., is perhaps the greatest suf
ferer in the world. He has been thirty
three years in his bed, enduring the most
excrutiating agony from rheumatism,
being unable to move any part of his
body except his lower jaw, and to slight
ly shrug his shoulders. For all those
long vears of suffering his joints have
been as stiff as if grown together solid.
Last week the Mexican Congress grant
ed a pension of sls<l a month to Mrs.
Avgustina Ramirez. Her claim upon
the bounty of her country is the follow
ing: When the French invaded Mexi
co, Mrs. Ramirez was the happy wife of
Severiano Rodriguex, and the proud
mother of thirteen children, all of whom
were grown up men. Her husband and
her sons ail took up arms to repel the
foreign invader, a d extraordinary as it
may seem, they were all killed in a bat
tle during the intervention.
New Or'eans Times : To take a horse
back ride over each parish in this State
one would be surprised to see thousands
upon thousands of acres of the most
fertile lands to be found on this conti
nent, lying idle, bringing in no revenue,
doing no one any good, but burdens to
the owners, cankers upon their energies,
their labors and their pockets. You ask
if these lands are for sale? Oh, yes; all
for sale can be bought almost at your
own price. But who is the owner?
Don’t know. How is a man to get it?
Don’t know, and so on.
Within the last two week a very large
vein of pure lead has been found in the
Magruder mine. The first large piece
taken out weighed 260 pounds, and was
sent to the Cotton Exposition as a fine
specimen. But a day or two after an
other solid piece was taken out which
weighed 356 pounds. Thir was shipped
to Augusta to the President of the com
pany. Since then another large piece,
which will weigh not less than 800 lbs.
has been dug out, but has not. been rais
ed to the surface of the ground. This
is pure lead; without rocks or fore’g
substance, and is ready for use as it comes
out of the ground. - [Wa-hington (Ga.)
Gazette,
The North Georgian.
VOL. IV.
TOPICS OF THE DAT.
Rev. Mr. Beecher is in favor of tax
ing churches.
British Parliament has been pro
rogued to February 7.
The country is flooded with unhung
murderers. Where is the remedy ?
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Over $252,000,000 are locked up in
the United States Treasury at the pres
ent time.
Fire insurance is sai l not to be a pay
ing investment in Russia, owing to the
numerous fires.
Guiteau is about the only murderer
we know of who enjoys the luxury of
two breakfasts a day.
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Special prayer for the conversion of
Bob Ingersoll to the Christian religion
is being suggested.
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The iron manufacturing companies of
St. Louis have consolidated. The total
capital stock is $5,000,000.
Senator Jones, of Nevada, expresses
the belief that there will be no change
made in the New York Collectorship.
The proof-reader is the only person
who reads a President’s message entire,
and the proof-reader is to be pitied.
Scoville is trying to prove that he
married into a family of lunatics. By
what process he retained his own mental
equilibrium is not explained.
The project of publishing an official
journal in Cincinnati is being discussed.
Excessive charges for advertising by the
city papers is the cause of it.
Although Cincinnati is supposed to
be consuming her own smoke now, the
atmosphere is as heavily freighted as
ever with minute atoms of coal.
Guiteau has a horror for the word
"murder,” but there is something mel
lifluous to him in the expression “ re
moved. ” Let Guiteau bo “removed"
then.
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The fund for the establishment of a
Garfield Professorship at Williams Col
lege now reaches SIB,OOO, of which more
than one-half was contributed in New
York City.
After January 1 no child under twelve
years of age can be employed in any
manufacturing establishment, in New
Hampshire, except during the regular
school vacations.
Several accomplished females are
conducting a systematic blackmailing
scheme in Detroit, a number of the most
prominent citizens having already fallen
victims to their machinations.
And now it appears Sarah Bernhardt
has been stoned because her ancestors
were Jews. People are not careful
enough about their ancestry anyhow.
Wo all did wrong in letting Adam do as
he did.
According to the testimony of Mrs.
Christiancy’s mother, in the Christiancy
divorce case, Mr. Christiancy is profane,
a drunkard and a wife-beater. It takes
a fellow’s mother-in-law to lay him out
when she makes up her mind to it.
Kate Claxton, the actress whom the
fire fiend a few years ago chased about
the country, and whose presence in a
theater was equal to a panic, is now per
forming to an audience of one, and it’s a
wee tiny little girl, just the sweetest
thing, in iha world.
For a week after Thanksgiving Gui
teau complained of not feeling well in
consequence of over-indulgences. Is it
not an outrage that -persons charged
with crime should be made to suffer by
an excess of good things before he has
been pronounced guilty?
Some statistical genius should compile
a table showing what proportion of those
who commit murder in this country are
hanged. We are not in possession of
sufficient knowledge on the subject to
state with any accuracy, but venture to
say that not over five per cent, of them
feel the halter draw.
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Judge Cox. manager of the Guiteau
circus at Washington, was himself the
counsel of Mrs. Surratt, one of the con
spirators convicted of plotting the assas
sination of President Lincoln. Cox, we
believe, is charged with not fully appreci
ating the solemnity that should pervade
the proceedings in Guitean’s case.
When a bank cashier defaults in the
East, the people lionize him, but the
bank cashier who defaults in the West is
expected to make bis peace with Jesus
just as quick as he can. Somehow or
BELLTON. BA'NKS COUNTY. GA., DECEMBER 8 1881.
other they don’t give an honorable citi
zen a chance in the West to becohie
prominent as a shrewd financier.
As mutilated coin does not now pass
current, and the fact that the country
was lit rally flooded with it, blings up
the question, What has become of it all?
Evidently it is all in somebody’s posses
sion, and lucky was he who early in ite
depreciation began to refuse it. It is
just probable, however, that the church
contribution box can give some informa
tion on this point.
An examination into the books of the
city government of Philadelphia, al
though just begun, indicates that the
amounts of which that city has been de
frauded is startling. The books indi
cate, by raised figures and erasures,
that the process of stealing was com
pletely systematized throughout the
Comptroller's and Tax Receiver’s depart
ments.
Henry Ward Beecher says “ he who
is sane enough to organize the elements
of crime and accomplish it is sane enough
to bo hanged,” a kind of philosophy that
irritates Guiteau immeasurably, and
Guiteau takes occasion to reply in Court
by pronouncing Beecher a lecherous old
villian whoso life has been devoted to
the ruin of women. By the way, is a
wit, who is ready at repartee, a lunatic ?
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Cincinnati Commercial.' “The Com
missioner of Pensions estimates that
$100,000,050 are to be divided this vear
under pretense of paying arrears of pen
sions, and that $250,000,000 will bo re
quired fqr the same rat hole ; and the
■next thing no doubt will be another
swindle which the demagogues and
schemers will attempt to charge to the
account of the soldiers.”
Mb. Abbey, who pays Patti something
over $4,000 a night, knows how to get
cheap advertising. In Brooklyn, a few
nights ago, tho horses were taken from
Patti’s carriage and she was pulled
through the streets by the supes. Os
course such little freaks as that got
telegraphed all qver creation and keeps
Patti prominent in the minds of the
people.
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It is published that Victoria Wood
hull has returned to this country and is
going to lecture. When we remember
that it has been but a short time since
that she was reported to be almost in
the act of marrying a British Lord, it is
a little hard to understand why it is she
comes over here on a lecturing tour, but
we suppose it is because Victoria finds
more real solid enioymont in lecturing
than she does playing second fiddlejto a
man.
The Star Route fellows are on the ag
gressive. They know which side of their
bread is buttered. Instead of defending
themselves as the only means of fighting
their battle, they are making an assault
on A. M. Gibson’s right to call himself
an Assistant Attorney General, and this
because A. M. Gibson was specially em
ployed to prosecute them. It seems
that the question of their guilt is to bo
entirely left out of the case and event
ually forgotten.
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Persons of suicidal intent should be
informed as to the latest, quickest and
surest method of shuffling off. It does
not seem to be generally known that a
new route to the hereafter has been
opened up by the adoption of the electric
light. By connecting himself with the
electric wire tho suicidest can receive a
charge of electricity equal to a stroke of
lightning which will hurl him into tho
middle of the next century so suddenly
that he will not be aware of the trans
morgrification. (That word is a little
long but we had to user it or bo stumped.)
A law should be enacted making it a
crime punishable by imprisonment for
cither lawyer or judge to dilly-dally in
criminal cases. If there is any one thing
on the face of tho globe that is becoming
contemptible in the eyes of the people,
it is the manner in which justice is ob
structed in our Courts of law, and a rev
olution must come sooner or later. As
now conducted Criminal Courta en’>
a mockery, and the fact is painfully ok
servable to the most obtuse mind.
Numerous lynchings, that are called
disgraceful proceedings, are tho out
growth of the law’s delay. Criminal
trials that are based upon legal techni
calities without regard to the atrocity of
the crime under consideration must
necessarily be a farce, and the frequency
of such trials is wearing out the patience
of the people. Public opinion does not
stop to inquire into the legal verbiage
upon which lawyers and judge stum
ble and squabble over, and will
have none of it. Whether the pris
oner is guilty or not, as charged,
is all they ask, and if guilty, they want
to see him punished ; if not, then he
should be discharged at once. Inquiry
should be to the point and punishment
prompt. The plea of insanity as a de
fense should require the symptoms to be
so marked that experts would not be re
quired. A man who is so sane that an
ordinary person cannot decern a mental
derangement is sane enough to hang.
Governor Blackburn, of Kentucky,
agiinst whom the charge of outrageously
abusing the pardoning power has been so
widely published, and for which charges
there seemed to be some ground, has
made the following reply in his annual
ms sage. It vividly portrays the horrors
wfi. f , criminals in Kentucky have been
compelled to emlure:
“When I came into the Executive officq there
wore pine hundred and sixty-nine convicts in
th.-penitentiary, and only seven hundred and
eighty (780) cells, and these cells were but three
feet nine inches wide, six feet three inches high
and lix feet eight inches long. In a word, there
wore 189 more prisoners than cells: and when
you put these into cells with others you
had 878 men, two in a cell only three feet
nin<; inches wide. They were dying at a fear
ful rite, and I determined that the State Peni
tentiiry should not be a charnel house. Yes,
1 wot determined that this should not be. It
was t disgrace to the State. Again, many men
are fined for slight offenses, even some for
trivitl amusements, where nominal wagers are
laid, without any intention of violating law.
This ought not to be ; but those annoyances
will :>ccur so long ae our Commonwealth's At
torneys have parts and portions of tho
finet assessed. Most of our Prosecuting
Attorneys are honorable men, but occa
sionally one may be found, who at all
tines is prying into the most trivial
matters to find out the trifling
offeases of some fellow-citizens, that he may
puts little money in his pocket. I earnestly
rec«mmend that our Commonwealth’s Attor
ney! bo paid fair salaries out of the Public
Treasury ; that tbey bo not driven to tho miser
abh necessity of hunting out the small pecadil
lots of their follow-men, that they may profit
by their flues and forfeitures. I may, perhaps,
hate used the pardoning power somewhat too
fnely; but many men who blame me would,
pe,‘chance, have done just as I did if they had
all the evidence before them on which I acted.
Tfce fee system should be abolished as far as
possible. I do not believe that any State
Ptosecutot should bo pecuniarily interested in
thi result of any suit on behalf of the State.”
The Attitude of Canada.
The Pall Mall Gazette, whose utter
ances are almost official, is of the opinion
tUut'janeida. will be annexed to the United
States within the next ten years. Such is
the popular feeling of Canada to-day. A
few years ago it was quite different.
The Canadians were superloyal and tho
annexationists, even then a large body,
ware the objects of popular hatred and
contempt, but during the past two de
cides, the trade relations between the
Uiited States and the Dominion have
gnwn closer and closer until the two
countries are now commercially one.
Tim grand trunk of railway of Canada
lies half in the United States and half in
Canada. Portland, Me., during tho
greater portion of tho year is the ship
ping port for Canadian produce, and the
Cklmcian telegraph system is now but a
branch of the Western Union. All these
circumstances work injuriously to the
interests of the Canadians. They see
tint they would be greatly benefited by
annexation and, us a consequence, are
booming anxious for the union. What
hag hitherto prevented this movement
frun taking some regular shape arc the
politicians and officeholders. Canada
has more politics to the square mile than
any other country on the face of the
globe. It has an elaborate judiciary and
ail the government of a large
empire. Union, with this country,
would sweep away all these officials,
and, as a consequence, they oppose it
The Pall Mall Gazette docs not say
how Great Britain would regard the
secession of its American domain, but tho
cool and careless manner in which it
treats the subject is good evidence that
the British lion would not roar very
loud should the Kanucks see fit to sever
their allegiance with the mother country.
Who Was Nemislsl
Tn Grecian mythology Nemesis was a
fegiale divinity who appears to have
been regarded as the personification of
the righteous anger of the gods. She is
represented as inflexibly severe to the
proud and insolent. According to. He
siod, she was the daughter of Night,
though she is sometimes called a daugh
ter of Erebus or of Oceanus. The
Greeks believed that the gods were ene
mies of excessive human happiness, and
that there was a power that preserved a
proper compensation in human affairs
from which it was impossible for the
sinner to escape. This power was em
bodied in Nemesis, and she was in an
especial manner the avenger of family
crimes and the humbler of the overbear
ing. There was a celebrated temple
sacred to her at Rhamnus, one of the
boroughs of Attica, about sixty stadia
distant from Marathon ; the inhabitants
of that place considered her the daugh
ter of Oceanus. According to a myth
preserved by Pausanias, Nemesis was
the mother of Helen by Jupiter, and
Loda, the reputed mother of Helen by
Jupiter, was only in fact her nnrse, but
this myth seems to have been invented
in later times to represent the divine
vengeance which was inflicted on the
Greeks and Trojans through the instru
mentality of Helen.
Don’t think you can with impunity
adopt the follies of other folks ; your
constitution may not be equally well able
to bear abuse.
New Orleans ladies are said to have
the prettiest feet of any ladies in the
land.
The Man. at the Junction-
Six railway passengers were put down
at a junction to wjjt for a crossUine
train. The little eftpot Was the only build
ing in sight, and the man in charge of it ’
was not a telegraph operator. He simply
kept the station-house and flagged-the
trains, and he was nd more responsible for
the running of trajps than tlw Tycoon of
Japan. Every one of the six realized
this, and yet it wasn't over two minutes
before one of J the passengers approached
him and asked*:
“Is that train on time?”
“I guess so.”
“ You guesa sql Don't you know ?”
“No, sir.
“You don’t, eh? Then how do you
know it isn’t an hour late ?”
“ I don’t.”
“Don’t, eh? Well, if that train’s late,
you’ll—”
Here he was elbowed away by the old
woman who made up the six, and who
wanted to know :
“ Will I git home to-day ?”
“ I guess so.”
“The train stops hero, does it?”
“ Yes’m.”
• * Stops long enough for me to git on ?”
“Oh, y<«.”
“ Well, nmbbo it does, but if it don't
you'll hear from us I”
She gave place to a man who had
looked at his watch three times in six
minutes, and who sternly asked :
“Did I understand that we were to
wait here two hours?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Is it two hours before that train
crosses hero ?”
“ Yes, sir.”
“ Whereabouts on the line is tho train
now.”
“I don’t know.”
“ Why don’t you telegraph ?”
“ We have no instrument here.**
“ Haven’t, eh 1 That’s a pretty state
of affairs! Two long hours, and perhaps
four ! Now, then, if—”
Here he was called away by the blow
ing of a saw-mill whistle, aua the most
peaceful-looking man in fbe cwvl edged
up and inquired:
“Train on time?”
“Yes, sir.”
“ Does it cross here ?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Always stop?”
“Always.”
“If 1 should get left here to-night it
would cost somebody a good round sum.”
In the course of the next ton minutes
the other two men approached and in
dulged in about the same style of con
versation, and after an interval of ten
minutes he was asked what time it was,
why ho was not an operator, why the
trains didn’t make close connection, and
and why on earth he didn’t have an
eating-house in connection with the
station. He had a civil answer for every
question, and his patience never wavered
until just four minutes before train time.
Then the old woman said to him for the
twentieth time :
“ Do you ’spose I’ll miss the train?”
“I hope not,” he quietly replied,
“for if you do I shall take to the woods 1”
And at that the six passengers gathered
on the end of the platform, went into
convention, and it was unanimously
‘ ‘ Resolved, That the arrogance and
impudence of public servants must be
and is hereby sternly rebuked.”— Detroit
Free Dress.
Cruelty to Fish.
Talking with a gentleman of 84 years
—a man of great experience in practical
life, and withal one of humane instincts
and principles—we gathered many in
teresting suggestions and ideas, that
would be worth repeating. Among oth
er things, he referred to a lifelong prac
tice he had always observed. In catch
ing fish, he never failed to kill them im
mediately upon drawing them out of the
water, which is their natural element.
Every boy knows this fact, yet hardly
one in a hundred stops to think that a
living fish, deprived of the peculiar
means of respiration that the water fur
nishes, must suffer similarly to a human
being cut off from its usual supply of
atmospheric air. Death by suffocation
is regarded as terrible, and a fish out of
water, being deprived of tho oxygen
that sustains its blood, doubtless suffers
intensely. It is the easiest thing to kill
a fish, either by striking it a slight blow
upon the head or cutting its throat. It
is well known that the flesh of ani
mals wounded and then left to
die is unfit for food, and experi
enced fishermen say that a fish
should lie killed immediately on being
caught in order to render it fit for the
table. But, aside from the question of
food, the subject should be considered
as one of principle. We know by the
fierce struggles of the captive fish it is in
severe pain, and humanity dictates that
it should be speedily put out of misery.
We have no right to inflict needless
suffering upon any creature, and tho
torture of a fish is quite as biul as the
torture of a dog or a horse. Nearly
every day during the fishing season may
be observed bovs carrying large strings
of fish through the streets, the move
ments of which show that they are alive
and in great pain and misery In most
cases this is the result of thoughtless
ness or ignorance. Most boys would
dislike to be thought cruel, and, if they
were instructed by their parents and
others on this subject, would probably
follow the rule of humanity in the treat
ment of fishes, as they do in the care of
domestic animals. We trust our young
friends who read this article will not
only follow these suggestions themselves,
but will try to induce their companions
to do likewise— Humane Journal.
Theodore remarked, when Angelina’s
father shoved him off the doorstep, that
the old gentleman hsd oonsiderable push
about him.
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NO. 49.
HUMORS OF THE DAY.
A Man may have ten-ants and yet have
no pay-■ret its.
' Tntl concern that always makes money
•—the mint.
There is a divorceity of 'opinion, be
tween many men and their wives.
VUhe child never sees the necessity of
htuct until it becomes ap
parent.
A possibly have no affection
for rheumatism, and yet he will do al
most anything for it.
A man never feels poor when he has a
ten-dollar bill to wrap on the outside of
his roll of ones.— Lowell Citizen.
Fair umpire at lawn tennis—“ Only
keep your head, Mr. Jones, and you are
sure to have a soft thing.”
An observing laundrynmn has dis
covered that the time for him to
catch soft water is when it is raining
hard.
The T'lulnilelphia Chronicle-Herald
thinks that Eve was a giddy young thing
because she got married when she was a
day old.
“An’that's the pillar of Hercules ?”
she said, adjusting her silver spectacles.
“Gracious, what’s the rest of his bed
clothes like ?”
“Bind up my wounds, bring me an
other piece of stovepipe and let the bat
tle proceed I Charge, tinker, charge 1
Ou, stovepipe, on !”
“What is right in the concrete may
be left in the abstract,” remarked senior
Alloy as bo pulled his foot out of his
shoe and left that article sticking to the
new-made pavement.”
The worst ‘ ‘ spell ” of the season comes
from a Dakota postmaster, who ac
knowledged the receipt of a package of
postal cards from tho Holyoke factory,
in these words: “Received the pac
akichiteh.”
“ No man was . ever elected President
who was born in a city. And yet, de
spite this fact, boys -oontiupe to be born
in cities. They evfileiilly don’t aspire
to the Presidency. They prefer to be
oume members of base-ball clubs. ”
A FrencHMaw' learning the English
language complained of the irregularity
of the verb “to go,” the present tense
of which some wag had written out for
him as follows : “I go; thou startest;
ho departs; wo lay tracks; you cut
sticks; thou absquatulate or skedad
dle.”
“ Vell, mein front,” Bfilft an old Jew
in London who, after having recovered
from a fit which, it was thought, would
terminate in death, saw a crucifix that
had been thrust in his face by a pious
Catholic summoned to assist him home,
“ I can lend you only two shillings on
it.”
A Western Coroner’s jury returned a
verdict that the deceased came to his
death from exposure. “What do you
mean by that?” asked a relative of the
dead man. “ There are two bullet holes
in his skull.” “Just so,” replied the
Coroner, “he died from exposure to
bullets.”
He was wealthy but penurious, and
this is what he said to the suitor for his
daughter’s hand : “ Yes, you can have
her. But you must elope with her. I
can’t afford the expense of a swell wed
ding, and the romance of the elopement
will make tip for the lock of show and
we’ll save SSOO on expenses. Go it.”—
Boston Post.
“I maintain,” cried Mr. Quillhopper,
excitedly, “that no man has been in
such a horrible predicament that he
could not be in a worse one.” “That’s
all nonsense,” answered the blonde
young man; “a relative of mine was
once on tho sea in an open boat for ten
days with nothing to cat; on the
eleventh day he was so hungry he had
to eat his own shoes; what could be
worse than that?” “Well,” said Mr.
Q., slowly, “he might have had to cat
some one else’s 1” Tho blonde young
man wilted.
How to Tell Good Eggs.
A good egg will sink in water.
A boiled egg which is done will dry
quickly on the shell when taken from
the kettle.
Tho boiled eggs which adhere to the
shell are fresh laid.
Alter an egg is laid a day or more, the
shell comes off easily when boiled.
A fresh egg has a lime-like surface to
its shell.
Stale eggs are glassy and smooth of
' shell.
Eggs which have been packed in lime
look stained, and show the action of the
lime on the surface.
Eggs packed in bran for a long time
smell and taste musty.
With the aid of the hands or a piece
of paper rolled in funnel-shape and held
toward the light, the human eve can
look through an egg, shell und all.
If the egg is clear and golden in ap
pearance when held to the light, it is
good; if dark or spotted, it is bad.
The badness of an egg can sometimes
be told by shaking it near the holder’s
ear.
An low A-paper tel.S of two lovers who
were permanently separated by the in
terposition of a “cold cloud of realism.”
Being freely interpreted this means
probably that they were not kindred
souls. “ Tho circumstance recalls ths
instance of a romantic young lady who
had a very fine head of hair. One even
ing, when her affianced stood gazing
very inquisitively at it in the midnight,
she said, with much feeling, “John, aro
you thinking that each one of these hairs
is like a golden curd binding you to hap
piness?” “Well, no,” he answered
mechanically, “I was thinking what a
nice mosquito net they would make. ”