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M ontazuira, Ga.
Had the
i Say.
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you It !h .ii hum In
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Her fact
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Pi -’tty,
Her for? -*■ was noi
■'ll iK great
And she
wu rathe
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a)
But, -h
.ier figure
wns Immc..,
Bo m
1 came ”oi
to wait
Upor. 1.
3 girl ot I;
uty shy
Whoi-e
eh arms set
fined quite a
blank
Attract
• Horn all
quarter.^ by
Her
urp Jn the
bank.
E\prcs3 Yourself.
If you don't lllte the slippery way
A single tiny bit,
To show you disapprove you may
With ease sit down on It.
Not Seasonable.
••Mias Jonn'o is a .cold proposition."
"Than you mid b .'or save Iter for
ms "’her g'rl
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rr IS HiS TRADE.
Behold the villain In the pit y,
The gentleman with cuhnlng low
Who. plotting dark to have his way,
To any length or depth will go.
He keeps the heroine at sea
Till thwarted by the hero keen
And shows how . lean a man can be
When he Is paid for being mean.
For throe long ants and maybe four
He works his i lerhande J game.
Keeps gentle foil. In an uproar
And quite lives up to his bad name.
A fellow once printed a poem
And called it “The Beautiful Snow,”
But he left no address, and it's lucky, I
guess.
For him that the public don’t know
The number and street of his quiet retreat
Or the proper directions to go.
When the weather Is way below zero
And drifts ere os high as the trees.
You labor and puff to shovel the stuff.
Your neighbors Imp.ntl- nt to please;
You wish that the bard were out In your
yard
At work In the drifts to hts knees.
But do not censr him ->r s
He merits Aral --erthrew
Hemember, he Is in awing p
For being mean and vile r 1 low.
For when he hires by the ye-
The manager ,
Thut he shall r ■
A villain ci the
Some fellov a you
Are Just as oru-
As an’ v.lialn tr
And j not grt
specify
night a- ‘;ir
oepest dj i
y chanc to knov
. very wh
' OvV
sen i for t
Had Inside In'armatio
“It Is .pu’tiae . sa„ ihn. u* shoe
factories have shut down b use oi
overproduction. There coiiln not be
such a thing.”
"How do yon flyui -i that oir ' ’
"I know withoui ,.gu. ,ng. l am tht
father of thirteen ti!,Moron.”
Changed l er Mind.
Before the two w- married
She cnuldn’t si i pipe;
She rat..er like i a joa clgn
A fragrant ten i snipe.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
Perhaps the letter that never came
was held up by a Jealous stenographer.
If you want to find out all about
farming, ask the man who has never
farmed.
When they had s
She changed In;
Now she war, h>. -
She tboigHf a
■;t dr
let t
It may be that nature is charming
When dl-M-- 1 In her garments of whlt%
But when from your in - - clear down M
year ter ■■
Jack Frost .. rr- '.nil cr a bite
It i-.-mes in your mind the poet to tind
And tell him • for a fight.
i.viles ' e snow If s'mrb-g
\ ilo bu\ ..* .. gu.iant v. ill a sleigh,
But that klr.d.of talfe don't suit those wfc*
walk,
Ai.il ucst ol . trbv. nut way;
Which mokes it suite liurd the man to M*
g-urd •
With favor who print, l the lay.
V’hivc She Pulled Up.
"His wife drove liiiu to drink.”
"Terrible, isn’t it?”
“He thought so She pulled in the
horses In front of a nodn water foun
tain."
Time Limit Had Expired.
"You told nu’ you (lid not drink be
fore we ware mavrled.”
“I didn’t drink—before we were mar
ried.”
THEY ABE MONEY-MAKERS,
Try a setting of our Peerless
Brown Leghorn eggs. They are bred
with espeoial oare to greatest egg
production. Would advise order
ing at once as early hatched chioks
are the most vigorous. Choice eggs,
per sitting of 15, $1.25 f. o. b. Pas
cal. Aidress
MISS FLORA MORRIS,
PeorlesB Dairy Farm, Paschal
Ga.
Wnen iu the city please call at
the city Barber shop, get a hair out,
It breaks the heart of the mother of , , j - .
a spoiled son to see how his wife can 8 ,ave > shampoo and face massagr,
make him step aroupd, clean towels, sharp razors and polite
_ — . .. , • _ attention a specialty.
Don’t judge n man by his salary. He
may have a rich uncle.
A man always wants to be a boy
again minus the sore toes.
Perhaps we say time Is money be
cause both fly.
A faint heart often wins a fair lady
after she is thirty.
Misery loves company, but not bad
enough to look for it In the poor-
house.
Do not Judge a man by his clothes.
Thoy may be only rented.
You cannot blame the man who
wrote “Bedelia.” He may have need
ed the money.
You may say In general that all men
are Haro, but don’t be specific If your
features are special pets.
CITY BARBER SHOP.
ra Remedy to
.Tas Williams, Route 4, Vienna Ga.
Send $1 for formula' ail*
right. It is guaranteed. Bsae
used in this county since June'with
perfect satisfaction. Gan give
fren cc.
ARDNER HOUE
H. N. GARDNER, Propritor
RATE $1 DAY,
First, class table. Rooms nioeljr
furnished. Porter at all trains.
tonr patronaged solioited.
Montezuma, Ga.
■WANTED — FAITHFUL PERSON
to oall on rotail trails and agents for manu
facturing lionet having wcH-ostablhhed
buainuu; local territory) straight salary
$20 paid weekly and expense money ad.
vsnei'ilj piuvious u.permute unnecessary
ncsition permanent; business lucoossfu!*
Encioeo tell-addressed envelope. Huperin
tondont Travelers, 606 Monon Building
Chicago.
A mad dog nev
er stops to count
100 before biting
some one.
It would not be
fair to base a
man’s general
reputation for
truth and verac
ity on what he
tells the assessor.
Never look to
see If a gift mule
needs shoeing.
An erratic keyhole can cause a sub
stantial citizen great confusion after
the midnight hour.
The FRAf KLiN Typewriter.
A btaneard Machine, $75.
Write to E. F. BUMPUS, Washington, D, Q,
Hats and Caps.
For every one at unusu
ally low prices.
Agricultural
implements, wagons and
buggies at lowest prices.
Sash, Doors,
Blinds, Nails and building
material generally.
For Courtecus erd polite ttn irtvt ard Honest Dealings, Cal
vfockery, Glass-
ware and house furnish
ng for all, and at nr
to suit the times. Pces
cn
Shoe? ! f !soes!
My $ho«. line is complete
and *xcef in quality and
in quantity.
Stoves and Ranges
A sohd car load of ranges,
cooking and heating
stoves of the most cele
brated nakes to be found
on the market, and every
one guaranteed to do good
service.
Need a Trunk?*
Call on us for the best se
lection. Suitable for all.
Sewing Machines
Why pay tfte profit to a
wagon salesman when
you can get a better one
for half the money here?
Furniture.
My furniture is ii reach
all, as the prices will con
vince you at a glance.
fffce Sickest pro-
ductoirt. Oentlemen will
find my clothing to be of
the best that can be made
Hardware Stock
j s the most complete in
this section *
Selling at price?
that defy competition.
Underwear and
Hosiery that will meet
your approval in prices as
well as quality.