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IT STEVEYS & FILLER.
VOLUME S.
THE PLANTE Us’ WEEKLY
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VRftxf* —TWO HOLLARS A YEAR;
‘• OR OX V, DOLLAR AND FIFTY
OF.Xi’S IN xriVANCK.
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J .rT) H N C. UEI I),
TTORNEV AT LAW.
r_s9.lv. D 'wnmhoro. Georgia.
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UL.RIK4. WATCHES
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Bp;fi; <n ters -.*d -r-uil: • petfullj Jft
l j - rtii ‘in* re-ie ;*f titie • y Kjl
jMHi tiie .u'.'ilc >n genera!, that ht ha
Mcttire4 M ttwettttfctrt,
and Till -sonstantly keep on hand a well edec-
VH <t..ok of
Ctockt. Wnlckei * Jewelry,
an l v I .oil; than over. Call in and try
h<:. ,:r *U Vatohev and Jewelry, also.
aerate-: ■> as if! o >f ir e !}t the M stand.
j. r. % iur*.
Ore • U>, MitSO UIS'. If.
.sojiMi'MV mm house.
i a^arirr.
STIH IKTII'T TIIKIR I,T> RTASd,
OrynMt- t?<. I k*>TMd No Jlfi
>V ‘• ** t- ••'• <!>-♦r\t I V**’- • * <•>* •*<
r ITS LARCJ2ST STOCKS
i\ slirt BMT!K!D lOINTKI 5
O ‘ •,* 4 f , sf Rvff . A. civ* io i* #
ftrair 4.id Fancy Ms Trade.
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Which tliev will toll
at new Y<>l*K priper.
Prtee Before VMay
-4 */• • : G .•t • 10 !i I ft l
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lie*, if writer, ‘(irynkt fee.. *r
1 1 VE er-naiieutl'. -smnliehed
Aft a ;.;*v, •!,-. rs. Tp* nos Pen
•*.* th*| ,- S tr- !'••■o. if.t of a
Pine |*<H of 1 aterinl*.
ajn! w>jM .tutorliuiy keep >m hand a good
w assortment of
W nt|< -|j|4 Baxxt Barite**
of rilKlft MVW *.)d the N’Om'HKRN
l& \lf-fORS p>jt up in the most work
aian'ik* naun ,, r of the heat material
S3T R--p\lrUig dime at the shortest njf:
tico. f.f tii I, 1860-ts.
woricc.
Sf Pj VRR-J, h vingr tieert burnt’
rat’<aa iloft to get an -ti.-- .•Ut*-ln ■>.
lie is !•* v st y n< [n thenooca for me riv he!.
1r Dr. .it mrr, “e. P w*bc‘t the patronai;-
Os t* ** who may e*r%otit. tnd rho are willio;
(• ...a for t.
globe 11 < >TEL.
Aims MuutiaicY,
I’k •phii tom.
, i -.XtoTHB.—
Rasaungera holding Through Ticket*
etrrioi! to and from Ihu Hate) free
r VA~‘o.'vw aa law -1
X Weekly Joarnat—'-Oovoted to Home LUeratare, AgdeHltore, Foreign aM Bomestio Sews, Wit, Earner, &c.
ir AAtfitlwemg.
REMOVAL.
WS hereby irive notice to >ll ot our friendg
*nd custooiers md the pnMic gi nerßy, that
we hate been compelled to mote to
Mortons OM Stand,
(in order to avoid Litigation,) where we ta
ped to regain until our ihw House is com
oleted, eh’cb we hope will be but aahoit
tiuie, nod in order to reduce our
Large mad Complete stack of
Fall and Winter Goods,
VO vill offer
Extra laduceaeits,
weare deti iirined nottv be undtoold by any
.)| t<:T H -nto or foreign competitors, all we
ash of anv one is t ciwne and
EXAMINE OUR STOCK.
** tec 1 1'fi.ftdt lit, that tk* inducement# we
*-‘r. can i t tail id ?i* e Ifvoeial satiFfcct on,
*'t ...ffer fif)t)D
Goods at Law Prices,
o'ir stin k consiatr ot > very linfig uwually kept
in an up e<it>try Town, met) as
Staple and Fancy Dry
GOODS.
R'MWVH'ivs of ah di<e.riptMMm, Cloths and Cwsi-
V.-'t nes, H*tn and Cups, Tweada and
K out, HUokiis. Lattice tventleiwen awd
chtl Irriisthw.-K k-tfii i Maid* ate, Crockery
PaiJr** hoHobS, e. ne WOUt i
va'l per'M’iiwi’ a’rei>t>n t> ou# Ktock of
GEOKUIA MADE GOODS,
i'icii s Kerseys, Turds, Caaiineis, Sheeting
•■'d Sbirttny, t)si,shu*gs, W.xrl Huts Ac. We
wiH wt.tsr.v otter .id roods, at Jiw Tori
I’wo bl ow* the i a tootses ’ getting then
‘.vtv, -ah am* see us, e shall charge nothing
lo ali.iwing our hut wd* take pleas
•Me mi dt.tug m>, dant buy In fore you eiatuin*
<>ui ■ A as von wig’t regret it afUu- it is too
late. •**. CV mt *tl
*iXir£LW, JACKSON A CO.
10th OcA I**o til! Slid Aug. 181.
Copartnership Notice.
Ur r f, tu* undeirned, bating formed a oo
partnorship for the purposa of carrviog
•h the
eummaio
Furnishing (tood*s Business,
%nd having bought IT tsar C. Watr's
ineercet in >he old tirm of Otfcfce A Weaver,
woeld inf irm one friends and the public gen
erally, that we offer
Extra Inducements
in th sale of what goods ve now have on hand.
iuf aljct is u> reduce the present stock, •
we intend t > offer one of the
Lnrgeaa sad Bee tteeefce es
Clothing and Furnialdng Good*.
ever offered to this community, we intend tc
make this a
BUSINESS OF ITSELF,
and therefor, our stock will he complete.—
We hope that by strict attention to bus
ness, to merit a Hbe>el share of rent natrou
*€e. CRABBE, PORTER ft CO.
B R OHABIfE, I L ft. JACKSON
j. r POitTeß. f j. n. winkikld.
August 19th, 1860.
aviTsTovifS!
GUNS!
(GIB undersigned has put up n shop for the
purpose of Maktmg ana Hepafrlne
Ooulilc tarns, allies & Pistols.
I will do-all work entrusted io me with neat
uess ai;d dispatch, on reasonable terms, and
yarrwtt it tag Hitt mt a Coll. Sh<rp over
I. P. Ahlstrous’ Jewelry store.
W. if.l WALTER.
Wreenesboro’, July 18, 1860. —3m.
ARMSTRONG & WILSON,
ffl avinq to cjflSP Their business,
B-Xpropoiipto give all, who arc willing t<
riatronice them, the advantages of the profit,
in their entire Stia k of by
Soiling Them at Got..
All those wishing to purchase Spring, ftyrflnifr.
Fall or W r i'o'er Hood*, would do well t<> gne us
a call before purchasing elsewhere, as our pro
position in all eases will fig
Strlctlf <•.
(Ve also, propose to sell our Sti re-Ilouse and
{*■?. which is ilecideliy thp Lest Stand in the
Town of Pentie)d.
Jijr Ail thr.se that are in arreares in settlc
ngthe;r aounppts. are respectfully requested
to suttla by AT .tit if thev bov’nt the money.
AKMStROh'G A WILSON.
Pc-nfield, August 2nd. - iv4m.
GE SOftd l A \t.INI FACTO KX
or
BADDLF,S & MADNESS,
ISO Ur<t4 Strrri,
VXD Ell A (TV VST A HOTEL.
IAC II INK 6TRKTCIIKD BKLTING
or
Oak. Htmlnrk llnd lloh-or.
li< R.i*4tnf Oik. lb mint If U*l Rubber.
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rETBIKT9M.
o*. Arpt ML )M<l 4m.
GREENFSBORO’, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY MORNING. NOVEMBER 28, 1860.
New Advertisements,
EVERY PLAMTER
SHOULD HAVE A
Rcliakie Fire aid Bnrtlar Proof
SAFE.
In a community like this, where many
weelthy persons reside on plantation•* remote
from neighbors, and who sometimes have oc
casion to keep large sums of money or ctstli
jewelry in their houses, or have valuable doc
uments to preserve, every prudential consid
eration requires t at thei shoo’d have smut
safe depository for such pro erty, that’t mvy
he entirely secure from the accident ot tire ot
temptation to robber . The loss of a ingit
account bo k or ■ ther documen', whether he
tire or abstraction, may ir yolve ua owner in
irretrievable ruin; nud it therefore ad-uonish
es all prudent men to effect a kind o perp,- tu
al insurance against such calamities, arid the
cheapest and most effwtual one is the possts
sion of a tire an., burglar pr<>f Safe. Manv
persons, watitinc such depository carry their
money, sonietimes ’arttc sums on their persons.
Others ufde it in secret places; others, whose
entire fortune is InTW.ed in stocks nnd bonds,
are known to keep the of such in
vestments in wooden trunks or tin boxes lia
ble at any time to be destroyed by tir or ta
ken by theft. Moreover, if the portents of
the times indicate political and dome: tic com
motion, this is a stiong reason far procuring
a safe deposit fiir money and valuables within
the control <>f the owner. This security is af
foided by V XI.ENI INE .1 BUTLER’S ALUV
PATENT FIRE ANP Kn<4L VR PR()o)
SArii. Til!? is fuade upon flip vaporo
ing principle, which is the only reliable one.
being filled with natural salts which remain
perfectly dry until heated when they dircharg.
such a volume of steam that the burnfng ot
documents is rendered impossible. Puiine
the twelve years that they Imve been in ns*.,
although hundreds of them t ave hoen sub
j.cted to the severest ordeals, not one of them
na* had its contents destroyed by fire; nm
h s the burglar succeeded in a single insiat.ot
in entering them. The locks are powd..
proof, and the key can be,carried in the vest
pocket.
Prices of sixes suits'! for Planters, f ‘ls,
S7O. SBO, $95, $lO5, slls, $i 25. Transput
tationexpens’ sa did.
Also. Safes for Merchant , Banks, Count}
Offices, Ac. For side by J. A. QUIMBY,
3 *Vr enVioek, Augusts Ga
Oct. 31st 1880.—Untfl Jfwih Ist, 18fi‘.
leandkr c. df.ming.
254 Broad Street 25-1.
UNDER GLOBE HOTEL,
Dealt r in Fancy and Vty Goods.
I hava anything you want, and at the
lowest prices.
Augusta, Ga., Sept. 26, 1860. ly.
NEW FALL
DRY
G OODS,
1860.
H tringroec iveOnur stock of Fall Dry f?ood.
(all of ahi b urc fnttrely new, having nc oltt
stock on hand) we take tfiis occasion t.n cs).
’he attention cl the readers of tbo l .'Plantes
Weekly ” to our floods and prices—
OUR STOCK OF
Dress Goods,
KERSEYS AYR BLANKETS,
HOOP SKIRTS.
ind all other articles in the Drv ffoods line is
■Till and complete, all of which will he so and i
■iricesto (suit the short crops of Coifon nt.d
Com Planters will oblige us hi catling n<it
Xfttninine for theraselve which will cs’
-hem vathivg.
KFAN k PL A PK.
2'id deer -*h'vt G .'he C“rn*r
?‘>B Hr. ad St-'eet-
Aogusia, G a. Sip* 96, thuo- —\y
SOUTHKKN RIGHTST
% 0 UCII has hee - i *ai i of’ate ah. ut Sou'h
ern Right * and Southern T ,Je, <■
eially since the Charie -t’ r: Cmcent'. n,
Y.*u can n iw, “show your faith
hy yoqr Works. 1 •*
J. W. WIINFIF.I D
Offers for sale IIARNKSii jf all kinds, made in
this city, out of the he* .toutbern mates ini by
soul jam man and he will give a Souther n tear
ran tee. for all w,iyk d-.ftp ip )|ia s}iop, )le is
prepared to make, to order, anything tr< m a
‘hroat-latch of a Bridle to the finest Carriage
Harness.
*as~Call at his shop in front end of Brotliei
Copelan’s L'very Stable au4 you tytll lift waited
on hv a tdoutlitrn man. 0. W. GROGAN,
reenesboro. May 15. [feb.22-ly] Agent.
THKOTVJa*
9HRBI.EWORKB,
sirfei.
Sear Ike Lon,. r Market. Auffueta, Ga.
MARBLE MONUMENT#.
TOffRSTON N, AC,
AXjIO
MAR RLE MANTES.
And Furniture work of all kind*.
From the Plaint It to the mint fyahorute,
AeaigOid and ftinkM I* wear at abort no
tic*.
Ail work far th eouatiy rarvfullg Bowd
and forwarded.
and Jjospt, Ha, A pt. **, Ifckh, ly,
MISCELLANEOUS.
grr ~~7” -
% I Hts K.iew.
■ ! 'Hf
I” ft! III! BP NT \.
If we know tL•• cures :in<l
Crmnling ■! -nr miglihor’s wav.
Iftwo knew t -m-s,
dß‘.re|y gr _ in <!:,V,
XV*.t:!il we t! c! ‘<!e him
Fur his lark nin* gain—
Leaving on ij.-huifi.w
Leaving on 1 - i'u stnin ?
If . . i I II l I * VC us.
(eh: i.icr: ii-gs ti'cro,
VV \v,i . ~! tr. inhliiig,
1 *ll i''■ •! Sr ■ |>,"-: ?
•v. ‘• -c WSI
Lying on the dewy grass,
AMiile ’tis only im . •> <d’ E ten,
..•list in men-} flying past f
If w kn (* w the. silent Mcy.
Q ivering llinnigli tin: li it us pain,
XV odour womanleiiii! dine, oiu tlu.iii
R ck to haunts ,( g! ! t ag.-iie !
Life hath many a tangled crossing ;
.ley lest li many a bicak of woe ;
And the checks, tear washed are whitest,
This the blessed angels know.
Let iis reach in mu bosoms
For the key In their” lives.
Ami with hive towards earing nntine,
Cherish jjnoil that s-i i. -i laiii.;
So that w hen. tuir tiisr bed spiiits
JJur t<> realms oi uguf
Wemays -y, Hoar Father, judge us
As we judged our fellow men.
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A'tebl* Judg
We had once fl.e piivihgeoihetng in the
same carriage witl. a collide of judges ot
tiie land, whom we will call A alid 11. anil
Ingn ii. i tii us ‘us county, 0. A. si..ci
• • used, was ere • i the cleverest and inns!
genial men that ever sat on the hencii,
.lit testy willed, a?.it excessively iinpatiem
of a dull remark. B. on the other hand,
was the pn.k of politeness and courtesy. U
was excessively anximia to be agreeable
to Ids lefirin and coin j anions, who were also
his guests, and like many other ex eel It lit
ami by no means stupid persons, 1 e thought
the Weather would be a capital topic l,
commence what lie iuieiidnt should even
luaily heernne an animated and agreeable
conversation.
••1 think we shall haven chas'gt- in the
weather soon, my lord,” renii rKeu 0, as
soon as the horses v.ere (a inOtioii, t > A,
who was the senior judge.
Alo k<‘l conteiii|,rtn usly at the speaker,
and replied, sharply,
“Wli v, sir, v\ hy t” after the manner ot
the late Samuel .Johnson.
‘•Because, fny lord, t lie ino, n • change-
iu£.”
•• Tint moon !” rxelair e A vv itli :i|i
irritation timt turned b-h’ porpifiu an in
-tnm ; “because jo.- g...iigtP*fi. , r is
changing, you no a’- b- you b* sticlt
tijtd, VI, H'gb ht e.iti. is !■> Lt'lievi linn
tbo iiioi n has ai l thing t wnti u l
I bis present uritei -at , gliast at ’he
uiiex’ectt and outbreak-; i itt :tm unltirtuiiate
eountiy geiitieiiuin * v* ? t ail piovokert it
(■Hite cnll.ijisetl, iiitti ’ *- into hitiiseli >t
•••ice like a heniiit-ci.ib into h.s shell.—
He ban broken the tea of conversation
with a v nget’.t.'i h’ , * , h down thn ugli
it. In ati tii st. atiei •; losbioli. was ... V
(T Mbit 1 , to HJfIK'UT 4 * b’trtall!.
‘‘lieally, Bait-11l r A, 1 ” i t>x'*' e< ) U *■’”
ceii-ly grieved by the It jury tin;* Minicted
tiy bis leal mil colli ague, “you seem to Jue
excei dmglv hard upon our tilends here."— |
It in ll.e opinion i t u.any persons of good
judgment dial the u.t-on tl* es certainly
ii tioenec the weati ■< r. 1 ct.nfess, I lulie.ve
ir.y sell —”
• Ti en all I have to say,'* broke in his
seiii-.r, taking mt tmiii Ins pocket tl.at
i dition ol Li it Hus w tin.ot winch be never
travelled— *cll 1 have to say istl.is—you
ate ns gi-at a til. Biotin I B, list’ is.
Alnr wi- tb nc tutciudu) i.nr drive in!
silence.
Ertaching too H ell.
J Jr, Ware, tlie.ebier soiiierimes to re
late titpnsiiigly bis expuriei ch as a parish
ir.in.S'.er. Ooc week lie bun in lie special
piiparatioti fur the pulpit, bestowing clrtr*st 1
till bisiuro mnl tboiigl't upon dip linn ping
itisei.nrse ; anu flip result *h wtiat lie
p<fitsidered one of bis very best uean.nn*.
relay evening came, and lie most ge*
u| sopietliing tip- t(ie aft! fnnnti set vice,
wl icli nt MMirse innst ! o mure bn*tly, and
raii'lt'Sbh fliJlie, it was probably* sojne
brief anil simple exposition ot rici'ipttne.
Monday iiniii.ii g. the Walks out.
aid meets opg of Iris pa;ib)pnepa, who
gr ets him vetv gordiilly.
Parisliiojier—l must tltaok y>p(. doctor,
for that sermon j it i;s ed.|i*d me more
than 1 can tejf yon
D ctor— 1 ht ‘f*U, ii n• tteb care upon it,
slid am glad that my Int o* we* n**t lost.
I'aii-bionei v-i s sore you it w o not.—
It lias cleared on my doubts ami d'.li.nl*
ties. *
Doctor—l jmsmi.e you rrfci to the
nr*riiii>K iliktHiß m*.
l*riitoJiDn*r—N , tii—-(lie
Tbo morning dne nix —T— duuH ptrtlcu*
luily remember wltoiii tliat,
Ti ll< n. N. U. Foster is- n ruutlidsis
Ist the n< gt election fi r Judge of tbs Oc*
mulgee Circuit,
“While Folks Blame Fools.
A friend of ours near Tampa Bay, in
Florida, einpl *y ed a number of New York
mechanics to do a piece of vvmk. I( was
a government cnntiact, and required par
ticiilardispntch. Tiie men worked as North
ern mechanics know ImW to work, Old
•lupto one of their employer’s slaves,
watched them out of the corner of his
•ye *nr several days. Si'inthing wc.r pvt
dently working in his head which puzzeled
him Badly. At last he cauie up to the tore
men of the gang, and said :
“Massa (jhaili R; what uo debbil you
work for so. eh ?”
“Toearn money Jupe.”
“Money!” said Jupe; “money great
ting. You work so N,,rf, massa Charles ?”
“Yes, Jupe.”
•Yo.i make fl great deal of money ?”
“Not a great deal, Jupe. Spring sum
mer and fall wr do well, but work is slack
in winter time, and it we get aiiund a
gain tosm-mg and make both ends meet,
and keep w ife and h.iby i.i something to
eat and drink and a house to shelter them
we generally think we have done well.’
“Spose yi u sick, Massa Chailcs, who
take care ob von ( ’
Then work stops, and we get very poor,
and slitter great plications.”
“Del'll do, Massa Charles,” said Jupe.
“1 thought white, lolks sa -sible people;
•taint nuUi’i ml de sort. Work, work,
nuffin but work ; gets sick, and nobody
take caie obVui. White, folks blame
tools. June work, too. NcWter hurt liiin
seit thogjj!:, Jupe gets sick Miss
Sallie Como down and nurse Inin. Massa
Boh send a boat seventy miles up t*e rib
her to get a white doctor tor him. Nort
4 on]i enough for white folks, but reckon
• ihi Jupe stay a’ home.”
And old Jupe went elf in a state id
dignified disgust at the folly • f white folks
cenewflly .t the North, ami a particular
io teiinintioii to doasli'tle work hiinselt as
ssihie a ileteruriaiioii which his master
says. Jupe was never known to break.—
Exchange.
Young Mail, Pay. Attention*
Don’t be a ioafei—Don’t call yourself
a loalor—Don’t keep com) any with loaf
ers, aiiit don’t hang about loat'.ng places.
Better work hard for nothing anil board
youiseil; than sit around day af’ei day,
or stand around cornels with y our hands
ill yoin pockets. Fetter f, r yniirowu
i.iinil, heiier tor hei It ■, and belter fm
your prospects. Be. some body. Make
y ourself worthy of the cm fiueiice of thore
aiotuid you. Ah. mine than that, make
yourself worlliy • t tl.o h ind of the little
nark-eyed maul,-in who may be anxiously
looking forward to the time when X'oij
may i Her to protect her through life. Bus
tic about if you mean to have anything to
bustle about for. Many a poor |diysician
has obtained a real patient ny tiding hard
to attend an imaginary nne. A quire us
blank paper, lied with red tape, earned
under a lawyer’s arm, may procure him
ins first Case, and make his fun true. Such
is ihe world. “To him that hath, it shall
be given.” Quit nroniyg and complain
ing, keep busy, mind your chances, and re
member that nothing is learned without
study , and nothing attained without labor.
Young n.nn, remember this, and go to
Work.— Southern hiteranj ChnM//ion.
Kissing Hie UaHdsomrsl Girls.
A Distinguished candidate for an office
ot high trust in a certain Slate, who is ‘up
to a thing or two,’’ and has a keen appre
ciation ot li* e beauty, when about to set
nfi’oit an electioneering.tour recently, said
to his W'ifc> wlm was to accompany him
(or prudent t aborts :
*-Aly dear, iiiAsn.iieli as this election is
complicated, and the canvass will de close
1 am anxious to h ave n> lldug undone Chat
w- uld promote my popularity, and so I
thought it would In- a good plan for me to
k:ssa mi ler of the liMndsomest iriris in
every pbt. ■ h n I may be honored
w ith a pttbl'C rcc* ptn-n. Don’t you think
that would be a good idea 1”
‘‘Capitol,’’ exclaim the. devoted wife,
“and to make i our election a sure thing,
while you are kissing the handsomest girls
J will kis* an equal number of the hand
rpmest yot.ng men.”
The distil gii'sh cenidate, we believe,
Ims pot reined io tlits plei.t-eipg uieaufcof
populark) again.
J y.H put Together. —Ala printer's Fes
tivttl in Boston, a sin-i t time since, the tol
louiiig capital toast was drank :
The Editor : —The man that iaexpected
to know everything, tell all lie knows and
guess at the real, to make known his own
good character, est.'tliltsll tliu reputation of
his neighbor, and elect all candidate* to ot
ficc, to blow up even body, suit everybody
and refoiin the wod<) to live for the beu
fit of u’lmthand 1 1 avu tbo epitaph on hi*
tombstone. “Here lie lire at lastin
slio|t,bei* a lot: .motive runner on ilia
track n| | ebhe notoriety ; his |ver n hi*
p *n, nia h otel i* filled with ink, luateudei
l* hi* sci-ts n* hi driving wlieel ia public
••pinion; lnm he exphiba it ia eanaad
by ilia lu’u payment of subscriptirma.
■
T bo*.. win, can lisa liuiv beautiful lan
guage. knnv bes* when to quit it; whuieaa
thoae lm tiac ilia than beautiful, MUVUr
know when to leavatt alone,
Terms—sl,so Always in Advance.
\> \YS;Rk RJ.
•‘I F'fifc hr *’. ?i • ; h - MlwF.”
I wish he would makeup hfe mind, tna,
t dim t care ni ch Incgev to wail;
I 111 sure | liav I- I:i I,t• dqi |i. stunglv
That I thought of cl anging tnv'state,
tor a swnt.tli.-n” 1 i > irally so backward,
1 mil ’l loii t; Inn on’ tjo'licit 1 trv •
I ow n that he’s very good ten pried!
Bul that he’s so dreadfully shy i
Wli.-n l speak ah. ut hue and a cottage,
He giv. s in. a glance of surprise ;
c\n<l it I oiit Itji tii a niHii inpv,
H. bimbos quite np to J,j s eyes 3
I can’t make him jealous—l’y'e tried it :
And ’tis no use my being unkind j
tor I h.” V niot Ihi-way, I’, (1 ..evtain,
1 o get him to make up his mind,
I’ve sung him l“ve sonnets by doaen*.
I've winked him but It slipp.us and boHe;
x.ul we v e walked it by moon.igl.t together
let lie never H>tempts to propose J
on must really ask his intention,
Or some other been 1 must find •
bor indeed I won’t tarry much huger
bor <me who can’t make up his mind.
, 13P0UI Deacon Slu irp n „v or told aIV,
■mt he used to relate this?—JJe was Ktimd
,';g “lie ria v beside a fr>g pond—vve have
is word for it—oml saw a large garter
-nake make an aifempt upon n ewofmem*
tg bull-freg. The isnako seized one of
Iln; Irogß l.’iid legs; anti the frog, to be on
I par with Ilia snakeslup, caught him by
lie tail, and both eon metier*! swailmvirng
•lie auotlier, and. ci-iiliiiued this CirfnK‘o
- “peiatioii until nothing was left of
either of them.
OF 5 Home I’ooke being asked by
(ienige 111 whether be played cards, re
plied: “No, your Majesty; the fact is, I
cannot tell a King fn in a knave,*’
A country paison bad a singular pecnli
.uity of expression, always using the
iduase <J Hatter myself,” instead Os “T lie.
lieve.”—Having had occasion to exhort
Ids congregation during a revival, he ofl H t.
•ered himself that .nitre tiian onu hull of
them w ould he damned I”
Bhidhkt—Mi.sus wants yoti to send
Iter a box of Crphal.c due, no, a bottle of
I'repaieil l’dls.—Lnt I'm thinking that's
not just it nailber ; but peilmps ye'll bo
aft Iter knowing what it is. Ye see she’s
nigh dead ami g.me with the Bitik Head
ache. and wants some mom of, ‘Hint same
ns relaived bet before.
Dntgtfinf. —Y.iti must n.ean Spalding's
Cephalic Pills.
Bridget —Oeh ! sure now and ynu’v>
sed if, here’s the quart her arid ;give inn
the Pills and doiit be nil day abritrtit nitber.
There is a man who walks so slow, that
it is said he weais a pair T spurs to keep
ins shadow from treading nn bis line!*.
“I'm ain’t I grow in* tall T’ asked n boy
of Ids father,
“Why, what is your height sonny i”
asked the father.
“Seven feet, lacking yurd,” replied
the boy.
A good story is told concerning tiio
writing of J. W. Illooks. t Ift*great railroad
maunger of Mielrgaii. He had written n
btter to a tii it it on the Central route, uiiti
fyitg him that he must remove n b*t,
wbicn in s one maimer incommoded lliu
road, under penalty of pruseci tion. Th
threatened individual was unable to read
any part of t? letter but the signature,
but tokitto be a free pas* on tlie road,
.ind lined if for a couple of years ns such,
•tone of tlse conductors being able to dis
pute bis interpretation of the document.
Whitewash that trill not Huh Off.*—
Mix up half a pal Ifni l of lime and wafer
ready to pur it on the wall, then take onn
gill of flour and mix it with the water;
then pour on it boiling water Mlfliiient to
thicken it ; pour it while hot into the
whit -wash : st r all well together, and it is
ready for nee.
To Prrrenf Rv*t. — Jf rusty.irnfi is rub
bed with boiled oil,in which some red lead
lias been mixed, on a warm day, the rusty
procse will be arrested.
Cur'for Inflammatory ithcumntUm
Half nil <iutr;c of pulverised saltpetre, put
in half a pint of sweet nil; bathe the part*
affected, and (i amtud cure will speedily bo
effected.
Mr. Whitfield Anth**y cnromtinicafew
to the Rome Courier, eftUc 23d Oct., that
on the Calliiiii circuit about f„ur hundred
and twelve perron* lint! joined the Metho
dist Kpitcopnl Chu.rh. up to the 13th.
A conference i readier or e day went into
the hoe** of a Wesleyan Ilefoiiiiir whet*
waa suspended on the walla the. pntiuitt of
three expelled minister*.
• What I'* said he, “haveynu them nerrl’
“Oh, yen they am there, ’* was tb# herty
answer.
’ Hilt on* la wanted to row) !•* tLe*et.’*
“I’ray w ho i* that 1”
1 Why, the, (let'll, to be rare |”
“Ah f” raid tin ttlaimri, *|i§ laiMit tel
tlpellad from tha sentaunae V‘ *
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