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F. SMITH,
jj Wheelman, Pine Street
t*ASscr/enc_
He Wat the Whole Thing.
Block—I thought you said you were
haying the whole stage to yourself for
once In your life.
Actor—Well, I not only had the
whole stage to myself, but at the last
town I was In I had the whole house
to myself.
A Lucky Postmistress
1b Mrs. Alexander, of Cary, Me., who
has found Dr. King's New Life Pills to
be the best remedy she ever tried for
keeping the Stomach, Liver and
Bowels in perfect order. You'll agree
with her It you try these painless puri
fiers that Infuse new life. Guaranteed
by Albany Drug Co., Druggists. Price
25c.
MAKES OLD THINGS NEW
i —a ■ ==~—- ——-r
■ BflllU Ocncer la a wonder 1 It will make the
whole interior of your house shine like new,
making re-finishing or re-varaishingentire
ly unnecessary. - It is not a varnish, but a
surface food and cleaner, building up the
original finish and making it brighter than
ever. It is applied with a piece of cheese
doth and no experience is necessary. No
drying to wait for. Removes all scratches,
I stains, dirt, dullness. It can be applied
to any finish with beneficial results. Nat-
Ural wood, as well as any color of paint, will
be better for an application of liquid Veneer.
ClctuUl Ueiucr will improve even the most
beautiful furniture. It will take that smoky
look from the Piano and other Mahogany, and is highly bene
ficial to Gddea Oak,"White Enamel,Gilt, Silver and other finishes.
Dflttld Uttttr sells at 50 cents a bottle, and a bottle is enough to
renovate the ordinary home. Try it and you will always buy it.
A tew trial bottles at IQo. each
SOLD BY ‘
OWL DRUG & SEED CO.
Fu £n?tu
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guilty
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U. C. V. REUNION
NEW ORLEANS
APRIL 25-27, 1906.
REDUCED RATES AND QTICK SCHEDUDES VIA
SEABOARD
AIR LINE RAILWAY
Lv. Albany 2:10 p.m.
Ar. Montgomery 7:45 p.m.
Lv. Montgomery 9:35 p.m.
Ar. New Orleans 7:15 a.m.
RATE FOR THE ROUND TRIP:
From Albany $9.95
Tickets will be sold April 23rd, 24th, 25th and 26th, and will be limited
for return until April 30th, 1906, but by depositing tickets with folnt agent
and payment of 60 cents same will be extended for return until May 21st,
1906.
ONLY ONE NIGHT EN ROUTE. ’
Full Information upon application to your nearest Ticket Agent or ad
dress Charles F. S thwart, Assistant General Passenger Agent, Savannah, Ga.
■tr . U'-G.
Did you over have a big fish on your
hook and have ydur tackle break?
'' Remember how' you fait?
- Well, you can prevent euoh provok
ing occurrencee by buying your tackle
frem >
Brinson & Co., Wood and ■ Coal,
Tfcone 367. Prompt service. Patron-
ace solicited.
The
Hooker—He has a will ot his own,
they say.
Looker—Yes. It came to him with
his wife.
Indigestion is much of a habIL
Don't get tbe habit. Take a little Ko-
dol Dyspepsia Cure after eating and
you wlU'qult belching, puffing, palpita
ting and frowning. Kodol Digests
what you eat and makes the stomach
sweet. Sold by Albany Drug Co., HUs-
man-Sale Drug Co.
Staylalght—You a mind reader! Ha!
ha! I'll put you to the test. What
am I thinking about now?
Miss Weerle—You are thinking of
starting tor home at once!
Albany Decorating Co.,
, Wall Paper, Burlaps,
Paints, Oils, Varnishes,
Rumney Bldg. 'Phone
No better tobaccos made than those
manufactured by Bailey Bros.. Wins
ton-Salem, N. C. NOT IN A TRUST
LIQUID GOLD CURE
AND-
THE
ORIGINAL
TIE
the M Clever Btmrom ee< the Ko sty Boo »
. "A Cold or * Cough neirly always pro-
dueee conslipailon—the water all runs lo the
eyes, noie end throat Instead of passing out
ei Ike eyalem through the liver and kidneys.
PW Ihe want ot moisture the bowels become
dry and herd." , ,.
■ KENNEDY’S
LAXATIVE
H0NEY>"°TAR
Curee Colde by working them out ot
Ihe eyalem through a copious action ol
lb* bowels,
■P* Cures Coughs by cleansing tnd
strengthening Ihe mucous membranes ot
the throat,chest,lungs and bronchial tubes.
For Croup. Whooping Cough, La Grippe,
latuese, Broochltlr, and all Coughl,
Colde,' Luag and Bronchial affections no
remedy is equal to Kennedy’* Laxative
Soaey and Tar. Chlldnfi like it
Put up lease, 50o and 91.00 bottloo at the Lab*
ereten *r a. O. DeWItt * Ou. .Chicago, U.8.A.
For Bile by Albany Drug Co. and
Hlleman-Sale Drug Co.
fewoui.e.. .1 !!i!EL_
MAY BE COSTLY GIFT.
Mr. Clayton Jones May Have to Pay
Heavy Duty on Panama Hat 8ent by
a Friend.
SLOAN'S
LINIMENT
ANccossttyVK.
Travel ini
For
Tootii&ch
Neuralgia
All Accidents
Price
sytjpt
m
Mr. Clayton Jones has received a
fine Panama bat from a. friend In
South America. At least, tho hat has
reached Albany, but tt has not been
delivered to Mr. Jones yet because It
has not been ascertained juBt what the
duty on the. South American "sky-
piece" will be. ,
The hat came by mall to Mr. Jones.
As Is the custom when dutiable goods
come by mall from foreign countries,
the office In this country first receiv
ing them; and known as the exchange
office, labels the package, notifying the
postmaster at the destination of the
package that certain postal laws mkst
bo compiled with before the package
Is delivered. , These laws are that the
postmaster must ascertain from , the
nearest customs officer what the duty
on the article Imported should be and
collect that duty before the package
Is delivered.
Accordingly, Postmaster Brlmberry
has written to Savannah, asking the
customs authorities what duty he shall
collect on this Panama hat, It Is cus
tomary In Buch cases for tho customs
officer to authorize the postmaster to
have tho article’s valuo appraised and
to collect the proper'per cent, of the
value", In this case 60 per cent.
In the meanwhile, Mr. JoneB awaits
In fear and trembling. If the value of
the hat 1b small, the duty will amount
to but little, but If the hat turns out
to be one of those costly Panamas
that sell for $50, $100, or even $150,
the duty will amount to a great deal
moro than Mr. Jones would care to
pay for a hat. Think of paying $30,
or $00, or $00 for a hat that Is a
present from a friend, and you will
Imagine lust about bow Mr. Jones Is
feeling during these few days of aw
ful auspense.
He Couldn't Understand.
For practical work; for
waving time; for long; ^service
and complete satisfaction, no
i other typewriter quite equals
T5he
A little book explaining just
I why this is so will be sent
on request.
Better ask about it today.
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Smith Premier
Typewriter Company.
H. M. ASHE, State Dealer,
Y. M. C. A. Building, At
lanta, Ga.
If you are troubled with Piles and
can't find a cure, try Wltoh Hazel
Salve, but be sure you get that made
by H. 0. DeWItt & Co., Chicago. It Is
the Original. If you have used Witch
Hazel Salve without being relieved It
Is probable that you got hold of one
of the mnhy worthless counterfeits
that are Sold on the reputation of the
genuine De Witt’s Witch Hazel Salve.
Sold by Albany Drug Co., Hllsman-
Sale Drug Co.
• i He Didn’t Linger,
Ferdy—I asked old Slambang for his
daughter's hand and he asked me to
wait.
Poroy—Well, that's encouraging!
How long did he want you to wait?
Ferdy — Well, he mentioned five
minutes till he could get his boot on;
but I bolted.
Devil’s Island Torture
Is no worse "than the terrible caBe of
Piles that afflicted me 10 yenrB. Then
I was advised to apply Bucklen’s Ar
nica Salve, and less thau a box per
manently cured me, writes L. S. Na-
pier, of Rugles, Ky. Heals all wounds,
burns and sores like magic. 25c at
Albany Drug Co.. Druggists.
WUUe—Say, pop, I thought one and
one always made two.
Papa—So they do.
Willie — Well,, the preacher said
when Bis was married that these two
Mr. S. L. Bowen, of Wayne, W. Va.,
writes: “I was a sufferer from kidney
disease, bo that at times I could not
get out of bed, and when I did I could
not stand straight. I took Foley’B Kid
ney Cure. One dollar bottle and part
of the second cured- me entirely.”
Foley’s Kidney Cure works wonders
whore others are total failures.
For sale by Hilsman-Sale Drug Co.
Helped Himself.
Ephraim—Say, Jim, how many ci
gars does yo’ smoke a day?
Jim—Dat jist depends on how many
times de boss, goes out.
How to Avoid Appendloltte.
Most victims of appendicitis are
those who are habitually constipated.
Orlno Laxative Fruit Syrup cures
chronic constipation by stimulating
the liver and bowels and, restores the
natural action of the bowels. Orlno
Laxative Fruit Syrup doeB not nause
ate or gripe and is mild and pleasant
to tuste. Refuse substitutes.
For sale by Hllsman-Sale Drug Co.
In a Position to Know.
"That fellow Is always talking learn
edly about bank clearings. Does he
know anything about such matters?”
"He ought to; he sweeps one out
every day."
Albany Decorating Co.,
Paints, Oils, Varnlshos,
Wall Paper, Burlaps,
Room MouldlngB.
Rumney Bldg, 'Phone 393.
Acquired by Marriage.
Chew
Big Whistle
Its clean, refreshing
taste puts a man in
good humor with him
self and all his ac-
quaintances, and
makes Big Whistle
a unity of solid com
fort and necessity.
Cures Coughs, Colds, Croup, La Grippe, Asthma, Throat
► and Lung Troubles. Prevents Pneumonia and Consumption.
HILSMAN-SALE DRUG CO.
THE ORIGINAL
LAXATIVE
HONEY and TAR
in the
YELLOW PACKAGE
