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THE GEORGIA CRACKER. SATURDAY, MARCH 16, 1901
Official Orsran Citv of Gainesville
Gainesville Ga., March, 16. 1901
Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what yon eat.
It artificially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon
structing the exhausted digestive or-
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A Peacock Feather Scheme.
An old woman, scantily clad, I gam. It”is the latest discovered digest-
A _ T ’ ant and tonic. No. other preparation
says the New York Times, stood j can approach it in efficiency. It in-
at the corner of Fifth avenue and rehevesand permanently cures
-Twenty-third street yesterda
ternoon. In one arm she clasped |
tightly a large bunch of
all other results of imperfect digestion.
Price 50e. and $1. Large size contains times
small size. Book all about dyspepsia miiledfree
Prepared by E. C. DeWITT A CO.. Chicago.
Geo. H. Fnller Drng Co.
feathers, and with the other she
holdout one feather in.front of
the many shopkeepers, beseeching
them m unintelligible words to n en gth, thongh they are so for all
bay. For a couple of ™»he parDos*,'. ^
waved her wares without finding v , ..
a buyer. The March wind blew | “V, 011 ? 6 *’ thoo S h ? he
from all directions, carrying the
dust of the streets into the eyes of
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the pedestrians and curling around
the comers of the buildings, mak
ing little whirling rings that form
ed into clouds and disappeared.
“Buya, buya feather. Only 5
cents/’ begged the old woman.
The crowd passed on heedlessly,
the men holding their hats while
the woman tried to keep in place
the locks of hair which the wind
caused to stray from the pompa
dour rolls/' -
“Buya feather,” the old woman
continued to plead.
Suddenly a gust of wind that
seemed tocoine from all four di
rections enyeloped the woman in
its vortex. The bundle of feathers
rose in the air with the quickness
of an inflated balloon suddenly
released, and, separating, disa
peared over the top of the neigh
boring buildings, and the trees of
Madison Square Park, where oc
casionally one could be seen high
up m the air like a mmiatur 0
rainbow in the afternoon sun. A
score of newsboys chased those
that fell near, and they, too’ dis
appeared, leaving the old woman
wailing on the street and gesticu
lating imploringly toward heaven.
“Santa Maria,” she cried, “my
fatha, my iatba, gone.”
A sympathetic crowd gathered
about her. A cab stepped by the
sidewalk, and an elegantly-gowned
woman alighted, pressed a green
back into the hand ot the old wo-
is not notably influenced by this
fact. At birth the' lower limbs
are shorter than the upper, and
their movements are rather of the
prehensile type. “We- are not
born leggy like the foal kangaroo,
but we gradually achieve leggi-*
ness.” The bones increase in
length, not so much by interstitial
deposit, as by addition to their
ends, that is* by progressive ossifi
cation of the layer of cartilage
which intervenes between the end
of, the shaft and the epiphysis.
Ossification goes on until the com
ponent parts of the bone are all
puited by bony matter, and thus
the stature of the individual is de
termined. If from inflammation
or injury an epiphysis be damaged
one limb may be shorter than the
other, or inflammatory stimula
tion may .even induce the increased
length in the bone effected. The
skeltons of tortoises, not being
subjected to sudden jars, have ho
epiphosis at the ends of the long
bones, whereas in the leaping frog
the extremities of the humerus
and femur long remain as separate
epiphysis. The continuons con
cussion to which the ends of tbe
bones of the lower limbs are ex
posed, which a vigorous child is
excited by its own natural spirit
to run about, are donbtles3 of
great-value in assisting the growth
in length of the lower limbs which
soon lose their infantile character,
and become adapted for running
and ^walking. By exposing the
lower limbs to the same influences
J^/egelablePreparatioiiforAs-
slmiialmg fteTood andRegula-
SHg ffigStomachs andBowels of
Promotes Digestion,Cheer ful
ness and EestGontams neither
Opium,Morphine nor Mineral.
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man, stepped into her carnage,. . A ...
, , . ~ tt and resi8tence9 during their entire
and was driven off rapidly. Her | _ *2 ___
charitable example was quickly
followed by many m the crowd,
and nickles and dimes were show
ered on the weeping woman,
enough to buy and raise a whole
flock of live peacocks. The bid
woman disappearedfin the crowd,
while the philanthopists contin
ued on their respective way 8, with
growth we manage to maintain
them of the same size and of the
same length, and gentle jars upon
the epiphysis at the joints may be
considered favorable to growth.
THE PEINTBRMAN.
Eugene Field made the world
laugh and think, and there is still
the same profit and amusement to
be derived from his unique say
ings. The American Typefounders
company has just issued a little
book on “The Printermau,” which
was one of Field’s original gems.
Although of especial interest to
the newspaper man, it also may
make those who know him smile,
too;‘ So we reprint it:
THE PROUD MAN.
0 This is the man who has had a
notice in the paper. How proud
he is. lie is stepping higher than
a blind horse. If he h ad wingshe
would fly. Next week the paper
will say the man is| , a measly old
fraud and the man will not step s<>
high.
THE FOREMAN. ■' ":
Who is this ferocious looking
man? He is foreman in a print
ing office. He gets paid for throw
ing men down stairs when they
come in to lick the editor, and for
putting wrong dates at the head
of the paper. He can pi more
l gfifteen minutes than seven
printers can set up m two weeks.
He loves to ask the editor for copy.
If it were not for him the paper
would not look pretty well every
morning. Everything would be
fat and none of the live ads would
be left out.
THE PROOF READER.
See the proof reader.. He has
been reading the proof of a medi
cal convention. He is not swear
ing. He is reading the Bible. You I he will dock a reporter four dol
cannot see the Bible. It is locked jars because a subscriber has
up in an iron box in the editor’s | licked him and he cannot work.
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A perfect Remedy for Constipa
tion, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea,
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and LOSS OF SlEEE
facsimile Signature ot
NEW YORK.
For Infants and
The Kind Yog
Always Besgh; j
Thirty Years!
EXACT copy OF WSAPFEB,
TOE CENTAUR COMPANY, REN YORK CRT.
room
The proof reader is paying Little children, if we believed bus-
something abont damming some- J ioess managers went to heaven
thing.
Perhaps it is the creek.
THE PRINTER.
Behold the printer. He is hunt
ing for a pick-up or half a line.
the
we would give up our pew in
church.
THE BAD MEN;
Here is a man who has jnst
He has been banting for two I stopped his paper. What a mis-
hours. He coaid have set th erable looking creature he is. He
half line in twenty seconds, but it I looks as if he had been stealing
is a matter of principle with him sheep. How will lie know what is
never to set what he can pick up. going on now that he has stopped
The printer has a hard time.' "He J bis paper? Ha will borrow^ his
has to set type all night and play neighbor’s paper. One of these
pedro for the beer all day. We days he will break his leg, or be
would like to be a printer if it I candidate for office, and then the
were not for the night work.
THE EDITOR’S KNIFE.
Here we have a knife. It looks
like a saw, but it is a knife. It
belongs to an editor, and is used
tor sharpening pencils, killing
roaches, opening champagne bot-
paper will say nothing about it
That will be treating him just
right, will it not, little children?
DON’T
ties, and cutting the hearts out of that makes weak men strong.
TOBACCO SPIT
and SMOKE
Your Lifeaway!
You can he cured of any form of tobacco using
easily, be made well, strong, magnetic, full of
new life and vigor by taking MO-TO-BAG.
Many gain
DO YOU GET OP
WITH A LAME BACK ?
the satisfied looks and happy feel- j Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable,
ings that one has. after doing a
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charitable act.
A big policeman had witnessed
the affair with a cynical expression
oa his face. A young man who
looked like a theological student
approached the policeman.
“Who said New York was cold*
uncharitable place?” he asked.
“Urn,” replied the blnecoat. 5
Almost everybody who reads the news-
apers is sure to know of the wonderful
cures made by Dr.
Kilmer’s Swamp-Root,
the great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy.
It is the great medi
cal triumph of the nine
teenth century; dis
covered after years of
scientific research by
Dr. Kilmer, the emi
nent kidney and blad
der specialist, and is
bad men who come into the office
to whale the reporters. There is
blood on the blade of the knife,
bat the editor will calmly lick it
off, and the blade will be as clean
and. bright as ever.
THE EDITOR’S HOME.
ten pounds in ten days. Over 300,000
cured. All druggists. Cure guaranteed.'' Book-
and advice FREE. Address STERLING
REMEDY CO., Chicago or New York. 437
Here is a castle. It is the home
Wireless Telegraphy.
Washington, March 11.—Secre
tary Wilson, of the agricultural
department, is pushing the wire
less telegraphy experiments along
the Virginia and North Carolina
“If it hadn’t been for the chari- wonderfully successful in promptly curing
, - ,, , ,, /. , lame back, kidney, bladder, uric acid trou-
ty of the crowd, con tinued the j bles and Bright’s Disease, which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root is not rec
ommended for everythingbut if you havekid-
“Oh, cheese it, ’’ said the police-1 ne y> liver or bladder trouble it will be found
young man, “that- poor starving
old woman would be without—
man; “she does that every day
there’s a high wind.”
'The Kind You Have Always Bought
Left. Leg the Longest.
As a fact, says tbe author, ac
cording to the New York Medical
Record, our lower limbs are not
usually both of exactly the same
just the remedy you need. 11 has been tested
in so many ways, in hospital work, in private
practice, among the helpless too poor to pur
chase relief and has proved so successful in
every case that a special arrangement has
been made by which all readers of this paper
who have not already tried it, may have a
sample bottle sent free by mail, also a book
telling more about Swamp-Root and how to
find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper and
send your address to
Dr. Kilmer & Co.,Bing
hamton, N. Y. The
regular fifty cent and Home of Swamp-Root,
dollar sizes are sold by all good druggists.
of an editor. It has stained glass I coasts. The work is being done
windows and mahogany stairways, by Secretary Wilson’s direction.
In front of the castle is a park. Is j under the immediate supervision
it not sweet? The lady in the park of Prof. Willis L. Moore, chief of
is the editcr’s wife. She wears a tbe weather bureau,
costly robe ot yelvot trimmed with Prof. Moore made this state-
gold lace and there are pearls and ment to the Associated Press to-
rubies in her hair. The editor sits j day, regarding the results of the
on the front stoop smoking an Ha- experiments so far conducted :
vana cigar. His little children are “The most efficient method of
playing with diamond marbles on J long distance transmission has
the tessellated floor. The editor been found to be from wire cylin-
can afford to live in style. He
gets seventy-five dollars a month
wages. ,
THE BUSINESS MANAGER.
Here we have the business man
ager. He is blowing about the
circulation of the paper. He is
saying the paper has entered upon
an era of unprecedented prosperi
ty. In a minute he will go iqj
stairs and chide the editor for
leaving his gas burning while he
went to get a drink of water, and
ders. The new coast stations are
being equipped with cylinders of
16 wires each and 140 feet in
length. From these cylinders it
is expected to cover a magnetic
field of not less than 500 miles.
The stations now in operation are
at Hatteras and at Roanoke is
land, in the Pimlico sound, N. C.
Workmen are begining the con
struction of a station at Cape Hen
ry, which will be the third station.
When this is finished the two re
mote stations will be 127 mild
apart. The three points now arJ
connected by a government tele-j
graph line, bnt this line will
abandoned on tbe completion d
the Cape Henry station. 1
incidentally, will save the expend
of maintenance of a half dozen rJ
pair stations.
Dr. Hobbs’
pie free. Add.
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