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AND APPEAL.
VOLUME VII.
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BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA. SATURDAY. DECEMBER 31, 1881.
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Well, I should mj v«
[oaten, omc( the old*
fill oflloo ot the Ad
ams Expreea Company, oa be twirled
himself around on a high stool and faced
an inquiring reporter, dir. Masters folks
with great volubility, and, as ho is in the
habit of dropping many small words, Ids
conversation was decidedly jerky. Yes,
we ship a littlo of everything, from dio-
mouds to Chester-whffo pigs and Lim-
bertf cheese. “ItemarkaSTeT thing about
that choose, Ever smell any? Rich,
penetrating sort of fragrauoc, ain’t it?
Case burst in the freight-room last
spring. Made everyone sick. Two Irish
men tried tq shovel it up. Smell nearly
turned ’em inside out. Got a Dutchman,
regular out and out eat-o-s odwich-in-
ft-minno sort of a fellow from Bergmyer’a
saloon across the way, but ho guvo out
in ten minutes. Only finished it with
Uw help of a box of deodorizer. I’hew I
They should charge double rates to ship
finch stuff,” and the speaker clovatodhis
nose as though a trace of the diabolical
aroma still lingered In his nostrils.
“ Two babies bavo come through this
offioo, one from Chicago for New York,
and the other from Washington to this
city. The men on tho lino mado a great
fuaa when the Chicago young one was
shipped. Telegraph operator* all along
tho route aent dispatches ahead, and
crowds of peoplo went to the depot to
soe the baby. Came all the way in the
cars. .Had a hammock all rigged up.
New idea, you know, and messengers
thought it woe kind of a joko, but thoy
would’t like much of tho kind. Baby*s
mother died in Chicago, father lived in
Now York; weight forty-ono pounds, I
behove; cost about $2.50 to send it
through. Philadelphia a baby came
along somo time after. Doth mado their
trip first-class, and seemed to enjoy
tilings generally. Fed’m ivgulation
spoon victuals from hote^ slung the
hue. Often have dead folks shipped.
Don’t know why they send ’em by ex*
press, though. Taiii’t likely any onu’s
going to walk off with a oorpeo. Yes; a
man shipped three abort-horn cattle
dean through to Nebraska about a
month ago. Unless ho got thorn for
nothing thoy must havo cost him a
power of money when ho got them.
Just think ot a man expressing
a wholo deer carcass 3,000 or 3,000
miles. About as sensible for a butcher
to oxpross a beef through from hero to
Camden. Last fall u lunatic sent a 1,200-
pound block of cedar from California
clear to Now York. That’s nothing,
however, for I boo somo ono sent twonty
barrel* of mess pork to the Pottstown
military camp by oxprees and tho
charges amounted to over 8100. A cin
namon bear camo through from Novada
by cxprccH lust Juanary for tho Zoologi
cal Gurdon. Said ho was tamo when
they shipped him. Got looeo near
Omaha, drove every oqo out of the oar,
obowed np half a deer, tipped around
among the freight and had a circus all to
himself until ho wna lassoed and tiod iu
the oorner of tho car with a log-chain, i
Oh, yes, thoy ship lots of mirrors, but 1
tho men don’t like ’em. Seen years’
bad luck to smash a looking-glass, you j
know, fcnukes till you isn’t rwt, but j
thoy keep them iu boxts. Messengers |
don’t mind’em. Now, you n ght think
egg* wo a nice freight, but they ain’t, j
Morn oxprci>smen grow bald on account
of worrying over lxiskets 01 eg./* than
anything I know of,” and Mr. Masters
turaod from tho rqx>rtor te receive *
paokof o of hymu-luxiks coaoigued *
missionary in tho Black Hills,
In a speech at a Press Fund Dinner, at
Manchester, Eng., Minister Lowell said:
“I think there is ono thing in which
even those who are pessimistically in
clined will say that the world has im
proved, and that ia the proee. [Cheers.]
It is oertainly a long stride from the
Grub Street Journal—nay, from Thack
eray’s picture of the pressman, which is
only a generation old—to such a table
as this, and to a prosperity of the press
which indicates a higher civilisation,
and which is also justified in the noble
manner in which it is used. [Cheer*. J
The greet danger which thoughtful men
have olways dreaded Mm tho press was
the danger ot irrcs]>onaibl6 power, and
irresponsible power has, almost invari
ably, been ill-used power. But I mutit
say that in that res poet the press hr*
advanced in tho right direction, and thut
such publicity as it gives is more useful
than harmful. [Hear, hear.] I have
more thou once 1 r ote^*'>d against the
M interviewer,’* w 1 i " rtaiidy dono
what few men of genins Lrive been able
to do—thaf is, to mV. is new verb (I will
not say whether or not it is an elegant
one) to the language. [Laughter.) But
I must acknowledge that he is frequent*
ly useful, and that he enables public
man out of power to make speeches
from which they would otherwise be
precluded. [Hear, hear.] And when I
remember that tho first great and model
interviewer was Boswell, I confess that
my foolings soften toward the whole
race. [Cheers and laughter. ] I alluded
a moment ago to what is sometimes a
disagreeable—or may become a very
disagreeable tod dangerous—quality of
the press, and that is tho catering to
a universal curiosity whioh loads to au
invasion of the privacy of life [cheera],
and which, if it justifiodf all that has
becu feared of it, would make us all live
in a much fiercer light than that which
is said to beat upon a throne. But whoa
wo oonsidor—as I think all thoughtful
men should consider—that, I will not
■ay the majority, but to a consiib ruble
portion of luaakimi, their consoicuoea
arc external to them, end that Mr*
Grundy, iu short, is a largo port of their
law, I think we eon soe how in this di
rection the proas may be highly service
able in promoting purity of life and a
high code of publio morals.”
DIARY OF A FIRST BABY,
The first day or two after the birth of
our child is moro or less indistinct in
our memory. It don’t eoem to be very
definite or fixed. Floating through our
wiki waste of brain thoro ia s chaotic
panorama, and thoro seems to be nothing
but a mixture of events. Wo soe in our
mind’s oyo an excited young man
prancing wildly through the moonlight
downtown. Tho solemn hush of mid
night seems to pervade everything. The
young man seems to have dressed him
self In a hurry, and one suspender is
hanging down by his side. Ho rings a
door-bell and a physician oomoa to the
door.
Thoro is a hurried conversation and
then all is still. Pretty eoon two men
pa** up tho street,
TOY (CBiruiuau),
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In London, during 1880, 15,903 males
and 13,870 females were arrested and
looked up for the crime of drunkenness.
Unices boisterously and offensively drunk
men and women ore not liable to arrest.
These, wo suppose, can bo called the
"dead drunks " of Loudon.
A JOYLESS CHILDHOOD.
Children in Uie United Mutes have
goneroui provision made for their com
fort and good cheer. In no part of the
world are children letter oared for. Hol-
klup abound and schools arc graded to
every capacity. A now literature has
grown up for their benefit, eoasuiting of
papers and books, such ae were never
seen before. Music is fought in the
fumfiy and in tho publio school, and al
most every boy and pdrl can t ing.
in the
abstract onw books.
The on<let-t«»«0 PfrifafghAg* 1 '** —*5?
nf*u mb* trem Iho R#cotSs ol flijmn
• log from US', end mbMqwoUT
nolo 1874.DuUincIt• C0*BI»I*U*b«tr*. tto Boot T.
CepUon Ot |«II h »Ti I *“•' » I'wMM,
«!dc« tbu rvccBt firttrwt"ii S th» «•
lot the tlim with Ihe MfJV'lo. -
whUh ,.vsl WHh bnok T. H- h« »
uj .ill kM.p ltu|)«i tut .WUlilMUtn “t lllit.
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Ut. ih. .«.ul«»aoh to tend,r «l>h. tSU. v.1 .tut
M opiBto. ih.mm tolwpalfer
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A SPEtMfrtY!
v An American lady, travel in,/ in th
S a.1 k i i 1 j Esit, speaks of the , roat contnist be
| t oca children then tad hera. All tluj
children she saw in Mohanuitedan oouu- |
Oonts’F irnishi n °* Goods
It it to-morroto-1 A tOQUtltnl pih
Uhlei) chili! ia Doitling in . roll of >00*7
Lluukct. Tho father get* 0 mogaif^iDg
gla.ii. and look, ot tho features
The nnrao tell, the father, that Un.
child iu tho hrlDg picturo of him, a a ;
tho eorugul ] :irent bruin., tho unruo with
. dooorated wuehln. . ’L
First day—Tim 1 'll 'm i: 1 month
twic% emitting r •' ’ that uuheo
tlx. i.ild . 'I ! ; 1. .... 1 ... adjoining
hloek.
Second il.y—Thu child ]<u*od • com*
forUhlo night. Moro ccxnfcgtaUo Until
tho parents. Tlw father goes down
town at 2 o'clock a. m., for . soothing
potion lot tho child. Oetft ono lor him-
•elf at tho same time.
Third duy—Boopintiou normal, palm
regular, amount of luodabto howl ma
terially increased. '
Tenth day—The mind begin* to do-
re lop, and the father notioea that his
child has no teeth, and will ham to be
fed on ground food and bran mash for
eouto time.
Fifteenth day—Tho child passed tho
night pawing the air and rohooraing ft
voluntary in Q, fifth sddsd lino above.
Twentieth day—Signs of internal dia-
tnrUmoo, with indioations •! aquaila and
tho pulo-blno coli&
Tweoty-fint day—Fell out of bed with
out fatal results.
Thirtieth day—Hogan to notiei the
la: nor, and n nuiftot 1 ft desire t'j bo-
oouo mocu thoroughly acquainted.
Fortieth day—The dfaoipated flash
UazrUL DliCO TBM1MM.
Porcelain, which hu been known to
the Chinese and Japanose for ages, was
not made in Europe until the beginning
of tho lost century, when a German dis
covered the art purely accidentally.
This man waa an apprentice to an apothe
cary at Berlin, when he met with an al
chemist who, In return for tome good
offices done him by his master, promised
to teaoh him the art of making gold.
To disoover the grand secret, he labored
incessantly; and *0 it happened that,
having mixed various earths together in
order to make strong craeiblcs, in the
course of baking them be accidentally
discovered the art of making porcelain.
The intended transmutation took place
—not in tho metal., indcod, but in his
own person—and, os if he hud boon
toocl od with a oonjurorV wand, ho w 9
ail of a .addon tianafo ncd fio.a .n
aloham iat into a potter. The lira: . j-
lain thus manufactured wa< oi a
brownish-red color, being made oi brown
day.
The power ot leases, as applied to
telescopes, opera-glosses and the like,
was discovered by a watchmaker’* ap
prentice. While holding spoetaole
glasses between his thumb and finger
ho was startled by the suddenly-enlarged
appearance of aneighboring churoh aplre.
The swaying to and fro of a chandelier
in a cathedral suggested to Galileo th#
applloation of th* pendulum. Merxotinto,
a partienlar method of fine engraving on
copper,owed its invention to the simple
•coidsntof the gun-barrel of • sentry
beooming rusted with dew, The art ot
lithographing was perfected through
suggsitions made by accident A poor
mnaidan waa anxious to know whether
music could not be etched upon stone
as well as copper, After be bad pre
pared his elab hla mother naked him to
make a memorandum of snch clothes as
she proposod to send away to b* washed.
Not having pen, ink and paper conven
ient, he wrote the list on the ston* with
the etching preparation, intending to
make a copy of it at leisure. A few
days later, when about to clean the
■tone, be wondered what effect squall r-
tia would have upon ih Ho applied the
acid, and in a few minutes saw th* writ
ing standing out in bold relict Th*
next step necessary was to Ink tha ston*
and take off tjje impression. Th* art of
etching upon glass was discovered by •
glass-cutter accidentally letting ft few
drop* of aquafortis fall upon his apeota-
else. Ho notioed that tlie glass bocnmft
corroded and softened where the aefl
had touched it, and that was hint
enough. He drew figures upon th*
glass with varnish, applied tho corrod
ing fluid and 'then cut sway the glass
around the drawings. When the var
nish waa removed tlw figures appeared
raised on a dark ground.
The shop of a tobaooonistwia destroyed
by fire. While be waa g a ring dolefully
into the smoldering rains, ha noticed
that hi* poorer neighbor* were gathering
th* snuff from th. eanfitem He tested
the snuff himaalf, and discovered that
fire had lirgely increased its pungency
and aroma. It waa ■ hint worth profit
ing by. Ha aeoored another shop, built
• lot of ovens, subjected th* snuff to a
heating process, gave the brand a pecul
iar name, and in • few years became
rich through an aocideot which he had
»t first thought bad completely ruinod
him. 'i h* ccrmpoaltior. of which prir'e
Milan nr* mad* was disooicrod I - . in
gnlar o-eidant. A printer, not Wing
able to find tlio palt ball used in r-i.len
times to ink the type with, eubatitnted a
piece of soft glue which bad falion out
of a glne-poh It was such an excellent
substitute that, alter mixing molasses
with the gins to give the mass proper
eonsl*tcr.oy, th » eld pelt ball was en
tirely discarded. Water tabbiee, em
ployed in the manufacture of waved and
watered silk, was invented by a man who
get his first ides from th* spreading of a
squirt ot tobaooospit 00 a smooth floor.—
CisefnnoM Cotnmrr ial
There 1* the alow, measured gait, tread,
tread, ell day long. Tb* man who car
ries the hod has this peculiarity down
fines H* would ran to • fire in thaiamt
•tap ftnd get then—poafibly.
The long lope, thirty-four inches to
th* atop, with ■ sag to th* knee-joint, ft
vigorous awing of fibs arms, It that of
ft young man from rural dom, H* get*
the walk from going over tha rough
ground, and anybody that gets the beat
of him has got rough ground to go
over. ICv
Th* quick, sharp and spiteful gait,
with the Iittl* metallic heels ringing on
the pavement, is the gait of tha smart
young mix, with bright eyes and lota
of vivacity. Tha young nun who in
tends to koep company with her tot Ufa
must make up his mind to train to her
atop. Bho will never train to his.
The every-day business gait Going
right along with your feet, and your
thoughts in tbs office, store or whatever
it is. You never know how far tho walk,
or how long it takes you to cover it It
is an indefinite, and frequently the only,
aid to g'iod digestion.
Thatoke-it-oasy, don't-care-crent sort
of gait, with a cane twirling over his
finger, fa • typical man of the world, Ha
leads a life of lefsura, and wouldn't hurry
hlmselt As s oocsequsnoa he grows
tat, rheumatic and gouty, and in latter
yean walks with two cone* and tremn-
Ions limbs. It doesn't gay to buneh
your pleasure.
The slow gait For particular* send a
small boy on an errand.—JVeio Haven
BeffUter.
NUMBER 26.
Kouiass baa come Into notiooaa ■
beverage because of ita nae by the Prift-
ident The fallowing ia a recipe for
making it: Fill a quart bottle up to th*
neck with milk; add two table-spoonfuta
of whito augur (after dissolving the asms
by tho addition of a little water over •
hot fire); also;* quarter of a 2-oent cake
of oompreaaed yeaat | thon tie the cork
on the bottle securely and shake the
mixture well; pleco it ins room of tlio
temperature of SO to 96 degrees Fahren
heit for six hours, and finally is an tee-
box ova: night The milk u-cd should
be porfectly pun; and the yeaat fresh.
U then is any curdle in th* koumiss or
thickened part resembling chess 8, it
shows that tb* fermentation has gone
too far and tc« drink is spoiled. It may
be added that unless oars is taken in
drawing th* cork tha fluid will go oat
with it Uko warm Sootch ale. Koumiss
ia already obtainable at Washington
bar-rooms
rZBABAXmiBS.
A wax is known by the oompany he
keep* out ot
Wnx h* earns home tipsy he told his
wifo he had been out aherrynadlug.
To wan a sneoeasTnl rah for office *
man must imitate anew. Ho must oome
down occasionally.
"I wish I was a pudding, mamma,"
'* Whyf “ 'Oaua* I would havo * lot
ot anger put Into me,*
"Ixii only after long reflection that I
go to an entertauiment with any young
man, 1 * said the maiden to her mirror.
Wnx a woman leaves a man who has
not earned his salt for years, he immedi
ately adTertioesIhst he will pay no debts
of hat contracting.
A cEUTAix gentleman mnxt Lav* been
very proud of bia wife when he des
cribed her as " beautiful, dutiful, youth
ful, and an armful."
Eli Pxxxnra eay* Ikxas is tho largest
State in the Onion. Nu* the Broto will,
have to bo surveyed all over , iu to
ascertain if that fa 30.—Tex a ■ S\"'., •*.
"This fa a sad oommeTu.in* on our
boasted civilization,”* tramp despond-
togiy ofeMrved, whew kadJacovand that
from th* boat of
Oxaxa spends about ICO,000 a you
for instraettng bar 0,000 school children.
ABOUT WAIK1KO.
No two of us walk alike. The hingca
of oar gait turn the same way, bat with
different results.
The baby strikes out a toddle because
it hawit strength enough to walk, bat
it lias the underlying principle of a nat
ural walk, because it " toes in." "Toe
ing oat" is a military artifice invented
for the purpose of showing bow much
more a man knew than tho Lord did.
The hippity, hoppity, skip ind-jm ip
fa peculiarly the littlo girl'* gait. (Ja-
casy ai.l restless, the flutter-budget
seems u ti dined to wear Um tola of hit
tricseocaed pteternu'mlly wber, and by late bourn and constant ut- the aoul of her mother out at
without a love for apotU. Sho asy* :
"What always imprcaaea me more
Icntion to vocal music began to dia-
- nusi uiwuyj imprcsooa mo more ftnpcar a -
than anything else in Egypt and Pale* No ’notiocaWo ehango fox several
months, except the growth of the brain
l jn*t tb Moff* •
S’* ^4 wWirb I
prottOffi* MtUtof •• t>rt«S
Never Bcl'orc Known !
CUlosatoXh-! — my *to X. which w- t--W|li*
WBIGI!I7 '
a-ol; 1 , /; , : * i f f i
tine is the entire abseooe of cheerful
6hd cxhilaruting music, especially from
(•hfldreo. Yoa never bear them ring in
the hnta. I never heurd a toog that <1>
aerves the name in the streets or bonaea
of Jeraaalcm."—Fwi/A'« Ormtpanion.
and partial diaappearaneo of gistria
A FHETVri. dfaimaition take* tbs fra- mental
The growth of the mental faculties
seemed tbsa to bs more noticeable, so
that at this data tb* child already aoMca
to know more than tha old people; Tb*
of the juvenile is
where a cheerful disposition j NyS, Itotmrrm'j.
would couee flower* bloom. 1
the same time; bat aha lathe prattieat
picture of animation humanity can show.
The dead ran, all oat of breath, ia th*
email boy's gait. Yoa can set down tha
boy who so fa* targets himself as to
walk at already ia hi* dotage.
The bmnd-to-hsre it gait is a rapid,
straightforward stride, never turning to
the right or left The man who has It
knocks over children, barks his shins
against market baskets, and stub* bis
toe against everything on the walk.
Bnt be get* them, and Ids ooat-tail ar
rives about two minutes lata.
vi>h that rtr.
An old sailor said that there wm noth
ing on land not to bo found in the see.
There are sea eucnmbora and carrots, and
many other sea vegetables that look very
much like thoac whose names they bear.
Borne of the fish even have name* Uko
those of land animals. Then are hog-
fish, aea-boraca, tood-flahea and aea-
eows, One very lovely fish It tho angel
fish. Bnt the mast curious of all fa tha
flying-fish, whioh has broad fins Uko
wings. This fish ia shaped and ootorod
something like a mackerel. Ita back ia
bins, and its under part* are white.
When it flhu it takes short flights from
| the top of one wave to the top of nnoth-
I cr, Tlio flying-squirrel can fly, in this
way, from a high point on a truo to one
lower down. Tbqy ore plentiful near
the West Indies, where tho water ia
Maim. In tho morning the sailors may
iiud a dead fish on tho deck. It had
seen tho lights that tha voascl carries at
night, and flown toward thorn, fa could
fly high enough to roach tho tossoI's
deck, but oould not fly ocrt>-i it. It
may have struck a boom or sail, and
fallen dead from tha blow. After this
they grew men numerous, and yoa will
too them In the day time; They fly out
of the water In front of the ship, in tittle
groups, looking like flock* of swallow*.
Their white aide* will gloom like silver
in the sun. They can not fly iar—per
haps 100 yards. After wetting their
wings, or fins, they then can fly farther
on. They look aa if they enjoyed their
life in tho air, but they do not always fly
for pleasure. The dolphin, a very fierce
and fast-swimming flab, hunts them
in tha water. Whan the poor fly-
inpfiah tries to escape him, the great
to* birds, the gulls and pelioans, seize
them aa they fly out They are very good
to eat The people in tho islands about
which they live catch them In dip nets
and by them.
tbahamhahad Ukn
a ibop was a wooden one,
A manor jam is mod* of plum, and
ytt a perfect jamb is never out of plumb.
"Think of H,” say* th* Emigrant Gaul,
"arid yet Frenchmen are expected to
writ* good English just the same.”
" A 0000 husband makes a good wife,"
toy* a philosopher, but be stops there,
and don't my what he make* her d&
Probably build tha lire for him in the
morning and sit up late for him at night;
“ Weai kind of a mark fa that f” aoid
Hagrady to hfa friend Talthorpe, point
ing to a soar on his fee*. "It’s a ques
tion mark,” replied tne other; "got it
for taking a man 'll it wm hot enough
for him.’"—Ptush,
Boxxn t bridal roeptkm. Several ot
the guests, after shaking bauds with th*
brido, and all spceUag at the same time t
"Where fa the bridegroom?” Bride^
naively: "Oh, be'a up stairs watching
the wodding prosents,"
"Isat, when dcMthfatrainfaavef"
"What are yoa asking m ler I Goto
tha conductor; I *m the engineer.” "X
know you're the engineer; bnt yon
might gives mans efvil answer,” "Test
but I'm no civil engineer.”
BxLATtoxsxir* are rather far-fetched
aopetiir.es, both In Ireland and Boot-
land, "Do yon know Tom Dully,
Patf " "Knew him, fa it?" says Fat,
“aure he's a near relation of min* | ha
once wanted to many my sister, Eats;"
To following laoonla correspond
ence is reported in a Maine papas 1
M. T.—" Do mo th* favor to lend me a
doQar to gat ay eow out of tho pound."
G A. D.—"Iwould, ball paid my fast
dollar to th* boy* to taka tho eow loth*
pound,"
XtoMiff kis totox Mm*.
QMtk to, “ I Wixk tool I aasM r*
AjStSI
—00 cw* to—aa.
"Halloa I Bob, how are you f ” Bob,
who had been in jail for debt tar semo
months past, answered; "Very well,
thank you; but I have been in trouble,
you know!" “What trouble ailed youf*
"A trouble poised in durenoe>”
A rouxo la<ly who was doing too Ah—,
r •portodiirogrc * to hor guardiiu: f [
tried to cluub the Mattrrbcrc; didn't
roach tho top, It’s absurdly high—
ovorything fa high in this country.
Fleas* send me somo money,”
TtoSwAaotMa
Oxx Berlin axthority reckons the
atocuu t of capital lost to tho Fatherland
by (migration to America at lu,00(j
million mark*. Manyrogard tha vast
this of smigratioo not as an' unmfaad
•ril, bnt m a purifying stream. They
ocatend that Gasman/tetuflsrtag from
Txx blno necktie, which fa part of
grfjj Chilian soldier's uniform, fa M
dearly oovotodM a trophy by the F«r»-
vfana u a soalp by the Indiana
Tni United Btatcs produce* more p»
par inpropoctioo to ita populatfan than
any other nation, and uasa more than it
produce*.
i* aim* imrita
As alleged poet says that violate an
"hmvsnly gem* on Nature's polocalso,"
and we preeumo on the same plan it
may be add flak white turnip* are the
buttons on Natnre’e ncgro-minatrel
dot ter,
"r™ five cents left," raid a loafer,
'taoril buy a paper with them.” "Whet
paper do you buyT said a blond, cu
rious to learn the literary taste ot his
acquaintance. “A paper of tobeoea,”
replied th* loafer.
Ella Wxsxlxx ha* not rectivsd a
single offer of marriage (face tb* pobtt*
cation of her poem: "Mamma Will
Not Leave Her Horn*;* How often th*
most promiring efforts of our fives yield
naught hot diaappointmant Bhe
should not giro up in despair, however.
A brief posm beginning as follows
might have a more satfataotory result:
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Maid ot Dttrollg an ww wed,
T*B bm, esa yen tete goat bn«i f
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fltronc udMr, of *c-Ur hco t
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