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COURTSHIP.
These two took ship, for Hymen’s land
And steadily sailed shoreward.
The man was stern. The maiden trim
med
The ship by being forward.
—Puck.
TESTED.
. Ned—lt took me a long time to
make up my mind if a man who specu
lated in stocks is a fool.
Ted—How did you finaily determine?
Ned—ll speculated.—Town Topics.
INFLATED.
“This picture,” said the artist, indi
cating an exquisite marine view, “is
valued at fifty thousand dollars.”
“H'm!” remarked the stock broker,
“there’s a lot of water in it, isn’t
there?’—Catholic Standard and Times.
THE COLLEGIAN,
“Are you doing much work at col
lege?”
“Yes; I'm trying to keep up a corres
pondence with fifteen girls.”—Prince
ton Tiger.
HE WAS WISE,
Tommy—‘“Say, pop, what part of
Speech is woman?”’
Henry Peck—‘“She isn’t part. She’s
the whole thing.”—Chicago Journal.
A TRUISM.
The Debutante—l think she’s just
as pretty as she can be.
The Wall Flower—Most girls are.—
Detroit Free Press.
GETTING EVEN.
e doctor told me I must go to
o
‘e you going to do?”
1 going to get even with
getting up so early.”’—
iin Dealer,
ALL DEPENDS.
you an optimist or a pes
—When I'm tired I’'m a pes
aen I'm rested I'm an optim
aqoit Free Press.
- AN ARTFUL DODGER.
Dolly—You can believe only one-half
he says.
Madge—So you have found him out?
Dolly—Not yet. I never know which
half to believe.—Judge.
HIS ONE DESIRE.
Agent—Don’t you think you would
better put an overcoat on your steam
pipes?
Householder—Would that make the
steam any warmer?—Town Topics.
A BLUNDERER.
“Of course, I will be uglier some
day,” she whijspered.
+ “Impossible,” he replied galantly.
And he wonders that she sent his pres
ents back.—New Yorker.
WHY HE APPROVES IT.
“What do you think about this
scheme to divide the year into thirteen
months of twenty-eight days each?”
“It’s all right. Increases the num
ber of pay days, doesn't it?”—Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
PLEASANT THOUGHT.
Georgiana—We are not old.
Juliana—Oh, yes, we are, my dear.
Georgiana—Well, we are just as
young as any girls of our age in town.
—lndianapolis Journal.
CONFLICTING EVIDENCE.
First Passenger—What's the
name of this station?”
~ Second Passenger—“ Don’t know.
The sign says one thing and the brake
man says another.”—St. Louis Star.
‘A STIMULUS TO WORSHIP.
Mrs. Glimmer—*“They've cut dowr
Dr. Pounder’s salary.”
Mr. Glimmer—‘Yes; his sermons
are bargains now. We must go all
the time.”—Alincinnati Commercial
Tribune.
WISDOM OF EXPERIENCE.
“This roast bheef is badly burned,’
gaid the waiter to his employer. “It’s
useless to caitse trouble by trying to
serve it.”
“Take it over to that bridal couple
by the window,” said i3> restaurant
proprietor. ‘They wiil never know
the difference,”—Chicago News.
THI ROST BABY.
“What has become of your baby sis
ter, Johnny?” asked a mother of her
four-year-ol¢ son. “I haven't seen hei
for an houy or more.”
“Oh, don’t worry 'bout her, mamma,”
replied Johany. ‘“You’ll find her when
you sweep the house.”—Exchange,
WJLLING TO LEARN.
“Sonny,’ said the good old man,
“I'm surprised that you should tease
that cat {n that way.”
“Why,” replied the bad boy, pausing
in his inhuman work, “do you know
eny better way?’—Philadelphia Press.
A New Tunnelling Machine.
The rapid increase in the number
of underground railway enterprises
has brought into existence improved
methods of tunnelling, and one of the
most recent of these is a combined
electrically driven and hydraulic ma
chine now in use in England. It is
designed for tunnelling in fairly soft
ground, such as is encountered in
London, and consists of a shield with
a cutting edge which is forced for
ward into the earth or clay. This
part of the machine does not involve
any new principle, as shields of one
form or other have been used for
many years in goft zround tunnelling,
but the combination with it of a me
chanical excavator operated by elec
tricity is a novel feature whieh con
tributes to its efficiency. This consists
of a cutterhead and buckets, which
are revolved by a 50 horse-power elec
tric motor, and just clear the cutting
edge of the shield. In operation, the
shield, which is cylindrical in form, is
forced forward by hydraulic rams, its
edge cutting into the ground. The
cutterhead and buckets are then ro
tated, and the material which is loos
ened by the cutting tools on the head
is collected by the buckets and de
livered at the top center of the shield,
whence it is discharged into a shute
leading to a conveyor belt, at the tail
end of the shield, and carried back
into the completed portion of the ex
cavation for final removal. In Lor
don clay it has proved a distinot.sn¢
cess, and the occasional boulders en
countered are broken by the cutting
tools and passed along to the delivery
belt. It can be employed where the
ground to be penetrated is sufficiently
soft to admit of using a shield. In
these cases cast iron circular ring:
form the walls of the tunnel and arc
put in position just as soon as the
material is excavated. These tunnels
are usually at considerable distance
heneath the surface, and are quite
different from the open cut or rock ex
cavation encountered on the subway
work in New York city.
Dividing the Sexes.
While worshipping in a little chapel
of-ease, a few miles from Rutlin, on
the Wrexham road, the sexes are so
sirictly divided that they cannot even
see one another. The building forms
a right angle, in one arm of which the
men sit and the women in the other.
It was built and endowed by the mi
sogynist of the Stuart period who ob
jected to having his devotions distract
ed by the sight of the hated sex and
sympathizing with male posterity,
stipulated expressly for this divis
jon in his deed of endowment.—J.on-
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