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No wonder the mole is 8 kicker.-
Were I a male, I, too, would kick,
know jast exactly what kind of a male
I would be. A bay mala One of
those sad-eyed old fellows that lean
back in the breeching and think.—
With striped legs like a zebra. And
a dark-brown streak down my back,
and a paint-brush tail. And my mane
cat short, and d>y foretop banged,
and a bead as long as a floor barrel,
and I’d be worth $200 in any market,
and I’d wear a flat Uirness and no
blinders, and some day when some
man hitched me up to a dray, and
piled on a ton and a half of pig iron,
a cord of wood, six barrels of flour,
and a steamboat boiler, I would start
off with it patiently, and haul it
steadily until I got to the top of the
grade on the new road around North
Hill, and right about there and then
a falling maple leaf, flattering down
like a spark of gold and crimson,
would scare me all bat to death, and
the authorities would have to drag
the Mississippi river six weeks to find
all of that load and some of that dri
ver, while in three minutes after the
picnic I would be tranquilly browsing
on the grassy heights that smile
above the silver flowing river. That
is the kind of a mule I would be.
Wbr He 'dsnMn't,
"General,” said an Arkansas gun-
tlemau, approscbing a well-known
politician, "I suppose you saw the ar
ticle in tho Blue Whig this morning
in which the editor calls you a liar
and a thief?”
“Yes, I saw the outrage.”
“What are you going to do about
it—answer it, I suppose?”
“No. I shall treat the fellow with
the contempt he deserves. A man
who would williugly assail character
is below the notice of a dog.”
“But your constituents will pf
course expect you to defend yourself.
They do not believe the charges, but
they do not wish to see you rest qui
etly under such abuse.”
“I think that the boat plan is to
keep clear of such contemptible men,
and not to notice their vile utter
ances.”
“Why <lo you think so ?"
“Because tho scoundrel has got the
proof p.gainst me.”
“Well, if that’s the case I wouldn’t
notice him.”
In uttomptiog to'disp'urso a riotous
crowd of college boys at Genova, N. Y.,
tho members of the Faculty of Hobart
College were thrown down and But
upon. This suggests a new sphere of
usefulness for tho members of college
faculties. They can,at times, bo utilized
as cushions for the students. The uv-
orage college boy would no doubt pre
fer sitting down on a fat professor to
wriggling about on a hurt! bench.
“No, papa, I do not wish to marry
yet. I waut a man who does not
drink, smoke, chew, go out of nights,
nor gamble—iu short, a man with no
vices, and one who is always good.”
“My daughter,” said Mr. Daseubury,
"you are but a stranger here—heaven
is your home.”
Mayob’s Office,
Leesuuro, Va., April 17,1879.
Messrs. Hutchinson £ Bro.: It af
fords me pleasure to testify to the
great cirtues of your “Neuralgine” for
the cure of neuralgia and sick head
ache. It is the bCst remedy for these
most distressing complaints I have
ovor used. It should be iu every fam
ily iu the country. Yours truly,
Geo. R. Head,
Mayor of Leesburg, Va.
Hutchison & Bbo., Proprietors, At
lanta, Ga. Sold by all druggists.
TiTTT
f #f ill
Noted Men !
Dr. John F. Hancock,
lato President of the National Phar
maceutical Association of the United
States, says:
"Brown’s Iron Bitters has a
heavy sale. Is conceded to be a fine
tonic; tho character of the manu
facturers is a voucher for its purity
and medicinal excellence."
Dr. Joseph Roberts,
President Baltimore Pharmaceutical*
College, says:
** I indorse it a* a line medicine,
reliable as a strengthening tonic,
free from alcoholic poisons/*
. Dr. J. Faris Moore, Ph.
D. # Professor of Pharnjacy, Balti
more Pharmaceutical College, says:
49 Brown's Iron Bitten U a safe
and reliable medicine, positively
free from alcoholic poisons, and can
be recommended as a tonic for use
among those who oppose alcohol.**
Dr. Edward Earickson,
Secretary Baltimore College of Phar
macy, says •
*•1 indorse It as an excellent
medicine, a good digestive agent,
and a non-intoxicant in tho fullest
Sense/*
Dr. Richard Sapington,
one of Baltimore's oldest and most
reliable physicians, says:
"All who have used It praise In
standard virtue, and the well,
known character of the house which
makes it Is a sufficient guarantee
of lu being nil that Is claimed, for
they an men who could not bo in-
duced to ofTer anythin! else but a
reliable medicine for public use."
A Druggist Cured.
Boonsboro, Md.,OcL is, 1880.
Gentlemen: Brown's Iron Bit
ters cured m« of a bad attack of
Indigestion and fullness in the stom
ach. Having tested it. I take pleas
ure in recommending if to my cus
tomers , and am glad to say it gives
entire satisfaction to all/*
Geo. W. Hoffman, Druggist.
Ask your Druggist for Brown’s
Iron Bitters, and take no other.
One trial will convince -you that it
is just what you need.
TAX COLLECTOR’S APPOINTMENTS.
I will All the following sppointments for the col
lection ot state and county taxes for the year 1882:
Bethel, Oct. 17 and 26 sud Nov. 6.
sterling, Oct. 18 and 28 aud Nov. 7.
Evelyn, Oct. 19 aud 30 and Nov. 9.
Brunswick, Nor. 1 and 2, Hand 14. and 26snrl 37.
St. buttons, Oct. 23 aud Nor. 3 aud 16.
My office in Brunswick will beat the courthouse.
R. M. TISON, Tax Collector U. C.
Goodyear & Kay,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
KOSIHJERs
Old fashionable remedies ore rapidly
giving ground before the advance «»l i»**
conquering specific, and old tV-hiomd
ideas in-regard to depletion n* a means "i
cure, have been quite typlomu J»y too
success of tho great rcnovnnt wnu-.i ton. s
the system, tranqullizes the nerves, neu
tralizes malaria, depurates and emiches
the blood, rouses the liver when dormant,
and promote*a regular habit ol body,
for sale by all Druggists sftid Dealers
generally.
DRUG STORE.
F. JOERGER,
(AGENT,)
Has just Opened a New and Complete
Stock of
FRESH DRUGS,
CHEMICALS,
Toilet Articles,
ritOe, EStOe,
Next door to Goldsmith & Nock, (
NEWCASTLE STREET
'all Kid Winter (Ms teeited,
And more coming I We are now ready to offer onr entire stock of
Fairbank Scales
-AND-
Miller’s 6-Lever
LOOKS.
The best in the World,
fob sale by
A. F. FRANKLIN & CO.,
BRUNSWICK, GA.
U.’UXSWICK,
GEORGIA
LAIBRltillT
GREEN GROCER AND
Provision Dealer
BRUNSWICK, GA.
i<RSH BEEF, VEGETABKES
POULTRY, EGGS, FRUIT,
And a general stock of
3-SOC23SI22S-
SPECIAL CONTRACTS
Made with Vessels
angl2 it
.'{ • irlI ttoii
*yPHERfnn y WONB CAREFULLY PREPARED,
NIGHT OH DAY. ;
M DECK!
Splendid Slock
Ery Goods.
FANCY GOODS, *
HITS a OAFS,
BOOTS AND SHOES,
3STOTIO 3>TS,
CLOTHING, #c.,
l)VAUUIUUg|,
LADIES’AND GENTLEMEN’S
AT VERY LOW PRICES
LOOK AT A FEW OF OUR GOODS
Quoted below I> Come and examine our stock before purchasing elsewhere!
Be convinced of our offerings, and
SAVE MONEYl
IN THESE HARD TIMES 1
3 Button Kid Gloves, worth $1, for 50c.
Scotch Plaid Dress Goods at 15c.
Worsted Dress Goods from 10c,
Flannels, all wool, for 25c.
All Wool Double Width Cashmere at 65c.
All Wool Camel Hair Dress Goods at 35c.
Henrietta Cloth, double width, at $1 26.
4-4 Bleaching and Unbleached, good quality, at 8ic.
Fa*' (’olor Ginghams at 8c. Calicoes at 5c:
1U-4 White Blankets for $2 00.
AND ALL OTHER GOODS AT
A.t "Very Low Prices.
y . i ... «o< ) . • !
OUR OLD MOTTOilQUICK SALES AND SMALL
profit MilroiOTflil:
J. Michelsoii & Brother.
}• “V t.at .t L
FALL OPENING !
OCTOBER ibtli, 1&1THE* * '
LADES' STORE RE-OPENED
ON SECOND FLOOR OF, NHWLJlfilCK BLOCK#
C I I I'] A P. C HEAP I
HATS AND TRTMMINOS; BEAUTIFUL LACES, GLOVES;
DRESS BUTTONS, ELEGANT PLUMES, FLOWERS i
AND RUCrflNGS! * . 1
Bntterick’s Patterns
IN ALL FALL STYLES! .
I nhall endeavor to please nil, and ask that every lady in the city giro me a call before buying else-
whero. ALL COUNTRY ORDERS I am prepared to fill at once. 7
Mrs. M. C. ROWE.
FOR FALL AND WINTER
TRADE.
GOODS ARE 6HEAP
And hevlni? ran<m-ked New York for Baiyatna »nd
Mil 'll. 1 fency 1 rill rihibit . etock of Good.
' « hith lor price, »nd bunt/.
Will Not Be Excelled
In our city. Come and ace, and aa I sell for cub
only, you may be anre of BARGAINS.
B. T. DUNN.
SPRINtt SUMMER
SCHEDULE
GA.I&IFLA. INLAN0 STEAMBOAT CO.
STEAMER DAVID CLARK
f’Leaves Brunswick every Tuesday and Friday eve
ning and will arrive at Havannab every Wednesday
STEAMER CITY OF BRIDGETON
Will leave for Femandtna every Thursday and
Snnday morning.
Passengers and freight for BatilIs river will be
forwarded weekly per Steamer HOWARD DRAKE,
i application to Agent.
Extra steamers are held in reserve to supply ev-
ery demand.
J W. F. PENNIMAN. Agent.
aprfli6-3m Collins’ Wharf, Brunswick.
W.F.PEMMAN
GENERAL
Merchandise Broker,
BRUNSWICK, GA.
Merchant. wishing to make enters for good. ero
requested before doing so to get quotation, on urn.
from me. Will fnraUh on .ppIlcxUon the lowest
market rates on goods deUrerad her., «uch u
tirelu, Ha/, Meats, Flour, etc., eta.
I represent at preaent at tbta point— -
KENTUCKY FLOUR CO LoulavllW
KES1TCKY MODEL STEAM BAKEBY., .LoniariBo
8. II. RICHARDSON k CO., Untn, Meat... Chtca*>
B. JONES. General Groceries Clncinnat
MIAMI SOAP A OIL CO Clncinnat
Etc., Etc., Etc. .
febl-1/
F. WARNKE.
Mercliant Tailor.
O: '• ij
MY STOCK*
For the present sexsoa lx of unequalled extent aud variety, embracing every novelty In materi-tl and
ttjlo fur HEN’S WEAR, made up iu style and finish unaurpsaned. Examination solicited.
Joerger’s Block,
Brunswick, Ga
AprUib-lj