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MAY 18, 1901
to take guitar lessous he applied
to one of his young masters to
teach him. But the young man,
not having much belief lfl the
ability of the slave to master the
guitar at his age, sought to dis
courage him by saying: “Uncle
Jake, I will give you guitar les
sons. But, Jake, I will have to
charge you $3 for the first lesson,
$2 for the second lesson and $1 for
the third lesson. But I will charge
you only 25 cents for the last les
son. ? Uncle Jake answered: “All
right, young massa, I hires yo’ on
But, massa, I wants
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Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
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dem terms,
yo’ toh be saahan’ gib me datlas’
lesson fustJ’ ,
If people only kne,w what we know
so, I anticipated a great catch,
when I got around to it. ."One day
I got out book and line and set off
in my boat. It* was right after
dinner and I let the boat go drifts
ing. The hook was baited with a
frog for bass, and I distinctly re
member of giving frog and hook a
whirl and a cast. Then, of course,
I waited for a bite.”
“And you got one?” queried the
man with the new patent reel.
“I can’t say that I did,” replied
the judge. “No. I have never
been able to satisfy myself that I
did.”
“But what did you do?”
“Just floated around .for five
hours. I think I was busy most
of the time preparing a case ‘to
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“Pat, ” said a manager to one of
his workmen, “you must be an
early riser. I always find you at
work tb9 first thing in the morn
ing.” “Indade, and Oi am, sor.
It^ a fanaily thrait, O’m thinkin*. ”
• ‘Then your father is an early ris
er, too?” “Me fayther, is it? He
roises that oirly that if he winfc to
bid a little lather he’d mate him*
silf gettin’ up in the marnin.”—
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Tom Keene, was a good story
teller. “For ten years,” so went
one of his tales, “I bought all my
theatrical costumes from one deal
er, and, as during much of that
time, I was playing! many new
parts in the old California theatre
stock company, of San Francisco,
my trade was a matter of consid
erable importance. Before I came
east I went to bid him good-bye.
‘I’m very sorry you’re going,’ he
said. ‘Here, Jake I’ calling to a
clerk. ‘Run out and get Mr.
Keene a good quarter-of-a-dollar
cigar.’ Then he whispered behind
bis hand: ‘Two-for-a-quarter, Jake
—-two-for-a-quarter! ”’
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may cause your arrest tomorrow
for counterfeiting.
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bowels every day, you’re ill or will toe. Keep your
bowels open, and be well. Force, in the shape of vio>
lent physic or pil 1 poison* is dangerous. The smooth*
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had all the fqn I wanted, I deci
ded that I had, and I unhooked
him, with apologies, and rowed
home.” >
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The De sson He Wanted.
In his autobiography, “Up From
Slavery,” Booker T. Washington
tells an amusing anecdote of an
old negro Who, during the days of
slavery, wanted to learn how to
play on the guitar. In his desire
The Epworth League haj had a
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Liver Complaint-
C. B. Henderson, Morris Church, Va.,
says: I have fiad the Liver complaint
very badly for three years, aqd tried
medicines Of every description, hut
found no relief at all. Seeing your Ra
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a box. After using these I found my
complaint-better, and after using two
boxes I bought a third, and now my
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Beware of the dealer who tries to sell
^something just as good.**
Buffalo as Kipling Described It.
After Rudyard Kipling had
spent a day or two in Buffalo, in
the eighties, he thus described it:
“Buffalo is a large village of a
quarter of a million inhabitants,
situated on the seashore, which is
falsely called Lake Erie. * * *'
Once clear of the mam business
streets, yon 1 auuch upon miles and
miles of asphalted roads running
between cottages and cut stone
residences of those who have mon
ey and peace. * * * When you
have seen the outside of a few
hundred thousand of these homes
and the insides af a few scor«, you
begin to understand why the
American does not take a deep in
terest in what they call ‘politcs,*
and why he is so vaguely and gen
erally proud of the country that
enables him to be so comfortable.
How can the o vner of a dainty
chalet, with smoked oak furniture,
imitation Venetian tapestry cur
tains, hot and cold water laid on,
a bed of geraniums and holly
hocks, a baby crawling down the
veranda, and a self-acting twirly-
whirly hose gently hissing over
the grass in the balmy dusk*of an
August evening—how can such a
man despair of the republic?”
A Starrier.
A gentleman, whose tea
defective, is the owner of
that is the terror of the
hood in which he lives*
icco9ted by &
Skin affections will readily disap
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yon get DeWitt’s you will get good re
sults. It is the quick and positive cure
for piles. Geo. H. Fuller Drug Co.
Proverbs are truisms
half-shell.
“I have been suffering with Dyspep
sia lor the past twenty years and have
been unable after trying all prepara
tions and physicians to get any relief.
After taking one bottle of Kodol Dys
pepsia Cure I found relief and am now
in better health than I have been for
twenty years. I can not praise Kodol
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writes Mrs. C. W. Roberts, North
Creek, Ark. Geo. H. Fuller Drug Co.
er day he was a<
who said:
* r ‘Grood morning, M
Wife made a very pi#
m ^ yy
us last evening.
“I’m very sorry,
startling reply- “I *
don’t occur again, for
chain her up in fataB
Telegraph.
Silence may be golden, but it
never succeeds in borrowing a dol
lar. .
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Signature
of
A ripple of laughter is worth a
flood of tears.
Mr. W. J. Baxter of North Brook, N.
There is always room at the top
—of boiling pots for the scum to
rise.
C., says he suffered with piles for fif
teen years. He*tried many remedies
with no results until he used DeWitt’s
Witch Hazel Salve and that quickly
cured him. Geo. H. Fuller Drug Co.
A cure-in time knocks the un
dertaker out of many a dime.
“What’s in a name?” The word “bit
ters” does not aJwavs indicate some
thing harsh and disagreeable. Prickly
Ash Bitters is proof of this. It cleanses,
strengthens and regulates the system
thoroughly, yet it is : so pleasant that
the most delicate stomach will not ob
ject to it. Dr. E. E. Dixon & Co.
Impurities in the blood produced by
digestive disorders must be driven out
before hot weather sets in, otherwise
sickness wiH appear at a time when a
strong vigorous body is most needed.
Prickly Ash Bitters will expel all im
purities and put the system in perfect
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regularly during the months of gesta
tion. This is a simple liniment, which
is to be applied externally. It gives
strength and vigor to the muscles, and
prevents all of the discomforts of preg
nancy, which women used to think
were absolutely necessary. When
Mother’s Friend is used there is no
danger whatever.
Get Mother’s Friend at the drug
store,^1 per bottle.
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Every house has its skeleton
and some boarding houses have
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