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Tlie Democrat.
A Live Weekly Paper on Lave Issues
Published Every Friday Morning,
at C'ravrfordville, Ga.
31. Z. Andrews, Proprietor.
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yg~ Advertising PiUNTIX rates liberal. BOOK
and JOB G a specialty. Prices
to suit th« times.
Hotel Cards.
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LIN AKL> HOUSE,
CI.AVTOS STBEET, SEAR POST-OFFICE,
ATHENS, GEORGIA.
Rooms all carpeted. Travelers. Good sample rooms
Tor Commercial
A. L). C’LJNAIID, Proprietor.
RATIONAL ATLANTA, HOTEL, GEORGIA,
E. T. WHITE. Proprietor.
This House is now complete with its im¬
SEStefeH improvements.
Being .Situated near tlie Depot and con
offers 5S!f.2.*SrJKSss superior inducements
to tlie
ing Public.
Rates, $‘2.00 per day. Special rate* for
longer time,
rjMIE GLOBE IIOTF.L,
CORKER EIGHTH AND BROAD STREETS,
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA,
Is centrally located, and within five min
Houses!** ]tanks, a Post'Office^PubIit‘' Build
^JrM^ n ' ,USe ’ T ^ raPh
afreet ears pass tlie door, going five to ail parts
*>f the city and vicinity, every minutes
during the day. with aii
The House is supplied the con¬
veniences of a a first-ciass Modern Hotel,
and i* especially well located, and provided
with all convenient facilities for Commer¬
cial Travelers carrying samples.
Each room connected with the office by
bells. Telephone attachment with the city
and Summerville in the office for the accom¬
modation of guests.
Fmmerly G, S. ATKINSON & SONS, Prop’rs. Ky.
of Clemens House. Danville,
sea»Y--fsai an mrwtmm' v mmmsmmmmrammm
Railroad Notices.
Oeonria liailroiul
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BANKING
Sitpi'uintrndf.nt's Office, J
A ,'0Cs'v \,Ga., Nov. otli. 1SS0. )
/'fOMMENCt:,.} SUNDAY, 7th in-tant,
the followin'.' passenger scliedulc
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*0. I WSST-l).lll,V. SO. 2 HAST—DAII.V.
Lv, Augusta inarm m Lv. Atlanta 7:15,a in
I! MinX'll mwainl! « rwivi’il rmi] m
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- Athens .ti-au. IU “ M:woii p m
'^Atlanta r.:43pni; .Y." “ Augusta :!:47 p m
*°-. 3 WKST-DAI 1 so. 4 Eva T- p vi i v.
4r. Aujjusta 5::w p]in Lv. Atlanta 8:4 1 |t in
Lv.cvrvit 3:52 pinlAr. C’f’dv'll 3 : 0 tla n.
Ar. Atlanta 5:00 am Ar. Augusta 7:0« a.,,
\s£ No connection ... to or from ... Wnshnip
ton on SUNDAYS.
$. K. JOliXSON’, eTr. DoiiSF.V,
d ' ( 1 k A Rtnt.
LANDRETHS 5
17Q4 I I l/i SEEDStnBEST ^
X I f UTT not 8< ti^ ' a ParT \ our C*t£ AUUJ.
for
fcone and PricfVk. The Oldest and tHost extern sirs Sssit
fh-omnr* in the United States.
DAVID LAMUUETH 6 c SONS,Pmh-lda..Fa.
oct.27,’80.;-y.
The SPurcst anil Best Medicine erer Made.
drakle Ac combination of Hops* Buchu, M?.rr and
and Dandelion, with ail tne best
4nake9\thogwatest most c%hra tire properties of Purifier, all other Hitters, Liver
Blood ITjuilh
jsar u a tor, ami Jjfc and Rostering
'Zgeut earth.
y 0 disease e YKan posfdbly lou? cxiFt Hop
1 Bitters ar© us%e d^ovariod aud perfect exu their
ope r3 -* on8.FaK» wA^-gorto Iaflr%
Tbt' -r-qvs aT Yu'w® o%cv**S.JTi.i'ii«causo agod ’lyBStMdM
$ L ToehwLow or^K. <i #7 or ^ au f’^ lrr*T'ilar.- r
3 r of the bo AppeUzerV w via uf ‘% and iJd s ^ uIa0
Hop iuire an Without ,® ‘ intQLr* »
I Bitters are
Icating. »ga^ fe^Kcl’ntrs
No matter vrb&tyour or sympb Hop -ca
ajre what the? disease or ailw n e Qt tiae
ters. Don’t vhit until 1<e sic ' : hut if y° a
4 only feci bad or K-vscrnJWe.B you va use them hnndredfl. at once
M It may save your lifa .1 a v e d
| $BOG help. will be Do p-id'jr not suffer a caSse 'a°‘ they let y° ur isi)j frier jot la
cure or >
suffer,but use and urce them%*^'* 8e Hop
Remember, Hop Bitters is no\vi^ •vst'^j^a crcf,?,,,/
drunken nostrum, but the Pu n c Per'
Medicine ever made; tho “{NYALIENSI3ESI/
and HOrE’* cad no person or family
should be without them. C5E23E2H
narcotic«. Ali sold by drugrstfsta. Send J
for Rocbestor.N.Y Circular. Hop and Wttm Torontn. Ift. o^t. Co., .y Af v
GBAV’S SPECIFIC Mkllrt IM’..
VRADS W.ARi The G r e a tTRADE MARK
Engiisli item
e<ly. An nn
I __. S' failing Seminal cure Weak- for
d 5 r’j Spcrrna- 4
7 torrhea, ness, Impo
^ fef tency, and that all^
diseases i-
Sf FBB£ TSIlllS.follow, as Dpsof a Memory, 1 TA8IS8.
sequence of Self-Abuse : as the Back,
Universal Lassitude, Pain in
Dimness of Vision, Premature Ola A^e,
and many other Diseases that lead to In¬
sanity or Consumption, and a Premature
Grave. pamphlet, ., ,
i V*r Full particulars in onr
which we desire to send free by man to
.six packages for oi wi.i be s< eS»g i*‘ " 5
mail on of the money bv
THE GRAY MEDICINE CO,
Mechanics’Block, Detroit, and mi . • }
IS” Sold in Crawfordville lv
where lw all druggists.
Nov .21,1879. j-v.
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! 1) -p i rprr\^>C: ORGANS 1
Golden I > Ti A I leads I I only O Ssr>. Stops Address 5 Set
Baniel F. Tongue Beatty. Washington, X. J.
GEORGE PACE & CO.
Manufacturer, of
Patent Portabl e Cir cular
SAW dOM MILLS Pcstibo jf
a>: Eta ry ENGINES ira
STEAM
eH.SCHBOEDEK ST.,
BkLTWOBE, Ml).
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madame Griswolds
PATRW SK2R3VeiJPPORTING
CORSETS
.J have iwonis the favor¬ &
— 'll m| rfm itc of the combin
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jjf r.it ingcomfort he’ and rf form health to 0 Vfcs %*$ ;,■ i 1;=.;;
-?aace desrree, and
j 7 /OL ni eirarkable hioht<yjpuiarrca by K/aQjj ■ |
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j Lady Canrasseni V\ anted
J.B. fSBESMBSKSSSSSi Putnam, iss state sir«*, Chicaso, lii.
PARKER’S GINGER TONIC,
; Ginger, It at ho, best Mandrake, medicines StiUingia known com-] and
.many other of the are
•bined make so it skillfully in Parker’s Blood Purifier Ginger and Tonic as
;to the greatest the
Best Health and Strength Restorer ever used.
] It cures Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Sleeplessness, Bowels, Lunas, and Liver, ail Kidneys, diseases of Urinary tne Stomach, Organs
]aud all Female Complaints. with Consumption
If you are wasting away or
anydisease,usethe Tonic be, it to-day. will surely Nomntterwhat help
your symptoms may This Tonic drunkenness,] you.
, Remember! cures
different is the Best Family Bitters, Medicine Ginger ever Preparations made, entirely,
]o(her from and
Tonics, and combines the best curativeprop-]
'ertiesofall. Buy a 50 c. bottle of year druggist.,
]wrapi^r^ilisco7^^o^^henmts^IewYork/ None genuine without our signature on outside*
. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM
( I ‘ .. . »—A I Krill
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j TUKTIStONY OP DROGGIS tv.
: v, ’“ b«ve been selling “ Swift’s Syphilitic
j ('»" rgmanvthin^Tn owu t^ i'm^f.wlhc
m nw. W<
i„ V. (i i«KKR* ( ul UosyUi. V hi.
Hint, 1*an kin & 4,amak, AMauta, (la.
I’khrerwn, Samcem A Kev.’.oeds, At
ianta. U*
... \\chavc 1 Atlanta, Gn., July1, »s74 _
. mm*u unhut Swift- hvpliilif
s jc
Specific’’ in tli“ treatment of convicts f«i
ll ,st >' <,ar . :ul, ! is ‘>"<U
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ueHt n(re> of ({{si .. ist . s for it wus ivcum
incnded. Grant, ai.kxa.ndku A Co.
f MMO HS-U
one particle of niorcurv, iodide [lotassiuin,
or any mineral substance. *
TIIESWiKT SPECIFIC COMPANY, Pro
prietors, Atlanta, (hi.
Call for a copy of “Young Men's Friend.”
Soid hereby Dr. If. S. Smith.
Hunt Rankin & Lamar Atlanta Ga,
Wholesale Agents. Apnl28,187«.j-y.
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inritlh’r LiqnidorDry Form act8 at
■i (besame time ontUcdisoaHCH of tho i
m ♦ Liver, Bowels ai Kitejs, ♦
s This ccmJnned action Gives it wonderful M l
l power to cure all diseases.
WHY ARE WE SICK?M
i Because we allow these great organs to be- iim £1
come dogged or torpid, and the poisonous blood that humors should V
ore expelled therefore forced into U c
be naturally.
♦
T m m
L BfLIOrsVESS, PILES, CONSTIPATION,
KIDNEY COMPLAINTS, URINARY
DISEASES, FEMALE WEAKNESS,
♦ AND NERVOUS DISORDERS,
by causing free action of these organs and
restoring their poicer to throw off disease.
Why Suffer Bilious pains and auhes!
Why tormented xrith Piles, Constipation!
Why frightened over disordered Kidneys!
W hy endure nervous or sick headaches!
Why have sleepless nights!
Use KIDNEY-WORT and rejoice in health
^^ngorwpack^^of tWTtw pot up -n DryTcgetoble Form, in tin !
w bjchimik^ ^ six quarts ^ j j
k Ortor^tho^cuDvenicn<fuiso jarAteoinIJgwW Form,Tery Cimoentrafed, that
cannot
t^r^Silyprcpaf^it^j'^tf ctsiottKequalejjfcirn e (/
♦
: GET IT OF YOUR DRUGGIST. PRICC.tl.0O. ♦
r WELLS, RICHARDSON A CO., Prop’s,
gj fWQl i—irmr~ send ■■ the ■■ dry ■ post-naid.) i—nn' BI H. l.XGTOK, VT. T
xjm.
i Dec.lo.’BOij-y.
-
$10 profitable business
that anvene can engage.
Tlw im , inPSS is i0 ea sv to learn, and
! 0U r instrncti* ns are so simple and plain.
that any one can make great profit- from
the very start. No one can fail who is wil
ling to work. Women an-as-m e- -fill as
. ,
Many ba?e S n*iHde"at th<- *nn4™-.*'% i-'S
hundred dollar- in a single week. Noth
gagi aresu^d aTlim eS and‘‘ re.’idltv
you ca*n C enea«e*this ^u-inc '<
• ErSSHSHS "rfte to h r ^ AJi 'V^‘
M (jo.,
A*i'lre«s Trce & Augusta, Maine.
Nov.4,’80.j-y.
fgp Many citizens of C'rawfori'ille and
Tuliferro trade with C. A. Davis i Co ,
1 Greeuesboro’, Ga.
The Democrat S 9
CRAWFORD YILLE, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, APRIL 8. 1881.
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TUTT*S
PILLS
INDORSED BY
PHYS1GWKS, CLERGYMEN, AND
THE AFFLICTED EVE RYWHERE.
THE GREATEST MEDICAL
TfflUH PH OF THE AGE.
SYMPTOMS OF A
TORPID LIVER.
the pSBSPe^SpfS bnck pint, rentier the shoulder
feiario. luih:ess after entinf, vit&adiRin
cBnution io~ eger tienof body or nu nd,
Irritabuitvjpf of temper, h feelin Tiovu of eptritg hfcv i nyatflP .lL.o8 g
niemory, wit a g Plalaa fe
f iected flUtterin* pomiqat f.y earinea^
ci the Heart, DotiTb ef ora th e
eyes \ * -iir-.v ;-kin,'llj»Hdaohe, highly colored Urine. Kestlefs
neeaat night,
IF THE8L’ WARNING! AE2 tTHTIEKDK),
s EBfCGs Diseases mu soon ee oemopeo.
TTJTT'S PILLS Miwolanymlapted to
such uises.iun To tio.se effects sttchat hauge
of feeling as ««ion!kh Hi« miffprer. th«
T Itvj fnrf'MHP fir** AfiprlHf, and cause
body to T.iUm (vii Elest*. theirTonic thna Action tlie system the is
nnrrivhpd.p.ihi by on
lUsetli; r Bejrular Murray ML, are W.Y. pro¬
duced. Trier ’./> enits^ S3
toits hair dye,
Ora v Hair or single w jtiskv'rs application changed of this to a I>yr. Oi.<»sy It
Brack by a
imparts a natural color, hj acts Instantaneously,
fculd byIirtip”ist«,or nent vxpress on receipt of fl.
Office, 33 Murray St., New York.
^ Dr. Tt'TT'8 ot Valuable Information and k
Ueeelj.H (fill be mulled VKKK «* application.M
April 8, *81. j-y.
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Eilo rrmriMrs s nUiiaa'actarH sOadtf Contract af tte
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i esssSSKs&sasa r r vk?f f,t,;r, ! I '^v'liicdK',* 011,1 rosewoodmonid«
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u wiiMtHy >„i,m t>j
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tFISHi ‘TV,*? “ 5 ’il “Y-, tu«
Shipped Directfor-S235.
We €akra«t»o till* Plano to as Rood f« •very r-«p#ct atv) to
present nt tmn>ifotne nn nf,pi ar»n^ r% f!>o»e f ,) J for t! c times
tliis amount, and we IVAlHUrNTit In writing for Lv*- Y -r*. and
reft to the First Notional or Him- Natfr.ua! Hank oitirucity as to
>ur rssponsfUJMy. Send for I fri/sJog;}-., Ai’huMM*
The Meriden Purchasing Co.,
iiaiidcii.Conn.
oct.27,’80.tf.
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Shooting Chills down the Back.
is
and ague. Use without delay Ilostet
ers Stomach J tiers, which
wt" wairnui, k ] nidi s i u stoma n, and'i'm anil irn
parts tone to the live.. Die bowels,
the stomach and the bill nil a gland being
| restored to a healthly condition, the
\X£SSIXL«J2»2£- V £.
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Aicista. April 7 !i. )
OOMMKN^ ING_ { N! 'fs. 71 ^ j"' 1 .*
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l\'k ::<1 f’Tl 1 ^ n<l'i!. Tau, \ iI: l ‘'\ , ilt ;']■-n
i- -1 to ■■ ! families, but
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t . Farm supplies, b urniture, Garden
seed. Onion sets. Flow goods. Axes,
Wedges, Iron, Steel offered for 1881 at
I very low j-rices by C. A. Davis .v Co.,
flreenesboro’. Gu. S-o their new adver¬
tisement in another column.
Poetry.
—
The Bachelor.
In a cottage still and dreary.
On a bleak and barreu hill,
Sat a bachelor lone and weary.
Cooking beefsteak with a will.
Often thus he sat so lonely,
Stirring coffee with his knife;
Saying with a sigh, “If only—
If I only had a wife!”
Many hours he sits thus dreaming.
Dreaming of what might have l>ocn,
’Till the setting sun now gleaming
Through his cottage door is seen.
I Then lie rises,-tjears the dishes,
Ann ^Spilling with itiarijTevil wa^ all around, wishes
i Scatters broken cups around.
■
Soon lie in the lamplight lingers,
: Sewing buttons on to-night;
Cruel luck—Ire pricks his lingers.
Breaks the acedia out of spite !
! So the bachelor sits ami grumbles
Mt the things lie has to do;
He to thread’the needle fumbles,
j And the while makes much ado.
And at last, In great (lustration,
Casts his unsewed garments by,
Murmurs in hia desperation,
“Soon to win a wife I'll try
Miscellaneous. *
Human Trees in India.
There are various tribvs of savages
who successfully imitate stumps and
stones by remaining immoveable in
crouching petitions so as to baffle their
pursuers.
Tliis mimicry is carried to a wonderful
degree of perfect ion in India. That
strange coin try, as Dr. I^vntham says,
“of a teeming, ingenious and iiulustri
mis but rarely independent , population.
It is a country <*f an ancient
and ancient architect ure,” and lie migtit
have added, of a modern degradation.
A country where such a society as the
murderous thugs is possible; n country
where robbers arc educated from chil
'"»«! for tl^ profession in which they
take skill. gr-at^d*, OneVour most oueuljrlio/.stmg shitlfn! and of adroit- tlmi^
"'biifis would lw considered
j ) tljeseIndhi ntstlticiu Vxi>FrU experts Lilt but u n buBL^ini? bungling *irn*i .mu
e "'
The scientific manner in which these
___. lolihers . prepare for „ their raids shows
a
I thorough knowledge of the dangers of
t,,01! calIm ff ;ind l,je lR * st tfuanlsHgiimst
,hc same * choosing darkness for their
their dusky bodies an*,
' ,bs ™“: ih r -rr.‘
dotlios, iiuoiui thoinsclvcs with oil, aud
with a single weapon, a keen-edged knife j
suspended from their neck, creep and
steal like shadows noiselessly through!
llie darkness. If detected, their greasy !
and slippery bodies assist them in ;dud-;
ing capture, while their razor-Waded
knife dexterously severs tho wrist of
any detaining hand. But the most in¬
genious device to escape capture is that
shown by the Blieel robbers. It often
happens that a band of these robbers
j aro pursued by mounted Eglinsliineii,
j and, unable to reach the jungle,
find themselves about to be over¬
taken upon one »f those open plains
which have been cleared by fire, tlie
only shelter in sight being the blackened
trunks or leafless branches of small
trees that perished in the fiames. For
„ men so skilled in posturing , . this ., is . slid- , ,
ter enough. (Quickly divesting them
selves of their scanty clothing; they
scatter it with their plunder in small
piles ovei (f the plain, . covering ... them with .
D»«r round shields so that they have
the appearance of lumps of earth and
attnmt no attention This aceomphsh
Ml, they snatch up a lew sticks, throw
their body into a contorted nositiou,
1 and stand or crouch immovable until \
their unsuspicious enemies liave gallop
ed by. When all is safe they quickly
pick up their spoil and proceed upon
; “;;^v. ,
esting account of these marvelous mini
j I quote the iollawing :
”««fore the Eugiish b had become used
to these maneuvers, a very , ludicrous .. . in
cident occurred. An officer, with a par
t horse, was chasing a small body of
-»** ^
them. Suddenly the robbers ran behind
a rock or some such obstacle, Wuich hid
them for a momest, and when the sol
diers came up the men hvl mysteriously
disappeared. After an unavailing search
the officer ordered his men to dismount
beside a clump of scorched and withered
trees: and, tlie day being very hot, lie
off bis helmet and bung it on a
branch by which he was standing. The
........
Of lnujshter. and flung the astonished
officer to the ground, i lie clump of
' scorched trees suddenly liecxtne meta
morphosed into men, and the whole
party dispersed in diffenit directions
, before tbe Englishmen could recover
,
No. 14
frota their surprise, carrying with them
the officer's helmet by way of trophy.”—
D.C.Heard, j>i Scientfic American.
An Interesting Group.
The planets A enus, Jupiter and Sat
urn now form an interesting group in
tlie south western sky soo-’ after sunset,
Although the small st of the three,
Venus is clearly far more brilliant than 1
tlie giant Jupiter, which she is rapidly
approaching, while the contrast with lh«
dull-lined Saturn tlie upper left hard
member of the gron[i--!s still more tnaife
ed. Jupiter is also slowtv drawing near
to tlie ringed planet, which it will over¬
take on April 21st, but their conjunc¬
tion will not he visible since both plan¬
ets will then he lost in the greater glory
of the sun. The conjunction of Jupiter
and Saturn takes place once in about
twenty years, but it is more than a cen¬
tury since Venus formed with them such
an attractive group as is now visible.
Venus was in conjunction with Jupiter
at midnight on the 2lst ult.; and a few
evenings ago bnturn passed north of
both but much nearer the former than
the latter. A few evenings sined her
near approach to the moon mad.' a bril¬
liant sight. In the telescope Venus now
lias tlie appearance of a half moon. '
During the next two months her illumi¬
nated disc will dimmish day by day till
the planet appears like a thin silvery
crescent of dazzling whiteness and finally
lades away at her inferior conjunction
w ith the sun on May 3d. As a telescope
object Venus will there grow in attrac
during March and April. Iu
fact, the less is Been of her the more
beautiful slm hecoines. Slip attains tier I
greatest' brilliancy on March 27th, al¬
.
though less than a thud of her illumimi
ted am face is then turned toward tho
earth.
;
Romirltablo Historical Pacts.
Tho battle of Waterloo was not
American victory, and it. is a matter of
C’irin- s*, took pail
therein ;
I»oiiiTlinjj-htjus(*H j i
wovr*. unknown in (ho
isJand ol Jiiiin hVrrtatifiez iit tho turn;
Mr. Selkirk rnsUiod there.
1 iaiger-bcer was Unknown in the da vs
i
T’hc O'ltvnn f-unilv '* -ire ’'
f, e on, the constellatlou n Orion. ;
There are no existing Sanscrit maun
scripts of Buss in /loots.
I lie melodies of Mother (loose are lili
doubledly the production ,f Topper.
I’ostagB was not i>reitui<l on the fottom
of Junius. |
'Fiio broken by ofumlms was !
..........
Sani*on is prrlitinn d to have horn the I
first gentleman that ever tiaveled on
his muscle.
The Yankeoism, “Do Tell.” was orig
inaily used by a boy named Albert, to
hi. father, a Swiss gentleman, famous
for his skill witIi tho boiv. j
“Indian corn” would seem to indicate i
that the aborigines had an occasional
need of the services of a chiropodist.
Salt was originally manufactured in j
the upper stories of buildings, hence
sometimes called Attic.
Johnie's j
Story of OJd (iattW\
And now for a story about ole Gaffer
Peters.
One day Jack Drily, which is the
wicked sailor, swears and everything,
t, 'at I *c wm* goin by ol 0 Gaffer’s house,
and lie foun iiiui diggin a well, ami a
hl>y waH 1Ml)Ijll lho rocks in bucket i
a
with a winlass. So Jack he give the !
bov 2 bits, and sed : j
‘Aon go and git sum candy, and I’ll
pull up tor you wliett I get Duck’’ and
the boy done it. Then .]nek lie put Ids 1
bull dog in tho bucket and let him
J^ v| ^| i, 1^,’. H Jack' ,«!'«- h! *'• j !
wjI(i ,io« Then
got ole Gafferses’ cat, and pitched that
down too, and the dog tackled tho cat
run it up Gaffer like be was a tree, and i
Y^din’ like ingens 'lhere wasent
never such a lite.
Alter a while Jack he let the bucket
down and hauled old Gaffer up with tlie
Gaffer, if f hadent come slung yude liad !
a pretty rough time of it, cos that boy’s
«”'■« f- ^ " I
Then Gaffer ho helped Jack git and! the
dog out, which had killed the cat,
Jack and the dog they went away, and
when tlie boy come in site. Gaffer lie
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Words of Wisdom.
J/appir.ess is evident to us in this life
by deliverance from evil. “Happy is lie
who sees the day'” said a blind man;
hut a man who sees oleaiiy Joes not say
so. “Happy is he who is healthy I” said
an invalid. When be is well he does'
not feel the bappiuess of h* altli. , !
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e,v. measure one with his own yard
st:cx may be hard, but it is air. •;
No person can be so feeble or so poor
that lie lias not a duty to perform ; ,
which, l*ing performed, makes Inin one .
wit.ii tlie liigbest and greatest.
the Democrat.
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KATFJi
One Square, first insertion S
< >iie .Squaw, each subsjespieiit insertion,
«>ne Square. three Mouths . A
On. Square, twelve mouths , , H
Quarter Column, twelve mouths , , ?SS
Half Colima twelvemonths
One Column twelve months .
IsT One Inch or Less considered as a
square. \tV have no fractions of a square,
all fractions of squares will be counted as
> squares, l.iN-ral deductions made on Con*
fract Advertising,
To pronounce a man happy merely be
cause he ft rich, is just as absurd as tq
call a man healthy merely because he
lias enough to eat.
Ignorance and deceit are two of the
worst qualities to combat. It is easier
to dispute with a statesman than a
block-head.
Nature has written a letter of credit
on some men’s faces which is honored
wherever it is presented,
Poverty may excuse a shabby coat ?
v»ut it is no excuse for shabby morals,
American Maimers.
isr gs sag, .sgj
A K IHSlKfi SO NO.
The following will suit somebody, so w<}
give it:
Aib —"Let rue kiss him for kit Mother.’I
Lot me ki*s her for her mother—
The bewitching Polly Ann—
JjOt mo kiss tier forhyr mother
t*r aiivotiier man.
Let me kiss her for someliodjr,
With Anybody in Die world.
lior hair so sweetly auburn »
Ahd so gloriously curled.
Let me kiss her fov her “feller,'!
And 1 do not care a red
If he ttips mo on ilie smeller
With his “billy made of lead.”.
Let mo kiss her for her daddy—
The pretty pouting elf—
Or, if that don't suit the family.
Let me kiss her for inyeslt!
The lion is not tho king of beasts—
man is.
A red no.so is a thing that goes with¬
out saying.
Why are people who stut ter not to he,
relied u|>on V Because I hey are always
breaking their word.
Never does a mail portray Ids own
character so vividly as iu his manner of
portraying anothers.”
No 11116 rv (ir ynt.saw a nniV) with in or#
1,0 ilto , ,vo d«>g^ engaged in a battle,
»<» lo,, « ns bis dog was having the best of
it.
The load ambition travels in too nar
rmv for friendship, too crooked for Ioy*,
too rugBy for honesty, too dmk for
science
Very nearly every yowng man under
Kt«nd» liovv to sow It in wild oafcs alul yat
has not the remotest idea of the proper
wa y to plant turnips
The family name of l)om Pedro, tho
Brazilian Kmperor, is Alcantara, and
means a bridge. Very appropriately,
loo, for a man who is supported by his
piers.
There aro ono million more females in
America than :
men, aud man is becom¬
ing quite a valuable animal. Make
much of him, ladies ; lie cannot be will:
you it)ways.
“ H ill you have your oysters Scallop
ed ?” asked a Galveston waiter of a fraai*
customer from Hie interior. “Mav. tho
oyster scalped V No, but yon can scalp
the hn.ter, if you want to. It needs it
the worst kind.”
A young lady was caressing a pretty
and murmuring: “f do love
a nice dog ! “Ah, sighed a dandy aland
ing near 1 “I would I were a dog.” “Nev
mind,” retorted the lady, ‘you’ll :
Nnmrk Call.
Teacher with reading class. Hoy read
“And as she sailed down flu* river
’> Teacher: “Why are ship: called
?” “Boy : (precociously alive to the
responsibilities of bis sex): Jiecauso th.y
men to manage them.”
“Do you pr«t«nd to havu an f(ood
judgement I have ? exclaimed i
as an en
raged wife to her husband •
“Weil, no,” he replied, slowly ; “our *
of partners for life show* that
my judgment is not to lie compared to
An old darkey who received a hard I
goring from a frenzied bull, was after¬
wards relating the incident to a few
friends : ‘ Gen’men,” said he, “I’ve
but d*t was de
A practical q.’KSTiow.
"0 Muses '** on 00 fate;
Ghastly experiment
Life seems to him.
Subject for merriment
Something be ate '(
won’t fat thk penalty.
_ 1 'nmhrk'is 'ihro-'d gi " e
M ;![ garden-gato'swingllig on*Uie lea ’
A „ ( | o v the
A maiden is waiting for me.
will wait till she’s weary, I’m think
wilTwait^tiil , , this - Wight^sUre .. , .
S : ie are
blinking
Am, I’m not the sort of canary
io be kicked for the love of a girl.
;<<•' C'mlits Suits, Childs Overcoats,
(: \ s Seifs, Boys Overcoals, Mens Suits,.
M. n< Overcoat- Evcrytliing very tlieap,
( A. Day is & C'O.