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This woman says that sick
women should not fail to try
Lydia E. Pinkhain’s Vegetable
Compound as she did.
Mrs. A. Gregory, of 2355 Lawrence
St., Denver, Col., writes to Mrs.
Pinkham:
“1 was practically an invalid for six
years, on account of female troubles.
I underwent an operation by the
doctor’s advice, but in a few months I
was worse than before.- A friend, ad
vised Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound and it restored me to perfect
health, such as I have not enjoyed in
many years. Any woman suffering as
I did with backache, bearing-down
pains, and periodic pains, should not fail
to use Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound.”
FACTS FOR SiCK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges
tion, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don’t you try it ?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Berlin’s patrolmen ere 1 to 340,
Liverpool’s are 1 to 449, London’s 1
to 496 and Philadelphia has one
patrolman for every 511 citizens. On
Manhattan Island there is hut one
policeman to ever 643 inhabitants.
Something New Under the Sun.
A lady in Illinois sent us 12c a year ago
for our remarkable collection of vegetable
and flower seeds and sold $37.76 worth
therefrom, or made 314 per cent. That's
new.
Just send this notice with 12c and re
ceive the most original seed and plant
catalog published and
1 pkg. ‘‘Quick Quick” Carrot $ .10
1 pkg. Earliest Ripe Cabbage 10
1 pkg. Earliest Emerald Cucumber 15
1 pkg. La Crosse Market Lettuce 15
1 pkg. Early Dinner Onion 10
1 pkg. Strawberry Muskmelon 15
1 pkg. Thirteen Ray Radish .10
1,000 kernels gloriously beautiful
flower seed 15
Total . .SI.OO
Above is sufficient seed to grow 35 bu.
of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril
liant flowers and all is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOR l'2c,
or if you send. 16c, we will add a package
of Berliner Earliest Cauliflower. John A.
Salzer Seed Cos., La Crosse, Wis. A. C. L.
A PUSHING LINES.
A party of traveling men in a Chi
cago hotel were one day boasting of
;the business dene by their respective
firms, when one of the drummers
isaid:
“No house in the country, I am
/proud to say, has more men and wo
linen pushing its line of goods than
imlne.”
“What do you sell?” he was asked
“Baby carriages!” shouted the
drummer, as he fled from the room.
A Texas Shooting Wonder.
The World’s Records for wing shooting
with a rifle were “smashed to flinders in
San Antonio, Texas, recently by Adolph
Topperwein. a native of the Lone
State He shot for ten consecutive days at
2% inch wooden blocks thrown in tne air
at a distance of 20 feet from him. missing
only 4 out of the first 50,000 and but ■> out
of 72,500. During bis shooting lie made
runs of 14,540, 13,599, 13,292 and 13,:. 19 hits
without missing. In doing this wonderful
shooting he used only two .22 calibernfles-
Winchester repeaters. His ammunition
was of the smokeless powder variety made
by the Winchester people and famed for i .s
accuracy and cleanliness.
There’s always room for several
—at the bottom.
" Itch cured in 30 minutes by VVoolford’s
Sanitary Lotion, it ever fails. At u. =*
Don’t blame the leap year maid for
trying to make a name foi herself.
f For Over Half a Century
Brown’s Bronchial Troches[have .been
unexcelled as a cure for hoarseness,
coughs and sore throat.
If a tourist from the other side ci
the world should cross the Lnltea
States in October he would be pr •
foundly impressed by the corn
The straight rows of shocks on
immense farms in the west would.ex
cite the traveler’s wonder as much as
the rice fields of Japan, the tea
tions cf Northern India, or the wht
fields of the Nile astonish and de
light the American who beholds tb ;
for the first time.— Philade.pbia Pr*-*.
WOMBN’3 WAYS.
"The idea!” exclaimed Mrs. Kad
ley, I wonder why that woman Is
watching me so?”
Probably, ’ replied her husband,
she s trying to find out why you are
staring at her. ’ —Philadelphia Press.
FI TS, St. Vitus'Dance Nervous Diseases per
manently cured by Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve
Kestorer. $2 trial bottle and treatise free.
Dr. H. R. Kline, Ld.,931 Arch St.. Phila., Pa
alas: too true.
“After all,” said the optimist, “our
neighbors turn out to be better than
some of us seem to think them to
be.”
“Perhaps,” replied the pessimist,
“but none of them will ever turn out
to be as good as moat of us seem to
think they ought to be.”—The Catho
lic Standard and Times.
Deafness Cannot Be Cored
bylocalapplications as theycannot reach th#
diseased portion of the ear." There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by consti
tutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an
inflamed condition of the mucous liniDg of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in
flamed yon have a rumbling sound or imper
fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the inflam
mation can be taken out and this t<ube re
stored to its normal condition, healing will
be destroyed forever. Nino cases out of ten
are caused bycatarrh, which is nothingbut an
inflamed condition of the mucous aoriaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for auy
case of Dearness (caused bycatarrh) that ean
notbecuredby Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars free. F.J.Oh3NEy & Co.,Toledo,O.
Sold by Druggists, Toe.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
Divine Clamor Appreciated.
The family were gathered In the
library admiring a splendid thunder
storm when the mother bethought
herself of Dorothy alone in the nur
sery. Fearing lest her little daugh
ter should be awakened and feel
afraid, she slipped away to reassure
her. Pausing at the door, however,
ip a vivid flash of lightning which il
lumined the whole room, she saw her
youngest olive-branch sitting straight
up in bed. Her big brown eyes were
glowing with excitement, and she
clapped her chubby hands while she
shouted encouragingly, “Bang it
again, God! Bang it again!”—Brook
lyn Life.
Piles toured in 6 to 14 Days.
Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind, Bdeeding or Protruding
Piles in 6to 14 days or money refunded. 50cl
BUTTING IN. '
“I want you to write me a play.”
“What sort of a play?”
“Well, we have seventeen special
ties. Get me up enotlgh stuff to
wedge ’em apart,”—Louisville Cour
ier-Journal. '
ITCHING HUMOR ON BOY.
His Hands were a Solid Mass, and
Disease Spread All Over Body—
Cured in 4 Days by Cuticurn.
“One day we noticed that our little t>oy
was all broken out with itching sores. We
first noticed it on his little hands. His
hands were not as bad then, and we didn’t
think anything serious would result. But
the next day we heard of the Cuticura
Remedies being so good for itching sores.
By this time the disease had spread all
over his body, and h'is hands were nothing
but a solid mass of this itching disease. I
purchased a box of Cuticura Soap and one
box of Cuticura Ointment, and that night
I took the Cuticura Soap and lukewarm
water and washed him well. Then I,dried
him and took the Cuticura Ointment and
anointed him with it. I did this every
evening and in four nights he was entirely
cured. Mrs. Frank Donahue, 208 Fremont
St., Kokomo, Ind., Sept. 16, 1907.”
She: “Doctor said I must keep my
monii'a shut, when in the cold air."
He: “I’ll open the window im
mediately.”—London Tit-Bits.
Taylor’* Cherokee Remedy of Sweet
Gum and Mnllcn is Nature’s great reme
dy--cures Coughs, Colds, Croup and Con
sumption, and all throat and lung troubles.
At druggists, 25c., 50c. and SI.OO per bottle.
BOOK SELLERS VS. BEER CEL
LARS.
“What were the best six sellers
when you were in New York?” in
quired the Indiana literary expert
cf his prosaic neighbor.
“I’m blamed if I know," was the
latter’s reply. “As far as I can re
member we only visited five of ’em,
an’ I didn’t pay much attention to
their location.” —Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
w rg Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens thegums, r educesi nllamma
tion, allays pain,cures wind colic, a bottle
Strange Gifts.
Strange gifts are often seen at har
vest festival services In many places
of worship in Cornwall. Recently at
a Wesleyan chapel in the central por
tion cf the county there were, In ad
dition to fruit and vegetables, bottles
of jam, post of pickles and two chiDa
figures. Such peculiar gifts as rab
blt pies, bottles of herb beer and
“marinated” fish are not unknown in
the same district.—Home Notes.
ggggggg
Verily a Cool Thief.
It takes a cool thief to steal a cake
of ice, nevertheless there is one who
has been operating this specialty in
Overbrook successfully for the last
tv. r o weeks. The mysterious disappear-*
ance of their morning Ice caused con
stant quarrels between housekeepers
and icemen, and some of the latter,
as a result, have been losing busi
ness. The householders frequently
declared that the iceman didn't leave
the dally cakes, and he argued that
he did, and contended that his cus
tomers allowed it to “sit” and melt
in the sun. The ice thief was de
tected in the act yesterday morning
by a milkman, who saw him lifting
a eake from the step of a house near
62nd street and Westminster avenue,
using a pair of tongs. “Drop it," yell
ed the milkman. “Rats,” answered
the thief, and he ran off with his
booty at record speed. The milkman
shouted and shied a bottle after the
runner. It fell short of the cool
thief, however, and crashed in the
street. The lesidents have a good
description of the thief and are on
the hunt. —Philadelphia Record.
Little William: “My father has
charge of over twenty men.”
Little Jimmy: “Huh, that’s noth
ing! My father has charge over
your father.”
Little William: “Well, my father
makes more money than your father.
He doesn’t own the shop.”—Bohem
ian.
CHRONIG
RHEUMATISM
STIFFNESS
Are Speedily Relieved by a Hot Bath
and Rubbing with the Antiseptic,
Soothing, Penetrating, Stainless
CLEAN TO USE
rm harp’s
IHnimehTJ
And grateful letters from sufferers all ovei
the world, prove that this treatment leads 1
to permanent, cure when all else has failed.
Get it to day. 2 r >c. at, all Druggists.
Sent postpaid on receipt of pried if
your dealer does not carry . it. fcfin
ard’s Liniment Mfg. Cos., South Fram
ingham, Mass.
Light SAW MILLS
LATH AND SHINGLE MACHINES,
SAWS ANP SUPPLIES, STEAM AND
GASOLINE ENGINES.
_ * <| Side Centre'
AtlaS Engines
LARGE STOCK LOMBARD
Foundry. Mtshine and Boiler Work* and olore,
AUGUSTA. GA.
“Shall we let Eddie Into our pirate
gang. Bill?”
“Naw. He wouldn’t make a good
pirate—he’s a sissy.”
“He Is?”
“Sure. He paid to git into the
football game las’ Saturday."—Den
ver Post.
WORK WEAKENS THE KIDNEYS.
The Experience of Mr. Woods is the
Experience of Thousands of Others.
Bernard P. Woods, of Jackson
Street, Lonaconing, Md., says: “Hard
work and heavy lift
ing weakened my
kidneys. I was tired
every morning and
my limbs stiff and
sore. Dizzy spells
and headaches were
frequent, and the
kidney secretions
much disordered.
This continued for
fifteen years and until I began using
Doan’s Kidney Pills. Then I im
proved steadily until cured, and nat
urally I recommend them strongly.”
Sold by all dealers, 50 cents a box.
Foster-MUburn Cos., Buffalo, N. Y.
Jesse L. Livermore, the plunger,
who cleaned up $3,000,000 In Wall
street, and now has 300,000 bales of
cotton, is only 28. Ten years ago
he was marking prices on the board
of a Boston broker’s office.
Habitual
Constipation
flay be permanently am-come proper
personal cjjovts with lire assistance
of the one truly Wat ivc
remedy, Syrup a|ligs an dlU'uirojSe nna,
which eWaMeft one to jorm regular
habits daily -tfolhot assistance to na
ture tnay be gradually dispensed with
when no longer needed astliebestoj?
remedies, when required, arc to assist
nature and net to supplant the natur
al junctions, which must depend ulti
mately upon proper nourishment,
proper efforts, and right living generally.
To get its beneficial effects, always
buy the genuine
ixir°f Senna
* _ . manufactured t>y the
California
Fig Syrup Cos. only
SOLD BY ALL LEAD INC DRUGGISTS
one size only, regular price oO? i>- Bottle
■ill
e m
Thompson’s Eye Water
■BOTAHH
/raSSsßra in tl l eJ ’ same soil - with the same seed,
labor and farm expenses, gives from
Two to Three Times the Yield of
jg|3 POTATOES
J , Facts '"are better than any amount
of talk. If you wartt of the facts, let us send
you our FreeL ßook, •** Profitable Farming.’ It
gives the certified reports of a great number ,of .experi
ments made by'farmers. It is brimful of scientific,
practical; money-making information. Write for it
to-day I .’ Address • ■ - •■/tf'
GERMAN KAL| WORKS, 93 Nassau Street, New YoHc
Chicago—Monadnock Building Atlanta, 0a.—1224 Candler Building
NO MORE MUSTARD BLASTERS TO BLISTER
the Scientific and modern external counter-irritant. "j
sb " 'in, . ■ ■"*"*" * 1
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1 EXTRACT OF -THE CAYENNE r ,1 If- -J
1 PEPPER PLANT TAKEN ..'l| i•.. I
DIRECTLY IN VASELINE I 1 B
DON’T WAIT TILL THE PAINTjJ
< COMES-KEEP A TUBE HANDY , v
A QUICK, SURE, SAFE AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAIR,—PRICE 15c.
—ln COLLAPSIBLE TUBES MADE OF PURE TIN—AT ALL DRUCCISTS AND
DEALERS. OR BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF 15c. IN POSTAGE STAMPS.
A substitute for and superior to mustard or any other plaster and will not
blister the most delicate skin. The pain-allaying and curative qualities of the
article are wonderful. Itwill6top the toothache at once, and relieve Head
ache and Sciatica. We recommend tt as the best and safest external counter
irritant known also as an external remedy for pains in the cjtes* and stomach
and all Rheumatic, Neuralgic and Gouty complaints. A trial will prove what
we ciaim for It, and it will be found to be Invaluable In the household and for
children. Once used no family will be without It. Many-people say “ft is
the best of all your preparations.” Accept no preparation of vaseline unless
the same carries our label, as otherwise it is not genuine.
Send your address and wa will mall our Vasellna Booklet describing
our preparations whloh will Intereat you.
17 State St. CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO. New York City
Vgff Curb or Splint
mm T Slg
JJ W I/ixvirrveivt
If penetrates and relieves pain very
W® quickly- needs very little rubbing -and
does no! leave a scar or blemish.
An antiseptic remedy for thrush,
fistula and any abscess.
PRICE 25i. 501 Zt $ |.OO
SloortsTreofise on Horses. Cattle. Hogs ond Poultry*
Sent Free
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Oh! Papa don't forget to buy •
bottle of CHENEY’S EXPECTO
RANT for your little girl.
You can buy It at any Drag
Store and you know it never fafld
to cure my Croup and Cough.
liTYears
[a is a lunii time for on article to remain
fii on the market and retain Its rep
utation for reliability.
1 Johnson s J
* Mo^]imment|
Established in 1810, holds thin reoord. I
Takttti Internally on suggr It ha no **!**** H
in curing coughs, cold*, croup, oolic, vc* ■
2ft e., three time* ns much ftOc. All aeitlor*- ■
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