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lltWIH AIVCRTISEI AND HUAI.
VOLUME VI.
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, JUNE 25, 1881.
NUMBER 51.
The Advertiser and Appeal.
RMiMin »mi uicutti at
BRUNSWICK, GA.,
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HUIKCHUTION HATES:
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Miambriglit
Green Groeer,
AMDDCALEBIM
City Directory.
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Edit trio*- rtitnani, hj«« »r» »n<l Dunn.
CHARITY-fiitMM, !JI»l*4#ld Mil IWtHngcr,
Ini nerMmuT Mj«rRr*.p»t*iAiu ati.| Uarv-jr
frura- PulnM>. Durr. m4 Watklu*
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INmUMatcr^LlRRa Xucth.
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mining OMMkllMlMrr-O. I. IUII.
MUFOBT LODGE Sk M, I, 0. 0. K
M«Ua et.rr 1ta»t«r «it<U« •* *•
,\ITLINO—i<l Monitor In March a
WAYNF—IUi Monday In Marrh ami Al'lji
I'lKIlUK—lal Monday III Aiirit and Oelotwr.
WAGE—2d M'nnlay in April and IMi*
«t»rriUU-Tu«aday afUr 4tU Mun.lay
u April and
^i^AJinCt-tMaday »Hrr »l Monday In May and
CHARLTON- *1 Monday in May and Wn.brr.
OLYMM- ttn Monday la May and .XorcmUr.
Country Produce
Kur> aim) Ki#»>n»rru. *su wiu»
M>kTn>nui'Kor
UHOOKRlftr
CANNED GOODS,
TOBACCO.
CIGARS,
STANDARD AND
FANCY CRACKERS,
CANDIES, NUTS,
FRUITS, Etc..
AD Of which in otfrrcd Ur cMfc at rraaanahli
y»k%o.
I MEAN BUSINESS!
MM. IniMUMkl a«t MIMW.
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA.
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P.
THEPOPULAR
Liver Medicine!
hill’s nerim nun
Uaa a* Uinr.| napraodanUd nmaa la rvtJwinc
tbr prvrak-nt dltwnltra of lb* Uftr. Ila wnlta
iaatly ontitlo u (• Oi« rnfcnaiti UtKtltn<n*(
all other
LIVER MEDICINES.
M la »iw kept lay many nrraoaa alwaya at haad.
: n**d rs-giiUrly, «a«i tin aw u>ror
•I'jarl |o thr naual *ynt| (<«aa of a l.aor-lr-d Idv*
'. «• prn«.iirut at Oit« • ••on of t>.' yaar It will
*t yon But
50 CENTS
lalalv lw tdrawd with
loin#
ABUSES ATJVASHIMQTOR.
II®w the Habit of I4vt»i«fl’tto««v
eminent baaGronn ay.
To try
. »* »wml
novlP|y
thoowntt. roraakahy 4. ,>|. .MAUI
Str. David Clark
JACOB COHEN
102 BROUGHTON St.,
SAVANNAH, GEORGIA,
Thank* U« p«MU thrm«h thla aaadlam tor th*>
pa«t. an I aaka a coatlonanco. I LLrir Jn*rona«r. aa
hThaa opanod h»a npUlNG IMrORTATlON of *»-«!•
tn all gmloa, and tdaoed hit low yrV*a on them,
which raaara a mah hy avorytwdy that la wllhla
reach. Ho offer* tka aamo chanc* t«. aU who rond
thla papr to a*all IhrnMtUiO U »bc aaaa* «<ppuftu-
ally. UU
CODifiEH Sll.kS ANIi SATINS
ITUull' aartaonl Ilia WlItTf. «.fH»Ln AM*
KMIUIUIDIUIIM. wMcb h* al•«o i <tp..ria. U«< no
•«|NaL HwrASCY AltmT.rscaunothacuoii.er.
atad. ,
THE ORESS GOODS DEPABTMENT
U a lama, t Utl(M»K Ur UnMer at Tic la
wurtk fl B la lira V«ft in fact. t*#ra »• n»t an
artteto la Fancy «r ntapla In tt*«l» that conn.4 la
lonnd in l.ka aoWdUhMeot. AI-". tU nanaU good* J
•nil. call d MITT'S VUUMU. for dn aa*w. M Uyt In
•llyradr* AU h* aaka 1* a call. H» NMirtWi
Idaca.
152 liltOl'UUTOX STItKKT,
SAVANNAH, - GEORGIA.
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W.B.Mell&Co.,
WhUr*aW and Retail In ah n in
Uuly Wrc t Moat twloapar weak between
SA VANN AH & BRUNSWICK.
LUVK4 SAVANNAH »\»B imi'XMVICK CVERV
AND THURSDAY AFTERNOON.
RETtTRMIMU, LEAVE BRt’MMVR'K
Tuesday \ Friday evening
TOR SAVANNAH
>w> • m uf' th'K al Lranaab-h with II. M A
Railruad. and at naraaaah with <n*an Mt.atH.hip
Co. • aWamata In and (f«ni Maw York. mm» with
rhlladalyhla, Baltimore and Beaton aUemer*.-
PraUht* at luwaat rate* Mark all through freight
' Cam Btaomer latld Clart .*•
C. WILLIAMS. Agent
Fire Insurance!
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[GOMINmni or TUB GMlVAMlA AMD
HAXUVBB IMtCIAMCKM li
AND
BRITISH AUERKt iVSiRH (0.
T. O'CONNOR, Jr.
U.INOO AT VEBT LOW BATES. I> h
SHOLES’
SADDLES&HARNE8S, Georgia8tatoGazetteer
RUDDER AND ! • BtdlMnMUlPIlBttrV.
Leather Belting, !>l RECTORY.
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tt. wiur»**D.ADMJUur WA.t ■«- 1 ?.^*Ti-!!rT?J^rn!T r -*--
Mk«l-'hae of •«*ry city, town and *fl
■ea.lthmdeeUna.ab-M
Mthnimn^
. >1 Rte’ea (Mg. rra. /t«atrn and /Wn -
kf \M IAl-TI lldi*. Yulnmf I cnnUion-toefrCtl^tMMI name* plant-
, are with p-at nfSca.) Rawly r**load mar «»f Wata.
A' Spoolalty. —*•
WHITE FOB 1TUCK-V. * tWRDI imnOI W Ittlli.
Snvnnnnli,
iukss. cauls, niiui tit.
SUTADU. »I»U MILL MEM AMD ITRFENTINK j mhI |
City T«\
The Utea dor the city of Brnuaoh
•-la. iMptammenla. and carry apo
-f Ur th« yeaf laol. ar» yajahlr
property Ur th« yarn
i*t i«wvr on or I
of March. 1ml.
mpt.* ••
In k* ur the nareptun r
a the i|at day of March.
4(|ona WUI ho |m«rd f»r tha nuir
W"<Mil«fhtM do# Ur th# year againat mehand
’***y yroar who tela to make yay meat aa above
~*olre4. .
^ j** a U am f rw tuS'olr.g. and fFdi 1 ••
1 tMknlloIMTjM.ikml(mat r.
SKQI-KS * CO.,
nil ivwut >in»i. A*c
Wm. Mailer,
DUUN8WICK, GA.
Boot & Shoe Maker.
I am now prepared to do any and all kisdaei
work in my line. a> .l ynarantmjnliaUcthm kwtk la
work and prtceo. hh.-p vn Monk atrart noil dour to
A. T. Initnam'a nucty
Oi rtaapm Bank niMBalyhla Tlmao.
They hare been hiring high jink*
in tha Tntanry Department ainoe “
wrote yon but about the expenditure
of the contingent fond. If they (I
mean thoaa who are engaged in the
inreetigation) erer get to Uio bottom
facte, they will find something more
than a barrel of bay rnm and cakes
of French soap and perfumery.—
What would yon any if they should
say that valuable deals bad been sold
to prirslsparties, without advertising,
from twenty-five cents to |1; that
Uw ico pitchers disappear by the dor.
oat; that chandeliers are changed ev
ery year or two; that carpets costing
$5 a yard are put down where they
are not needed, kept down for e short
time, end then ripped op, carted off,
and sold tor almost nothing, and oth
on put down in their plaeea, and oth
er things equally eccentric? I dare
not eay that tboee carpets are snspoct
ad to' be bought by soasebody who
makes a good deni of mooey on them,
and I cannot say that percentages are
paid for new carpets. This stealing
from the Government is not confinod
to Star Routes, let me tell yon, and
tha way some officers’ hooaaa an far-
nisbed and the way some officers live
on smalt salaries would astonish a
Philadelphia marine. Drop-lights,
desks, book-cases, docks, chairs,
books, papsr wsights, scissors, knives,
fine stationery—theee things go liter
ally by the hundreds, not only in the
departments, bat iu the Capitol, the
ooarts, tnd all branches of the gov
ernment service. I have never been
a government officer, hut still I know
how it's done. Her -t Tom Jones,
lie’s a member of (?otigres» end the
chairman of a committee Ho tella
lib messenger or hi- cleric to have
"that desk” sent to bis bouse; ho has
so ranch writing to do at night that
he nmst bavo it. Do yon tliiuk that
dotk gets hack to tho Cnpitol when
that man leaves Congress? Not
much. Then Dick Roe is s chief
clerk somewhere. A hands unc drop
light, worth 120 or f30 perhaps, is in
his offico. Ho says to his messengor,
"Henry, lake that drop-light to my
house. I have got to nse it for a
week or two, and then yon enu fetch
it back.” Does it got back, though?
Hardly. Then a Congressman may
bavo in bis committee-room s hun
dred dollar dock. At the close of
tho session ho orders tbe dock to l»
sent to his house, "for fear somebody
may steal it during tha reooss." Doas
the dork ever tick in that committee-
room again ? Not a tick.
Another way: Jack Uit is the head
of a department. Ho commands un
limited sonants, called messengers. —
Ho tells a handsome colored man to
go to bis bouse and stay for a day or
two, nnlil lie can find a servant I>o
you sapiojae that man ever finds a
suitable man ? Never. There is a
rsbinet-nmkrr < I moan a fellow who
makes pretty word robs*, book-eases,
ileaks, chairs, etc., oat of mahogany,
roar-wood, etc.,) in nearly every de
partment How easy it ia for tbe
Cabinet member to tell the cabinet
maker that he waata a certain thing
made. "Won't yoa please do it 'I
can't find anybody else who eon sail
me) and keep tbe sccoent eed I will
pay for tbe lumber, for your time,
etc." Dues that Cabinet officer ever
get an account? No, air.
Tbe carriage evil, since the days ol
tbe famnaa landalet which stopped
tlie way of Judge Williams to tbe
Chief Justiceship, is a good deal
abated. It used to Ik that every
»3awi!chitlrlerku<l bureau officer beds
coupe, which their families used,
while the offlceta rude in the street
cars. Kvery department has a car
riage or two now, but it is not noticed
to any great degree.
Now, even tbe memla rs of that
high old body, the Supreme Court,
have some please!.' privlrgca. A
a. (is. room in the rcetdem • of ncli one of
tbe nine judges is furnis: .«l by U. )
government; a handsome carpet
leather furniture, a beautiful desk
immense book cases and a law library
with such other little adornmente, in
cluding a servant, as may scorn ucccs
sarv. No one, however, will object to
this. It is iu proper to supply the
judges with s library and an office os
it is to supply thi iu with a judicial
*x. srctiuea. desk or stationery.
It ia thought that tbe rat is a na
tive of Lap-land.
The eat is generally a mow-sing
creature.
There is a great deal of human ua
tare in the cat—it likes to stay out
late nights.
A parental cat ia very seoaiUve—it
doesn’t like to bare it'a felines hurt.
When it finds a canary bird oat of
its cage, the cat invariably ‘takes it
in.’ B
Every dog has its day, but the cat
has (even nights out of tbe week.
The cat never expresses a defiuite
opinion. It is always on tbo fence.
Some cats, I believe, have been
known to catch rets.
Women like ests because they esn’t
talk hack.
Cats generally bavo but oue caudal
appendage, yet we’ve beard of a cat
o-nino tails.
Cate do not die often, yet we've seen
them on tber hut leg.
Tbo domineering dispaeition of tho
cot was well known to tho author of
the expression: ‘It never rains hat
paws’ #
It was a disturbed sleeper who once
observed that a fellow ‘feline makes
as wondrous unkind.'
Some cats are colled ‘kits,* because
you frequently find fish in them
Scat If— Ibnl-vrs Ntafmnsii.
SruislVt. •« ik. Sort
THE CAT.
TOM ARTtrs TAM,
■ef^isua
WHAT THEY WANT IN COLORADO.
We want girls—girls who can get
themselves np in good shape to gn to
dance. Tho boys are getting tired
of receiving invitations with s request
that they ‘bring ladies.' They ore
liko oranges and apples—scarce.
Wo want girls who will go to church
and to Biblo class on Sunday, and
that kind who can Iras a congrega
tion of tho other sex, and who will
take a bnggv ride after the lesson is
over. This will help the livery busi
ness, and will also hasten the sale of
rcsidonco lots, for buggies are vehic
les in which homes arc first thought
of by ninny.
Wo want girls that can wait on thr
table, nrbo enu smile ns into on appe-
titc when stomach bitters are inqio-
tent, and who will mako tho boarders
regular at meals.
We wsut girls for sweethearts, so
'.bat wbeu wo get on arm ihot off, or
ore kicked by a male, or are thrown
from a backing horso and are laid
away for repairs, we may bear a gen
tle voice and aee tbe glitter of a crys
tal tear spoken and droppod in con-
scions sympathy. [—Duramjo Ihyvrd-
AN UUMHCTeTFORTUNE.
In a city of France about fifty miles
from I’aris lived I’snl DeLonge. He
mm poor and did nothing. Some of
tho young men, his acquaintances, de
rided to play a joke on Haul. They
wrote a letter to a Paris banker, told
him to buy oue handled thousand
francs worth of curtain stock, hold it
sixty days and sell. If there waa a
loss, drew e draft for the amount on
tbo writer; if a gain, notify the writer
To this letter they signed the name of
Paul DeLouge. . Some of the last;
known and wealthiest citirena of tbe
pUco where Paul live,I. weru given :i*
reference* Tbe banker never bear,I
of Paul, bat be knew tbe refureneca.
I don't propoeo to give her away,
bat the sweetest little Irad of e girl
that ever Moaeomed reed on original
composition that brooght down tbe
houae including several fragrant boa-
•tacts from Mrs. Woodruff's ls>t-boase.
It took rue four days to write that
composition. As a general thing,
when e sweet girl graduate get* me
to fix her up a thing of that sort, I slash
through it like I was engaged iu writ
ing a Fourth of July speech, but iu
this instance I simply.spread myself.
I have written on an average nbont
fourteen compositions a year for fif
teen years, and my auiy reward waa
a [littering notice of the press of tbe
yoaug lady's exocllcut progress in her
studios and skill iu haudliug her sub
ject. That's poor pay, too, for a mao
who has to write with a frying-site
baby oa one knee, and a biggety boy
hammering on the other. Hut I've
got use.l to that sort of thing uow.—
At the same time, when yon oorao to
look at il, it's no easy work for a iusn
to tickle the muses under the thin,
coaxing inspiration, while your ar
tistic inclinations art- trying to soar
with clipped wings over tbe gross re
alities of a man of family. Just think
of one-half your brain reveling in the
blossoms of literature, moved to ac
tion by tlio irarfnmcil zephyrs llisl
waft from tbo llehls of thought, and
the other half flop|>iug n;< and down
like a caged linmble-lsa ! Rot Ibis
girl'* composition I msuaged to grind
out because she was such s sweet lit-
ilu divinity. I never saw her in my
life that I know of, bnt site beard I
in the buainesa, and rather than
tax her own precious brain to aneb an
extent, 'lie wrote me one of Iho dur-
Iingest little notes you ever sow, bog
ging me. witli tears mixing out of ev
cry line of the dear little note, not to
give her away. And I'll die Iwfora I
would do such a thing.
Homo people imagine writing
composition the hnrdset thing in the
world tn ib>. fn this they are fear-
fully mistaken. To an old hand like
mo they aro nosy. Give mo a good,
sound, healthy subject, with instruc
tions to turn myself lisne on it, ami I
-an just knock the socks off of any
subject yon ran scare up. I don't nu
more mind it then Iriumiiug a corn.
To tell the truth, I believe it's easier.
Once when I was yonugsr, I was le
groat demand for this sort of thing.
I used to bavo a den where I stabled
Prgaana and gronnd out hybrid poe
try, nud the Professor of cum ul the
colleges had a way of dropping iu ou
me at uiglit without any |irreious
warniug. He dnqqs-l in <m mu one
uiglit when I hail a wtioU-aale job of
compositions. There tln v wore, and
no time to hide or get them out of
the way Ilu remit them nit through,
and instead of lieiiig ma.l aa Dsn
Tucker, ho was tho In-st pieniasl msu
I over saw outaidu of a circus. I woo
so surprised that I ssk.il him Uw
whvuc-as of the when fore
THE SOUTHERN SOLOjER.
In Uw winter of 1863 tbo First reg
iment of Virgieie Artillery was io
winter qaartara at Frederick Hall, Vo.
Tbe locoed company of Richmond
Howitasra was oampiog oa tbs (mend
of Dr. Pendleton. Here an incident
occurred which itlnelretee bow little
regard the volunteer hod for army
regulations. Lieut C. of the Salem
Artillery, waa e graduate of tbe Vir
ginia Military InsUtute at Lexington.
He made Unwell quite obuoiioos to
tbe boys by hie strict military dioci-
pline, whether in the field or camp, or
ia the winter quarters. It was bis
great delight to be officer of tbe day
oa which occasion be wuold do all he
could to impress Uw men with Uw
idea that be was ea/sif ie snuy reg
ulations.
Oiw night he roils np to tha plaes
where the Second Howitzers ware
parked eed yelled out ie a very loud
Where ie tbe aeutlnrl ou tbie
post?"
The senUnel was silting ua e rupt
ured beg of core, engaged ia perch
ing a qaanUty of the grain, more for
the purpose of poising the Urns away
(of comae) than with any intention
of satiating hie appetite (for ell good
soldier* win remember that aa appe
tite was an im|Jament not marked
down in tbe catalogue of a Confeder
ate soldier's oecoutrements i, anil bs
replied:
" It ain't a putt, it's aaark of corn."
“ Where's your corporal?"
"Sleep I reckon."
•' Why don't yon walk yoar poet r
" Didn’t I toll yon 'twasn’t • post ?"
" Who's corporal of this guard ?"
"Hilly McCarthy, Heoond Howit
zer* . si,-ops in second cabin at hood
of line »n left aide," replied tbo son-
try, all during the conversation hoop
ing Uls eyes on his trying-pan, which
be continued to shake to keep his com
from burning.
“ Young men," said Limit. 0., "yon
don't ssem to know the first duty of a
soldier. Ho long tiers yon boon in
the army ?"
'■Thrse years, »ns month, ten days
and eighteen hoars, when the relief
comes round. I always keep it to
tho notch,” replied Um sentry, singing
a few snatrlirs from the popular song
of tlmue days:
"fkrtt Uf ffMlltW
Why did yon nut rise, salute ms
oml walk ymir bout when I came up?
I shall ro|K>rt you lo headquarters iu
tbe morning f»r neglect of ilnty."
Saying which the Lienteimnt de
parted and soon disappeared in Uw
darkuess. After giving him sufficient
time to gel off some distance, tbe sen
tinel mounted tbe |iilu if corn and
yelled out:
" Hollo there. Mister I"
" Wlistll y,ai have?" waa the rcjdy.
U Who arc veu, anyhow ?"
The Licnteiiaut answered: " I am
Lientauaiit Cl, officer of the ilay."
"Oh! sbnrka," replied tbo avntry;
blame iuy hi,le if I didn't think you
waa (ion. Lee."
A MEXICAN HOTEL
He presume*) Uxal Paul woo)*) not . K * ‘ , * •
INiwiiiNRi 01 1 n thi* an et Ifli iirt of thoron#li nines*
bavo dsiuou rcfcrcncr* uuIum be bnu* > ..
self was perfectly £uo*l and solvent.
He conclm!**! it was all ri^bt, did not
Well, you we lie- omq.^tam. lARlYRMCHCLflVEOOllARRARECK.
are tb» best kind of ad v.-rtuaxuunb I Tlw lint pwaeliea of the season WWW
for Otir college. We’ve done our Ust | iu jUwkin.vitle last week at fifty
to beat kuos ledge into the heedi "f rent* per dozen, or alsmt five dollars
these very girU ami faded. Now.j,^* Mr. J.O. Jelks has already
*1,. t. they read the*. iiH.qmaitions as ( lota, and on Monday
rigiusl with thaw. Ila pnUie accept lt>t jj* hv l riedined iu Haw-
, used by Uw Hiftwtnli la a mriety
of di-ease*. Fnaa these reds imetiUoa-
era the remedy was borrowed byUwnw-
bWnt Eugttib sod Patchyphyswtam.^b]>
ia Karope, and baa rise* euuw into gen
' aee. Combined with Jaalpsr amt
r tkatmUe ingredients, os Iu the
preporetioa of Rankin's Compound Fluid
Extract of Bacbn amt Jooiusr. it from
assort reliable remedy lerlseusu rotm
kinaville to thirty rants a dozen. Tbe
first peaches shipped from Georgia to
lie concintied it .» m. ngnt, dnt no. . " ,r h * h ~\ "7'“ New York this—m were grown ia
write to the rcfcrcDccs ^t bought ", , 'T /’w' .7 “ Houston omnly. ...d ..1.1 iu New
the stock. He held it sixty dare, du- * , ‘" M " M ' k ’ ,rl * * t ' ,, K j Yo rk for twelv. .lolLre a .hsmn.
• wmi.Ld. i- sl ^ ^ ilMAtts t*i tbe cu!1bi;m full of *wc*ltariiif( Tin, t»rir*t of nsrlv BBMbf in Haw-
rmgwbicb *iwm tberw wan a great’. .. Zr. , * . !;! In * ..
row. At.be cud of sixty .lay. heroid, b ' “ * kins.ille ami Saw V-rk r'Aw ns M
tho (wofit ... fifty thousand freum. J*” ,,HW " r*“ like Dr. J.d.u L hller repremml him-
He immediately notified I*»nl by tZ ZP£ ^1
Ur. Paul was Ibnn.ler^truck, bat lirj Itut tlw composition I was Idling ! W * * J?*
ooucloJrtl as tbe moiAey was tbtrt* to y-m slnxit was almnt tlio* Imm thing! tbiMissMoal 'tollsrs. Ths ilortor loin
>f iIm* km.I I «*rrr «i*t «*ft’ Tin |h*- tbe msu lliaft In* was nsrar in andi a
jia*n* spoke of it a* «lw*4ut«4y charm*'* * * ** * “ —"—'* - *—
in*/. in*l no ilambt the girl tlionght w»,
f*»r Him intirnstol as niocii in bar not#
of thanks covering a five •lollar Nil
fi.r HerviCfH r«'!i*lcrc«l.
I can': •!•• Ulna title just ieat.i a gin 1*
ii itsng i*oiii|*MMtion for lean Oian a five
(Mlar ln!L I have written thorn f«»r a
t til or an.| >• half, but they werw »lop
l*y tiling■«. For wvmi olollars I can
/riinl «mt a pn-tly tolerably good dia*
•crtfUiou; ami for ten doUara I can
eYBrlastingljr aling the nwUpbor. But
I'm getting old now, and prefer plain,
straight work without any of tbo fan
cy trimmings, (lit* me n Bober, two*
story obituary and I'm at borne. Pm
to the fruit aftrr it is cooked, and rnatv «n» Fourth of July ora*
... ra. ■* .. t -M. tiona, tiiou/li I haven t written one
whde yet warm, will make tlw fruit ; in He . VM1 t lo », wh40i M d rd llk , - - .
u sweet as two and onO’• fourth ^ tackle a good out just by way o( hitnOroJ ntw facto net in course of
pounds added while boiling. variety. Tom Amtem. ! erection.
his credit he had ixest send for it
Tlist was a practical joke and a
good joko for Pauh
Sar. I'.irVii.r
vran.r-v««.
Kvery bor.rekecpcr xlir-ild kn.rar
that .ugft: b-> Icil vith nn aci-l, if it
boiN bat f >i ibr»- ininntca, will lw
coavertml iow> glucose, which is tlw
fuiiu cT sugar found in sweet spplcs.
One pound of sugar has aa mneh
sweetening |«jwer ss two and one
fourth pound, of glaeoee. In other
sror'ls, oro |smnd of sngar atirred in-
barry but that be could wait a few
miniit*--. and be would rather take a
six-miiiuh' w a teu-minnte Imnw for
Iss. We eau afinr,! to wait
til! i«--icl,.-s g,-' more plentiful and
ch,- i|> r. Iwahlra, Marshal Tma Car-
rnihere haalinntght ua n enuple from
bis ,-aily trm-, and Mr. Iwvi li. Har
rell has al*< presented us with a coup-
lo of tlw osrly Ams<len from his or-
chard.—HttrliiurJh /fuywfck.
- YesTair," mid Miss Uallagher. "it
an* fanny sno tgh to moke a donkey
laugh. 1 Lsujbel till I erie-l.
Fhihulel| bL is reported tn bsvt a
The Msxieaa hotel fontishm iodg-
iags, tad Ihot iu all You Nn*
yoar room by Uw day or month, tad
you gat your bod oad toDot Of
ooaros wo ring lor leo voter, and tbo
waiter briogo ua water without iea.—
We ask if wo coot got ico, oad on
told that aro eou U aro aoad oot oad
buy it. Defurs going to bod my
chum bethinks him of bis physic, oud
asks fur ararm orator. Iho areitor
can’t get him any ararm arstar, bo-
tbo only ptaoo to got it is at
bathing eatabUshmaat, and that io
eluted at 9 JO. Wo Dead o spool
and mmlahoy for one; horoUrao
ports that the motourouf io
dooed, and the cols won't treat Urn
with a spoon. I go down to tlw oafs,
when the proprietor, a very polite
Frenchman, says: "1 ora very sorry
to give yoa tbe trouble to ooaM down
slain; I am vary glad lo loud you
anything in my rrtsblishmout, but I -
bavo Uvod too long in this aoaatiy lo
toko lbs wont of aoe of tbsoo fallows
furoepooo."
Tbe force ol tbe hotel eooeieto of o
■mi-looking dork, who orritog tho
namco of gnests on a Usekboard, a
melancholy enrtodisn of Uw key*, two
barefooted Comanche boy* for glow
atility, and two waiter* oa each
floor. II ie owned by tbo Itarbro,
who are tbe riabeot family in Mexico.
They paid 11110,0110 for the proporty,
and make $10,000 or 150,000 o year .
from il They own tbo wbolo block,
the Hotel Bexar, tho Hotel Son Oarioa,
end whole block* ol Uw boat proporty
in tbe city. Then ore two of thorn,
and tbsir fortunes aro ootimotad at
120,000,000 apieeo.
Uulvra tM M*wa,
Hovernl gsntluiocn vrero standiog
on tho oornor of Galveston area no,
when ono of Uio moot fashionoblo la-
dice of Galveston posted on tbo riilc-
walk.
"Ah," oxolalmod ono of the gvutie-
men, "what a complexion I There ia
nothing to boot it in Galveotoo. I am
proud of that woman, I am."
"Aro yon her haeband ?" asked a
stronger.
“No, air."
"Her father, then ?"
"Nn, air, I'm no relatiua of hers, hot
I am proud of her oumplexion. I am
the druggist that sold it iu bsr. I
make it myself."
Wlwn Uw Itrrrid man pat oa bis
last yo ir’c whito vent, bo found n roll
of bills in ooe of Uta pockets, amount
ing to about |2, which bo hod forgot
ten 1*. H— Nono of thou wore re
ceipted.—Oil City Tkrrirt.
Tbo foundation of every good gov
ernment ia Uw family. Tlw boat and
prosperous country i* D“l
which has tbe greatest number of
happy Urea.
lisfisawstioa or nlssfatiaa of MwMoMsr
■ad kidney*, alow* iu tlw Madder, Orsv-
nays, ami .Iropstasl swsHiug to msu, wo-1
won er shildT Prraored ewty by Hast.
Us.kls k lemur, AtisoU Ou.. sml soM
by.lt
jsMsowgm
Wnoosrur, N. J., Jrty IS, t»TU
Du. U J. Hamn-Dmr Mr- -/row
.bel'i rtur, A*w ddn suwfsi. Alter
having lihrt tnvrtlag. dUhnut loarii-
ties sml ctiraste*. many pbysHsns sad
rerneitle*, Uw disssro only incrnwsd i*
vinlenire. As sunn as ws sowmsuswl
sSiTsr.Tisa'aws
Utter tbsu he had done ht mouths, Ms
■■•petite bi rwtnru, sml mmm lit rare
*<e A. t» swear’s hurt
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