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The Fox fund the Stork.
A fox one day invited a stork to din
ner, but proyided for tbe entertainment
only the first; course, soap. Tibis being
in a shallow dish, of course the fox lap-
I>ed it up readily, but the stork, by
means of his long bill, was unable to
gain a mouthful. -^HI§
' .“You do. not seein fond of soup, 5 ’
said the. fox, concealing a smile in bis
napkin. “Now, it; is one of my greatest
weaknesses.”’
“You certainly jseem to projttct your
self outside of a large quantity, ” said
the stork, rising with some dignity and
and about which such tender and
holy recollections; cluster as that
.of.” hfoTHER”-—she who watched
over our helpless infancy and guid
ed our first tottering step. Yet
the life of every Expectant Moth
er is beset with danger and all ef
fort should be made to avoid it.
mm «» ■ so assists nature
Mothers
n • \,m- the Expectant
Lf| OH II Mother is ena-
JT I - I K II11 bled to look for-
■ ■ ward without
dread f suffering or gloomy fore
bodings, to the hour when she
experiences the Joy of Motherhood.
Its use insures safety to the lives
of both Mother and Child, and she
is found stronger after than before
confinement^r-in short, it “makes
.Childbirth natural and easy,” as
so many haye said. Don’t be
persuaded to use anything but
. Tne misuse • of the"title : pro
fessor,” when it is applied indis
criminately to musicians in gen
eral,; finds-an am-using example in
the’ following story, credited to
Bamknaster Sousa, and printed in
“The Musical Age: ”
Some years ago Sousa was lead
ing a band at a small country fes
tival. The advent of the band
had been awaited with intense in
terest by the audience,, and when
they arrived the bandsmen were
quickly surrounded by a surging
crowd which hemmed them in so
that it was difficult for them to
keep on playing.
Sousa appealed to one of the
committee toheep the crowd away,
and said that unless his men had
more room they could not play.
The committeeman ahook his hand
warmly, and turning to. the assem
bled multitude bawled out:
‘‘Gentlemen, step hack and give
the purfessers purfessers a chance
to play!” ^ ^
To determine if milk has been
adulterated stick a bright steel
knitting needle, into the liquid
and then draw it out. If the milk
cliDgs to the needle and drops
9lowly from the end it is pure, but
if the liquid runs off quickly the
milk has been mixed with water.
WE. ARE ASSERTING IN THE COURTS OUR RIGHT TO THE N
EXCLUSIVE USE OF THE WORD “ CASTORIA,” AND
PIS “PITCHER’S CASTORIA,” as our trade mark.
7, DR. SAMUEL PITCHER, of jByaiinis, Massachusetts,
was the originator of “PITCHER’S CASTOR1A,” the same
that has home and does now on ever U
hear the facsimile signature of wrapper.
Thisis. the original “PITCHER’S CASTORIA,’* which has been
used in the homes of the Mothers of America far over thirtg
years. LOOK CAREFULLY st the wrapper and see that it is
the kind you have always bought SZf&L on 1
and has the signature of wrap
per. No one has authority from me to.use my name ex- |
eept The Centaur Compmy of which Chas. IL Fletcher is
President: - /? e&'sJ
CURE CONSTIPATION
ALL
™ DRUGGISTS
ion. Cascwt ts are the Ideal Lax*- i
cause easy natural result*. Sam- r
examining his watch with considera ble
empressemaat, ‘‘hut I have an appoint
ment at 8 o'clock, which I had forgot
ten. I mnsii; ask to be excused. Auze-
volr. By the way, dine with me tomor
row.”
The fox assented, arrived at the ap
pointed time, but found, as he folly ex
pected, nothing on the,table but a, Bin-
Mistaken Intentions.
Miss de Richeley, ( anticipating)
—-“It is useless, inamma, for Mr.
Prosey to come here so often. I
can never be more than a sister
to him.”
Mrs.Widow de RicheleyV (drvly)
—“I fear, my dear, that it will be
impossible for you to be a sister
to your mother’s second husband.”
—Judge. -
' Anything For a Quiet Life.
Aunt—“Well, Bobby,, what do
you want to be when you grow
up?”
gie lorg necked bottle, containing
olives, which the ntork was complacent
ly extracting by the aid of his long MIL
“Why, you do not seem to eat any
thing.” said the stork with great nai
vete when !!ie hail finished the bottle.
“No,” said the fox significantly, “I
am waiting far the second course. ”
‘‘What :ls -that?*’ asked the stork
blandly.
“Stork stuffed with olives,” shrieked
the fox in a very pronounced manner
and instantly dispatched him.
MoraL—True hospitality obliges the
host to sacrifice himself for his guests.
—Bret Harte’s “ASsop Improved.”
discipline,)-r-“An orphan
Bits. -v
. About the Size of It.
Teacher.—“What, is a
trian?”
Johnny Squanch.—“A
that gets run over . by a t
ma’am.”—Judge.
Do not endanger the life of your child by accepting
a cheapsubstitutedwhich some druggist may offer you
(because he makes a few more pennies on it), the in
gredients of which even he does not know.
“The Kind You Have Always Bought”
Dig down to the cause of your sick
ness, if you. want to get well and stay
well. Most likely it r s indigestion. The
irritating poisons of fermenting, putrd
food, left the stomach by indigestion,
cause headache, neuralgia, nervous
ness, dizziness, stomachache, nausea,
irritability and all the other wellknown
symptoms of indigestion.
They also cause many pains and
disorders which are often laid to other
causes and hence are not easily cured.
But as soon as the poisons are removed
all these symptoms and disorders dis
appear, because there is nothing left
to cause them. Nothing succeeds in
this like Shaker Digestive Cordial, ber-
cause it prevents the undigested food
from fermenting in the stomach* and
helps the stomach to digest its food.
- Sold by druggists, price 10 cents to
$1.00 per bottle.
“ My wife suffered more in ten min
utes with either of her other two chil
dren than she did altogether with her
last, having previously used four bot
tles of ‘Mother’s Friend.’ It is a
blessing to any one expecting to be
come a MOTHER,” says a customer.
Hxndkbson Dais, Carmi,. Illinois.
Miraculous; Benefit
RECEIVED FROM
Dr. Miles 9 New Heart Cure.
BEARS THE FAG-SIMILE SIGNATURE OF
A. Brazilian doctor, who has
been experimenting with coffee as
a cure for anemia, says that he
has brought abont some remarka
ble cures. He requires his pa
tients to drink weak coffee exclus
ively, also ordering them to take
baths in a decoction of coffee.
Why Not?
Little Clarence—“The Emperor
of Russia is the Czar, isn’t he, pa?”
ITCHINGfILES
SWAYNE’S
- mmmmr
Little Clarence—-“Then what’s
the matter with his children being
Czardiiie8?”r—Pttok.
Gainesville
A Life Saved.
Marvelous cures of throat and lung
affections are made daily by Dr. Bull’s
Cough Syrup. Miss Annie Swan,
Petersburg, Va., writes: “My brother
was attacked by a bad cough and cold,
and it was thought he had consump
tion. Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup was
used, and to our great surprise it made
him well and hearty. There is no
better cure in -the world than this
Syrup.” Dr. Bull's' Cough Syrup is
sold everywhere for 25 cents.
yaU P. BABCOCK, of Avoca, N Y., a
veteran of the 3rd N. Y. Artillery and
for thirty years of the Babcock &
Munsel Carriage Co., of Auburn, says: “I
write to express my gratitude forthemirac-
lous benefit received from Dr. Miles* Heart
Cure. I suffered foryears, as resultof army
life, from sciatica which affected my heart
in the worst form, mj limbs swelled from
the ankles up. Ibloated untill was unable
to button my clothing; had sharp pains
about the heart, smothering spells and
shortage of breath. For three months I
was unable to lie down, and all the sleep I
got was in an arm chair. I was treated by
the best doctors but gradually grew worse.
Abont a year ago I commenced taking Dr.
Miles* New Heart Cure and ft saved my life
as if by a miracle.”
Dr. Miles’ Remedies
are sold by all drug-
gists under a positive
guarantee, first bottle KHfifiHL
benefits or money re- B?f n .toro^ji
funded. Book on dis- Mp r ,,
eases of the heart and
nerves free. Address, ■HBfeMBMIHHi
* PR. MILES MEDICAL OO., Elkhart, Xnd.
^SWAYNE’S £3^
moinmungr**
The Gainesville
Transfer Com
pany issues the
following tick
ets which will
be sold at "the
rate of 28 tick
ets for $1.00.
5 cents fsn |
tc Belle trains, ;
both morning I
and evening, ^
until further i
notice.
The young fellow who worries
exceedingly in fear that he cannot
find a wife, or rather a girl whom
he wants to make his wife, who is
a good cook, is usually the one
who after the marriage fails to
provide the wife in the case with
anything to cook.
Unbreakable mirrors are now
being made by putting a coat of
quicksilver on the back of a thin
sheet of celluloid instead of on
glass.
DAY TRIP.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
The bladder was created for one pur
pose, namely, a receptacle for tbe
urine, and as such it is not liable to
any form of disease except by one of
two ways. The first wav is from im
perfect action of the - kidneys. The
second way is from careless local treat
ment of other diseases. ,
CHIEF CAUSE.
Unhealthy urine from unhealthy
kidneys is the chief cause of bladder
troubles.
Papa—“So Emily stands at the
head of her class in French?”
Mamma—“Yes, she and another
girl were exactly even in the
written examinations, but it was
decided that Emily shrugged her
shoulders more correctly.”—Col-
•lier’s Weekly.
Wagon No. 1 will serve North Bradford and East Washington, also all terri
tory between them, (L e. Green St., etc.)
Wagon No. 2 will serve all territory south of East Washington to Summit
Sk, and along Summit S&, to College Ave~ and along Athens St,, to Public
Square.
.WagoifcNoi. 3 will serve Athens St.*also.-both ride-of "Athens-Sk, beyond
College Ave., and-from Summit to Chestnut St., including" Blast Highlands.
. Wagon No. 4 will serve Main St., South Bradford and Maple Sts., down to
Southern depot, also Chestnut and Line Sts., and section known as C. J. Finger
settlement.
Wagon No. 5 will serve Grove and West Broad Sts., also territory east of
A. B. C. Dorsey down.to the C. J. Finger settlement.
Wagon No. 6. will serve Oak St., to West Washington, thence along West
Washington (including Findley St.) to.the Public Square.
Letting Him Off Easy.
. Father Muldoon—“Phwat is it
Oi’m hearing, Clancy, abont yez
having broken Rogan’s head lasbt
noight—and the two of yez bosom
friends for years?”
- Clancy—“Oi was compelled to
do ut, yure riverence, but out av
consideration for-thot same fri’nd-
ship Oi broke ut gently.”—Judge.
It is said that the Eskimo
alphabet has only five characters;
that the language itself is not
very difficult, but it is the only
the Eskimo ever learns.
So the womb, like the blad
der, was created for one purpose, and
if not doctored too much is not liable
to weakness or disease, except in rare
cases.
/V V TV Sioo.oo In Gold given
| f£ I) I | I away, by The Youths’
\,^JL^aJ Advocate, Nashville,
Term, to the person -who
nSvPtl Awsv will form the greatest
VllVCll rlWuj. number of words from
the name 3DRATJGHON. Send, before the con-
When you want a Messenger Boy Fhone (02<
It is situated hack of and very
close to the bladder, therefore any
pain, disease or inconvenience mani
fested in the bladder or urinary pas
sage is often, by mistake, attributed to
female weakness or womb trouble of
some, sort.
one
Charges, 10 cents for delivering messages, and 5 cants for reply
to message, Within city limits.
Kindly phone 102 your orders, and if you wish, we will ring yon
up for your train, either day or night, in case you have a phone it j
EL MOFFETT’S Little Book ol Valuable Information, FREE.
The error is easily made
and may be easily avoided. To find
out correctly, set your urine aside for
twenty four hours; a sediment or set
tling indicates kidney or bladder trou
ble. The mild and the extraordinar y
effect of Dr. Kihner’s Swamp-Root, the
great kidney, and bladder remedv is
soon realized. If yon need a medicine
you should have the best. At drug£
gists fifty cents and one dollar. You
may have a sample bottle- and pam
phlet, both sent free by mail. Mention
The Georgia'Craeker and send your ad
dress to Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Bingham--
ton, N. Y. The proprietors of this pa
per guarantee the genuineness of this
oiler.
your residence.^
The Gainesville Telephone Company will have an operator who
will remain on duty all night and protect our patrons from tbe in*
convenience of missing trains. Respectfully,
GAINESVILLE TRANSFER CO.
The New York World
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