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“I>idn’t know it was eet for to
day,” n *>lie<] the attorney. “TJioHght
it w&4 down for tomorrow.”
“No, it was hot for today, and the
witnesses arc lierc.”
“Well, lot’s put it off until tomor
row. We arc* not ready,” pleaded
the lawyer.
“Can't do that,” ruled the court.
“We'll take the state’s testimony to
day, and you can put your witnesses
on tomorrow.” •
“But 1 don’t want to do that."
“Well, you'll have to do it.”
“Jict you a dollar you don’t take |
the stale's testimony,” said the law-
ycr.
“Guess we will if I say so. I
“Ih the bet still good?”
“Yes; I’ll take it.”
And the money was put up. I
“The witnesses for tho state in 1
the case against Ada Hazlewood will *
rise und bo sworn,” ordered the •
court.
“No, vou don't!” retorted the law
yer. “We weivo examination and
will go to the grand jury. Give me
*he $2.”
And the court turned over the
tnoney.—Green Bog. '
' The Fastidious Clubman.
An unusually bold London pick-
pocket tried to remove the valuables
of a Piccadilly exquisite as he saun
tered to his club one morning. The
Kln,<Ji.yfcd in l.jri.l a, f .r
t >i i * md ♦;> i.i'ar r. .u
; i Kill aiuaVJ* in.< -i»y »li
t. »*lrhfui u • i ;n of tin* »•< in
I j tint nek’s liquid .Sulphur
-*<tt *t»s^jtn<l c.luriri**!- lit** facial
•■.h’n ami imparts si olo cr, brilliant
rc in p!ex ion.
As Maiuro’n K^rmi
cidv, ir i« ih j ru*?, < ll -r’iw and
lasting reme lv for Mint, burn*
and scalds, canker, catarrh, dip-
tliciia. i tell, pimpUs, prickly
ficji*, ringworm, m.d >oren»»8*of
ciip,'nose, eyelid-, mouth or
* I r • if
U.»ding drum:*!* s»L i*. IV-
.•*c^rjrHv»! Ii>u ifi«t on I lie nature,
UN-* und ell’ccts of r U siunda d
remedy will be ma leil t<. a <v ud-
dn by Hancock Liquid >u phur
Co., Bui irnore. Md.
During the seasoa of 1902-1903 fin
farmers of Georgia paid In round num
bers $9,600,000 for commercial fertil
izers and'during the season of 1908-
1901 they have paid on account of In
creased prices, $12,600,000. The tales
from May 1st to Cctober 1st will maks
but a slight addition to these figures.
GA. DISP’T. OF AGRICULTURE.
FRUIT.
We congratulate the people of Geoft
gia on the prospect of the best fruit
season that our State bas known for
mar.y years. The late spring and
frosts did some damage In parts of
the northern section of Georgia, Cut
over the greater part of that region
tLer*» !« a good prospect.
In Middle and South Georgia there
is promise of an unprecedented peach
crop* and many who woulo otherwise
havr little money to go on during the
summer, will now have ready cash to
sif.-nd.
With over 8,000,000 trees in bearing
the peach crop will bring into our
Stute during the dull season Severn:
mlilio.. dollars.
GA. DKP'T. OF AGRICULTURE
Hmaflra of Translating.
In New Britain a missionary In
translating was seeking some native
Idiom to convey the idea of a binding
oath v hen a chief suggested tbnt the
•I. > :v<i phrase was. ”1 would rather
*jaak to my wife’s mother than do
such and such n thing.”
In British Columbia a missionary
wanted his catechist to translate ”A
crown of glory that fadeth not away.”
t his was thu.e to the satisfaction of all
concerned, hid ultimately-the mission
ary found to his horror that It had
been rendered. ”A hut that never wear*
out!”
An Awful Mistake.
"You say the thoughtless act of Mrs.
Stingylelgli caused her husband s serl
ous relapse? What did she do. In
heaven’s name?”
•’Why, she came right Into the alck
room arrayed In a very expensive hat
snd dress."—New Orleans Tlmes-Detn-
>»crat.
The Room We Have.
j }f t|ic* inhabitants of Wyomin.'
i wanted to spread themselves out,
j each ,)f them could have a little
more than a square cjile all to him
j gel/. In Nevada every four pe»pk:
j could have ten square miles. /An-
z«na, New Mexico nhd Idaho can rf-
I ford almost u square mile each to
' their men, women and children,
while up. in frozen Alaska there are
ten good square mile* for every soul
of population. Lhodc Island is the
fullest state in the Union, with 407
people to the square mile. But even
that leaves a good deal of extra
room. Massachusetts, 349 people
to the square mile, follows Kbodo
Island. Then come-New Jerse*
250; Connecticut, 187; New York
152.fi; Pennsylvania, 140.1; Man
land, 120.5; Ohio, 102.
JSL's&rr- tuMtjrtxKsa
The King and 8lr Thomas
There's a good story going the
rounds about the king and Sir
Thomas Upton. Of course it* is an
invention, but it is funny and the
joke carries np sting. It is repre
sented that the king, after he had
distributed the medals to the South
African soldiers, said something to
Sir Thomas about the new orders
which would come by and by to
those whom he intended to honor,
and “an order may .come your way,”
said his majesty, so the story goes,
to Sir Thomas. “It shall be prompt
ly attended to” is the alleged reply
the great merchant.—M. A. P.
Reforming tho Calendar.
M. Flammarion, tho French as
tronomcr, has prepared and sub*
mitted to the French Astronomic*’
society a novel scheme for reform
ing the calendar. He proposes tha*
the year shall begin on March 21
and that the months shall be named
after the cardinal virtues. In order
to make the year exactly 52 weeks
long be would make tfew Year’s
day (and, in leap years, the day after
it)"a holiday and woujd not consider
it a part of the week. Thus tho
dates ot’the days of the week would
not alter from year to year, but
would be invariable j
Scored Heavily on Claronco.
“You young men are so deceitful,
and so insincere!” sighed the pretty
rnuiden. “I don't know what to say.
Chfrcnce Hargus tells me I am
worth my weight in gold. Think of
the absur”—
“In gold!” exclaimed voung
Snoonamore, with indignant fervor.
“I'nlstttilla, you are worth, your
weight in radium!"
riaYenee never had the ghost of a
'•* «f»*r that.—Chicago Tribune.
1
fastidious clubman seized the thief
by the wrist, gazed ut his filthy paw
and Hung it from him witli disgust,
saying, “For goodness’ sake; my
good mun, wash your bunds before
you put them into u gentleman’s
pocket.”
A Story of George III.
The death/if I>r. Temple, arch*
.bishop of Canterbury, last winter
recalled the manner in which Arch
bishop Suttofl, who was ut Lambeth
palace when l>r. Temple was born,
received bis appointment from
George 111., says a London paper.
One night after the death of Arch
bishop .Moore Hr. Sutton was en
tertaining some friends at the
Windsor deanery. There was a
knock at the door, and tho butler
-announced that a gentleman out
side who would not eoitie in was
anxious to see the bishop. Impa
tient at being disturbed, l)r. Sut
ton hurried to the door to find the
king, “llow d'you do, my lord?”
said King George. “I've come to tell
.you that you’re archbishop of Cun- 1
terburv. D’you accept? Eh? Eh?”
The bishop bowed, and “All right,”
said the king. “You’ve got a party.
I see all their hats there. Go back
to them. Good night.”
Hh One Joke—but a Good One.
Robertas Love, seeretary-treas-
urcr of the American Press lTu-
morists, never sprung orally more
than one spontaneous joke in his
life, according to his own modeat
confession.
One time years and years ago he
was on a train’pussing through Bal
timore. Some one in the car look
ed out at the scattered houses that
lay on either side the railroad track
and asked: v.
“la this The outskirts of Balti
more?”
Just then the train whisked Into
si tunnel like a rabbit into its bur-
row, and Mr. Love shouted out glee-
lull? in the darkness: *
“No; it’s the underskirt*.”—Hal-
tutor* American. *
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Til*klMl With II Feather.
"I Uaev any one who could b*
*»o H* .-I •• i:fi n feather as my wjfe.”
”Ti. UIK'i. Mlu»r
"Nut u»aia::y, but tin* was ai* ostrich
feather s!m* Bought at a bargain sale.”
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lion* you work; lei
t:e for 11,* - work Itaelf.-
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winch tho new KMUumrrmrtly- EC-ZtNE.
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Syrup Barrels
The Oak. Cypress
and Gum
Barrels, Halves and Kegs
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The Cannon Company
of Cairo ami Quitman, Os sod
MouticeliOk F a.
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Stanley’s
Business
College.
MACON, GEORGIA
TO PARENTS:
^ You, no doubt, are deeply-
interested about the future
prosp-rity of y. nr children.
You can ins.ue their inde
pendence by giving tl.eni a
thorongb, practical business
education. With a well-
rounded knowledge of modem
business 1. etlnd-, no matter
wlnil financial inverse's may
coine, youi cl.i dre will he
pr-pared to make their way
... the world.
Our business is to give
just this kind of an edu
cation/ A common school
education is not sufficient.
If you can’t pay in full
we will wait on you, se
cure your son or daughter
a position and let them
pay us. J
' To get the benefit of this
< ffer, add{ess at once,
G. W. H. Stanley.
President.
Stanley's Business College,
Pytbian Castle Building,
Macon, Georgia.
Newbros Herpicjde
The Original Remedy that "Kills the Dandruff Germ.”
SCHOOL CHILDREN*. [
Every «chfloU*hild should now that haldnesa it a ointa*
:toua dl*e •«. caused by microbes Prof. Unit* »>f Hamhtinr, H
iermany, <1 soovered tlint dandruff itchinC sculp, fuliinir Bair
and final Buldnei? are profucet^ By a germ or microbe thu
passe# from one he id to another, where I burrow* into tin'
•calp and by m'lltlplyinj? and exton iimr deeper and deeper in*'
to the hair follicles up* the H6? of the hair r.ot and prqdueei.
Baldness.
IT TAKES YEARS )
uruduee cotnpl t; haldtHM. f*r the a*tivi of flu* dandruff;
....crobe is not constant t*t!«very »ase It it* p.verned By
pre*lispiMiti tn, by the state of health b/ env ronmen', but
particularly By the endeator made t * combat the growth and i
development of the dandruff microbe*, whhh ca 1 only be des !
trov.nl witli Newbro’s Herpicide.
This new antiseptic scalp germicide is'
past tire ex per mental stage It ww made!
innily. Tbou^ande .if letters from pbysi-
c ans. tier yineo and lay me; tell the mine
story of its.wonderful ^ueeess
AN lDhAL HAIR DRESSING
It is fortunate for those who unders and the new rules fo r
sc dp cleanliness that tire antiseptic qualities of Newbro’s Her
picide moke it the most delightful and refreshing hairdress-
ng imaginable. Chronic baldnese is incurable
hair, while you have hair to save
CO SC ‘NT USER OK HERPI IDE
“I am a Constant user of yo r He-pi-
ddj* and am etting a fine head of hair;
was almost Bald when I Began to use it,
I think there is nothing like it;-have
tiled many other* But with no result*..
(*’:giied) M. J. Trnle:t.
Bluff Springs. Flu.
HEARTY APPRE IATI6N.
■'I coturntulute you on the excellence
of your hair tonic and assure you of my
appreciation of same.” (Signed) .. * ... u .
Daytona. Flu. Mrs L. Bellas Jr. Afl Unhealthy Half.
Cherokee Pharmacy,
At Dr«! Stern $1.00. SenC 1O0. in He n. ta THE HCRPICIDEtCO.. Detroit, Nish., for n«;li
spisiai ai
A Healthy Hair.
(“Destroy the Cause—Vou Remove the Effect.”
Genuine Primitive Method Whiskey
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COBB COUNTY CORN (New)
- —.1 K.00
ROSE'S BLUE RIDGE CORN
2 Years Old
Fall quart 65c. 4 qt$. 42.50. Gallon (Jug) $2.20
ROSE’S OLD GEORGIA CORN
4 Years Old
Fall quart 80c. 4 qts. $3.00. Gallon (jug) $2.70
ROSE’S OLD RESERVE STOCK CORN.
Full quart $1. 4 qts. $3.75. Gallon (Jug) $3.50
ROSE’S OLD CABINET RYE
Full quart 75c. Gallon (jug) $2.70
ROSE’S PURITY RYE
Absolutely Pnre, for Medicinal Use
Full quart $1. 4 qts. $3.75. Gallon < Jug> $3.50
ROSE’S PERFECT RYE
A Smooth. Perfect Whiskey
Full quart $1.^5. -i qt;. $4.50. Gallon (jug) $4.00
ROSE'S CONSTITUTION RYE
Very Fine Old Whiskey
Tull quaj*e$1.50. 4 qts. $5.50. Gallon (jug)$5.00
Special prices in 5 gallon kegs, or in cases of
ono dozen quarts of ono brand. Write for
complete price-list. Parties living outside of
Georgia should write for prices, charges prepaid.
Nothing like the old fashioned honest
Whishey oar forefathers made in copper
stills over open wood fires.
R. M. Rose Co.'s U. S. Distillery No. 9 is the finest old
fashioned fire copper plant in the country.
Only the finest selected grain is used in the distillation,
boiled and doubled in copper, over open wood fires, the way
our forefathers made it. During the process the whiskey is
filtered twice, perfetRIy purifying it. Aged in U. S. Bonded
Warehouses.
We own more old Georgia “Primitive Method” Corn
Whiskey, from one to six years old, than all the other dealers
and distillers combined. The records prove it. Just asK the
Havana* Officers.
FOR LUNG TROUBLE '
The discovery that old Corn Whiskey made by
the “Primitive Method" has the best ingredients for
staying the inroads of Consumption and Tubercular
troubles and can be retained on the stomach, when
even French brandy fails, has resulted in a tremen
dous demand on our stock by physicians. More of
Rose’s Whiskies are prescribed than all other brands
combined. Tour doctor will tall you why.
WE SELL TO THE CONSUMER DIRECT
Over 37 years'of experience and reputation are
Whind every bottle. We are not in competition
with questionable prepaid stuff. Wc know what we
make and that's what we sell.
Write for descriptive Nxiklet P. C. It tells you
l®w our whiskey is uyule.
Ask any bank, mercantile house or prominent
citizen of Atlanta about us. Every bottle tells of
honest business methods, which means honest deal
ing with all. It has been that wav for the past 37
years and our business has grown with every year.
Remember, all goods are guaranteed to Be
exadUy as represented or they can be returned to us at
our expense and money will be refunded.
L
R. M. ROSE CO.
The “Old Reliable”
Distillers.
IP tease mention this pap«T)
Department P. C.
ATLANTA, Ga.
Lunar 1 . Lemon LaxaMre it the original lemon medicine.
It io made of lemon, and other harmleu but powerful vege
table ingredient., i. a safe, tun and ..wedr cure for
Indigestion, Constipation, Torpid Liver, Headache.
It eleantea the lyitem of all imporitie., tone, np the
atomaeh and bowel., put. the liver and kidney, in perfect
order in short "make, yoo new.” It i> gentle but prompt
and powerful in action, pleaunt to take ami alway. reliable. .
- ro* IUI BY Alt DKCOGI.Ta.
LAMM. TAYLOR 4 RILEY DRUB CO, ■tMfketmn, llaeeo, 6a.
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