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THE VIENNA PROGRESS. SEPTEMBER 13,1900.
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Reflections of a Bachelor.
New York Press.
There is no good husband but a
dead husband.
The more a woman looks in a
mirror the less she sees herself.
A woman’s idea of perfeot misery
is to be sea siok on her wedding
tour.
Down in her heart every womun
believeB her feet are littler than her
footprints.
Every woman in her heart longs
to have men refer to her as a “soul
less flirt.”
No woman should think of mar-
rying until she acquires a forgiving
disposition.
All girls (even the blind.ones)
have some time been told that they
had fine eyes.
Right after you’ have kissed a
girl she tells you to stop with her
mouth all puckered up.
No man would be much surprised
if all the Women would begin to
purr when they felt comfortable.
A woman can generally marry
the one she pleases, but she can’t
always please the one she marries.
A man never wants to marry a
woman near so much after he has
seen her piok her teeth with a hair
pin.
Women probably like babies be
cause. they cry so much without
knbwing what is the matter with
them.
You can get the truth out of a
woman by flattering her, but to get
it'out of a man you have to get him
soared.
' If a woman couldn’t cry because
her husband was bad to her she
would probably cry because he was
so good.
’ Women are a lot.like turkeys;
you could never convince a turkey
that it would look better with its
head off.
The reason why widows are so
popular is beoause they always look
like they knew the men were lead
ing them.
The women have always got a lot
of summer"stories about women
who were sunstruok while cooking
in the kitchen".
Women are useful in one way ;
the average man would never know
be had some of his faults if it
weren’t for his wife.
Men who marry their first love
generally end by being about as
happy as those that win the first
time they play poker.
Every woman whose husband can
never pay his debts believes the
world will realize some time what a
great man she married.
Down in her heart every woman
has an idea that the reason why an
old bachelor doesn’t get married is'
because he isn’t living as he ought to
Lots of women go through life
thinking that all the other people
think they are artistic simply be
cause they keep their hair mussed
up.
The ogly difference between a
married man and a man sitting in
fresh paint is that the man sitting
in the paint generally doesn’t know
it.
Half tho time when you hear a
man calling another man a “hog,’’
it is only because the second man
has got what the first man would
get if he could.
When you hear a woman say she
believes in the new stylo of going
to church with no hat on, you may
know some man has told her she
has “glorious hair.”
Every woman imagines that Slime
thing about her is "wonderful.”
Either she has ^wonderful” hair or
eyes, or else she has “wonderful”
talent for something.
Georgia has given ![10,425.26 to
India famine sufferers.
Chinese peace negotiations are
making very slow progress.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
W. V. HARVARD,
Attorney At Law,
61 90 Vienna, Ga.
The republican vote in Vermont j Vleml0Glx M A FLEMING ' )
last Tuesday fell off 20 per cent. Monday,Tuesday*
Hanna says, “It is out of the ques
tion for me to acoept invitations to
The question of shirt waists for
men are causing ho end of trouble—
the women folk are real mad.
Unadilla, Ga.
, 1 (Thursday, Fri-
nnd 1 Lawyer. ! day
Wednesday. ) (and Saturday.
ft3,Speotal attention given to collections:
1-1-00.
D L HENDERSON, .
Lawyer.
Will practice In all the courts except Coun
ty court. Omoo In Stovall’s now building.
1 1 99. Vienna, Ga.
Roosevelt, rheumatism and riot are
the three R’s that are giving Mark
Hanna a bad quarter of an hour, says
the Birmingham News.
Representative Lou Livingston, of
Georgia, will make a tour of New
Jersey and urge Jerseyites to give
Bryan a lift to the white house.
Curtis the famous.correspondent—
“the best posted man in America, of
the Chioago Record”—declares that
Maryland, Delaware and West Vir
ginia will go democratic.
English Spavin Liuiment removes
all hard, soft or calloused lumps
and blemishes from horses, blood
spavins, curbs, splints, sweeney,
ring-bone, stifles, sprains, all swol
len throats, coughs, etc. Save $50
by use of one bottle. Warranted the
most wonderful blemish cure ever
known. Sold by Dr. C T Stovall
druggist, Vienna, Ga,
Groceries at your own price at
Jordan Bros.
MONEY.
Loans negotiated on improved farms,
at lowest market rates, and on most
liberal terms.
Bu siness of fifteen years standing
Morethan three million dollars in loans,
negotiated. Facilities unsurpassed.
HOWARD M. SMITH,
No. 814 Second St., Macon, Ga.
or J. H. Woodward & Son, Vienna.
JF Powell. J W Powell. Watts Powell.
JOHN F POWELL & SONS,
Lawyers.
We prnotlco regularly In all the courts of
the Southwestoru, Oconee and Albany cir
cuits, and In other courts by spcclnlcontraot
In writing. Oflloe near Court House ou Union
street.
2 1 99. Vienna, Ga.
GEO. W. WOOTEN,
Lawyer.
New law oflloe on (iotton street near Court
House. Will practice In all tho courts of the
State and In the Federal courts of HI aeon and
Savannah.
8-18-94, Vienna, Ga.
D A R CRUM,
Lawyer.
Praotlces regularly In the courts of the Ma
con, Southwestern, Oconop, Southern and
Brunswick Circuits, State Suprorao Court,
IT S Circuit nnd Dlstrlot Courts, Court of
Appoals nnd United States Bankruptcy Court
2-1-99. Vienna, Ga,
DR. 0. T. STOVALL,
Vienna.
Office In ronr ofUrug Store. Day and night
calls promptly attended. Prescription Free,
In oflloe work.
T F BIVINS,
Fhysiolan and Surgeon.
Special attention glxon to obstetrlos. Uls.
eases peculiar to women a specialty. All calls
S romptly answered, day or night. Office over
J Cooper’s store. Telephone No. 18, resi
dence ’phone No. 25.
tf. Vienna, Ga.
W S HOWELL,
Physloian and Surgeon.
Calls promptlv answered day or hlgl
opliono at residence nnd office. Office
F. Calhoun & Co’s, store.
0-1-97.
Vienna, Ga.
DRS. L W and H A MOBLEY,
All oalls promptly answered day or night,
8-1-99. Byromville, Ga.
Money to Loan.
\Ve are headquarters for loans
on improved farm lands in . Dooly
county, 5 years time, payable in
installments: at 7 or 8% interest,
according to amount of loan.
Money promptly obtained.
J. H. Woodward & Son,
Lawyers, Vienna, Ga.
RELIEF IN SIX HOURS-
Distressing Kidnoy nnd Bladder
Disease relieved in six hours by
“New Great . South American
Kidney Cure.” • It is a great sur
prise on account of its exceeding
promptness in relieving pain in
bladder, kidneys and back, in male
or female. Relieves retention of
water almost immediately. If you
want quick relief and cure this is
the’ remedy. Sold by Dr. C T
Stovall druggist, Vicuna, Ga.
J M WHITEHEAD,
Dentist.
Will be In my office In Masonic building
from 15th. to last of eaoh month. Office phone
No. 01; residence phone No. 11.
1-1-99. Vienna,' Ga.
H. C. WOOD,
Physician and Surgeon,
Vienna, Georgia.
Smiths
CHILL and FEVER TONIC
Is sold at
Sir. <L H Stovalls
Shrug Store
under a positive guarantee to cure Chills and Fever
No Cure — No Pay
Made by
COLOMBIA DRUG CO, Savannah, Ga,
Look for red triangle on each and every package.
S-MANUEL,
UNDERTAKER.
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Examine my stock of Coffins and’
burial fixtures before purchasing. All
corpse delivered within fifteen miles.
Yours to serve,
S. MANUEL,
8-ll-’0. Unadilla, Ga. ,
A Gold lledai and Your Picture
in the Paper.
This honor will be conferred upon
th« b.iv or girl, educated in the
country schools, who mails tne the
best three-page essay before ' Sept.
15th. Send 25^' with each paper
nr $2.00 for 10. Each paper will
be criticised; gra'ded and returned
at once. 4t Ohas. D. Pierce, ,
Ben, Git.
Money Loaned.
On improved fanq lands and
choice city property for 3 to 10
years time at 7% interest with
privilege of paying one-fifth, one-
tenth or one-twentieth of principal
eaoh year, thereby stopping interest
on the amount paid. No fee for
inspection. Commission low.
G. R. ELLIS,
Postoffloe building, Americus, Ga
O. L. HENDERSON,
VIENNA, GEORGIA.
Representing the American Surety
Co., of New York, for Dooly County-
will bond Administrators, Exeoutors,
Guardians. Trustees, Receivers, Con
tractors, or anything else that is bond-
able. 8 15 8m
Lumber to Sell
We have on our lurabei yard
at depot 75,000 feet of Boards
1 inch, 1J inch, and 1£ inch
thick and from 4 to 16 inches
wide and a big lot of Randum
' framing iilmosi any size you
want which wa will sell at a
low price
J. F. CALHOUN & CO.
A report- has bean circulated that
the guarantee has hern withdrawn
from Jonh-’on’s Chill >.nd Fever
Tonic-, this report is a I’alse one.
The guarantee has only been with
drawn fr’-ni the ilrnggifli ai Vienna.
All other druggists, und »dl general
stores, who earrv it, me still selling
.Johnson's Tonie >,u the snie posi
tive guarantee to iturr or money
refunded.' A B Girardeau,
8-9-00’ tf Manufacturer.
J. 0. HAMILTON, PRESIDENT. K. R. LEWIS, CASHIER.
THE BANK OF VIENNA.
^—CAPITAL STOCK AND SURPLUS 35000.00.
Transacts a general Banking Business.
...MACHINERY...
GET 0fJR PR'IGES BEF0RE BUYING.
Cotton Gins,
Cotton
Presses,
Seed Cotton
Elevators,
Engines,
Boilers,
Saw Mills,
Grist riills,
OR ANYTHING IN MACHINERY OR MILL SUPPLY LINE
We Operate Machine Shops Anil Foundry.
MALLARY BROS.. MACHINERY CO.
J. M. WARD,
Tippettville, - Georgia.
...Breeder of...
Thoroughbred INDIAN GAME,
AMERICAN DOMINIQUE and
BUFF WYANDOTTE fowls. Large
and well marked young and old
fowls for sale.
Mentlo.. this paper.
MACON, GEORGIA.
GEORGIA SOUTHERN & FLORIDA RY,
SUM AN EE RIVER ROUTE•
IjOOAL TUMI IE! TABLE.
Sohedule Effective March. 1, 1900-
Subject to change without public notice.
11 65 p m
110 a m
187 it m
158 a in
1 58 a in
2SO am
810 a m
3 15 a m
8 -18 a in
3 57 a in
4 28 a m
4 40 a in
5 87 a in
608a m
0 20 n in
0 60 am
8 28 a m
9 40 a m
11 20 a in
12 55 p m
120pm
1 40 n m
208 p m
260pm
3 30 p m
8 80pm
4 05 p m
4 /O p ra
4 62 p m
5 05 pm
8 10 p m
0 42 p m
7 05 p m
7 26 p m
STATIONS
r ..Macon
Unadilla
Vienna
Oordele
Oordolo....
Ashburn
...Tifton
Tifton.
Sparks
..... Heartplno
..Valdosta..
..Valdosta..
. ...Jaap
..White Springs
Lake City.....
..... Lake City
Hampton
.Palntka;.
4 16 p m
2 48 pm
2 25 p m
2 08 pin
2 08 p m
I 30 p m
12 65 p m
12 35 p m
II 60 a ra
11.48 a m
11 05 a m
10 55 a m
0 45 a ra
0 12 a m
860
8 30 a ra
7 12 a m
» oi) a m
Connections at Valdosta with A. V. A W. Uy.
5 ill) a m 4 5') p n» Lv Valdosta Ar 10 50 a m 11.10 p in
8 3n a .n 8 20 p n» Ar Jnckson vllln Lv 7 20 am 7 40 p in
CONNECTIONS AT PALATKA WITH PLANT SYSTEM.
4 XOam
2 62am
2 3L a ra
215 a m
215 a m
183 a ra
100 a ra
12 55. a m
12 22 am
12 Ham
11 35 p ra
1185 pm
iO 84pm
lo is p in
9 42 p m
9 25 p in
8 04 p in
0 50 p ra
Jl 20a;m
9 10 aim
8 48 a;m
825am
8 05 a in
715am
0 25 n m
0 -5 a in
5 45 m ra
6 82 a m
4 80 a hi.
UOp
10 00 p
10 30 p
in 1100 p ra lv Palatka .....Ar 4 00 a ra
m 7 00 a m Ar Tampa i.Lv 7 85 p m
7 Son in Ar Port Tampa. -Lv 7 00 p ra
Connections at Macon Via Central Railway.
5 03 p ra
7.80 a in
7 00 a m
10 00 a i
185 p i
7 45 p r
" P >
4 02 a ra
7 08 a m
1 85 p ra
’ in-1 in
Macon
....Columbus....
. Itlrmlnuham.
1150 p ra
8 40 p in
2 H> p in
....... MnCon
Atlanta........
, Chattanooga...
Nashville....
J .ou In
Ar
Ar
fry.
11 35 p ra
7 80 p in
2 85 p in
8 30 u in
K 14 p in
0 40 p ra
310 p ro
880a ra
i ra
Ceuivai Hallway train leaving Maum, f».r l.'olumbus.aud Birmingham ni 4:02 h. m. makes
<s. »V F. Hy.. connect ions at (\It. K. .rnn«*th»n.
Trains No. 8and 4. tin* •• 1 xU- Hy«r M Iihnv through Sleeper between si'. Lotus. Alo.,
nnd Jiieksmivllie. Km., via d ihro- :h Couch and Bleeper lief we»*n .Macon and Jnok-
Konvltie via VuldOhlu und A V. A- a", ishllwu.v open for reception oi' passengers in ITnhu;
d^pot, Macon, at 0 30 j) in und rcinuins in .Macon Union Depot on lecnru unth 73 ni in and.
can be occupied until that Mine.
WILLIAM CHE*41CLY SHAW, Vice-President,
C B.RHODES .Gon't. Pass. Agent, Mucon, Ga.
O. S. BAZKMORE,
Agent, ■;/.
Vienna, Ga.