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How Ostrichee Run.
Considerable mieco'h.C'-ptiojj pre
vails as to the manner in which
the ostrich runs. It seems to be
still general ly held that when rail
ing it spreads its wings, and aided
by them shims lightly over the
ground. This is not correct.
A Seeker After Justice.
One evening when the colonel
returned to the camp he was told
by the cook that a half-breed had
stolen one of the pack-mules and
gone in the direction of Sandy
Bend. The colonel started for the
town at once, and had scarcely
reached it when he found his man
and his mule. Jim Coke, after
wards called “Judge,” in place of
“Jim/’ had bean appointed justice
of the peace, and was “serving out
law,” he hunted him up to get a
warrant of arrest. He found him
in a saloon, one of the four in a
game of poker. He stated his
errand and the judge replied:
“The cook saw him git away with
the critter, did he?”
“He says he did.”
—“•Knowed he was stearin’ it?”
“Yes.”
“And didn’t shoot?”
ANDY CATHARTIC
AN OPEN LETTER
To MOTHERS.
CURE CONSTIPATION
ALL '
DRUGGISTS | \
eef constipation. Cascarefs an tbs Ideal Laxa* >
> or cripe.bnt cause easraataralnsults. Sam- ,
Chicago. Montreal. Can., orKewYork. nil. 1
Women Physicians
Tne number of women physi
cians is increasing rapidly. It is
hard to find a city in this country
which has not one or more women
who have entered the medical pro
fession, and many of them have
gained distinction in it.
There is no reason why women
ehonld not become as skillful and
successful in this profession as
men, and we expect to see its hon
ors in the future divided between
the sexes.—Atlanta Journal.
^The Way cross Herald scores a
bull’s-eye in the following:
“An editor can do a man a hun
dred favors. He can say pleasant
things - about his family, praise
his enterprise, puff him when he
»a candidate and get “cussed”
and abused on his account, but
just let him put a line in the paper
that he don’t like and he forgets
everything but his own self-im
portance and his wounded vanity.
The editor is used to this sort* of
thing, because he knows while he
is afflicted with these kind of peo
ple in this world, he won’t meet
any of them in the next.”
any direction. The wings lie
along the . sides about on a level
with or a little higher than the
back, and are held loosely, just
free of the plunging “thigh.”
There is no attempt to hold them
extended, or to derive any assis
tance from them as organs of
flight.
When an ostrich, after a hard
run, is very tired, its^wings some
times droop; this is due to ex
haustion. They are never by a
running bird 'exerting himself to
the utmost, held -out away from
the sides to lighten its weight or
to increase its pace. But the
and has the signature of
Nature is not given proper assistance.
Mother’s Friend
Is the best help you can use at this time.
Et is a liniment, and when regularly ap-
it makes the advent easy and nearly pain
less. It relieves and prevents “morning
ucknesB,” relaxes the overstrained mus
cles, reLeves the distended feeling, short
ens labor, makes recovery rapid and cer
tain without any dangerous after-effects.
Mother’s friend is good for only one
purpose, viz.: to relieve motherhood of
danger and jain.
One dollar per bottle at aU drug stores, or
sent by.expnes3 on receipt of price.
Fan Boobs, containing valuable informa
tion for sgioen, will be sent to any address
upon application to
TUB BRADF1ELD REGULATOR CO.,
Do not endanger the life of your child by accepting
a cheap substitute which some druggist may offer you
(because he makes a few more pennies on it), the in
gredients of which even he does not know.
“The Kind You Have Always Bought”
BEARS THE FAC-SIMILE SIGNATURE OF
“And then you came to Sandy
Bend and find yer man and yer
critter, and you don’t shoot neith
er?”
“I reepect the law,” replied the
colonel.
“Oh! yer does. Well, I opens
court right here and now and fines
you ten dollars!”
“What for?”
“Bekase you didn’t pop the kuss
over when you seen him, instead
of cornin’ yere to break in on a
game whar’ the jack-pot figgers
up forty dollars 1 That’s all!”
Miraculous Benefit
REOEIVEO PROM
Dr. Miles’ New Heart Cure.
Molasses as a Fuel.
The lower grades of molasses
have proved unsalable at any pay
ing price. Many Louisiana plan
ters dumped molasses into the ba
yous, until the authorities forbade
it. It is now used aB a fuel, being
sprinkled by a machine over the
bagasse, or the sugar-cane from
which the juice has been extract
ed. This, when put into the
fire, burns with a strong heat. Its
coal value is greater than its val
ue for any other use, and over a
hundred thousand tons were so
used last year.—William George
Jordoii in October Ladies* Home
Journal. .
ITCHING PILES
SWATHE’S
„ OINTMENT
“I don’t know what’s going to
become of that boy of mine. He
was never known to get anything
right.”
“Make a weather prophet oi'
him.”
Fads In Medicine.
There are fads in medicine as in eve
rything else and a “new thing” fre
quently sells for a short time simply
because it is new. Bnt in medicine, as
in nothing else, the people demand and
will be satisfied only with positive, ab
solute merit. .The fact that Hood's
Sarsaparilla has stood its ground
against all competition, and its. sales
have never wavered but have remained
steadily at the top, demonstrates, be
yond any doubt, the intrinsic virtues
of this medicine. The new things have
come and gone bnt Hood's Sarsaparilla
rests upon the solid foundation of ab
solute merit and its power to cure, and
its sales continue to be the largest in
the world.
Gainesville Transfer Co
^fOINTMEHT
P. BABCOCK, of Avoca, K. Y., a
veteran of the 3rd N. Y. Artillery and
for thirty years of the Babcock A
Hunael Carriage Co., of Auburn, says: *T
write to express my gratitude for the mirao-
tous benefit received from Dr. Miles* Heart
Core. I suffered for years, as result pfanny
life, from sciatica which affected my heart
In the worst form, my limbs swelled from
the ankles up. I bloated until 1 was unable
to button my clothing: had sharp pains
shout-the heart, smothering spells and
shortness of breath. For three months I
was unable to lie down, and all the sleep I
got was in an arm chair. I was treated by
the best doctors but gradually grew worse.
About a year ago I commenced taking Dr.
Miles? New Heart Cure and It saved my life
Dr. Miles* Remedies
are sold by all drug-
gists under a positive
guarantee, first bottle EHMIIvHIM
benefits or money re-F.|RestOfwTM
funded. Book on dis- K"/
ease3 of the heart and
nerves free. Address,
DB. MILES MEDICAL OO. Elkhart. Ind.
The Gainesville
Transfer Com
pany issues the
following tick
ets which will
he sold at the
rate of 28 tick
ets for $1.00.
5 cents fare
to Belle trains,
both morning
and evening,
until further
notice.
Save The Children.
When children are attacked with
cough, cold and croup, Dr.. Bull’s
Gough Syrup will prove a quick and
sore cure. Mr. Elmer E. Baker,
Blaudon, Pa., writes: “We have
used Dr. Boll’s Cough Syrup for cough,
cold and croup, and found it the best
cough medicine and cure for these
affections. ' We never run out of it,
hut always keep it on hand.” Dr.
Bull’s Cough Syrup is sold everywhere
for 25 cents. Insist on having it.
DAY TRIP.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
Wanted—Everybody .to try Dr. Tich-
enor’s Antiseptic for wounds, bruises,
burns, stings of insects, etc. If_ you
don’t like it you can get your money
back. You take no risk, see?
Wagon No. 1 will serve North Bradford and East Washington, also all terri
tory between them, (L e. Green St., etc.)
Wagon No. 2 will serve all territory south of East Washington to Summit
St., and along Summit St., to College Ave.. and along Athens St., to Public
Square. - - _
Wagon No. 3 will serve Athens St, also both side of Athens St, beyond
College Ave., and from Summit to Chestnut St, including East Highlands.
Wagon No. 4 will serve Main St, South Bradford and Maple Sts., down to
Southern depot, also Chestnut and Line Sts., and section known as CL J- Finger
settlement
Wagon No. 5 will serve Groye and West Broad Sts., also "territory east of
A. B. C. Dorsey down to the C. J. Finger settlement'
Wagon No. 6. will serve Oak St, to West Washington, thence along West
Washington (including Findley-St) to the Public Square.
The president of an electric rail
way company complained to his
superintendent, a Hibernian named
Finnegin, that his daily reports of
trouble on the line were too long
—too wordy. “Cut ’em short,”
said the busy president. The su
perintendent's next report of a car
off the track satisfied all hands.
It was: “Offagin. Onagin. Away-
agin. Finnegin.”
The Burglar—Me lawyer is try-
in’ to put off de trial as long as he
kin.
Friend—What for?
The Burglar-—Well, what I took
was silver, an’ silver’s goin’ down
so fast dat de offense ’ll soon Beem
triflin I”
bottle. The potato grew so large
that it hurst the bottle, leaving
nothing bat the neck of the bottle
attached to the potato with the
stem of the potato running
through the neck of said bottle.
It is quite a curiosity.
The man who adopts the motto:
“All things come to those who
wait,” -will be left. This is a
hustling, practical age, and the
man who waits will be found still
waiting. Moral: Don’t “wait,”
bnt roll yonr sleeves np and sail
in with all your might.
When you want a Messenger Boy Phone !02«
Charges, 10 cents for delivering messages, and 5 cents for reply
to message, within city limits.
Kindly phone 102 your orders, and if you wish, we will ring you
up for your train, either day or night, in case you have a phone at
your residence.
The Gaiuesville Telephone Company will have an operator who
will remain on duty all night *nd protect bur patrons from the in
convenience of missing trains. Respectfully, "
GAINESVILLE TRANSFER CO.
1®. lOFFETT’S Little Book o! YaluaWe Information, FREE.
Guard against Yellow Jaek by keep
ing the system thoroughly clean and
free from germ bleeding matter. Gas-
carets Candy Cathartic will cleanse the
system and kill all contagious disease
germs. ■
*“1 suppose your daughter is just
like mine—rather ride a wheel
tuan to eat. ” “Not exactly; but
she would rather ride a wheel
than to cook.”—Exchange.
TEETHING POWDER
The bladder was created for one pur
pose, namely, a receptacle for the
1 urine, and as such it is not liable to
any form of disease except by one of
two ways. The first way is from im
perfect action of the kidneys. The
second way is from careless local treat
ment of other diseases.
CHIEF CAUSE.
Unhealthy urine from unhealthy
kidneys is the chief cause of bladder
troubles. So the .womb, like the lad
der, was created for one purpose, and
if not doctored too much is not liable
to weakness or disease, except in rare
cases. It is situated back of and very
dose to the bladder, therefore any
pain, disease or inconvenience mani
fested in the bladder or' Urinary pas-;
sage is often, by mistake, attributed to
femtfeweakness or womb trouble of
some sort- The error is easily made
and may be easily avoided. To find
out correctly, set yonr urine aside for
twenty four hours; a sediment or set
tling indicates kidney or bladder trou
ble. The mild and the extraordinary
effect of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Boot, the
great .kidney, and bladder remedy is
Georgia Railroad.
STONE MOUNTAIN ROUTE.
Young
People
MIU
BABIffjf
A5AP* C J
It’s your own fault if yon use old-
fashioned greasy salves and liniments
that soil your clothing and offend yonr
olfactories, when yon can get that very
pleasant and stainless liquid, Dr. Tieh-
enor’s Antiseptic. It heals cuts, burns,
etc., quicker and with less suffering
than anything. Only 50 eents at your
druggists and he likes to sell it.
Tommy—“Paw, teacher wants
ns to give a definition of a patriot.”
Mr. Figg-—“Well, a patriot is a
man who does something for his
country, or does his country for
something, I am not just sure
which.”
Some revivalist has said that
80,000 Americans are going to hell
enthusiastic
gE?-! "
*<o|.IS AIDS DIGESTION,
si REGULATES THE BOWELS,
>5 e *o CURES CHOLERA-1NFANTUM,
gp !|s and MAKESTEETHING EASY.
»St5S Wm /PR. MOFFETT’S
every
Democratic editor remarks that
he does not doubt it, as that many
Republicans die every year.
GEORGIA RAILROAD
The cure of Rheumatism has often
taxed medical skill, bnt its prevention
has been very easy by an occasional
use of Simmons Liver Regulator. It
keeps the liver well regulated, and the
system free from poison. Therein is
the secret of health. “I have used it
for years for Indigestion and Consti
pation, and also fonnd it gives one re
lief from a touch of rheumatism. N.
Hughes, Lordsburg, N. M.
soon realized. If you need a -medicine
you should have the best. At drugf
gist§. fifty cents and one dollar. Yon
may have a sample bottle and- pam
phlet, both sent free by mail. Mention
The Georgia Cracker and send your ad
dress to Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Bingham
ton, N. Y. The proprietors of this pa-
per guarantee the genuineness. of this
which they desire to sell, will
please send descriptions and pri
ces, so that such lands may be
advertised in the North and
Northwest..
Description blanks furnished od
application to
W. C. BOYKIN,
Land AgL, Georgia Railroad,
Augusta, Ga.
C. J. MOFFETT, M. D.,stums,He.
die BABY bright And fit.
BabT la sick, the mother’s la trouble.
Give TEETHINA-it’ll soon weigh doable.
TRETHINA’S the best and aura to ceU,
Because it makes tlie baby well.
It has been subjected to
Watts’ Eczema Ointment is
tests extending over a period of fiv|
does not Irritate and is Non-Poisci
WATTS
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