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tfuitng Stissotings.
A Mr. Bsss Iim eloptd with hit
mother in*t*w one Wrst. We don't
seh'tmy necessity for that B being in
in hit name.
The young nan who was kicked out
•1 his girl's house calls her rather a
freebooter.
A hollow mockery—a mismatched
Stovepipe
lie said : “Let ue be cue." And
•he was won.
The Utah boys hoatt of the num
ber of their mothers.
The muii who died game was nev
er known to quail, but he woodcock
his gun at the wrong time, and now
he’s an angel with a shootiug- jacket.
A Camden man lugged a butcher
knile around for two hours to kill ilie
mmi who said he wasn't Moses Ev
erybody said he looked just like Mo
ses.
A dead doctor is like n dead duck,
because they have both done quack*
tug.
The Parisian fays that as the ten
dency now is, the ladies will soon
weur dresses so light-filling that they
will have to soak them in warm wa
ter to tuke them off.
Every time two women meet on
the street and kiss the thermometer
sinks seventeen degrees and peoplt
hustle around and bunk up their c.*l-
ar widdows.
A New Orleans man has invented
• kind ot candy that will nruke the
breath smell of ouious. This is for
girls tocairy to ireat their rivuls with.
Ouly a New Orleans man would
have been guilty ol such an iuventon.
A coal-black charger—A negro en
try clerk.
Doctors and lawyers are regarded
SS fee-males.
Kisses are the sweetest when syrup
tftiously obtained.
It is only a stone's throw to the
bottom of the ocean.
The least offensive bruss baud
is n dollar store bracelet.
Why does a duck cross the road?
To get on the other side.
The way chickens come into the
world—through the hatch way.
The man who goes a-fishing on tlu-
ice has r at her an ice-hole ated occupu
tioo.
A good husband is thought to b<
like dough because u woman needs
him.
The man who exploded with laugh-
ter probably didn't know it was load
ed.
Why was Blackstoue like an Irish
vegetable? Becuuse be was a com
nmu taler.
An old lady has refuse to sleep on
a steam car because the tram runs
over sleepers,
1 it tuIts are like counterfeit money,
they may be ottered but you need not
tuke them.
The court8 luive decided that a
railroad ticket is good until used.
This cannot be said of eggs.
Why is it that a womans heart beats
fifteen tunes per minute less than a
man's Is it because her tongue
bents thirty times per minute more?
A householder in Troy, in filling
up his census schedule, under the
olumn “where born,” described one
cf Ids children “born in the parlor,
and the other upstairs.”
The wool-grower is your true weth
er-breeder.
The waters very often get angry,
anei then you see the waters pout.
What kind of fur did Eve w%ar
the first winter? Baie-skin.
It was ut a late Quarterly Meeting
of Seventh-day Baptist church in
Wisconsin that two clergymen were
to present papers ou the same day,
and the question of precedence hav
ing arisen, Mr. A. sprang to his feel
• and said : “I think brother B. ought
to have the best place on the pro
gramme: he is an older man than
I am, and besides, is full of his sub
ject.’’ When the audience remem
bered that brother B’s subject was
'‘The Devil," a cheerful smile seem
ed to oeum around the church. The
brethren do so enjoy these little
-
When frying young chicken*, cut
up, 8*-ubmi with sal' aud pepper, put
id the stewpau and boil until heated
through,, ii seasons them better and
prevents that raw look next to the
bones.
A little air slacked lime will clean
silver, German silver *>r tinvare with
very Mi tie labor. Wash clean vipe
dryaudrnba little, with a woolen
cloth dipp* d in lime; try it on the
coffe and teajK>t.
mnniipmi
NEW STOKE NEW FIRi
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NO PA1MNT, NO PAY.
PATENTS
a. a. iiwu.anb.
I. H. H ABOUT.
1884. 1881
THE CONSTITUTION.
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While THE CONSTITUTION will
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express It*opinions frankly on political
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the
DEVELOPMENT OF SOUTHERN
RESOURCES
in all legitimate channels or direction-.
Everv Georgian and every man interes
ted in Southern enteroriso and growth,
shou'd read 7TIE CONSTIlU I ION iu
one of its aditioHi.
TERMS-Daily, one year, $10; su
months, $5; three months, $2 60. Week
lyl, oue year, $1.50; six months, $1; t
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Address THE COJTSTiTtfTioA\
Atlanta, Ga
EB Holland iOe.,
(McAfee's old staad.)
SUCCESSORS TO
8PEIR and OALT,
CANTON, CKOUG1A,
DEALERS IN
DRY GOODS, NOTIONS,
BOOTS, SHOES and HATS,
GROCERIES, CROC KERY
And various other articles, too namerosa
to mention, usually kept ia \
Qsiieral Merohandla*
stock, wliieh arc are offering at prices to
suit t ho times. We are paying the high
est market price for all
COUNTRY PRODUCE.
Huviug bought out the entire atock of
goods belonging to Hpeir A Galt, and en
larged, we fed warranted in saying we
cau sell goods cheaper than the cheapest.
If you don’t see what you wnnt m*k for
it and we will hike pleasure in waiting
on you—no trouble to show goods.
Como and see ua, we are satisfied wo
cau please you, both iu quality'and price
Remember the plncu is at
K. B. HOLLAND A Co.
Canton, Ga., Jan. 14th 1880.
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Oroicrm in the I'nltnl Males. . __ _
DAVID LANOltKTH 4k MONH, Tin la da. .Fa.
Payne A Mn,
ATTORNEY-AT-L AW,
CA ETON, GEORGIA,
Will practice in the Blue Ridge Circuit,
and in Cherokee.
Office in the rourt-house, with the Or
dinary. Collecfion of claims a specialty.
H. H. McEntyre,
iirick, r'ottering and
STONE WORKMAN,
CANTON, CSC HC, I A.
paving permanently located iu Cant o
now &tUc-V$epared to do any, k in
asonry or Plastering, such as
Bnlidmg and Repairing
at the lowest possible rates. Parties con
templating building would do well to
cull on me before closing contracts witli
otuer wotkmeu, as I think I can make it
tr their interest. II. H. McENTYRE.
Jude 7—Sin.
TRY
THE
NEW YORK OBSERVER
THIS YEAH.
Robert B. Cason,
DENTIST.
Anyone wishing work in the way of
Dentistry will do well to givo me a call
at tile McAfee House, where I will be
hereafter the first week in each month
My Prices are down to sui the times
THE LA It GEST AND BEST FAM.
ILY TAP Eli IN THE WOULD
s.nd for Qxinplc Copy— fret.
NEW YJIIK OBSERVER,
JJ7 Park How, New York.
A. Reynolds, Jx..
DENTIST.
Office in McClatchy's Build ivy. cufli
west corner Public Square,
.11.1RIETT.1 C,VI.
[qy-Oood work ut j.owkkt prices—iP*
FIR EPILEPSY.
rAune biobribb
Permanently cur red—no humbug—by
one month's usage of Dr. Goulard's Celt'
bra ted In fall table Pit Powders, To con
vincc sufferers tnnt these powders will do
nil we claim for them we will send them
by mail, post paid, a Free Trial Box. As
Dr. Gouiad is the only physician that
has ever made this disease a special study
and as to our knowledge thousands have
been pennvnently cured by the use of
these Powders, we will guarantee a penna
neat cure in (-very case, or refund you all
money expended. All sufferers should
give these Powders an early trial, and be
convinced of their curative powers.
Price, for large box, $3 00, cr 4 boxes
for $10, sent by mail to any part of th.i
United States or Canada on receipt of
price, or by express, C. O. 1). Address
.aSEH Is MIOMiMiE.rS,
300 Fulton Street, Brooklyn, N. Y.
Wm. A Teasley,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
CANTON, - - - - GEORGIA,
Will practice in the courts of the Blue
Ridge Circuit, and give special attention
to the sueing and collection of claims.
Refers to Messrs Crane Boylston A Co.
and Capt.Jas. It. Wiley, Atlania. Ga., and
.1. J. Northouti & Son. Marietta, Ga.
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0. M. HeCLURE,
CANTON, GEORGIA,
DEARER IN
DRY GOODS, GROCERIES,
HARDWARE, HATS,
HOOTS and SHOES,
And a foil line of goods usually kept iu
a General Stock.
Thankful for past favors, he earnestly
solicits his friends generally to call and
see him, at the corner of Marietta and
Gainesville streets.
C. M. McClure.
Canton, Ga., Jnn. 14tn 188<>.
Ohl&uined t r Ui< cliuiiical drv fees, .mdl*
cal or orlier compounds, om uueD' , de-
trade in .ik» and fal>h C-iv its,
iginijt-nu, Imerter- uces Int'rinn ueuts
il all matters relati- g to *'a ents,
promptly attended to We mak' pres
iitniiiary cxaNjiUhtious and foruidi opin-
ions as to pat« nubility tr»e ofcoaige,
and all who are interred if m-w uiven-
tjons and Patent..** ar»- iti• f**<I t<> ? .n) for
a copy ol our “Guide for obtaining Pat-
wit-," which is M#*tii f'n-e in anv address,
ana contains complete in.itlUCtion- how
to obtain Pnteuts, and other v«l able
matter During the past (iu* year* we
have obtained nearly three thoii-and
Patent* for AmiriCvU and Foieigu in*
veators, and cau give satisfactory refer
ences in *lmom every county in the Un
ion.
Addressr LOUIS BAGGER A CO.,
Solicitors of Patents aud Attorneys at
Law, Le Droit Building, Wiit-hington,
D. C. aug 5, tf,
MARIETTA
Livery, Sale and Peed Stable.
(Opposite the Kennesaw Houre.)
J. A. G. ANDERSON, Proprietor,.
THE BEST OF VEHICLES, THE
safest ot drivers and the fastest ot horses
are always ready, night and day, for lure.
No man, woman or child ever haa given
mo a call in the past, who has heon, nor
shall any ever iu the future, bo dissatisfi
ed with my teams or the men in my cm-
loy. Everything and everybody about
me are A No. ONE.
I have cheapened my charges propor-
tionateto the stringency of the times.
For references as to the truth of what I
say, as to the turn outs and charges, go to
my friends, which means the public gen -
erally.
Parties hiring are itrictly responsible
forthesafety of themselves, vehicles and
horses. J. A. G. ANDERSON.
Jan. 8th 1880. — lyr.
Il
THE NEW ESTABLISHMENT OF
JOHN M. Vance
manufacturer of saddles and
Harness—uses the best of material and
all hand work. Repairs of all kinds a
speciality. Give me a call. Cantou, Ga.
Feb 25tf.
RETURNS THANKS TO Hit-
friends who have favored him with their
g"od will, and, having provided himself
with a good horse aud necessary outfit,
solicits a continuance and extension of
his practice. Will attend calls day or
night, a. charges of moderate enmpeusa-
.ion. Obstetrical and cnronic female
cases solicited. Residence on Main
Street, west of Hotel; office at Dr. Win.
A. Greene’s Drug Store, Cantor, Ga.
June 7—Cm.
J. M. HARDER
Ptaia and Ornamcniai i
ROUSE PAINTER,
ICALSOMIMER and
CARRIAGE PAINTER.
CANTON GEORGIA
July 10—Om.
JOSEPH ELSAS,
North Side Public Square,
MARIETTA,
GEOR G1 A,
Has a large stock of
Dry Goode,
Notions,
Hats, Cape,
Clothing, Etc.,
Crockery Ware, Bools and Shoes—the
best, cu.-ton made work—which he offers
cheap for CASH. Call and see for your
self. No trouble to demonstrate to you
what is going on in selling goods now in
times when goods must be sold for cash,
and cash only.
Thanking all my friends for their lib
eral patronage, and asking a continuance
ofitlie same, I am, very respectfully,
JOSEPH ELSAS.
J. w JARVIS,
JEWELER and OPTICIAN,
OA,
H. W. Newman.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
CANTON, GEORGIA.
WILL practice in the superior courts
of Cherokee aud adjoining counties
Prompt attention given to all business
placed in his hands. Office iu the court
III U-V.
POSITIVELY CUBED.
All sufferers from this disease that are
anxious to be cured should try Dr. Kiss
tier's Celebrated Consumptive Powders
These Powders are the only preparation
known that will cure consumption and
all dise ases of the Throat and Lungs—
indeed, so strong is our faith in them,
and also to convince you that they are
no humbug, we will forward to every
sufferer by mail, post paid., a free Trial
Box.
We don’t wart, your money uni il you
are perfectly satisfied of the*r curative
powers. If your life is worth erving,
don’t delay in giving these Powders a
trial, they will surely cure you.
Price, lor large box, $3 00, sent to any
part of the United States or Canada, by
mail, on receipt of price. Address
ASH A BOBBINS,
$3? Ful'vuu Strut, JLu.klju, & X
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Tenders his thanks to the people of
Canton and Cherokee county lor the very
liberal patronage conferred upon him for
the last ten years, and he hopes to merit
a continuance of the same.
Office on corner Main and Mulberry
streets, Cantou, Ga.
MeAfee House,
CANTON, GEORGIA.
I have leased the above first class Ho
tel aud thoroughly renovated and refitted
it for Transient Visitors und Regular
Loarders.
Terms:
Single Meal s .50
Board per Day, - - * $1.40
|Special Rates for Longer Time
h . ii. H'MtA A\AAOUJkl *V*
I RESPECTFULLY ASK T1IE PAT-
ronage ofall parties needing work in my
line to give me a trial before going else
where. I QUAKANT1CE MV WOHK and wiP
work isxtemklv LOW. Parties livid? at
a distance, who will give me their work
need have no fears of its safe delivery I
will return any article left with me free
of charge.
I also have in connection with my Jew
elry Sh'*p a well fitted up
nUOTOGMMPH G.tMjJLER r
where I will take your FERROTYPES
and PHOTOGRAPHS cheaper than the
cheapest, and guarantee satisfaction. I
c;n» be found on Main Street between the
stores ot it. T. Jones and Dr. Greene
Give me a cull and a tria
J. W. JARVIS
Y ovjvg .ii iw
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BusiueBS, will find superior advantage*
At Moore's Businesa University
Atlanta, heokgia.
One of the best Practical Business
Schools in the country. ggHStudenti
can enter at auy t : *ue.
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