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He Said No More.
Mr. Elder—There is something 1
want to say to you, Bessie—er—that
is, Miss Kutely.
Miss Kutely—Call me-Bessie if you
wish.
Mr. Elder—Oh, may I?
Miss Kutoly—Of course; all old gen
tlemen call me Bessie.—Philadelphia
Ledger.
Yonkers Belles.
Blonde—People sometimes find
pearls in oy&ters, don’t they?
Brunette—Yes, and occasionally one
gets a diamond out of a lobster.—
T&mkers Herald.
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|| Mrs. Fairbanks tells how neglect of
warning symptoms will soon prostrate a
woman. She thinks woman’s safeguard is
Lydia E* Pmkhan/s Vegetable Compound*
“Dear Mrs. Pinkham: — Ipmorance and neglect are the cause of
untold female suffering, not only with the laws of health but with the
chance of a cure. .1 did not heed the warnings of headaches, organic
pains, and general weariness, until I did I was well right nigh thing. prostrated. I took I knew I
had to do something* Happily the directions, Lydia E.
Pinkham’s rewarded Vegetable in few Compound weeks find faithfully, that according aches and to pains dis
and was a to my
appeared, and I again felt the glow of health through my body. Since
I have been well I have been more careful, I have also advised a number
of my sick friends to take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound, and they have never had reason Minneapolis, to be sorry. Mnn.” Yours very (Mrs. truly, Fair
Mrs. May Fairbanks, 21G South 7th St.,
banks is one of the most successful and highest salaried travelling sales
women in the West.)
When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful menstru
ation, weakness, leucorrhoea, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that
bearing-down feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, bloating (or
flatulence), general debility, indigestion, and nervous prostration, or are
beset with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, excitability, irri
tability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melancholy, “all-gone” and “want-to-be
lcit-alone ” feelings, blues, and hopelessness, they should remember there is
one tried and true remedy. Lydia, E. Pinkbam’s Vegetable Compound
at once removes such troubles. Refuse to buy any other medicine, ior you
need the best.
“ Dear Mrs. Pinkham : — For over two years
I suffered more than tongue can express with
kidney and bladder trouble. My of physician the bladder, pro
nounced my trouble catarrh
■ caused by displacement of the womb. I had a
vvgsi frequent and lumps desire to of urinate, blood would and it was very with pain- the
rGg? H ful, Also had backache often. pass
f urine. very
U After writing to you, and receiving your and
f reply to my letter, I followed your advice,
feel that you and Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound have cured me. The
medicine drew my womb into its proper
i \ ' place, and then I was well. I never feel
\ , any pain notv, and can do my housework
with ease.” — Mrs. Alice Lamon, Kincaid, Miss.
l$o other medicine for female ills in the world has received
Such widespread and unqualified endorsement.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
S5CS0 FORFEIT if we cannot forthwith produce tho original letters and signatures of
abovo testimonials, which will prove their absolute genuineness.
Lydia 13, LuLkliaii, Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
CAPSICUM yASELlHF.
(PUT UP IN OOLLAi’SIBLK TUBES)
Asrabstituteforand superior to mustardor
any other plaster, and will pain-allaying not blister an-i the
most delicate skin. 'The
curativequalitiesof thiaarticleare wonder
ful. It- will stop tile toothache at once, and
relieve headache and sciatica. We recom
mend it as the best and safest external
counter-irrit-antknowu.Klsoasanexternal and stomach
remedy for pains in the chest
and alirheumatic.neuralgicand will what gouty claim cop,
forit, plaints. A trial will found prove to he invaluable we
and it be peoplesav‘fit isthe
in the household.Many rations.” Price
bestof all of vour preps dealers, by is
cts.. ac all druggists or other or
sending thisam mint ton sin postage stamps
we will send vnu a tube b y mail. No articl e
should be accepted by th e public unless th o
same carries ou ri abel. as otherwise! t is not
genuine. CHESEBROUOH York *-0., City.
' 17 State Street. New
W p n r pro fresh PackedOranges
If L Ul I Lll $1-75 PER BOX t O.b.
at Kissimmee from now until December 20th.
Cash with order.
daily. WANTED—20,000 pounds Dressed Cat-Fish
We Correspondence the solicited. Cash
pay Highest Price for Otter
Furs, Raccoon Skins and Alligator Hides.
Ship us your furs.
W. E. nAKINSON CO., KISSIMMEE, FUL
it afflicted with Thompson’s Eye Water
weak ej ea, use
Maligning the Sex.
Ha—Women always have to
olize the conversation. A
can’t sit still and listen for one
utive minute.
Sho—No? Unless the other
> the conversation were making
..roposal of marriage, eh?
He—Not even then. She’s
“yes” before he had spoken a
A LITTLE ABOVE THE
“He went out for a day’s sport. »>
«< And was he successful?”
<« Well, rather. He crippled
guides and shot a
Evening Post.
GEOMETRICAL.
Though Love may make the world go
round
For Romeo’s dear fair one,
It sometimes lacks ability
To make the meal a square one.
-
Tlie V. g. Dept, of Agriculture
Cves to Saber's Oats its heartiest en
dorsement. Sslzer’s New National Oats
yielded in W3 from 150 to 300 bu. ner
acre in 30 different States, and you. Mr.
Farmer, can beat this in 1904, it you will.
Sajzer’s s.eds are pedigree seeds. lv-ed up
through careful selection to big yields. Per Acre,
*
Salzer’s Beardless Bariev yielded 121
Salzer’s Home Builder Corn.. . 300
Sp°ltz and Macaroni Wheat — 80
Falzer’s Victoria Piane.......... 60.000
Salzer’s TeoNntp, the fodder
wonder ..................... 160,000
Falzer’s Billion Dollar Gras3— 50,000
Sab.er's Pedigree Potatoes...... 1,000
Now such yields nay and you can
them, Mr. Farmer, in 1904.
SEND 10c. IN STAMPS
and this notice to the John A. Salzer
Co., La Crosse, Wis., and you will get
biz catalog and lots of farm seed
free. [A.C.LJ____
Tf you haven’t any enemies to forgiv
pardon a few of your friends. . _____
1
HE SAID NO MORE,
Mr. Elder—There is something
want to say to you, Bessie
j is, Miss Kutely.
Miss Kutely—Call me Eesssie
i you wish.
a Mr. Elder—Oh, may I?
Miss Kutely—Of course; all old
| ! tlemen call me
! Ledger.
J HE FEARED AS MUCH.
«< Cheer up," said the minister;
I “you’ll meet your three wives in
I heaven. it
! “Parson,” gasped the man, “that’s
! just what’s a ootherin’ of me!”—At*
1 I lanta Constitution.
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Digest cf Labor Decisions.
(By Chancellor Pitney of New Jersey)
First—That all sorts of laborers
may lawfully combine and form un
j ions for their mutual benefit, and that
they may use all lawful means to pro
mote their own interests, being care
ful in so doing not to infringe on the
rights of others.
Second—One lawful means to that
j end is the refusal to work on terms
| offered by the employer.
Third—An unlawful means is to hin
j der for or prevent others under such from working as*
j an employer terms
! they shall see fit.
j Fourth—One means of such hinder
ing and preventing is in various
ways to render it either difficult or
: uncomfortable for such willing work
i men so to work. This is an unlawful
j means. Fifth—Another
unlawful means in
common use to hinder or prevent will
ing employes form working, and to
compel employers to accede to terms
which they would not otherwise adopt
is a boycott in its various forms.
A MEAN OLD THING.
“Dobley, that Canton economist is
about the stingiest on record.”
“What’s he done now? • •
“Why, he had a patent dish washer
attached to his wife’s elastic exer
cisers, and she’s had to give up physi
cal culture in consequence.”—Balti
more News.
FTTSnermanetitl^ anted. No fits or nervous
ness v'fer firs': day’s use of Dr. Kline’s Great:
Nerve It estorer.Sifit rial bottle and treatise free
i Dr.li.H. Klivr. Ltd., 931 Arch St., PliiH., P i.
Some women would rather marry in
haste and repent at leisure than contem
plate a rival repenting at leisure.
nai'lieKt Green Onions.
The John A. Salzer Seerl Co.. La Crosse.
Wis., always have something new, they so*np- offer
thmv ’’ahiabTe. This year
amrwc new mnopv ma T ::’-'y veyHaMes
an Ear.Wt Green Eatiiv On’on. It is a
winner. Mr. Farmer and Gardener
•TT7ST SEND TJTIS NOTICE AND JfiC.
and tliev will send you F’“\r bter nlant and
seed catalog, together with enough se;d to
i grow Cabbages,
l.ono fin., solid
o.OOO delicioi-s Carrots.
o.GOO R’fi-iehinrr. nw f tv Celery,
o.noo r'oh, butler* Lettuce,
1.000 splendid Onions.
1.000 rare, luseions Radishes.
1.000 glorionsb- brilliant F'ower*.
In all over 10.000 plants—tip's great ofte*
is made to ge*- yon to test their warranted
vegetable seeds and
ALL FOR EXIT I6C. POSTAGE.
u’ovidinr you wid return this notice, and
if von will send them 20c. b postnee. tb°y
will add to the above a package t 'he be
mous Berliner Cauliflower. [A.C.L.]
A woman’.'- education is never com
pleted until she acquires the title of grand
mother.
I amsurePiso’sCure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.—M rs. Thomas Ilor
bins, Maple St., Norwich, N.Y., Feb. 17,1900.
admits 0nly the raan who underst ands women
that, he doesn’t,
Wellington’s Courtesy.
j A strong light is thrown on the es
sent-ial quality of Wellington’s mind
by the incident of the broken bell,
When he pulled it several times and
no footman appeared until after great
delay, he “stormed with very strong
language” at the man for neglect of
duty, whereupon the duke said: “Yes,
I was wrong, I am very sorry, Will
iam, and beg your pardon.” To the
little girl who was present he added:
“Always own when you are in the
wrong.”’ This is- almost a test qual
ity in life. It is rarely found without
other great moral virtues and intel
lectual strength, It helps us to un
derstand the man who faced Napo
j leon’s strategy with invisible eool
! ness, and hung on until Biucher came
j up.—Review of Wellington.
THREt YEARS AFTER.
j Eugene E. Lario, of Twentieth
i avenue, ticket seller in the Union Sta
j tion, Denver, Col., says: “You are at
liberty to repeat what I
first stated through our
Denver papers about
Doan’s Kidney Pills in
j the summer of 1899, for
| I have had no reason in
the interim to change my
opinion of the remedy, I
was subject to severe at
tacks of backache, al
ways aggravated if 1 sat
long at a desk. Doan’s
Kidney Pills absolutely
stopped my backache, I
have never had a pain
twinge since. .,
or a
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N.
For sale by all druggists. Price
| cents per box.
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TO TIGHT BOLL WEEVIL
! Amendment $250,000
Appropriating I
is Passed in House of Representa
tives Without DiVisibn.
A Washingon special says: The
house Friday made available the sum I
of $250,000 to be used to meet the j
emergency caused by the ravages of :
the cotton boll weevil and other in
sects and diseases affecting cotton.
The measure was adopted without di
vision, meeting general support. The
sum is to be diverted from the half
million dollars appropriated last year
to eradicate the foot diseases among
cattle.
Mr. Burleson, of Texas*, speaking
for the bill, explained that the mea &
ure simply diverted money-^ierbtofore
appropriated for another purpose, and
did not make a new appropriation. He
urged the importance of the passage
of the bill to the cotton growing thU sec
tions, giving the history of boll
weevil, and what It has done. *
The bill was passed witnout divis
ion. It provides that the sum niade
available may be expended by the (sec
retary of agriculture in such manner
as he shall deem best, in co-operation
with state experiment stations and
practical cotton growers*, if the secre
tary of agriculture shall deem it ad
visable to meet the emergency caused
by the ravages of the cotton boll si ee
vil and other insects affecting cotton.
The house then went into committee
of the whole to consider pension bills.
The committee arose at 2:25 p. m.,
having acted favorably upon 115 bills,
29 of which were senate bills. The
house passed the 115 bills in twenty
minutes.
until At 2:45 Monday. p. m. the house adjourajpd 1
DEITRICH IS ACQUITTED.
Nebraska Senator Exonerated in Omaha
Court at Suggestion of the
Presiding Judge.
At Omaha, Nebr., Friday, United
States Senator Dietrich, who appeared
in court to answer the charge of
agreeing to receive, while a member
of the United States senate, consider
ation from one Fisher, for aiding to
procure the appointment of postmas
ter, was released from custody, the
jury being instructed to bring in a ver- j
diet of not guilty.
The decision of Judge Vandeventer
sustained a demurrer interposed by
counsel for Senator Dietrich. The
demurrer was made to the introduc
tion of evidence on the ground that
Dietrich was not actually a member !
of the senate when the alleged brib- ;
ery took place. The effect of the de
cision is that a man is not actually j
a member of congress from the time
of his election until he shall have ta
ken the oath at the bar of the house
to which he is elected, and that he is
not amenable to law as a member of
congress and officer of the United
States.
Judge Vandeventer said that the
court was unable to find a single’in
stance, ner had counsel cited any in
stance, where a member of congress,
after his election and pvior to his
qualification, has enjoyed greater
privileges than any other person by
means of their election, although they
often enjoyed much greater influence.
Continuing he said:
I • Under the law,, therefore, them- is
j no crime, except where congress has
so declared. The court does- not make
the law and say what it should like
to have it be. Congress makes the
law r and the court construes It. Here
congress has said! that members of
that body who take bribes shall be
punished. It might perhaps be com
petent for congress to enact a law
which would mako it a penal offense
for any person to attempt to secure
for another an office under the United
States government, but sudi a sug
gestion is not included in this statute.
Instead of saying every person, it is
confined to members of congress, offi
cers and agents of the United States.
The two houses of congress, under
the constitution, are the only judges
of whom shall sit as members- of their
respective bodies. it
A nolle was then entered in the case
of James Fisher, postmaster at Hast
ings, by the government.
REYES IS WAITING PATIENTLY.
Will Tarry in Washington Until He Gets An
swer to Second Note.
General Reyes is still awaiting the
state department's reply to his re^
quest that the correspondence be
tween him and the Washington gov
ernment regarding the Panama inci
dent be sent to the TTnlted States sen
ate.
It is quite possible that upon re
ceipt of the state department’s reply
to the last note, Reyes will leave im
mediately for Colombia. In tkat event
Dr. Herran, the Colombian charge,
will also close the legation and return
home.
yi*.
MANY MILLIONS
FOR HIGHWAYS
Carried in Bill Introduced by Sena
tor Latimer of South Carolina.
GOVERNMENT AID ASKED
Provisions of Measure Call for Expend
iture of Fight Million Dollars An
nually for Next Three Years.
A Washington special says: Twen
ty-four million dollars for good roads,]
to be expended at the rate of eight
millions a year during the next three
years! That is the amount of appro
priation carried in the good roads bill
W'hich Senator Latimer, of South Car
olina, has just introduced. ■ His bill
sets forth an elaborate scheme for
federal aid of the good roads move
ment, for whicn purposes he proposes
to establish in th.e department of agri
culture a bureau of public highways.
The object cf this bureau, accord
ing to the terms of the bill, shall be
to co-operate with the various states
in the improvement and conalructioai
of permanent public roads in accord
ance with the scheme set iorth in de
tail in the bill. This bureau is to con
sist of three commissioners to bs
known as commissuoners of highways,
two of whom shall be appointed by
the president, one from each of the
two leading parties, these to be mea
who have practical, knowledge of road
engineering and construction. The
third member is to be an officer of the
engineering corps of the army of rank
not below captain, Each is to receive
compensation at the rate of $5,00(1
per year for their services. These
commissioners shalL be under cue gen
eral supervision of the secretary of
agriculture,
After the expiration of six months
from the time of the passage of this
act, any state, through the proper or
fleers having jurisdiction of public
roads, may apply for aid in the im
provement or construction of public
roads, under general rules to bs
made by the commissioners. No state
shall be entitled to receive the bene
fits of this act until it shall have es-i
tablished, to the satisfaction of the
commissioners of highways:
1- That the highway or section
thereof sought to be improved or eoa
structed is of sufficient public use to j
come within the purview of this act,
taking into account the use, location!
and value of such highway for the pur-|
S>°se of common traffic and travel ana
for the delivery of tho mails,
2. That the requisite right of way
shall have been secured.
3. That the highway will be improv-|
ed or constructed in accordance with!
the regulations of the bureau, andl
when so improved win be maintained]
and kept in repair without recourse
upon the United States.
4. That the state has- provided for
its portion of the total.cost.
One-half the expense is- to be borne
by the federal government, the other
half being borne by the state, but it
is provided that the- states may dis
tribute their portion of the expenses
among the counties directly benefited. 1
It is further provided, that no money
shall be advanced by the United
States in payment of. Lts proportion of
the expenses except as the work of
actual construction progresses, and m
no case shall the payment or pay
ments made prior the completion
of the work be in excess of 80 peri
cent of the value of the work actually
performed.
To carry out tile provl3iions ©£ the
bill an appropriation of $24,000;090 is
provided, $8,000,00® for "1904, $8,.000,-I
000 for 1905 and; $3,000,000 for 1906. If
any part of this is not expended in
the year named it shall be available
for the succeeding year. And' it is!
further provided 1 that no state- shall
receive in any one year a larger pro
portion of the- sum appropriated than
its* population bears to the total pop
ulation of the states of the United
States.
WANTS UfCLE SAM TO INTERVENE.
Sfepresentative Slavde» Introduces Bill
Anent ttee Rsissian-Japanes,; Emhroglio.
Representative Slayden, democrat,,
of Texas, introduced a resolution ;u
the house Friday requiring the presi
dent to tender the good offices or me
diation of the United States to Russia
and Japan, A reference of the mat*
ter to The Hague is also suggested.
Cashier Cleaned Out the Bank.
The latest revelations of the defal
cations in the Bank of Highland,
Kans.,A)Y Cashier J- E. Marcelle, shew,
an aggregate loss of over $150,000. ^
