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TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUIt
. —. FOCKETS. -
1 r j f -f —4°=-. CL,.
To begin witli. it does not look well
when ii young man crooks bis arms
and thrusts bis bands into bis pock
ets making a fi
an.f lhen stand
side <>f the house li
cumber.
How would the girls look all turned
into eights
wall? ( How would
iu that posture ? You don’t find her
bands in her pockets. Your mother’s
bands, while you are loafing about do
ing nothing,'are the bonds that sew,
J;. Mr. Samuel.Goforth felt a violent
affinity for chicken pie, and to that
end purchased a bright and active
Dominio hen, which he lugged home,
andraSefn'g^heMUar door, dropped
iWlvfTMrf^
he back yard to inform
and b tlie, and stow and fry, and darn,
and sweep, and nurse, but she does
not sink theih in her pockets and then
loll against the building.
Are your hands cold ? Warm them
up at the end of tbe boo handle and
tbe scythe; swing tbe hammer; drive
the plane; flourish the axe. There is
untold calorie about u spade, a trowel,
a wrench.
Besides, pocket-heat is not profita
ble. Have you any money there?
Are your pockets the safes in which
yon have hidden treasure, and are
ymir hands tbe bolts that secure the
snfe door? Money may be tbero to-
dav, ont it won’t be a guest over to
morrow nigbt. An idler's monoy is
apt to leap out of his pocket. It is
likely io go for a pipe, a cigar, a to
bacco plug or a in eg of ale. There is
no money in pocket warming.
Take your hands out of pour pock
ets, young man! You are losing time.
Time is valunble. People feel it at
the other end of the line, when death
is near and oteruity is pressing them
into such small quarters, for the works
of this life craves hours, weeks, years.
If those at tbe end of tbe line, if
youth, with its obundatico of resourc
es, would only feel that, timo is pre
cious ! Timo is a quarry—every hour
tuny be a nngget of gold. It is time
in whoso invaluable moments we build
our bridges, launch our ships, dig our
canals, run our factories. You might
huvo dug twenty hills of potatoes
while I have been talking to yon,
yonug man. Take your hands out of
your pockets.
The world wants those hands. The
world is not dead, asleep under the
pyramids, u mummy by the Nile.—
Tbe world is alive, wide awake, push
ing, struggling, going abend. The
world wants those hands. You need
not take them out of Americn. They
can find a murkot here at borne. The
country wnntB those hands, soiling
dry goods in New York, cradling
wheat in Minnesota, raising cotton in
Alabama, weaving cloth in Lowell,
picking oranges in Florida, digging
gold in Colorado, catching mnckerel
from tbe dock of a down east fishing
smack. Take your hands out of your
pockets!
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Probable Candidate lor Governor.
IUwkiusvillu Dispatch.
We didn’t know there was such an
independent farmer in Pulaski coun
ty as D. G. Nicbolls, who, according
to tbe Coobran Enterprise, bus now
on band n crib full of lust year's corn,
and one tboasaud pounds of home-
raised hams and middlings. We are
inclined to think tlmt tbe editor of
tbe Enterprise is ''feeling uronud" for
a candidate for Governor, nnd we
shall not lie surprised to see tbe name
of Nicbolls hoisted at the bead of bis
paper.
Lord Derby bus ten men servants
in the bouse and nbont forty moro
domestics feeding daily at bis board.
Supposing to-morrow be pud bis wife
should agree to straggle along on
$100,000 a year, be could save at least
$800,000 a year; while, wero tbe
Dukes of Westminster, Devonshire
and Bedford to do likewise, their sav
ings would be still greater. Suppos
ing Lord Derby to save at this rate
for thirty years, wh&V>m arcb-milliou-
airo be would become.
GOFORTHW CHICKEN.
aronm
Mrs. G. of bis purchase, and got there
just in time to catch bey. shooing it
over'tWjjiftck fence, as she innocently
“There’s somebody’s stray chicken,
Sam. How on earth did it got in tho
kitchen?"
'‘‘VW bjaiuod fool,” yelled Sam, and
he nearly bfoke himself in two across
the fence as be went in pursuit. He
lit in a neighbor’s yard, with bis foot
through a five dollar strawberry
framo, and gave vigorous chase. Tbe
ebicken escaped to tbo street and was
captured by a small boy, who imme
diately taxed Safu a quarter for mak
ing the arrest.
“Now look here, 'Tilda, I’m going
to put this miserable hen in the cellar
again, nnd if yon leave nny more
doors open beforo yon get her in tbe
put I’ll be Imtsged if I don’t saw off
one of your feet; and I want her for
dibber to-morrow, that's more of it.”
Mr. Goforth came home to dinner,
but there was no indication of the
coveted festivity.
“Look hero, old woman, wher
that chicken pie ?”
“Blast your old chicken ! I couldn't
catch her.”
“Just like a woman ! You couldn’t
ditch the side of a barn if it wasn’t
nailed to the ground. I'll just cut its
head off for you, to sec if yon can per-
mindo it into a skillet and have it fried
for supper. Darned if I don’t spend
as much for grub ns anybody, and
never have anything like I want it/’
Down into tho cellar went Mr. Go
forth, grumbling like a discontented
thunder storm. The ceiling was five
feet hiffli nnd he was six feet long, and
hadn’t been down there iu eight
months. He stooped to save bis lint
and groped around iu tbe durk.
"Chuck, chuck, chuck, caw-a-b 1”
observed the heu.
“Ob, there you are, oh ! Horn,
want von," and Bum made n grab
tlmt, no doubt, would have been suc
cessful if lie lind not fallen over a
wash Ini) and punched his head
against a refrigerator. In getting up
lie put bis bund inio a jar of lard,
which be immediately hurled across
the cellar. He got on the track of his
game again and gave lively chase, fall
ing into a coal bfenp, running over
barrels, and finally gutting entungled
in au old iron hoop that bit him on
tbo bond and tumbled him under the
steps. He arose in wrath, nnd, find
ing what he tbongbt was a stool, sat
down in a tnb of soft soap, having a
paper cover. Then he swore visibly.
While lie was wringing out his coat
tail the lien came along, and ho gave
it u kick that plastered it against tbe
wall. He was in a fearful rage. He
danced on the body of the fowl until
nothing was left but some bktody tnnd
amt feathers.
At this time Mrs. G. came timidly
down with a light.
“My dear, what on oarth are you
making such a noise about ? Why
don’t you—”
But she never got any further. He
grabbed up a bushel of potatoes nnd
threw them nt her, followed by a peck
of turnips and three links of sausage,
and then boxed ber ears with a beef
steak, all the time yelling:
“You hideous,- wnll-eyod old enta-
monut! If you ever briug another
chicken into this house to Kill your
lawful husband, I’ll bnstyouopen like
a pumpkin,I will.” Then os be jumped
and bowled iu agony of iniud, ho
nearly slova the top of bis bead in
against a joist, which laid him out
long euougb for Mrs. G. to sit down
on hitn and persuade him bock to hia
senses with the smooth side of a wash
board.
“Now, Sammy, have you read tbe
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(SUCCESSORS TO W. T. GLOVER)
Hat rautvad from the atore next' door to tl
Ofiee, and opened atffili IS ,
Dixon’s New Building,
Where the pnblle can be supplied. at wholesale or
retail, with everything in the Uue of
stationery;
Books, Pictures, Etc.
NEWSPAPERS, PERIODICALS & MAGAZINES
Received deity and for sale at low prlcea.
M O
VI k cft&Td'/O
CHOKED CORIjT,
oi-tbr)
PICTURE FRAMING DONE
ON £jrORT NOTICE.
ME-Mriglit
Green Grocer,
AND DEALER IN
Country Produce
GROCERIES.
CANNED GOODS,
TOBACCO.
CIGARS,
STANDARD AND
FANCY CRACKERS,
CANDIES, NUTS,
FRUITS, Etc.,
All of which are offered for cash at reaaonable
I MEAN BUSINESS!
Store comer Newcastle and Monk Street*,
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA.
“Thu truth always pays in the end,"
is an «ld saying, and that is the rea- . . _ „
, .. . , story of Joseph ? ■ “Oh, yes, uncle,
sou probably why there is so little of, .. W «U, tb.-u, what wrong ,lid they do
it told at tbe beginning of any busi- when tbev sold tb.-ir brother?”—
ness transaction. j “They sold him too cheap.’’
AN ORDINANCE*,
To provide for tho forfeiture and collection of bonds
given by offenders against tbo ordinances of tbo
city of Brunswick for their appearance at tho Po
lice Court of said city; and for other purposes
therein mentioned:
Section 1, Tho Mayor and Council of tho city of
Brunswick, in Couucll assembled, do hereby ordain,
that tbo Mayor be, and he huroby authorized and
oinpowored to adjudge and declare forfeited the
bond of any person charged with a violation of an
ordinance of the city, and given for hia or her ap
pearance at tho Police Court of the sold city, when
ever such violator shall fail to appear and answer at
the timo and place sot forth in such bond.
Site. 2. And be It further ordained. That it aball
be the dnty of the Clerk and Treasurer of the city
to issne, Immediately upon the declaration of such
forfeiture, an execution agaiuft the property of the
principal and sure lien upon the boud and for the
amount numed in such bond.
Site a. And bo it further ordained, Tlmt it shall
be the duty of the Marshal of the city to proceed
immediately upon the reception of such execution
to coll,ft the aiuouut of th» same, with the usual
costs, from the goods and chattels, lauds and tene
ments ot the principal aud sureties mum such
bond.
Sec. 4. And be it further ordained, That it shall
be tbe duty ot the Mayor, whenever it shall appear,
upon the Investigation ot any esse, that any law of
the State has also been violated, to cause the offend
er to be turned over to the Court having Jurisdic
tion of tbe offense, when the fine or term of labor
upoeed by the Police Court shall have been paid
r discharged.
Sec. 4. And be it farther ordained, That all ordi
nances and parts of ordinance* in conflict with this
ordinance be and tbo same are hereby repealed.
Passed in Council on tbe 10th day of May. 1881
Attest: M. i. COLSON. Mayor.
JAS. HOUSTON, Clerk of Couucil.
Tvrra. ihSLBXja,
Masquerade and Ball Costumers,
eweaaUc St, nut to Dunn*, dry good. «tor«,
BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA
Keepa on hand every kind of gold land silver
fringes, Tassels. Laces—in short, everything con
nected with the business.
Parties can be supplied with ready-made dresses
costumes, etc., for amateur exhibitions, fancy balls
masquerades, etc. Jau7-tf
NOTICE OF INTENTION TO CHANfiENAUE.
OEOROIA—UtiNX County.
.11 peraoua lutcroaiod are hereby notiaed that I
.lull apply to tbo Huperier Court to be held la .ud
tor tbe county afoteaald ou the am Monday in
M.y, lt>U3, for tbo purpoae of having my turn,
changed from Good bread, by which 1 have hereto*
fore been liuowu ami called, to that ol D. B. Ban*
doplh; Tbla 7th of January, ltM,
D. B. OOODBltEAD,
By my Att’ya, Mabry A Borcturat.
c. P. GOODYEAR,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Over Mlchelioh'a l'roviaioaStore,GlouceaterStreet,
BRUNSWICK, GA.
GRIST, MEAL, HEAT,
IN ALL SHAPES
Ml BRA!AID WHEAT MAI
Goods Sold for Cash Only,
fireenielt Broun & Forrester.
J. K. NIGHTENGALE, Agent,
Brunswick, oa.
Main’s Drng Store
Newcastle a.id Grant Streets,
BEJUiTSWICE, . GKZi..
(OFFICE PORT PHYSICIAN & HEALTH OFFICER)
Where will be fouud t LARGE STOCK
DRUGS, CHEMICALS,
-AND-
sHt
Hair, Nail and Tooth Brushes,
Perfumery and Toilet Aticleei
IN GREAT VARIETY.
Soda and Mineral Waters.
FROM MY SPLENDID FOUNTAIN. (Liquors probibted)
TRUSSES
-AMD-
Abdominal Supporters
CIGAR. SJ?
TOBACCOS /W
Buist’s itJFfiiTyV
Garden Seeds.
, [ ’ i PINE
< I • } t t
Green and Black
vr ' TEAS
And other article, too rramarona to mention, anally lt.pt in a flrat-ciaaa Drug Store.
D^ndMn,fl?Id d ,'tI5lS. Che ® rft,UTt ‘ t “ d *“ y '*"* rfr I'oo“fl«d »«myrcaldence, corner
JAMES T. BLAIN.
.wn-tt LICENSED DRUGGIST.
