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A SPRING VISITOR.
Hello, (here.
<Qot}4 people! Are you aware
Thet i am here.
TIiIb year
Once more
As of yore,
Welling for spring?
In the ring
Along with the poets, hens, Icemen,
straw hnt makers
' Ami fakirs
With sassafras to sell?
Well,
It Is so.
I guess you'll know
IS'fore I depart
"Tout 1 nm playing the heavy part.
1 am the grip germ.
Yon may well squirm
At the name
1 Be'catlSa I am game,
Ami you know it.
1 never make a hit
Except when I dcplrt,
And, bless your heart,
Jin not going yet;
That is a safe bet;
Not for a long while.
There Is a whole pile
Of fun for me around this earth,
And I propose to stay and got my
money's worth.
I don't expect to get much sleep.
I hawe too many pressing dates to
keep
Tor that.
There are too many nice fat
Mon that will make Juicy picking,
And I am licking
My chops In anticipation.
For that matter, idl creation
Is my legitimate i#ey.
Bay,
I’m from Bitter Creek,
And I'm not feeling particularly
weak
Or dizzy,
And, It any one should ask you, It's
my time to got busy,
Is It an Improvement I
The heathen In their blindness
Bow down to stone, we’re told.
But when tlielr eyes are opened
Then they bow down to gold.
How Did He Know?
“A fool uiul Ills money ore soon
parted. 1 ’
“Did you ever Have nny money?’
Knew the Kind.
“Jenks over there Is a coming poet"
"Glad you warned me. I will be on
my gunrd against a touch.”
It is mf
when tin'
It t - .
book ' kju
Christina.-.
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frony
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u>p.
■..Ill
iter Leonard
A doctor Is ape to be out of pntienceej
when he Is out of. patients. t
■When n man Is just living to save* vVil, |
funeral expenses, the neighbors would ... n(U ?
often chip In If they knew his reason,..■■.adding,
for hanging uround.
D L UKNDEKSON.
Lawyer,
pra b nil tno ao.ur.to '.-t'-’up.
‘-’llcfi in Stovall V new
Vusyu/i. Ga.
At .tJhurB® Pun «.ll’s old stand in the
.k' , juid block. We do every
thing smooth and nice in >Hir line.'
PBRT PARAGRAPHS,
When hope plays tho races it U apt
to be a cosily emotion.
An hour’s sloop before midnight Is
conducive to normal conditions for both
bead and purse In the morning.
It Is a wlso bnby that puts In Its
spare moments trying to look like ltB
father.
Love laughs at lock
smiths, but the diamond
It Is not a very wise sou that does-'
not know more than his father.
- ' i'
In these days' of tipping you oven,
have to tip the- scales If you expect
them to tell your weight. ,
P. E. WILLIAMS,
Physician, and Surgeon*
v ienna, Ca.
Office over Walton Bros store.
Halls promptly attended, .lay and right'
People who have money to burn don'ti .... , , „ .
have to. They ee.n afford to buy coal. I «'g h ‘ calls answered Tom Roberts, hotel.
It is a liberal education for a man to'
know when not to butt in.
Too Sisterly.
•Do, Charley, I can never marry you,
but I will bo a sister to you."
“All right. I will marry your older
lister, and you can ho a sister-in-law."
"You horrid tiling! You won’t do
Anything of the sort. It you have got
to be in this family, I will marry you
myself."
Inexperienced.
We know the hired girl bad not
Killed many other datos,
For idle could all the dlshos wash
And not break any plates.
Getting HU Money's Worth.
Newsboy -Extra pnpor, 2 cents! Five
hundred lives lostl
Old Gentleman—Go ’long; you’re a
fraud. 1 Just bought olio for n cent
that had 1,000 lives lost.
PBRT PARAGRAPHS,
Of course In a school for tho blind
there Is no C class.
Love may come unhidden, but It
often goes to llio highest bidder.
In modern days a prophet is seldom
Without proilt in his owu country.
It must bo a bravo man who marries
| woman who can speak half n dozen
languages.
With some- people the lawyer hast
ISuRHmo Mtx’J dealer has been known taken the place of tho priest ns fathen-
to turn the tables on the confessor.,
little fellow. . —
— ' It would be much harder to pick out
An old maid Is evl- a groat man from the herd If he were
donee of good judgment separated from his clothes,
on her part and an old —
bachelor of good Judg- There is this advantage about Gar
ment on the pnrt of all rowing trouble—one is not obliged; to
women. mortgage the little home for securing.
A little learning may be n dangerous To make the thing emphatic, trouble
tiling, but It comes liaudy to bang a usually comes C. O. D.
bluff on. —
— English creditors do not view with
A homely girl may be a mine of Intel- alarm the marriage of their royal
lectual wealth, but she would better dukes to common, though wealthy,
employ a beauty doctor to help her pro- American girls,
moto her properly. ( —
The wages of sin is not infrequently
Cement warranted to mend broken a Job in the city hall,
tempers Is one of the things the wise
J M WHITEHEAD,
DENTIST.
llKNNA. G
L)R t? T STOVALL,
Vienna, Ua.
office in rear of drug store I'
night calls pmmipily uttonduil. f
lion Free in eur office work.
BIVINS & MOE&E1
B1VI1HS M D. HA MilBLKI
Physicians und BuagHoii-,
J®,'Calls promptly answ i re ’
VltCNNA, Ga.
f Send mouel,aiu ■ - hotoolInvention fort
} tree report on p. 'inability. For free book, f
; SsgnaBrTRitDE-HftflKS “ '
I>KS. EDGE* Me-ARI
OORURI.R, animal A.
WiF'Bpoi'ial trontnwat ot c
Caution Is not ns picturesque ns fool
hardiness, but It comes home with few
er broken bones.
Some people cannot see where the
modern club woman is any Improve
ment over the old time woman with
the rolling pin.
A man’s conscience 1b generally so
obliging that It does not give him any
trouble unless he Is found out
It all depends on why It Is printed
. If a man’s picture In the paper gives
him pleasure or a pain.
▲ great many men have never had
appendicitis because the doctor was
afraid they were not good for the fee.
Very seldom dobs a schooner of beer
get stuck In crossing the bar.
If a man does not laugh at his own
Jokes, why should any one else be ex
pected to?
Time and tide often wait for the
hero of n detective story, and lf.thnt
will not cause his purposo to be ac
complished the laws of gravitation arc'
suspended.
Sometimes an alderman’s right hand
does not know what his left hand Is
doing because
each is reach
ing out in a
different direc
tion;
housewife will have on hand at house-
cleaning time.
The postman Is often a talebearer.
As between a pair of work roughened
hands and n pnlr of dimples, the dim
ples have the best of It In a contest for
a husband.
WINDS OP MARCH,
Maroh zephyrs at a merry pace
Play rough house with tho human race.
It's tholr delight In sportive play
To roll a fat man’s hnt mvay.
No pnmool Is built so stout
But they can turn It wrong skit out
To earn tholr pny they fool they must
Fill both your eyos with Ions of dust.
Thun they will round the corner go
And give your ears tho overflow.
It Is a point with them to blow
Conlrary from tho way you go.
And If you tako a backward track
They always meet you coming back.
They twist your muffler all awry
And tear a garment on the sly.
And what they do to women’s clothe*
Is quite a scandal, goodness knowsi
Their early training was not right
Or they would sometimes bo polite.
I wish they’d chase themselves away
So we oould hnvo the winds of May.
Some people tako a hint as serloualj
as though It were a riot act.
1 ft Is doing
Mm an Injus
tice to. speak of
a hard coal deal
er with a strong
accent on the
bard.
. Had a Bright Side.
"Life is not worth Hying, The only
girl In tho world 1ms lurued me down."
“Cheer up, olil man. It might be
woreo."
“I don't sec how."
"She might have married you.”
When templed to drown trouble, re
member that It wenrs a life preserver.
Frequently the lace of tho trano-
t gressor Is scarred.
| Never try to know more than the
man who Is going to leave you money
In his will.
A pretty girl’s picture never doea her
Justice, to hear her tell It.
Often the futher of Lemieels ibat ae
has a rival when a man Is trying to
explain to his wife whore he was the
night before.
Happy is the man who has a' rsd-
hended gin! for th,- ligl.--; of his life.
Politeness does not cost nny money,
and It sometimes makes people asham
ed to charge you.
An experienced fool Is the most ox-
asperating object on earth.
Georgia Southern M Florida Ry.
Local Time Table, i ffective Jan., 5 ,1905.
RE D I OWN
More Expensive.
“Poor man, ho died of a broken
heart.”
“He must havo been poor or tho doc
tors would hnvo called It appendici
tis."
The Athletic Hymjshake.
I like an honest handshake,
A friendly,J hearty
grip—
An earnest grasp that
by its clasp
Betokens comrade
ship.
But when a fellow
reaches out
With evident design
To crush your hand
into a pulp,
That's where I draw
the line.
You meet a dumbbell swinger,
Whose words are soft and nice;
In sore distress lest you won't guess
His grip Is like n vise.
You wish you had a pistol
To make him understand
That later on In life you want
To use that good right hand.
Ho puts an ample pressuro
Until with pain you scream
And dance and squirm, but he holds Ann
And turns on extra steam.
How you would like to soak him
A blow between the eyes,
tf he wore not of such a build
And more than twice your alls.
I don't mind from a lady
An absentnilnded squeeze.
With half a show I whisper low.
“A little harder, please.”
But When a boilermaker .
My trouhjea Would Increase
By making mince meat of my hand
I call for the police.
HAWKINS vlLLE & FLORIDA
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
PINE BELT ROUTE
Local Time Tabic it. Efloct Nov. 29, 1903
North Bound Sounh Bound
718
7 25
7 30
7 40
7 50
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Pavifvillo
Wnltersville 6 43
Double Run li 46
Bush 6 40
Alnpahn li’vr
Steele
Ar. Pitts Lv.6 30
Lv. Pitts Ar616
Ausley 010
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Pope City
Barton
Pinoview
Finleyson
Mashburu
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CONNECTIONS.
Hawkinsville—W ith Southern
s Even Worse*
Tfce man who looks into a gun to boo “It Is Intolerable the way Jack Frost F D ." "Rntsviiie * xenn
If it is loaded generally finds out. .pinches." * ' » Pitts—With Seaboard
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Nos. 3 and 4 are solid train with Througu Ueaches and . arlor niot pers beU.ee o
SlftOOn and Jacksonville, and tarries Puiman Buffet Drawing Room Sleepers between
Macon and Tifton, onroutc between-Jacksonville and Si Louis, Mo. and Chicago, II,.
Nos, I ane 2 are solid trains between Macon nnd Ptlatka, and carries Through
Coach between Macon and Jacksonville. 6
C. B. RHODES
Gon’l Paps, Agt
LEON A. BELL, D. A. P.
Atlanta, Ga.
WM.CUECKL.EY SHAW
Vice-Pres.
J. H. RAFFTERY, 6. P. A„
Jacksonville, Fia.
Macon, Ga.
Atlantic & £nm irghsir B.R
Time Taliia Etlestlte May. 1,1904.
WESTBOUND
STATIONS.
No 1
Dailv
1 No 3 1
Daily |
No 6 1 I
Way cross,
7 10 am
6 00 pni |
Brunswick
3 00 pm
Thullman
1
3 4 pm
Nicholls
8*20 am
616 pm
Douglas
| 8 63 am
640 pm
Ambrose
| 9 20 an.
7 • ■ .ii !
Wray
| 9 84 am
7 19 pm j
Thomasvillc
4 16 pm
Moultrie
b 30 pm
Tifton
0 36 pm
h uzgorald
1010am
8 00pm
Daily
Rebecca
10 44am
8 36pm
Except
DouMo Run
10 tUarn
84flprr,
Sunay
Cordole
11 37am
930pm
7 16 am
Vienna
11 67am
9 68pm
7 12 am
Lilly
12 10dm
10 07pm
8 00 am
Byromville
12 20pm
1019pm
S 16 am
Montezuma
12 60pm
11 60pm
8 45 am
D'AST BOUND
61ATIONS
| No 2
1 Daily
■iu 4
Daily
No 6 j'
Montezuma
Byromville
Lilly
V venna
Cordele
Double Run
Rebecca
Fitzgerald
6 60 am
6 20 am
0 16 am
0 38 am
7 9-5 ain
7 40 am
7 62 an,
8 30 am
110 pm
1 32 pm
1 42 pm
1 63 pm
2 2U pm
2 56 pm
f 07 pm
3 46 pm
5 00 pm
6 32 pin
5 45 pra
0 03 pm
0 30 pin
Sui ur-
day3
Only
'1 ilton
Moultrie
Thomasville
6 00 pm
6 22 pm
7 36 pm
Ambrose,
Douglas,
iVieholls,
Thalmand
Brunswick
9 08 am ! 4 20 pm
9 31 am I 4 62 pm I
3 00 am | 6 26 pm |
12 39 pm
1 30 pm
WaycosB | ,6 36 pm |
Agent on Lino
GEORGE DOLE WADLEY, ALEX BONNYMAN,
Vice President and General Manager. Superintendent.
H. C. MoFADDEN, J.G. KNAPP,
Gen'l Freight and Passenger Agent. Traveling Frt. and Pass. Ag
J.J. MILLIGAN, Agsat, Vienna, Ga.
Gsntnl Offloas, Wayoross G»