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The Ever-Green Pine.
0b, a valiant tree is the ever-green pine,
That grows on the bleak mountain side:
fear , does , it ....... feel of the wind . , or the ,,
\ot * >ul a
storm,
As it stands like king . its pride.
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The lightning may flash ’round its tall wav
ing crest,
And the wind ’mid its branches may rave;
But it stands mite strength . ..... like a lion .. at ,, bay,
a hero, who 11 ne’er be a slave.
Oh, a sorrowful tree is the ever-green pine
That grows in the sweet smiling vale,
It murmurs forever a low, plaintive song
That resembles a lorn lover’s wail.
It stretches its strong, shady branches abroad
And it sighs to the flowers below,
And it tells of the sorrow' corroding its heart
To the breezes that merrily blow.
Oh , ho.mt.lul ... . tree , . the ,, ever-green pine .
a is
That grows on the hill s slodpmg side;
It shelters the woodbird. gives shade to the
ueer,
And makes cheerful our house, far and
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Then honored and loved be the ever-green
pine
That fears neither lightning nor gale,
And cherished still more be the sorrowful
tree
That sighs in the sweet smiling vale.
— M. J. Riorclan.
HUMOROUS.
“Ahem !” exclaimed the needle.
Justifiable homicide—Sleighing- girls
A roadbed is for the convenience of
wheels when they are tired.
‘‘No,” said the hack-driver, “I can’t
stop; my business is driving.”
The home rule question—Who is to
get up and light the fire ?
“All flesh is grass,” but some people
display more greenness than others.
Human efforts to achieve certain aims,
arc very much like a cat trying to catch
its tail. Just as we think we are about
to succeed, away goes the tail.
A taste for painting ? I don’t know;
He may, perhaps, be full of it;
He did his best to paint a cow,
And— well i He made a bull of it.
A fashion exchange tells of “new
wrinkles for men.” It seems to us that
what is most wanted is not new-wrinkles,
but some method of getting rid of the
old ones.
“This is a most trying situation,”
spouted the little whale, when he was
cut up and put in the boiling vats. * ‘I’m
afraid it’s oil over with me,” and he be¬
gan to blubber.
“Why do all the cold waves come
from the northwest, my dear ?” asked a
fond husband. “Oh, because there is
so much coolness between St, Paul and
Minneapolis,” was the reply.
“It may be,” soliloquised an afflicted
old lady, “that my troubles are blessing
in disguise, as my friends are all the time
telling me, but I do wish they’d throw
off the disguise once in a while.”
Thoughtful Young Lady (to college
graduate)—Who, in your opinion, Mr.
Muscle, was the noblest Roman of them
all ? College Graduate—I used to think
Hanlan was, but I wouldn’t bet a cent on
any of ’em now.
Spiders for Agne.
Spiders were formerly considered to be
a cure in rural districts for ague. Some
years ago a lady in Ireland was famous
for her success in curing people thus
affected. It appears that the only medi
cine she employed was a spider rilled up
in treacle. The patients were ignorant
of the contents of this novel bolus, so
that imagination had nothing to do with
the .natter. In England, also the spider
hflS been called in as an agile doctor. In
Lincolnshire the creature was treated
very much after the above-mentioned
Irish fashion, being rolled up in paste
and swallowed; but elsewhere the animal
is put into a bag and worn round tl#
neck.
The old stone mill at Newport has
been repaired, every effort having been
made to preserve the roughness charac
teristic of the structure. The stones r® at
tlie top of the wall ,, reset , in . Port
land were
cement, and where new stones were
required they were selected from those
011 ^he seashore whose sufaces had been
worn by the waves.
It is claimed that perseverance can do
nil abou things, but the unvarnished truth
the matter is that it keeps it hump¬
ing to run down a scandal.
Faithfulness is always necessary; especially
so in treating a cold, to procure the best rem¬
fully edy, Allen’s Lung Balsam, and take it faith¬
according to directions. It will cure a
Prkef^M^ind'iTper bottle, atDruggista.
The oldest and largest tree in the
world is a chestnut at the foot of Mount
Etna. The circumference of the main
trunk , w0 hucdred „ nd twelve fee t.
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Consumption Frightful off Waste. thousands of .
carries its vic
tints every year. Yes, thousands of human
lives are being wasted that might be saved,
for the fact is now established that consump¬
Pierce’s tion, in “Golden its early Medical stages, Discovery” is curable. will, Dr. if
used in time, effect a permanent cure. It lias
no equal as a remedy for bronchitis, coughs
and colds. Its efficacy has been proved in
thousands of cases. All druggists.
No man is horn into the world whose work is
not born with him.
_
A positive guarantee is given by the manu¬
facturer of Dr. Jones’ Red Clover Tonic that a
50-cent bottle of this remedy Contains mors
curative properties than any dollar preparation.
It promptly cures all stomach, kidney and liver
troubles.
Why is a dog’s tail a novelty ? It was never
seen before.
The Flowers Wither.
The chilling blasts of winter wither the
flowers and the fall. So does it effect the hu
man family, and if precautionary followed measures by evil are
not taken, being chilled is re¬
sults. Taylor’s Cherokee Remedy of Sweet
Gum e*nd Mullein will cure coughs, colds and
consumption.
A young lady wrapped up in herself is a
delicate parcel.— Chicago Telegram.
The purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil
tu i. he world, manufactured from fresh, healthy
liver-., upon the seashore. It is absolutely- pure
a:i.: sweet. Patients who have once taken it
prefer it to all others. Physicians the other have de¬
cided it superior to any of oils in
market. Made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New
York.
_ pimples _
Chapped hands, face, and rough
skin Caswell, cured Hazard by using Co., Juniper Tar York. Soap,made ny
& New
There is no disease so dangerous as the want
of commo n sense.
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The huge, drastic, griping, sickening pills
are fast being superseded by Dr. Pierce s
“Purgativ e Pellets.”
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The devil can never be entirely crushed
while the mule lives.
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Relief is immediate and a cure sure. Piso’s
Remedy for Catarrh. 50cents.
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The color produced by Buckingham’s Dye
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The dangers of Whooping Cough are averted
by the use of Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral.
An easy way to find a lost relative—Make a
will in his favor.
“Be wise to-day; ’tis madness to defer.”
Don’t neglect your cough. If you do your fate
may be that of the countless thousands who
have done likewise, and who to-day fill con¬
blood, sumptives’ graves. Night-sweats, spitting of
taken in weak time lungs, be and consumption the itself if
Pierce’s “Golden can Medical cured Discovery.” by use of Dr.
This
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The two cars of civilization—pion-eer;
f ront-i er. —Ph iladelph ia Call.
Get Lyon’s boots Patent Heel Stiffeners applied
y ur new and shoes before you wear
them out.
The Doctor’s* Endorsement.
Dr. W. D. Wright, Cincinnati, O., sends the sub
joined professional endorsement: “I have proscribed
Dr. Wm. Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs in a great
number of cases, and always with success. One case
in particular was given up by several physicians who
had been called in for consultation with myself. The
patient had all the symptoms of confirmed consump
tion—cold night sweats, hectic fever, harassing
coughs, etc. He commenced immediately to get
better, and was soon restored to his usual health. I
also found Dr. Wm. Hall’s Baisam; for thk Lungs
the most valuable expectorant for breaking up dls
tresslng coughs and colds.”
Thk chicken thief is an annex-hen trick fel¬
low —Marathon indryemlent.
FOR COUCHS, CROUP AND
CONSUMPTION USE
A
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OF SWEET GUM AND MULLEIN.
The Sweet Gum from a tree of the same name
crowing from in the South, Combined with a tea made
the Mullein plant of the old fields. For sale
by all dr uggis ts at 25 cents and 11.00 per bottle.
WALTER A. TAILOR, Atlanta, On.
EPITHELIOMA!
OR SKIN CANCER.
For seven years I suffered with a cancer on my
face. Fight months ago a friend recommended the
use of Swift’s Specific, and I determined to make an
effort to procure it. In this I was successful, and
began Us use. The influence of the medicine at first
was to somewhat aggravate the sore; but soon the
iuflauiatlon was allayed, and I began to health Improve has
after the first few bottle*. My general and able to do
greatly improved. I am stronger, am
any kind of work. The cancer on my face began to
decrease and the ulcer to heal, until there Is not a
vestige of it left-only a little scar marks the place.
Urs Joicik A. McDonald.
Atlanta, Ga., August 11,1885.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
Thk Swift Snccrnc Co., Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
N. Y., 157 W. 23d St.__
A Skin of Beauty Is a Joy Forever.
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ORIENTAL CREAM, OR MAGICAL lEAOTUm
I Removes Tan, Moth-Patches. Pimples,
PURIFIES tS Z Freckles, Rash and Skin diseases, and
rv .u every blemish on beauty,
and defies detection. It has
stood the test of
30 years and ia
sv mo harmless w#
£ taste it to be sure
CO X c the properly preparation
ia
made. Accept
no counterfeit
of similar name.
The ed Dr.L.A.Sayer distinguish¬
said to a lady of
■is the haut ton,
(a patient;: “A*
mm you ladies will
use them, I rec¬
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aud’x Cream ’ os
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will last six months, using It every without Also Poudiv Sub
! Mr* removes superfluous hair injury to the skin
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"CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH."
Tbe Original and Only Genuine,
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Mold by I)rs|fl«ts everywhere. Ask for “Chleh
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THE REST AND CHEAPEST
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AS AN E^CTORA’NnT’^A^Nb EQUAL
It Contains no Opium In Any Form.
ALLEN’S LUNG BALSAM Osits £ Thra* Stas
Bottles, Price £5 Cants, 50 and SI Par BotUs.
The 35Cent Botuea are pot up for the awommodettha
ef all who deulro remedy simply a Cough or Croup Itemed?.
Those desiring a for CONSUMPTION er ea?
LUNG DISEASE should secure the large $1 be talas.
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DROPSY
TREATED FREE!
DR. H. H. GREEN,
A Specialist for Eleven Years Past,
Hu treated wonderful Drnpay and Its complication* vegetable remedied with the
most success; usos
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in eight to tweuty days. by
Cures patients pronounced hopeless the best of
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Home mi u <t □
About it. Remember, If doea treatment not cost you for M 3 »
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the pulse regular, the unitary organs made to dis¬
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CONSUMPTION. I bsve positive remedy for tbe above disease;
s ■•e thouMun’.i a of ol tbe kind and of by loa Its
cases worst :
standing have been vursd. Indeed, i o strung Is my fait
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together with ft VAI CA ItLK TUBATISK on this disease
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MUM ASTHMA CURED!
German Asthma Cure never failt to coni-| give
m S immediate retie/ In the worst c»»es. Insure*
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Itrial convince the moat tkepllcal. Price 60 eta. and
41.00. of Druggists or by mail. Sample FKEfC for
stamp. DK. K. KCHIFFM AN. M. Paul, Minn.
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Blair’s Pills. G R"'^!“dr
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|* KAllCinnC s to Soldiers A Heirs. Boudstam? B1NCL
I 6II9IUII9 for Circulars. COL. L.
HAM. Att’y, Washington. D. 0.
Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh is the ifo
fssaasBl 90 Best, Easiest to Use, aud Cheapest. |jg|
gE Headache, Hay Fever, 50 cents.
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