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THE CARNESVILLE ADVANCE
Published Weekly.
CARNESVILLB, GEORGIA.
King Menelik never knows when
to quit dying.
Rome is now a Newport fad. The
people who use It need it.
Football has begun and the doctor*
are busy saving the pieces.
The facia! expression of n man
waiting at the pbone is not bis best.
The man who really practices what
he preaches does mighty Hu e preach-
ing
Some of the Philippine uprisings
are so hardy that they last over
night.
Scandal is the one thing that never
gets worn out at the edges by being
A married man informs us that one
who tells his wife all he knows
doesn’t know much.
There are 600 room? In Kaiser Bill's
new palace, He'll have to keep a
hired girl, we fear.
Wealthy Americans now coming
home in the steerage could not wait
tor the flying machines.
While a wooden leg may be the
»ad result of an accident, the hobble
cklrt Is a woman's own fault.
And now, since men have proved
themselves the best dishwashers the
women want them to retain the job.
It took Moissant three weeks to
get from Paris to London by airship.
Still, walking would have been worse.
A young lady says it does no good
to "hitch your wagon to a star" for
the darned star don't stop to let you
get in!
It Is hard to predict occurrences
from day to day further than that
in aviation record of some sort will
be broken.
A Chicago man defeated a woman
In a dishwashing contest, It were
better for bis sex had he considerate¬
ly lost.
Now that the Balkan war cloud has
begun hanging around again it is
time to send up a fleck of airships
to Invite it to go hence.
Another naval hero. A captain of a
warship has been seriously wounded
in action. His ankle was broken while
he was dancing at Newport.
Chicagoans will now be expected to
carry around a microscope to see
whether their Ice cream contains more
than 5,000,oTo germs, the new limit.
A New York policeman recently ate
61 ears of corn at a sitting Our only
hope in this connection is that he did
not have an overhanging mustache.
When a man’s wife has gone away
for the summer he ought to have the
decency at least to look downhearted
in the photograph which he sends to
her.
If man had had as complete com¬
mand over the seas as he has had
over the forests they would all be
dried up and crying for irrigation by
this time.
An airship line Is to be established
between Baltimore and Washington.
Those two cities are so near together
that the ground betwen them can be
padded all the way.
Prizes have been offered for the
best poems In Esperanto. This ought
to give the magazines a much-needed
rest, and it ought also to cheer up
the unappreciated poets.
It is a harsh and hasty judgment to
assume that every handsome young
woman who is seen walking with
crutches has been rashly intimate
with a hobble-skirted gown.
The woman who slashed nine per¬
sons when she saw her husband slip
a quarter to a girl In church must
have thought that particular act of
charity covered an unusual amount
of sin.
A New York court has declined Vo
permit a literary society to call Itself
the Souse club. Occasionally a New
York court tosses aside technicalities
and legal verbiage and gets right
down to business and common sense.
The United States forest service is
advertising for a xylotomist. We are
not quite certain what a xylotomist Is,
but the man in the fiat overhead plays
something that sounds like It every
might
Indiana now eats more beans than
Massachusetts, See what literature
does!
We learn from London that the silk
hat is dying out. Occurs It's been an
uncommon long time dying. There’s
no more pathetic sight on earth tha 7 .
a silk topper on Its last legs. Some¬
body ought to put It out of its misery.
Maybe it’s only one of those hot
er stories, though. In London,
ever news la dull, they send out
(hardened reporter to kill the
hat
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TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE! If your dealer
cannot supply you write for Mail Order Catalo*.
W. L. DOUGLAS. Brockton, Man.
Personal—
I possess inf rmation which
cost me a fortune and feel that I should
iei every consumptive know about my
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W. N. U., ATLANTA, NO. 41-1910.
ATCHISON'S ORDER OF SPINS
Unmarried, and Contented Withal,
They Have Mapped Out for
Themselves a Pious City.
There was called a meeting of the
Ancient Order of Spins last evening,
and papers were read on every sub¬
ject, from removing grease from car¬
pels to the sad memories that attach
to a bunch of old letters. The Spins
were having a hilarious time when a
visiting Spin got up to make a few re¬
marks. She said that, while they are
happy now, there was a sad time com¬
ing. “Think of the day,” she said,
“when, having no husbands or chil¬
dren, you will be all alcne.” There
was a sniff and then a snort as Spin
after Spin recalled wives and mothers
who are alone from daylight till dark,
except when some member of the fam¬
ily wants waiting on. The sniffing
and snorting increased in volume as
Spin after Spin told of her freedom
from worry, her independence in
financial matters and the joy of doing
as she pleased. “But we must not
take offense at what our sister has
said,” one Spin remarked. “Let us
show our good intentions by calling
on every lonesome wife and mother
we know.” This was six weeks ago,
and though the Spins have devoted
every afternoon and evening since to
this missionary work, they haven't
made half the rounds yet.—Atchison
Globe.
Illiterate Immigrants.
Ellis Island records show that of
62,727 immigrants who arrived here in
July 12,895, or about 25 per cent., are
illiterates. Illiteracy is no bar to an
immigrant so long as he appears phys¬
ically able to care for himself. Only
W-27 persons who sought to enter the
country were barred at this port last
month.—New York Press.
Anticipated.
Margaret—Did you tell the girls at
the tea that secret I confided to you
and Josephine?
Katherine—No, truly I didn’t. Jo¬
sephine got there first.—Harper’s
Bazar.
A FOOD DRINK.
Which Brings Daily Enjoyment.
A lady doctor writes :
“Though busy hourly with my own
affairs, I will not deny myself the
pleasure of taking a few minutes to
tell of my enjoyment daily obtained
from my morning cup of Postum. It
is a food beverage, not a poison like
coffee.
“I began to use Postum eight years
ago, not because I wanted to, but be-
cause coffee, which I dearly loved,
made my nights long weary periods to
be dreaded and unfitting me for busi¬
ness during the day.
“On the advice of a friend, I first
tried Postum, making it carefully as
directed on the package. As I had
always used ‘creaip and no sugar,' I
j-jjxgd rn 7 Postum so. It looked good,
was clear and fragrant, and it was a
pleasure to see the cream color St as
ray Kentucky friend always wanted
her coffee to look—‘like a new sad-
<jle.’
“Then I tasted It critically, for I had
tried many ‘substitutes’ for coffee. I
wa g pleased, yes, satisfied, with my
Postum In taste and effect, and am
yet, being a constant user of It all
these years.
: "I continually assure my friends and
acquaintances that they will like It in
; place of coffee, and receive benefit
from Its use. I have gained weight,
can sleep sound and am not nervous.’’
"There’s a Reason.”
Read “The Road to Wellville” in pkgs.
j Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
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appear* from time to time.
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The Kid—Mister, Johnn-o says that
purple thing in front ox picture's
a windmill an’ I say it’s a tree; which
is right?
The Impressionist—That’s a cow.
Points to Good Future.
Seven poor children, four girls and
three boys, all about ten years old,
went to a nearby seashore resort, in
charge of two women, for a day's out-
lng. The funds for the picnic were
provided by two boys who sell papers
and who live in one of the two houses
from which the excursion party was
recruited. One of the women in
charge of the children said that the
boys had arranged the outing “of their
own accord. aDd the remarkable thing
Is this: They are not good boys by
any means and one of them is prob-
ably the naughtiest boy in the neigh-
borhood. But we think that when boys
<j 0 things like this they will come
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It’s liquid—pleasant to take—acts immedi¬
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■tores.
The Only Way,
“How can I win you for my very
own?”
"You fellows might get up a raf¬
fle,” answered the summer girl. “I'm
engaged to seven of you."
The more mystery there is about a
woman the more attractive and scary
she looks to a man.
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v Wilson, N. C„ Aug. 23, 1910. +
+ Mr. H. G. Whitehead, Agent, +
+ Wilson, N. U. +
+ Dear Sir: +
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+ 1910, on the life of my deceased +
+ husband, John A. Corbett. +
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A (Signed) +
A SARAH E. CORBETT. +
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