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THE GAZETTE: TIFTON, GA.. FRIDAS', MAY 38, 1897.
STUFF.
Take away those hiek'ry > witches
That my daddy used to wear '
Out upon tuy Sunday britches—
He has climbed Hie colder stair!
V
They were (peaking of the good
old times of long ago, and bemoan*
ing the degeneracy of the present
“halcyon days.” “Yes," said an old
justice of the peace, “them was greut
times, you bet! We hud justice
court some times a whole week, and
even longer, und the costs rolled
in at a lively rate. 13ut the alliance
killed out business in my line. One
day 1 held four.inquests. Just think
of it, four inquests, at ten dollars
each, in one day! lint them good
The Itiir.or-lluck.
A Kansas paper Ifts been slander
ing our native swine. Hear the ed
itor siug:
'the razor-back is a breed of hogs
raised'ill the south, before the war,
and still to be found in some localities.
He is built on the swine cottage
style, of architecture. His ears lay
back with a devil may care air. Ilis
tail lias no curl, hut hangs iimp as a
dish rag. The highest point of cor
rugated back is 10 inches above the
root of Ids tail. He ignores the slow,
stalely walk of the Berkshire, and
goes in a lively 2-10 trot. Hu always
travels as if he was trying to catch a
train which had just whistled for the
How to Succeed.
Most of our successful men began
life without a dollar. They won suc
cess by hard work and strict honesty.
Yon can do the same. Here is a
dozen, rules for getting along in the
world:
1. lie honest. Dishonesty sel
dom makes one rich, and when it
docs, its riches areas a curse. There
is no such thing as dishonest suc
cess.
2. Work. The world is not go
ing to pay for nothing. Ninety per
cent, of whut men call genius is only
a talent for hard work.
.1. Enter into that business or
station, and he had a quarter of a ■ trade you like be3t, and for which
The
l mile to make to gel there.
old times is gone, and I fear they’ll ’ llloroug | lbre( j razor-back prowls
never return, and he heaved u sigh around in the woods, living on acorns,
like uuto the exhaust of a locomotive
os he headed for the scenes of his
former glory in a neighboring county.
There is no reason why homo-
seekers should not be favorably im
pressed with this section. Ic lias
everything to commend it,view it from
whatever staud|x>int you may. The
climate is the best in the United
States, year in and year out. No
portion of the union can siiow a liner
nuts and roots, and if necessary can
nature seems to have fitted you, pre
vided it is honorable.
4. Be independent. Do not lean
on others to do your thinking or to
climb a tree like a monkey. Oc- | conquer difficulties,
casionally he crowds under a gate ®* conscientious in the (tic-
and assists in harvesting his owner’s charge of every duty. Do your work
corn crop, and if he has any time to thoroughly. No one rises who slights
spare from his owner's crop lie will hi* work.
turn in and assist his neighbor, often | ®* Don’t try to begin on top.
working at night rather titan see the, Begin at the bottom and you will
crop spoil for want of attention, lie fK ‘ surer of reaching the top, some-
never knew tho luxury of a sty. He time.
woiild’nt get fat if lie could, and is •• Trust to nothing but God aud
only lit to kill on the day of eternity, j i ,ar 'i work. Inscribe on your ban
health record. The soil is product-jCrossing the razor-back with the ;m ‘ r: “Duck is li fool; pluck is a
ive und easy (to cultivate. The peo- blue bloodstock makes no improve-
|>le are warm-hearted and hospitable, j luent. The only successful way is
her
8. He punctual. Keep your up-
H. H. TIFT, ,
MCALI.K IN
DRY GOODS AND GROCERIES.
stock Clnwerie* uusiirpasae l In Tifton liry Good* all new aud well selected. Price* to •
e t.niiM. Mil fills, slUHiS, slums, Lulle* Shoe* nn*nri»:i**ed in quality betwt
stum und Valdosta. ; £r* New K«M»ds arriving dally.
X M. PAULK,
Hula bought the stock of Mitch Gaskin*
BIG DISCOUNT
and ii> .selling it out to make room for
NEW GOODSiA^
If von want Bargains call on him before they
arc all gone. lie sells everything, from a
In a k of
SUIT OF CLOTHES.
of a
NEW GOODS are coming in every day and the old stock
is going for a song. Remember the place,
Gaskins' old stand in Paulk building.
(v6-nqo.’97-tf.)
TIFTON, GEORGIA.
and morally and socially they, leave
nothing to be desired. To our north
ern aud western friends we would
say, visit the mid-summer fair in
July and spend at least a week here
among the peach orchards, vineyards
and corn and cotton fields. Get ac
quainted with our people—talk with
those who came from the north
und West und settled here several
years ago, and with our old settlers,
get all the information possible, then
you will be in the right frame of
mind to see some of our hustling
real estate men, wiio ure ready to
show desirable property in town und
country and to close trades at aston
ishingly low figures, the value of the
property considered—do ull this and
thus pave the way to prosperity and
happiness.
to cross him with a locomotive going pointment. Be there a minute be-
80 miles an hour. He then liecomea I° re bine if you have to miss a din-
an important thoroughbred and the 1Kr *° *^° * t-
railroad pays for him at the rate of j ®* Be polite. Every smile, every
50 cents a pound. The ham of a j Sen tie haw, is money in your
razor-back is aimast as juicy as the pucket.
ham of an iron liredog, lint not quite
as good eating as sassafras bark. A
man who is authority on razor-backs
says a razor-hack is tho only bird of
prey that is amphibious in its habits
and can lift a gate off its hinges
without ruffling a feather.—Cotton
wood Falls (Kan.) Leader.
Something to Know.
It may he worth something to know
that the very best medicine for re-
storing the tired out nervous system
to a healthy vigor is Electric Bitters.
This medicine is purely vegetable,
acts by giving tone to the nerve cen
tres in tlic stomach, gently stimulates
*.* {the Liver and Kidneys, and aids these
People should be careful how they organs in throwing off impurities in
let their tongues wag, especially ‘ho Wood. Electric Bitters improves
i * ; a the appetite, aids digestion, and is
when some ones character is at 11 , . ® t , . • i
i pronounced by those who have tried
take. 1 here is no more pestiferous j j t j|, e ver y blood purifier and
10. Be generous. Meanness makes
enemies and breeds distrust.
11. Spend less than yon earn.
Do not ran in debt. Watch the lit
tle leaks and yon can live on your
salary.
12. Make ull the money you can
honestly; do all the good you can
with it while you live; be your own
executor.
The Best Itenicdy for Rlicmim-
tisni.
Fairliaven (X. Y.) Itcgisler.
Mr. James Howland, of this village,
states that for twenty-five years his wife
has licrn a sulTcrcr from rheumatism. A
few nights ago she was in sucli pain Hint
she was nearly crazy. She sent Mr. How-’
land for 1 lie doctor, hut lie had read of
t'hanibi rlain's Pain Balm anil instead of
w. it. t.ovn.
E. A. HIICK.
LOVE & BUCK,
Bankers and Wholesale Grocers,
TIFTON, GEORGIA,
Agents for the celebrated Long Horn Tobaccos and Top Cigar
goim* for a physician he went to thejettes, with which we can supply the trade at contract prices.
. „„ store and procured a bottle of it. ills, 1‘ublic patronage is rcspcctfullv solicited, and prompt at-
pcrson in a community than » slan- nerve tome Try it. bold for■ o0c, wife did not approve of Mr. Howland’s tention given to the smallest as well its the largest orders,
ilorer, und yet I hau* heard charuc-j or * 1.00 per bottle at J. J.^Ciolucn «I purchase at first, but nevertheless applied j ^
ters torn into Hinders by people who' tifton, ^ CrabtrecN Sparks. tj ic p n 1m thoroughly and in an hour’s ; _ —^
sit close to the pulpit and say amen | A TliTL.r YoutU.M ! ,inM ;.*T *° co *° s '° < f s,lc
. . . . i :■ 1 ® applies it whenever she feels an ache or
the loudest, as well as by the scribsc , j t lt> 8C |,| om that HO much sound a pain nll( i finds that it always gives ro
und pharisee?, and at such times I «md valuable business ad vice to young! lief. He says that no medicine she ever I
find mjself wondering bow long it I|lfJ|| presented in such a plain, ,lse ‘l did her as much good. The 2.1 sun! 1
will be before the devil reaches out wky M Ulat ^l.ich f^.^Wccnts size, for sale hy the Tif.nn Drag i
after ltis own. , f rom l | lt . \ew Orleans States. The ' — ,
I States mites that a large majority of j It has been said that very few per-! j havc botiirllt the stock ;tlld lixtltros of W. !’. Kell I roe
iCOOD WHISKIES
MAKE US FUWWYj
iMeau Whiskey Makes us Sick.
disposed to ineaMtrc merely “die.” The banker I
e,i tho amount of service rendered by,“passes in bis checks” the cashier qqqq yVINES, GOOD BRANDIES. GOOD BEER; in fact.everyth'
*>. ‘b« " f l ,a - v received. If they “goes to Ids last account,” the mug-; ^ •’ (;<)OU in lilL . j ,j,. wor |i„ e . a “- :
1., are well paid they work zealously, if wump “joins the great majority, thoj r , , a ri^p r T“V?
d; poorly paid they are dispirited and saloon-keeper “seeks the spirit land, ’; ^ ^ • • Lv..X inf..am \v. r.
It lias been said tiiat “jicets are jemployes ar
born, not made." If this be true
the editor of the Waycross Herald
bus long hid his light under a bushel
No one ever, even remotely, suspected
him of being a poof, notwithstanding'prone to “slack ofT,” arguing that j the gambler “shuffles off,” the stable-1
iic* lias bi on u shilling literary light anyway they are giving a dollar’s; man “kicks the bucket.” the spiritual- j
in Georgiu journalism for upwards! worth of work for a dollar. ist “gives up the ghost,” the account-1
of twenty years. But the cat is out; This is true in a narrow sense, but ( a»t “goes to bis iong reckoning,” the'
of the cloth receptacle and we shall the true poliey in a broader sense is printer “joins the heavenly choir,”
look for frequent thrilling effusions for an employe to disregard present and the editor “goes hence to claim r.
and expect to keep on hand nothing lint
GOOD WHISKIES.
.’thing
i—I
l liis allotted task to the best of his i table near the throne.’
lability. In the rare cases where an nuckfeu'; AmtaTsalvt. -.
employe is so shoruightccl as not to The best salvo in the world for! CATP ST A RT.ES
{ recognize and reward faithful service, - cuU> bruises, sores, ulcer.*, salt rheum, awi'iiV iM
.the employo who has done Ins full *' - 1 1 1 — ,j 1 * r
front his gifted pen in future. Here j pay and, looking to the future, doia pair of golden
is the eye-opener:
Hit* river may iKickwanl loll.
Ami the Cuban* HkM ami a tb.it.
Rut while we at the helm stand,
Tho Herald will ho a Democrat.
The Grandest Itemed)’!
’ Mr. II. B, Groove, merchant, of
Chilhowic, Ya., certifies that ho had
consumption, was given up to die,
sought all medical treatment that
money could procure, tried all cough
remedies he could hear of, but got
no relief; spent many nights sitting
up in a chair; was induced to try
Dr. King’s New Discovery, and was
cured by use of two bottles. For
past three years he bas been attend
ing to business, and says Dr. King’s
New Discovery is the grandest rem
edy ever made, as it bas done so
moeh for him and also for others in
his community. Dr. King’s New
Disoovenr is guaranteed for. coughs,
colds and ooosumption. It don’t fail.
Trial bottle* free at J. J. Golden’s
Tifton, and W. A Crabtree’s Starke.
laving oil
TIFTON
T]
'W NtVv-Uk’:’, •'
I’fe JgW s'i
duty can find employment elsewhere.
And if he does not gel promotion or
higher pay in Ins old situation—and
the rewards cannot always he given
—lie will at least have steady em
ployment, for when it is necessary to
lay off a certain number of employes,
be sure the best and most faithful
will be retained, while those who are
always watching the clock for quit
ting time will be discharged.
The young man just entering upon
a business career would do well to
take this fact as a guide for his own
conduct. For him present pay is a
matter of little importance oompared
with the opportunity to establish a
reputation for honesty, seal and in
dustry.
fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, J, . KFII FY
chilblains, corns and all skin crup-1 ’ ’ * ' 1
tions, and postivcly cures piles, or no
Proprietor.
TflcpIioiK* No. *4.1.
pay required. It is guaranted to
give perfect satisfaction or money re
funded. Price 25 cents per box.
Sold at Golden’s, Tifton, and Grab-
tree’s, Sparks.
The whistle of the locomotive* cun
be heard 8,300 yards, the noise of a
train 3,800 yards, the report of a
musket and the bark of a dog, 1,800
yards, the roll of a drum 1,000 yards,
the croak of a frog 900 yards, a
cricket’s chirp 800 yards, a dinner
bell two miles, and a call to get up
in tbe morning and bnild a fire can
be heard by the average husband half
an inch, it everything is quiet.
HOTEL SADIE
BARBER SITOP.
Hot & Cold Water Baths always ready
Cringing, Shnni|MM»ing, Bh»mliiu‘ing and trim
ing ladle*' Hair a apcrlalty.
II. BATTI.K. rmprirtor.
W. C.SPURLIN & CO.
REPRESENTING TIIE
Best Fire, Life and Acci
dent Companies.
OFPIOK IN TIFT BLO O TIPTON, QA.
Livery and Feed Stables.
Rtsi-Class Wte and Me Teams to II
TIFTON RESTAURANT
—AND—
Boarding House,
rin Park*’ Building. Main Street.)
LOUIS MEYER,Propriety.
pock. l*rr Quart. 30ct». Fresh Fl*h, Frulta
and vegetables every d«y.
Boot and Stn* shop. All kinds of fepalrbttw
and shoes made to order.
Everything ftra-cioa* nnd guaranteed to gtv*
satisfaction. vS-u33*f.
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