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THE GEORGIA CRACKER,*
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JULY
1901.
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Official Organ City of Gainesville
Gainesville Get,,- July. 0. 1901
STORYETTES.
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ByspepsfaPCure
Digests what you eat
It artificially digests the food and aids
.Nature in strengthening and recon
structing the exhausted digestive or
gans. It is the latest discovered digest-
ant and tonic. No other preparation
.can approach it in efficiency. It in-
So much is bemg said about stantly relieves and permanently cures
- Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn,
Gainesville s pi ogress m a ousi- flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea,
ness wav that it is time for the Sicfc Headache, Gastralgia.Crampsand
ness way, tnai it is t _ all ©ther results of imperfect digestion.
spcial world to find notice. Dinoe and si; Large size contains 256 times
+ whan rinr citv depended *maUsi*e. Book all atxmt dyspepsia mailedfree
the time w hen our cit> by e. c.d«witt ACO..Cbica fl o.
entirely on the “white-top wag- | Ge<K Fuller Drug Co.
ons for “barter and trade,” up to
t b» day of “l.Kht n ip« deiive^ ..y on , re wrons . nncIe .
and department stores, every , tcra di e i s
phase of Gainesville has stea^ rocks the cr ^ dl ® 18
p that spanks the kid !”
improved* .Our young^ peoplp]
have grown with the times, and
now their tasteis demand gilt gold has converted General A.
est order «* «*ral the famonB ad .
io the Ian . Tory P°s j vocate in Ohio, who was a promi-
rangement is made for * he P^L nt figure ’ Bryan . B &r J 0&m .
ure of visitors. We hhve popular) 8 j ^
hotels and boarding houses, which
are filled all summer with
who seek a cool, quiet place—yet
one which is closely in tonch with
the outside world. This is the I . ,
starting place for many happy ?"*** W ^ er . 8 com P any ,a do *
mountain trips-convemences for mg Mrauhc mmmff on a maps-
aa moth scale, having harnessed the
snob excursions are *o easily se- Chestatee and thus se-
cured here. So we are a city, yet ■ . m .
have the advantages and none oil
the drawbacks of a north Georgia
country life. When the . homes * 4
further down the country are too * *
hot for habitation, then Gaines
vilie fills up. Jolly parties come
here to enjoy life for a few months,
paign. He is now president of the
those 1 Cxotfn Mountain Mining company,
and says he’s a gold man from now
on, as the results of their work-
an immense
water with
which to wash away Grown moun-
Jack Collins, the courthouse
major-domo, is a wit as well as a
philosopher and useful man-at-all-
jobs. The other day, when several
v {gentlemen, were discussing thd
and they bring with them an at
mosphere of happiness v that is ir
resistible. Our ice cream pariorB eewcM*e queti^ aud ouu enthu.
elastic optimist declared that be-
-, w .e- - . , Tri I fore another year elapsed we would
drives arb crowded, and the twi- / .
, . , .... + -4.U have this extremely necessary mu-
light hour is briltiant with sum-r . . - f . -
8 ... , . nicipal sanitary annex m full run
mer girls when most of Georgia is . ri *
. r j mu J mng order, Ordinary Dyer, who
burning up or melting down. The 5 - ’ i L* , ‘
, e f ® , was of the- group, laughingly
busy rush of our growing city has , 8 . , *
- _ • ... a . turned to the major-domo and
not yet done away with those sim-»
pie pastimes that lighten every
Heart. “In, the evemng by the, ^ gpeaker<
in-
Wm
moonlight” the mandolin and gui
tar are still principal factors in
our happy homeB. So long as
these simple amusements are still
attractive—amid so many showy
pleasures and amid such a hurry
ing set of enterprising men and
women—our city will always have
the alluring cha"rm of our old
southern homes. Prosperity has
overwhelmed Gainesville with her
generosity, and now, like a well
loved child, we “laugh and the
world laughs with us.
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A bright little Gainesville;
who was whipped the other after
noon for rocking her baby broth-
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turned to the
said: “We’ve heard talk like that
before, haven’t we, Jack?” “Well/’
“there
is a great deal of talk this time
about a sewerage system, and
where there’s so much smoke
there’s bound to be a little fire.”
Huh !” interjected Jack. “This
’ere sewer talk you hear is just
gas, and it’s such a trifling
sort that it wouldn’t catch fire if
yon touched a match to it!”
Those famous little pills, DeWitt’s
Little Early Risers, compel your liver
and bowels to do their duty, thus giv
ing vou pure, rich blood to recuperate
your body. Are easy €o take. Never
gripe. Geo. H. Fu Her Drug Co,
YONAH HAPPENINGS.
Owing to the*recenfc heavy rain
storms and hail falls the crops are
er’s cradle—which duty she very I in a desperate bad condition, and
much dislikes—so violently that I the crab grass is evidently about
the infantile occupant awoke I to take a few spots in this section,
frightened and screaming, was One of our good farmers did give
subsequeutly given a practical up seven or eight acres of fine cot-
demonstration, by her vexed 'ma- ton, for his dog got shot and he
ma, as to the proper sort of osci- could not stand battling with Gen-
Iation the babe’s cradle ought to j eral Green any longer,
receive at its youthful nurse’s
hands. The tiny maiden resumed
her task, pouting, and. still with
big tears in her blue eyes. A sym
pathizing unefe, seeking to encour
age her in well-doing and at the
same time charm away remem
brance of the maternal hand-sting,
chucked her familiarly under the
chin and oracularly declared:
^‘The hand that rocks the cradle is
the hand that Tules the world!”
Like a flash, still remembering her
punishment, and, probably, with
she secret mental resolve of cas
tigating her own offspring in the
same manner, when she should
* ‘grow up” and become a mama
herself, the little miss retorted:
“I have been troubled a great deal
with-a torpid liver, which produces constipa
tion. I found CASCARETS to be all you claim
for them, and secured such relief the first trial,
that I purchased another supply and was com
pletely cured. I shall only be too glad to reo-
ommend Cascarets whenever the opportunity
is presented.” J. A. Smith, • '
2920 Susquehanna Ave., Philadelphia, Pa.
Mr. Steve Gailey is living
beans and Irish potatoes now
stead of poke salad.
* Mr. Mat Camp, we learn, is run
ning a packiDg-house at his home,
but his differs a little from ordi
nary packing-houses, as he is
packing Irish potatoes.
Everybody has finished harvest
ing their smgill grain crops and
find them very good.
It is said that since Mr. J. H.
Harrison has married a third
time he is cutting a new set of
teeth.
We learn that the crops of
Messrs. E. A. Brooks, J. R. Pleas,
J. F. Duncan, M. K. Woodall and
others, were damaged considerably
Saturday by a heavy Hail fall.
Mr. George Barrett is the proud
est man, of his twin babies, that
wo have known in a long time.
He says lie scarcely knows what
to name them, as they are boy and
girl. We suggest that he name
them Joseph and Elizabeth.
Miss Louise Camp has been very
sick, but is better at this writing-
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Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Tribble
visited Mt. H. W. Rucker Sunday.
Mr. J. R. Pleas is slightly .trou
bled with the blues over the pres
ent condition of the crops.
Wb are sofry to hear that Mr.
J. W. Pierce’s little boy* Master
Ben, is, at this writing, very sick.
Mrs. John Harrison is improv
ing, after a very sick spell.
We believe we have more trou
ble in this section than wealth or
religion either.
In a short time we will stack our
guns and give up the fight, wheth
er General Green is conquered or
not. A few weeks ot fair weather
will compel the veteran to hoist
the white flag, find then Our far
mers will all rejoice together in
protracted meeting, and they
may get forgiveness for the wrongs
they have perpetrated during the
season.
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Doctors Failed.
• J. Terry, of Turkey, Kentucky,writes:
I have been a sufferer for fifteen years
from trouples arising from a disordered
liver, and all the doctors in the neigh
boring town failed to do me any good.
I thought I would try a box of Ramon’s
Liver Pills and Tonic ^Pellets. After us
ing one-half box I felt better and was
soon permanently cured. 1 keep them
in stock constantly since I discovered
their valuable curatiye qualities.
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Farmers have been putting in
good time working to catch up
with their crops.
Mr. and Mrs. Simmons were the
guests of Mr. Steve Gailey and
wife last Sunday.
The gas works have greatly in
creased since Mr. Tom Fuller
joined Cagle and Scephens.
It was in the papers about
sowing wild oats. ” As it is
reaping time I suppose some have
a great many to reap.
Mr. John Duncan has fifty dogs
for sale, and I shall buy a couple.
There are several that would like
to have one, but they are too high,
unless they are good to feed on.
The people of this vicinity are
expecting Mr. Thomas Miller to
visit Gainesville or Homer before
long.
Boys, if you don’t get a buggy
you will lose your partner.
Dry Shaving" a Blessing.
“Dry shaving has been a bless
ing to China, and in less than 300
yeais has alpiost removed beards
from the faces of the men of the
empire,” observed an intelligent
Chinaman to a Washington Star
reporter. “Originally the Chinese
had heavy beards. This is easily
verified by an examination of any
of the old prints of Chinamen,
for all of them show longbearded
men. In time people found out
that there was no particular use
for a beard and that the wearing
of it was expensive, outside of the
time actually occupied in trim-
ioi the
s t^j
boob I
concifi*
to soffi'J
miag or shaving it. How masr
Americans of today are forced te
spend several hours a week in
barber’s chair? Many men tb*
I know, Americans and Europe^
as well, spend 20 minutes io 4
barber’s ' chair every day. ? ae
Chinaman of the olden
kind of Chinaman
a pirate in your prints,
good Chinaman, never
have got his*picture in Y 0Dr
at all, until within the last a-
yearsatmost-alwaysworeaion,
beard in reality as well as iQ ,
pictures. But even he f otin
that there was no necess 1 ^ °
The learned men of the
were asked to consider the mat
and they arrived at the
sion that dry shaving was
extent £ remedy. Anyh 0 ** ^
edicts were issued giving
formation. The old fellows
had beards, of course, ^
it, and they lived on. ^
and passed out of exis e
full beards but the yoW
asked to‘dry shave. 1
reform started, and m
generations of peop e ,
has practically disapp
that the average Chinarn^ ,,
day does not have to devote
one-half hour ln 8 ®°f be nf si
his face hairless. gC
generations beards a^ ^
to disappear absolute y. i&
time to bring this about,
the life of a nation sn °*~ s]lQ
as a century should be c
to count much.
would disappear tiom ^#0*
and Europeans in W
of people if the p P,,
have them disappear
were not lC -
the
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