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ULSTER IRISH HUMOR,
' In County Down a countryman win
dd horse hod suddenly died tods the
gktoto a tanner. The tanner said, in
the Scotch dialect peculiar to the dis
trict: “Icannagieyou full price lor
this skin; it’s ower uma’.” The reply
^. “ That’s quare. Tlie aul’ horse
wore it twenty years and mair, and niver
made any complaint about it being ower
sma’.”
An old man married a young wife,
who after some time rued her bargain,
and gate him* poison.' The doctor who
was called in whispered his suspicions to
comings, our failures, these teach us to
his aged patient, The young wife, soon jjunk before we act, to consider each
after coming to the bedside, said bo- step, to weigh every moti
seechingly: "Oh, Bob,.do ye know
me, dear?” “No,” said he, “but I am
beginning to know..ye.” -
A drunken fellow belonging to Ban
gor, in (Wbtyi)own7 fellasleep in the
graveyard into whioh he had wandered
over night. He was suddenly roused
from sleep by the sound of the early
postman’s bom or trumpet, which he
mistook for the archangel’s trumpet on
the restageotka g said:
*‘ What t ah’r a one risen here but ine J
It speaks bad for Bangor.”
A hardy postboy, with a bare throat*
was driving bis vebicle along an exposed
road in the teeth of a biting wind. A
passenger suggested, as the driver had
no neck-cloth of any sort, that Ho should
at least fasten his shirt at the neok with
a pin. “.Jhpinl” wjp the reply; “ sure
there’s no hate in a pin.”
An old sexton (a care-taker oi a church
and churchyard) in County Armagh, waa
asked by his dying wife : “ Andy, dear,
I have just one request to make before I
die." ‘‘What is it, Betty?” “I wish
you to carry me over to my own oountry
in Tyrone, and bury me with my father
and mother." The journey was sixty
miles. “ Well, Betty," was the answer,
“I’ll try you here first in our own meet-
ing.houso green, and if ye give ony trouble
I’ll take yeup and bury ye in Tyrone.”
A minister who was not perhaps too
careful in his habits was induced by hia
friends to take the teetotal pledge. Hia
health began to suffer, and his doctor
ordered him to take one glass of punch
doily. “Ohr said he, “X dore not,
Peggy, my old housekeeper, would tell
the whole parish. ” “ When do yon
shave?” the doctor asked. “In the
morning.” “Then," said the doctor,
••shave at night; and whcnPeggy brings
you up your hot water yon «n take your
glass of punch Just before going to betLT
The minister aBttfjftfty eaiyl to im
prove in health and spirits. The doctor
met Peggy sotm'*fte«%ald, ifid said:
“ I’m glad to hear, Peggy, that your
master is better." “Indeed, sir, he’a
bettor, but his brain’s affected; there’s
something wrong wi’ his mind.”
"How?” Why, doctor, he used to shave
at night before going to bed, bnt now he
shaves in the mam, he shaven before
dinner, he shaves after dinner, he shaves
at night—he’s aye sharin'.”
A minister had become very fat and
paunchy. “Oh," said an observer,
“ it's nothing bnt ohnroh extension,”
“ What was the text the day, Jamie ?"
was the question asked one Sunday after
noon. “Wool, it was that one where
tho. apostle delivered Hymcnua and
Philetus to Baton that they might learn
not to blaspheme. ” “ Noo I’m thinkin*
he could no gio them into waur hands.”
—Hamer'» Drawer.
WHAT TUB CZAR OF RUSSIA RATS,
The Czar is disposed to “ live while he
does live.” In his dining-hall little
round tables are distributed in nooks
and comers, containing the sabuska, or
appetizers. The zabuska consist of
caviare, herrings, smoked salmon, sar
dines, emokod goose, sausages, cheese,
bread and butter. Baw beets, pickled
in brandy, introduced from Denmark by
the Empress, ore often added. Guests
gather around these tables as they en
ter. A battery of deoantere also Btondt
upon each table, and it makes the choieh
difficult between tho national wodka,
bitten, hummel, cognac, liqueurs and
the English geneure. The principal
soup is muds of the sterlet, a V<
But thethar’s favorite is the “c
an imperial seerBl, of which beef, mut
ton, onions and garlic are known to be
ingredients. Another soup, the “ otroa-
ka,” is a conglomerate sauce made of
peon, apples, plums, barley and grpats,
h> which swim little pieces of meat, her
ring and pickled gherkins. The Cur is
particularly fond of chicken cutlets a la
posh ireki—mode of ImM chicken,
tried in the torn of -outlets in bread
crumbs and eggs. Qo is also fond of
pork cooked in milk and served with a
sharp sauce. The Osar specially likes
hah preserved in a variety of ways,
pickled cucumbers and capona He al-
ways eats in full-dresa uniform, and tbs
swno is required of all who dine with
him—Aft Pelcrtbura Utter.
FACIAL INDICATIONS.
Xenial Characteristics Indicated in Fates,
Round-eyed persons see muoh, live
muoh in the senses, but think less.
Narrow-eyed persons, on the other hand,
see less, bat think more and feel more
intensely. It will be observed that the
eyes of children are open and round.
Their whole life is to receive impres
sions. It is only when childhood is ma
turing toward man or womanhood, that,
thought comes, if it cob6s at all., Bui
what is it that most leads to reflection ?
Experience. Our errors, our short-
motive. When,
therefore, the upper eyelid—for it is that
whioh has the greatest amount^ of njohil-
ity—droops Over tho ey||itft
merely lfeflMitibh, but sc
to reflect about. Hence the length or
drooping of the upper eyelid betokens
confession and penitence. The drooping
of the hair of the eyelid from the outer
hngle to the center indicates the dispo
sition to confess one’s fault to parents or
Mpiprs, to “father eonfessottf or to tttp,
Supreme Being. Tho drooping of tho
half of the eyelid from the inner angle
to the center betokens a disposition to
repent, and to “ do works meet tor repen.
tanoe.” Closely allied to these signs ore
those of prayerfuTness and humility.
The former is indicated by the muscle
which turns the eye directly upward.
Tho faculty of huinility is indioated by the
muscle whioh turns the eye directly down
ward, as represented in the pictures oi
Madonna, Prayerfulness is usually large
in connection with the sign of confession,
and humility in connection with that oi
penitence; the reason of which is that
between the faculties of penitence and
humility there is tho some close connec
tion as between confession and prayer.
One who has more prayer than humility
has the eye turned habitually somewhat
upward, so that tho upper part of the
iris is a little covered by the upper eye
lid, and so as to leave a slight space be
tween the iris and the lower lid. The
reverse is true of one that has more hu
mility than prayer. 13m faculty of truth
—that is, the love of it—is indicated by
the muscle which surrounds the eye,
causing folds and wrinkles. Justioe is
indicated by the musoie whioh causes
perpendicular wrinkles between the eye
brows. Fullness and wrinkles under the
eye, for whioh some persons are remark
able, indicate the love of mathematical
aocuracy • and wrinkles Offirved upward
from the outer angle of tho eye and eye
brow indicate probity or personal truth
fulness. There are three degrees of the
faculty of justice. The first is a kind of
exactness or strict honeHty in small
mohey matters, whioh some people would
call closeness,. and is indicated by a
single perpendioulor wrinkle or line be
tween the eyebrows. The second is the
disposition to require justice in others,
and is indicated by two perpendicular
lines or wrinkles, one on each side of
the oonter—a very common sign. The
third ps conscientiousness, or the dispo
sition to apply the rale of justioe to onofa
self, and is indicated by three or more
wrinkles or lines, especially noticcal >le,
extending above tho eyebrow when the
muscle is in action. The love of com
mand is indicated by one or more short
tronsverso wrinkles across the root of
the nose, exactly between the eyes. It
may be seen in groat military command
ers, in masters and teachers, and in
those generally who are fond of exercis
ing authority. In those who are wont
ing in power to command, and have no
desire for responsibility this sign is also
absent The faculty of command fre
quently acts with that part of justice
which reprimands, or require? others to
do right, and both together produce that
frowning and lowering brow which is so
torriblo to evil-doers, or to those who
love to be approved rather than con
demned.—Phrenological Magazine.
Onoui scientists have discovered,
through experiment that the electric
light Is breUMtO other methods of
illumination, since it loaves the sit
purer, and that some colors—red, green,
bias and jttUow especially—are shown
more distinctly by it than by daylight
HER FEATHER*
A girl at Anderson, Kjr., desired s new
hat trimmed profusely with bright-ool*
ored feathers, aoeonUng to the ruling
fashion, bnt bad no money to buy them.
A brilliant-hued rooster came her way
and she killed him, plucked hia feather*
and adorned the hat exactly to her lik
ing. But the owner of the fowl had her
arrested, and she wore the hat in court
instead of ohnroh, ae she had intended.
Lin ia diridedinto three terms—that
which was, whioh is and whioh will be.
Let ns learn by the ps»t to profit by the
present, and from the present to live
better for the future.
CONSISTING OF
French Chip Hat* and Bonnets,
French Felt Hats and Bonnet*.
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gpdf xmoSeutps '.taaiq -api
4 i tIPure MWiie Lead, Zing & Colors,
Cilass Putty. Varnishes & Brushes EVERY PAHTWARRA^TED.
• This star* <■ aTolnstmlv fins* Isdiiw and thaw wilt
; Srf"---’-
Plain and Decorate Wall Paper
ai etHW
udt tltk
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, Etc.,
, ;. f. u : •' •"•
'‘, Locks, Sash-Weighis, Cord, Hinges, Shews, Etc., -■
9 . . t , . : % * ■ -?* . A
Lime,"Plaster, hair & cement.
bai -.„Trr: ot rz-~r*a;-.
I wish to call the attention of the ladles of Bruns
wick and on the lines of our railroads to my hind
some suortmeSl af ■oswwaqw .
«M/olt
' French sod American Flowers, Gloves, laces,
Flush sod Satin Ribbons. Baahde ShadedEIbboBS
Bbaded Satina for drsaa trimming, ‘
811k Velvets, Velveteen in sllcolors.
Children's end Ladles' Hose.
Dress Trlmmngs, Psssamcntorio and Fringes,
Worsted Goods, Buttons, Onvas Mottoes, eto.
KID GLOVESl
And a varied assortment 1
IKS' MD GHlLDS[H’S UKOEftWUR,
AT EXTREMELY LOW PBIC28.
Only Lady Clerks
! Will be emplojed, Vbo will show goods. My
' ' ' .’I ; 4 j
Sot Counter
Is still kept np, where wlU be fonnd many nsefnl
article. When you do not see what yon wish, ask
for It, and If I haven't it. wlU order It for yon with
pleasure. Oountry ordere eolicited. if
MRS- M. C. ROWE.
NO. 5; WHITAKER STREET,
A.E.
0*eZ^w-
Brunswick & AlhanyBailr’d
a . ^ \
TIME TABLE.
Takes Effect Monday, Octoberj3dJlS81-
TRAINS GOING WEST.
FREIGHT
NO. 3.
L. 5:00 ah
L.6KX)
L.6:37
L.7:10
L. 8:10
L.837
L.9:50
L. 10:23
L. 11:12
L. 12:10
L. 12:27 FM
L.l:10
L. 2:14
L. 2:60
L. 3:36
L. 3:52
1* 4:21
L. 4:60
L. 5:37
L. 6:20
A. 7:00
GEB NO. 1
LEAVE.
9:00 am
9^0
10rf»
10:46
1126
11:41
1220 pm
12:41
1:14 *
2:101
220
2:47
3:23
3:56
4:21
4:35
4:53
5:12
5:35 T
6:01
A. 6:30
1
25
32
45
60
60
67
78
90
93
101
112
122
130
133
139
145
151
161
171
STATIONS.
BRUNSWICK
6 JAMAICA
WAYNESWILLE..
LULATON
HOBOKEN
SCHLATRVILLE.
WAY CROSS
WARE8BORO
MILLWOOD
PEARSON
KIRKLAND
WILLICOOCHEE.
ALAPPAHA
BROOKFIELD
TIFTON..;
RIVERSIDE
TYTY
ALFORD
ISABELLA
DAVIS
EAST ALBANY
TRAINS GOING EAST.
(BEAD UPWASDS.)
PASSEN
GER NO. 1.
LEAVE.
171
155
146
139
126
121
111
104
A. 6:45
6riX)
5:32
506 ||
429
4:13
3:43
3:16
2:43
2:10 t
1:35
1:10 §
12:32 pm
1102
11:27
11:16
10:53
10:34
10:15
9:35
9:00 am
FREIGHT
NO. 4.
A. 7:15
L. 6:20
L. 6:43
L. 6:10
L. 4:10
L. 3:50
L 3:05
L.2KJ0
1*1:14
L. 12:10
1*11:48
L. 11:06
L. 10:16
I* 9:22
I* 8:40
L. 8:15
L. 7:44
L. 6:20
5:35
L. 5:00 am
R. D. MEADER. Superintendent.
Approved: CHARLES I* SCHLATTER. Gen’I Manager.'
Florcston Colognes
A New, DellshtfelnndFnsliIonohlel^rfume.
ExceedinglyFree rent, Last Ine a Refreshing.
e-i i »>*» iuj f*ncy foosii dealers.
icox&COey ChomliUi N# Yd
I
PARICTR’S cingtrtonic
. Ginger, Eucho, Memlreko, RtlUIngln and
[runny othor of th‘e bc*t raedtemesLuownarccom-
tbined eo ekilltully In Pahkek’s Clscin Toxic ns
Ho nuke it the greatest Blood Purifier and the
iSestHealth and Strength r.csforerever nsed.
! It cures Dyspepsia. Bheumrli.m, Neuralgia,
.Sleepleataeas, and iul due - ‘ * «f the Stomach,
IbowcU, Lungs, Liver. Kid. r , Urinary Orgene
(and all Female Conipiainl.,
It ^ou ar* ft" -)
OUe ftVIuptOlU* t\XV Wee* t .;c.V -IwD
Remember! Till* Tonic cure* drunkeimeu,
None cenuine without our «cnat... w
HliCOX&Co.» Chcir.nU, New York.
I>EST GREEN AND BLACK
TEAS. ^
HOISTS OENLINE SKW GltOI
GARDEN HEED
ONION SETS.
J«.E.Liiniln'iglit
Green Grocer,
Raker & Confectioner,
ALSO DEALER IN
TOBACCO, CIGARS and FRUITS.
Ice-Cold Soda Water
ALWAYS ON HAND.
Tobacco and Cigars
' f • .’i .v&ii • •' iv/ lo ,jf’A
A SPECIALTY.
I am well prepared to supply y a with any aw
everything yon wish to eat.
GOODS DELIVERED FREE.
Give mo a call, at either my store on the Bey OT
on Newcastle a tree!, where myself or my clerkiwlis
b ”M?y ,erT,y<ra ' A.W.m».
V RECEIVED
AND DEALER IN
Country Produce
GROCERIES.
CANNED GOODS.
TOBACCO.
CIGARS,
STANDARD AND
FANCY CRACKERS,
LNDIE8, NUTS,
tUITS, Etc..
All »r which ere offered for ceeh el leaaooelile
prior*. • ” “ ‘ 1 ’ '
h>B’ }<* -Visrii sd
I MEAN BUSINESS!
Store corner Newceatlr and Monk Btreett,
BUUNSWKK, GEORGIA.
J. M. CARTER. Proprietor..
CHOICE CHEW! SO & s«oh.vo |CI ty BARm SHOP,
TOBACCO.
The nest 5 Cent Cigars.
For sale at
oct-23-ti
BLAIN’S DICI’C STOKE.
r>
BP AVISO. HAIR CUTTING AND HAIR DRK88-
1NG done lo the very la tart tad moat approved
ityle,
LADIES AND CIIILDBBirsIrAIR CUTTING A
SPECIALTY.
len
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
Cut Loaf, Powdered, Granulat
ed and Cofnmon Sugars,
Full Line of Fresh Groceries,
A full Stock of Dry Goods,
-AT-
J. J. SPEARS'.
r-FOlt GOOD' BREAD AND
BISCUITS USE J. J. SPEARS’DRY
HOP YEAST AND WHITE PUFF
BAKING POWDEB.
W. 3. PRICE,
INSPECTOR OF
NAVAL STORES,
BRUNSWICK. GEORGIA:
eng U-tf
/. GaoY*rr 9
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA.
Offlce next to AnreATiaxnaXD imu building. **