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Penalty of Success
Ex-Governor I’reuss was talking
about success.
“At the shore,” he said, “they don’t
consider the season a successful one
unless, down to the smallest boarding
house or cottage, they’re all ns crowd
ed ns Wave villa.
“The mistress of Wave villa said to
her husband one afternoon on bis re
turn from the fish market:
“ 'l’ve rented the coal bin, George.
Tin- rest of the season you’ll have to
Sleep In the chicken house.’ ”—Minne
apolis Tribune.
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Permanent Paint
Dr. Kurt Schmidt of Munich has in
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for applying hot paint mixed with wax
and thus making It practically perma
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that will not have to he renewed for
years, If ever.
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Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of
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remove every hard com, soft com, or
corn between the toes, and the foot
calluses, without soreness or irritation.
KEEPING WELL An N? Tablet
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“ Something to Think About “
By V. A. UMLKER
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HITTING THE MARK
IF TIIE first arrow misses the target
do not lose patience or become dis
mayed. Keep on shooting though you
may empty • your quiver and he com
pelled to refill It.
Nothing in this world Is gained ex
cept by persistent effort, good nature
and good will toward others, com
bined with willingness to listen to
kindly counsel. However gifted we
may he, we cannot go at one leap to
the .top.
Many of the failures In schools and
universities, In business ventures ami
in the professions come from Impa
tience and the inability to master one’s
self.
How to hope and labor Is a lesson
that but exceedingly small numbers
of peoples of the world have yet
learned, having been swept from the
true course by yielding at a crucial
moment In their lives to some silly
Impulse.
Physical passions, mental contor
tions, egotisms, are the imbecile off
springs of Incapable minds, whose
eyes are so dull and hands So unsteady
that their Inefficient owners never suc
ceed In hitting the mark, except by ac
cident.
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I We’ll Not Forget f
* By DOUGLAS MALLOCH *
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\X7E’LL not forget you, never fear;
* * Wherever you may go, my dear,
However far you have to stray,
However long you have to stay,
The friends of old, the friends you
knew.
Will think of you.
We’ll not forget you, friend of ours,
The flow’rs fade, but who the flow’rs
Forgets? Their sweetness, after all,
When winter comes we still recall.
And we who know your sweetness,
too,
Will think of you.
We'll not forget you. Do not praise
Our loyalty. A thousand ways
You leave yourself engraved upon
The hearts of friends when you are
gone.
Because of all you used to do
We’ll think of you.
We’ll not forget you. Others’ grace
Shall bring the memory of your face.
And others' kindness shall remind
Our hearts of some one who was kind.
When we behold the good, the true,
We’ll think of you.
(® by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
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Whatever strengthens and purifies
the affections, enlarges the imagination
and adds spirit to sense, is useful. —
Shelly.
FOOD FOR THE FAMILY
■pitUNES-should be served often in
families where there are children.
They are rich in food and with
marked medicinal value.
Berkshire Pudding.
Mix together thoroughly one cupful
eadi of sugar, flour and molasses.
Melt one-half cupful of butter; add
one-half cupful of lukewarm milk and
add one teaspoonful of soda. Combine
mixtures thoroughly; beat well; add
four well-beaten eggs; turn into a but
tered baking dish and bake in a mod
[ 9**he Young Lady I
I U Across the Way j
f. . ’
The young lady across the way says
all the men iu her family are In. busi
ness or professional life, and she has
no industrial relations.
(© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
THE LYONS PROGRESS, LYONS, GEORGIA.
Instead of smiling, stepping lightly
along the way and scattering pleasant
words as they go, these hapless souls
drag their feet, scold their dearest
friends and apparently do their ut
most to bankrupt their fellow crea
tures.
It Is often Impossible to encourage
such souls or brighten tlielr surround
ings, for unfortunately they are made
of the roughest clay which neither pity
nor kindness can smoothen.
Pity them when they are In more
trouble than usual, or do them a favor
when they are in dire need, perhaps
distress, and the likelihood Is that they
Will turn from you without a sign of
gratitude on their stoical faces.
And yet these enigmatic souls won
der why they fail to win In the bat
tle where smiling faces, pleasant man
ners, soft words and laughing eyes
are the chief weapons of success
Not even in love are they moon
struck, and before they hit the mark
some cheerful, sunny and hopeful
swain who could laugh and tell de
lightful fairy tales has been blessed
by the bishop and gone a honeymoon
ing:
• (© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
I [ SCHOOL DAI]S IA |
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Bounce a
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erate oven. Serve with foamy sauce.
Prepare the sauce by creaming one
half cupful of butter; add gradually
one cupful of powdered sugar, an egg
well-beaten and a teaspoonful of
vanilla, or two tablespoonfuls of or
ange juice.
Childrens’ Supper Dish.
Rub through a sieve one cupful of
cooked prunes and the same quantity
of cooked rice; add sugar to sweeten,
If needed, a little grated peel, and
egg yolk thinned slightly with water;
cook until well heated through. Serve
with cream and sugar.
Hongroise Potatoes.
Take three cupfuls of one-third-
Incli-cubed potatoes, parboil three
minutes, drain, add one-third of a
cupful of butter and set the pota
toes back to cook until soft and
slightly brown. Melt two tnblespoou-
( Reflections of a Bachelor Girl f
\ By HELEN ROWLAND ij
TF WISHES were horses, every nor
mal woman would Immediately
“wish” they were automobiles. You
can't cheat a woman out of her divine
right to be “discontented.”
When Solomon wailed, “Feed me
with apples and stay me with flagons,
for lam sick of love!” he was either
just recovering from a grande passion,
or trying to escape a “petting party.”
Many a girl tempts a man to make
love to her, just in order to brighten
tip -tis conversation, when she feels
herself about to yawn.
#
Love fits a woman’s heart like a
glove; hut it fits a man's heart like his
clothes, always loosely enough for him
to turn around in and look for—an
other love.
To make an ideal lover, take the dar
ing of a soldier, the imagination of a
poet, and the tenderness of a mother;
hut to make an ideal husband, you will
have to substitute caution for daring,
% The Romance of Words
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% “GRASS WIDOW”
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* np IIIS term —which In America
* is bestowed either upon a dl
* vorced wife or to one who Is
% separated from her husband but
in England Is used to designate
* a discarded mistress or an un
* married mother —Is claimed by
some to have been derived from
* “grace widow,” a woman who Is
* a widow by grace or courtesy
£ but not by fact.
4* While plausible, this explana
£ tion is not the true one. The
<• term started with the colloquial
% rural expression in England of a
•> “grass mare”—meaning a horse
| which has been turned out to
* pnsture. At first, even on the
% other side of the Atlantic, It bore
•j* no reproach, being applied to
% any woman who was living
* apart from her husband. The
* wives of army officers or navy
captains were known as grass
* widows, until the term finally
* fell into disrepute. Before this
* occurred, however, it had been
£ imported into the United States
•> and first came into general use
% at the time of the California
gold strike in 1849, when many
* wives were left at home while
* their husbands sought wealth In
% the West.
(© by Wheeler Syndicate, Inc.)
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fills of butter, add a little onion
juice, two tablespoonfuls of flour and
one cupful of hot milk. Cook until
smooth, 'dd an egg yolk, pour the
sauce over the potatoes and sprinkle
with flnely-minoed parsley.
Potato Flour Cake.
Add a tablespoonful of cold water to
two eggs beaten light, then add one
third of a cupful of sugar, gradually
beating constantly. Mix and sift one
half cupful of potato flour with one
teaspoonful of baking powder and one
fourth teaspoonful of salt. Combine
mixtures and add one-fourth of a tea
spoonful of melted butter. Turn into
a buttered, floured cake pan and bake
in a moderate oven twenty-five min
utes.
Turnips, New York Style.
Wash, pare and cut into half-incji
cubes three cupfuls of turnips. Cook
until tender in boiling, salted water.
Drain, add one-third of a cupful of
butter, salt, paprika and finely chopped
parsley sprinkled over them Just be
fore serving.
'Huu.
(©• 1924, Western Newspaper Union.)
generosity for imagination, and then
add an income and a motorcar.
There are only two vital causes of
the failure of any marringe: one is the
husband; the other is the wife.
Marriage is the end of a girl’s trou
bles, trials and problems; but it isn’t
until after the wedding that she dis
covers WHICH end.
When a man marries a rich woman
for her money, he koon begins to re
gard her kisses as “income tax” —and
to look around for a few "exemptions.”
(Copyright, by Helen Rowland.)
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“The Pottery City”
American cities in great number get
their nicknames from their principal
industries. Trenton is “The Pottery
City”; Troy, “The Collar City”; Fall
River, “The Cotton City”; Akron, “The
Tire City”; Hollywood, “The Movie
City”; Paterson. “The Silk City”; Wa
terbury. “The Brass City,” and Dan
bury, “The Hat City.”
HOUSEWORK NOT DRUDGERY
For Women In Good Health
Read How Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound Changed Conditions
For These Housewives
Back Don't Bother Me Now
Lincoln, Nebraska. “My back
would bother me bo and when I had
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sick to my stomach with the pains in
my back. I have my housework to
do and four babies to take care of so
when I heard of Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound I took it and I
feel better. My back don’t bother
me and I can eat more and work. I
do all my housework and washing for
six In the family. I will tell other
women to take the Vegetable Com
pound and you may publish my let
ter.”—Mrs. Chaeles F. Dolezal,
1201 Garber Ave., Lincoln, Nebraska.
Felt Better At Once
Volga City, lowa.—“l will tell you
what Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound did for me. I was all run
down and could hardly be on my feet.
I was so cold I could not keep warm.
I had numb feelings and then heat
flashes would pass over my body. I
had severe pains in my sides ana was
very nervous. I saw your advertise
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I have taken it off and on for three
years now. I keep house and do all
my work for my husband and two
Each Girl for Herself
Ethel—“ What Is the proper length
for a girl’s skirt?’’ Clara —“That all
depends on her legs, dear!”
MOTHER I— Letcher’s Castoria is a pleasant, harmless Substi
tute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Drops and Soothing
Syrups, prepared for Infants in arms and Children all ages.
To avoid imitations, alwfys look for the signature of
Proven directions on each package. Physicians everywhere recommend it
Leaser of the Evils
Doris, two years old, was having
her face washed. The day before she
had fallen and severely scratched her
face, so that the application of soap
and water was anything but pleasant.
“It hurts, mamma,” she said.
“I’m washing easy,” her mother as
sured her.
‘Wash hard! Wash hard!” de
manded Doris, as the pain continued
and increased.—lndianapolis News.
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP-ROOT
For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi
cine.
It is a physician’s prescription.
Swamp-Root is a strengthening medi
cine. It helps the kidneys, liver and
bladder do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test of years.
It is sold by all druggists on its merit and
it should help you. No other kidney medi
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Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation, send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a
sample bottle. When writing, be sure
and mention this paper.—Advertisement.
Logic's Last Ditch
“You don’t mean to tell me you
married Elsie Spender?”
“But I do —I mean I did,” replied
the optimistic bridegroom.
•‘Why, you poor boob, your salary
won’t even buy her breakfast!”
“Ha! Ha!’’ laughed the optimist,
“That’s where I’ve got you. My Elsie
won’t got up for breakfast!” —Ameri-
can Legion Weekly.
“WHAT AKE THEY DOING TO MY
COUNTRY?”
Send 25c. Best literature. HOME UNION,
710 Hearst Bldg., San Francisco, Cal.—Adv.
It Doesn’t Faze ’Em
Employer—Do you feel able to take
a few letters, Miss Typer?
Stenographer Why, certainly!
That’s what I’m here for, isn’t it?
Employer—l guess so, hut my request
came so soon after your last telephone
conversation that I feared you might
be exhausted. —Philadelphia Bulletin.
Indigestion produces disagreeable and
sometimes alarming symptoms. Wright's
Indian Vegetable Pills remove symptoms and
restore digestion. 372 Pearl St., N. Y. Adv.
No Encore
Woman Witness —And now, sir. may
I go through the whole program?
Magistrate—We seem to have had it
already, and I’ve heard no demand for
an encore.—London Tit-Bits.
little boys and make my garden. I
feel fine and I tell others what the
medicine has done for me. I think it
is the best medicine in the world for
women.” —Mrs. Thomas Geindle,
Volga City, lowa.
Can Do Any Kind of Work
Fouke, Arkansas. —“I had the ‘Flu’
and after that I had a pain in my side
and was not able to do my work I was
so weak. I found an advertisement
in a paper and it told what Lydia
E. Pinknam’s Vegetable Compound
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do any kind of work I want to. I
think every family ought to keep it
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to do so. Mrs. Doea Pkilyaw, R.K.
No. 2, Fouke, Arkansas.
Over 100,000 women have so far
replied to our question, “Have you
received benefit from taking Lydia
E. Vegetable Compound?”
98 per cent of thsse replies are
"Yes.”
This shows that 98 out of every 100
women who take this medicine for
the ailments for which it i 9 recom
mended are benefited by it
This goes to prove that a medicine
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do good work. For sale by druggists
everywhere.
Shaping .It
“Can't you help me shape this up? -
“What Is It?”
“A form letter.”
Literally True
A figure of speech can sometimes
have a liberal application. Just the
other day Brown remarked: “I saw a
funny thing this morning.”
“What was it?” Smith asked.
“Well, I saw two deaf and dumb
men standing on the corner talking,”
Brown replied, “and a third came up
and took a hand in the conversation I”
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W. N. U., ATLANTA, NO. 21-1924.