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It is n duty of
the kidneys to rid
tho blood of uric
acid, an Irritating
poison that is con
stantly forming in
side.
When tho kid
neys fail, uric acid
causes rheumatic
.attacks, headache,
RESOURSEFUL.
Ho Had a Name.
Patrick, lately over, was working in
the yards of a railroad. One day he
happened to bo in the yard office
when the force was out. Tho 'tele
phone rang vigorously several times
and he at last decided it ought to be
aonswered. He walked over to tho in-,
strument, took down the rocolver and
put his mouth to tho transmitter, just
ns he had seen others do.
“Hillo!" he called.
“Hello,” answered the voice at'the
other end of the line. "Is this eight-
slx-one-flve-nlne?"
“Aw, g'wan! Phwat d’ ye t'ink 01
am? A box car?”
In tho club they were comparing the
resourcefulness of their wives in diffi
cult social situations. The man who
Hves in a Harlem flat had been a good
listener, but he Anally found an open
ing.
“YeB,” said he, “my wife Isn’t bad at
that sort of thing. We were having
some people to luncheon on Sunday
last spring, and JUBt at an hour when
all the delicatessens were closed she
discovered that she needed Borne mus
tard and didn’t have a grain of It In
the kitchen. And she isn’t the sort
that will borrow from people next
door that she doesn’t know. It was
a bad flx, all right. But she got mus
tard enough.”
“Went to the delicateBBen man’s
house and routed him out, I suppose?"
suggested, a member from the Bronx.
"Not much. Just went to the medi
cine closet, got down a box of ready
made mustard plasters, put ’em to
soak, and squeezed enough of the hot
stuff off.”
"Good night,” said the man from the
Bronx.
attacks, headache, pw
•dizziness, gravel, \ rfijSSlv r”
urinary troubles, l" AEratl I
weak eyes, dropsy ^ A
or heart disease. v r\
Doan's Kidney RiStim Vi. I 1
Pills help the kid- / i ~ I'i \ ^ J . I
neys fight off uric ; [ "'-tall
acid—b ringing A V
new strength to
weak kidneys, and '
relief from backache and urinary His.
A KENTUCKY CASE.
Mrs. K. P. Ward, 713 Churoh St, Bow
ling Green, Ky„ says: "1 suffered terri
bly from my kidneys and had awful
r ains In my back. I had run down to
09 pounds and was rapidly growing
worse. Doan's Kidney Pills helped mo
from the first and I steadily Improved. I
now weigh 126 pounds and feel better
than before In years.”
Get Doan's at Any Drug Store, 80s a Bos
DOAN'S K £iVis Y
FOSTER. MILBURN CO.. Buffalo. New York
HAVE. SNAKE DESIGNS
POINT TO BE REMEMBERED
ABOUT DRESS ACCESSORIES. .
Ornamental Handbags, for One Thing,
Called For by the Season’s Styles,
May Be Easily and Cheaply
Made at Homo.
PROOF POSITIVE.
The variations of fashion are no
where more noticeable than In the ac
cessories of dress. Each season Bhows
a great amount of thought given to
the small details which combined pro
duce a perfect costume. The en
tire effect of a handsome Imported
gown can be lost.if the handbag does
not harmonize with It.
iTo be ■ cr ctly modish, one must
cairy handbags to match each gown.
This Is an expensive luxury to th,e
wbman who has to purchaSe-.eVery ar
ticle of clothing; but to the clever,
needlewoman, who Is the envy of her
les^ talented sisters, it only means fas
cinating handwork to bo done at odd
moments. Many of tho most expensive
handbags can be dupllqajwl. at little
expense. Moire, yelyqt ...audv.i’Boft
leather, if Jeweled, braidedtiJr .Em
broidered at, liqtpe, popjjjaj/j. ver-p.Sfa--
vdrably with* those sold’,ip .the exclu
sive shops.- , '
.From one. of the oldest and best
known Jewelers.on the Rue de la Pali
come the attractive models- Illustrated
here.
Old rose velvet, is used to fashion
the braided bag. The sample design
Agents wanted In every town to sell tho
Great Queen Broom and Winner lino of
bruuhes. Tho best proposition-tot* agontn.
Ladles very successful. Easy, permanent, pay
ing. Warren Brush Company, Cincinnati, O.
JOHN I.. THOMPSON SONS & CO.,Troy, N.Y.
What She Meant.
“So you think I Bmoke too much?”
he asked, Just to keep up a conversa
tion that seemed to be languishing.
/‘Not at all;'
A small boy doesn’t, find., it very
amusing to do the things his parents
are willing to let him do.
r . she answered, not very
skillfully concealing a yawn. ‘
“Vou said you thought so.” +
“'Pardon me. I don’t think you are
smoking too much.”
"Didn’t you say that. I’d die If I
didn’t cut it down?"
. “Yes—that’s what I said.”
It took him a long time to get it,
and then he was quite angry.
DOES YOim HEAD ACIIEf
Try Hicks' OAPDDINE. It’.s liquid—pleas
ant to take—effects UnmedlatS—good to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Heudaches also*
Your money back tf noteattstied. 10c., 85c. and'-ft
EOc. at medicine stores. Auv. ■* f.
Made-to-Order Kind. ' ’
‘My wife is always bringing home
Bronson—I noticed your wife sitting
by the window sewing this morning.
I thought you told me yesterday she
was ill.
Woodson—So she was, but today
she’s on the mend.
—„ uuiuu
so much toothpowder,”-complained V
man the other day to a friend; “It’s'
a waste of money...As fqr me I just:
take the bathtub cleanser and scrub
my. teeth.”
The pair were walking down Chest-
Dangerous Ground.
It was in the church yard. The
morning sun shone brightly and the
dew was still on the grass. “Ah, this
Is the weather that makes thing's spring
up;"- remarked.the passerby casually
to an old gentleman seated .on a
bench.
“Hush," replied the old gentleman.
'T.ve got three wives burled here.”
Dearly Bought Slumber.
Each night he went to bed quite full
And seemed to think that plan the best;
Although next morn he might feel dull.
He always got a full night’s rest.
nut street and his companion stopped
In amazement. “What! Doesn’t It
hurt your teeth and gums, too?” he
exclaimed almost In horror. ’ll
"No." came back the surprising re
ply. "You see they’re the kind you
buy at the dentist’s.”
(Photo, by Underwood & Underwood, N. Y.)
Beautiful embroidered evening stock
ings are now the rage In Paris'. The
photograph shows Milady’s stockings
embroidered with a snake. Green and
blue beads give the shimmering ef
fect of ‘the twining reptile, while the
b6dy Is embroidered ini olive"silk."
Equal to the Occasion.
“We Insist,” said the’ suffragist
speaker, her eyes flashing Are, “that
we women have a natural and Inalien
able right to say who shall govern us,
as men have!” r ~
“Pooh! Pooh!” exclaimed a rough
looking man In the audience.
“Which only 'shows,” rejoined the
suffragist, her stern features soften
ing Into a smile, “how true the scrip
tures are In saying that the pooher
we have always with us.”
HUBBY GOT IT.
HIS SUGGESTION,
when 'working on 'dark materials, ' to
wear a light-colored apron and spread
!a white cloth--on ■ the work table. If
you are working by an artificial light-,
a wtiltp gloth on tlje table will be
found ■ to Increase the' light' to . an
appreciable extent; thus the strain
on the eyes will not be so great.
On the other hand, if you are ’work
ing on white or very light-colored ma
terials, a dark cloth thrown over the
lap will reduce the strain on the eyes.
If needles having elongated eyes are
used, they will be easier to thread
than those with round eyes. When,
the eyes become very tired, you will
find relief in looking out of the win
dow at a distant view, or at a picture
at, a distant view, or ashrdbrdlhrluu
of- a landscape that has distance in it
—-down a long road shaded with over
hanging trees dr over the hills to dis
tant mountains.
Leaning the head back, against tho
chair and peering the eyes, with a
6b|d\compiiss Will often relieve eyq-
straln and ftyd' ! hoaddblie, wfiich - is the
result'mf sewing Str fl’no materials or
intricate ctittshery in flue lace making
I?her&. the'crochet hook is used.
: ’ Take care of your eyes; they , are:
your ..bdst ‘friends; -for; what ..would you
,^o jf.io.u .should Ipsp yovr-Bieht?”... -. -
Would Never Do.
An actor, being unable to find work
on the stage and needing his meals,
finally obtained the promise of a con
ductor’s job on the street ear lines.
“When do I report?"
“At 4 a. m. sharp,” said the man
ager.
/’’Shades of Booth!” exclaimed the
Thespian. ‘*1 couldn’t stand such
hours. The fines would offset the sal
ary. Why, I’d be late for rehearsal
every day." '
sign. Strands of them form the fringe.
Gray:satin Is used to line this bag.
it is cacried- with a short but heavy
cord of dark green silk. A novelty
bag formed of a'strip of corbeau-blue
moire silk, would appeal to any wom
an. . Silver gray taffeta forms the
lining and silver tassels adqrn the bot
tom.
This .bag Is attached to a clasp of
dull, silver and carried ^by,.means of a
Wifey—I want to get , a big effect
with my , new spring gown, dear.
Hubby—Don’t worry, darling; you’ll
get it all right in the bill.
Remembers Watch Faces.
“Ah! an old friend," said the pawn
broker, as the young man handed him
his watch.
“I never hocked that watch before,”
declared the young man.
“Maybe you have not, but somebody
has.”
“How do you know it’s the same
timepiece?”
-"Bechuse I have an excellent £r>n
ory for faces.”
Wifey—Henry, what shall I give up
during Lent? ;
Hubby—Well, Grace, I wish you
would give up coaxing me for an auto,
but I know you won’t.
silver cord.
The same Jeweler is showing old
fastyflijed Jiandbags- of black inoire 'an
tique-with .clasps of plqtinum/studded
with' jewels ih r an elaborate flljjgrep de-.
sigii:-;-Thdfie'clasps -caii-he purchased
at aja^/shop and- cover a- Wide rttirgem?
prices. Handbags are always accept*-
Model
An Exclusive Noise.
No more he looketh all forlorn,
His heart Is filled with Joy and mirth;
Tho squawking of his auto horn
. Is'like no other sound on earth.
Breakfast
—has charming flavour-and
wholesome nourishment—^
c - A-Contradiction.
-•'“There is one thing queer in Brit-
|Ti>- -ish' politics.’’
What’s that?”
.//‘They bring out their whips for their
o5?n party when they want to beat the
other one.”
Poems. Without Rhyme.
“Look, Louis! - What beautiful hats!
How cute they are—real poems!”
“What a shame that rrij pockets
have np rhymes for such poems!”—
Sucescds (Santiago, Chili).
Sea8$|Vf5»i$t|Xle8 Call -for .ftn1»expendl-
;ture * 4? "-a Strain on lffhe
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... ./Never wjthl^recoUes.ti.qii.bave k vje<-
..faped "more"-/lmer|ully/'tUe pi^ippect of.
IW^rmer 'clothes/f^r‘/furs'’are So. at;
•tractive tills seabdii/tliiii we' welcome.
. Broke the Monotony.
“Yegterday.’’ complained the Sunday'
s'chpol 'superintendent, “you boys sat
through a twelVe-lnnfng game and you
showed no signs of uneasiness. Yet
here you cannot listen to me for thirty
minutes without becoming restless. I
can’t understand why the ball game
receives more perlous attention.”
“Because,” came In a stage whisper
from a seat of, husky boys, "they
change pitchers occasionally.”—Judge.
GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS.
nble gifts. Any of your friends would
appreciate a remembrance - of..this,
kind.- '
Dainty opera and -fan-. Bags ’ can be
made with little difficulty and furnish
delightful work for the woman who en
joys plying her needle.
..cold'weather. Ermln'e^lc&ks/rimmed
with harrow lines '6f slcuttk' or‘bear
prove quite singularly seductive, while
among the less hardy type of wrap
much significant emphasis Is laid on
a'miiigllng of broche-velvet, mousse
line de sole and fur.
Several very sensational efforts, too,
have been launched In fur fitments,
but so far the Parisienne does not
seem to favor the merely fur trimmed
muff, brobdlngnaglan affairs In costly
skins appealing to them, as more lux
uriously Impressive. Among the nov
elties Is a deep cape of pelerine of fur,
with one long stole end to be flung
over the shoulder at-will.
A notably strong feeling also ob
tains for flat, square or round collars
of fur as a permanent equipment to
. habllleo costume coatB, while anything
resembling a Dlrcctoire cut exacts the
;up.and- doWn cqllar,'opening In front,
‘an -adjunct that workg .out with'par
ticular suciesfi'In- such -pelts as er
All the Luxuries.
"In our country poor people have
luxuries. They wear good, clothes and
you will frequently see them at the
theater sitting In seats just as good
rs, those of the' rich."
"Sure. I know a landlady who
bought her daughter a minor cojjnt
for his board and lodging."
one of the ideal foods,'/ ' '
As made into' Post Toast
ies, it is most attractive to the
palate.
“The Memory Lingers"
Sold by grocers—.
Packages 10 ancj 15 cts.
Too Close Application to Very Fine
Sewing li Something Always
to Be Avoided.
If there'is'much sewing to do—and
at this season of the -year there is
generally piles of It—the seamstresd^
dressmaker, or, mother of a large fam
ily, as tho case may be, should take
care thpt her eyes "are not Btrained or
allowed to become overtired by clode
application! to the stitching of seams,
working of buttonholes and the thou
sand other tasks that arfe.* necessary
When dressmaking Is being done.
For that reason, always be careful,
Knew 8he’d Be Caught.
“You think she loves you?” T ■
"I am sure of it. She told me last
night that l might have a kiss If I
could catch her.”
.; /But unless she, permitted you • to
catch—” ''.
“IJiih! Sho‘hutf on a hobble skirt!”
Vivian—Isn’t It bitter oold, dear?
Violet—Terrible. My lips are al
most frozen.
Vivian—And where are you going?
Violet—Oh! I am going, down to
got an ice cream soda. Come on and
go.
Postum Cereal
Battle Geek, Mich.