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THE VIENNA: PROGRESS. SEPTEMBER 13, 1900.
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Chicago Dally Nows.
Lean dogs growl more than fat
ones.
A womuns’ ago is an imaginary
quantity.
A linen duster is a popular sum r
mer resort.
The earth is a turner and the sun
is a tanner.
Ungrammatically speakings kiss
is a conjunction.
Carpet is sold by the yard and
worn by tho foot.
As a moss gatherer the rolling
joke heads tho list.
The man wlio takes life easy is a
dangerous character.
Half u parasol is better than no
umbrella in a shower.
A rural editor says thut cider is
tho spirit of the press.
A mun born at sea pan never
boast of his native land.
The tick of a watch is inside,
and that of a bed outside.
Where thero’s a will there’s al
ways one or more lawyers.
A short story is like a football
horse; the tale is not continued.
A upon can wulk a mile without
moving more than u couple of feet.
The motorman on the electric
street car is always a non-conduc
tor.
Wise is the man who pays for
what he gets and ge’ts what he pays
for.
A mans’ sins seldom And him out
until after his neighbors expose
him.
Some men are so forgetful that
they always fail to remember the
poor.
The punch bowl has been tho
direct causo of many an unfriendly
punoh/
Money uses its wings occasion
ally to take a flyer in the stook
markets.
Beware of the bottle —especially
if it is broken, and you are a bioy-
cle rider.
.The gardner may abhor vice, yet
he is always interested in the rake’s
progress.
A white cloud makes a good par-
asol, but a black one makes a poor
umbrellu.
No wonder u young man looks all
broke up when his best girl throws
him down.
In the country they call fun wiok
edness'; in the oity they call wick
edness fun.
Don't waste time in sighing over
what might have been: make the
best of what it is.
A oynic is a person who knows
the price of everything and the
volue of nothing.
The trouble with most men is
that they have to die before they are
fully appreciated.
When a woman neglects her hus
band’s shirt she is no longer the
wife of his bosom.
A favorite short-cut to .wealth
appears to be to go through some
body else’s pocket.
If everybody got what they de
served, you might not be nearly so
well off as you are.
If common sense will not teach a
young man etiquette, a book on the
subject' is of little use.
The man who doesn’t know
'<• i-U'isth tu tin in n-'ir-h Ir rain- ir'-t®
many a frill) shower Outn.
A college student says he rather
enjoys hie studiee as they furnish
A needed relaxation from his ath
letic work.
When a woman is angry she tells
a man just what she thinks of him
~and.incidentally just what every-
. body else thinks of him.
New York is now the storm-center
of democratic activity, branch head
quarters having' been established in
that oity under the immediate man
agement of ex-Gov. W. J. Stone, of
Missouri.
Within reach of every
The Seaboard Air Line has put its
foot down upon employees who do
not pay their debts. A circular has
been issued that employees of tho
company who do not pay up will be
dropped from its employ.
A bill to establish the whipping
post will be presented at the next
session of the Indiana legislature. It
is proposed that flogging at tho post
shall be the punishment for those who
aro addicted to habitual drunkenness,
abuse of family, profanity or vulgar
ity in the presence of ladies, disturb
ing public meetings and insulting
women.
Says the Savannah Morning News:
Hon. B. V. Holder, Jr., of Forsyth,
one of tho leading editors in that sec
tion of Georgia, is seriously contem
plating giving up his work in Forsyth
and removing his residence to an
other portion of the state. IIo stated
that his plans had not fully matured
and he was uncertain what he would
do. Should ho leave, Forsyth would
lose ono of tho brightest young news
paper men in tho stato.”
NO WOMAN ....
it naturally
homely, but every ono naturally has
pretty features, which are rendered
homely by such blemishes as Freck
les, Pimples, Malarial or Liver
Spots, Tan, etc.
It is possible now for every wom
an to have a beautiful complexion,
as we offer you, in
ANTI-FRECKLE,,.
a preparation that will remove any
of above named blemishes without
injury to the skin, leaving it soft,
smootho and white. If you'will
use one bottle you will nqven again
be without it.
Give it a trial and you will be
convinced. None genuine without
signature of B. F. Forbes. Price
60c. For sale by
Dr. C. T. Stovall,
Vienna, Ga. Druggist.
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Don’t
m
taking Scott’s Emulsion
cause it’s warm weather.
Keep taking it until you arc
cured.
It will heal your lungs and
give you rich blood in sum- H
mer as in winter. It’s cod
liver oil made easy.
50c. and $1. All druggists.
JEWELRY &
A STAPLE 9
Look at tho next ten people you meet
ami gpe how much Is worn of the so.
called Jewelry- From a $500 wateli chain
to a live cent stlok pin. Jewelry lins
come to he a staple artlole of dress.
You will bny moro or less of it; see
that you get what you pay for when yon
buy. You can ho sure of this if you will
buy of
DR. C. 1\ STOVALL, VIENNA,
who lias a full assortment of the W. F,
MAIN & Co. goods. Every artlole of
these goods fs fully warranted to be ox-
uotly ns represented. A printed guar
antee to this effeot Is given with each
artlole of these goods puroliased at Ills
storo.
w. F. SIAIN & CO.
Eastern Factory Cor. Friendship & Ed
dy Bts., Frovldonue, It. I.
Western Faotory (Largest Jewelry Fac
tory In the world), East Iowa City,Iowa.
52,000 feet of floor spaoe. 8-5-tt
The Vienna public schools will open on
Monday, September 3, with a full corps of
teachers; to consist of two sessions.
Fall Term
Four months, from September
3, to December 21.
Spring Term
Tuition
Six months,
3 1, to June—
from December
Board
Resident pupils, white 50 cents,
colored 25 cents per month.
Non-resident not having $500.
worth of property in town, white
$1, colored 50 cents, in advance.
Grades
Books
In good families at
per month.
to $10
BUSBEE & SMITH.
Cotton
Warehouse
We guarantee correot weight and
prompt handling of cotton.
We get the top of the market for cot
ton when it is left for us to sell.
Bring us youe cotton and we will
look'to your interest.
If you want a loan of any amount
from $150.00 to $5,000.00 The-Ga.
Loan & Trust Co., of Macon, oan
make it for you. Right at this
time they could make the interest
at 6*% The Ga. Loan <fc Trust Co.
by D. L. Henderson, Att’y,
I
Am
In
The Insurance business to protect the
people. Can 1 protect you?
n E. RUSHIN
Insurance Asm?
Faculty
One to nine. Three depart
ments: Primary, Intermediate
and High School, .
Those used heretofore, pre
scribed by the county board of
education.
J, M. Kelley, Supt. and Principal.
Mrs. F. E. FIamilton, Intermediate.
Mrs. D. A. R. Crum, Primary,
Miss Mary Woodward, “
Miss Anna. Hamilton, Music.
Miss Irma Swearingen, Elocution.
Colored: H, L. Nance, Principal.
Mrs. H. L. Nance, Assistant.
Your correspondence and patronage solicited,
R. KELL AIT, Secretary.
Houston J^ic/h School^
Arabi, Georgia.
FallTerm opens Sept. 3, closes Dec. 21.
Spring Term opens Dec. 31.
Lawson E. Brown, Principal..
Miss Pearl Rogers, Intermediate.
Miss Corra Weston, Primary and Elocution.
Miss Marietta Brown, Music.
BOARD—On co-operative plan—averaged last
term $4.45. Guaranteed not to be more than $5 per
month.
TUITION—Pupils from Dooly county, $1.25
per month. Non-resident, $1.75. No extras or inci
dentals. Healthy location, artesian water, Religious
advantages unsurpassed. Best and cheapest for
boys and girls. Write for catalogue.
Address either: Lawson E. Brown, Principal,
J. J. Hyman, Pres. Gen. Board.
J. D. Pate, Chairman Local Board.
Arabi, Georgia.
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