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i Many peopie persist in riding on the street cars, insufficiently protected by§
clothing.
They start out perhaps in the heat of the day and do not teel the need of
wraps i
The rapid moving of the car cools the body unduly. When they board the car
perhaps they are shightly perspiring. When the body is in this condition it is easily
chilled. This is especially true when a person is sitting.
Beginning o street car ride in the nuddle of the day and ending it in the even
ing almost mmvarmbly H‘-{un‘v-s extra wraps, but people do not observe these pre
cautions, hence they eateh cold.
- Colds are very frequent in the Spring on this account, and as the Summer ad
: vances, they do not decrease, I)nrm;i the .\',»rmg months, no one should think of
¢ riding on the car without being provided with a wrap.
§ A cold eaught in the Spring 18 liable to last through the entire Summer. Great
enution should be abserved at this season against exposure to cold. - During the
i first few pleasant days of Spring, the liability of catching cold s great.
No wonder g 0 many people acquire muscular rheumatism and cafarrhal discases
during this season, ;
However, in spite of the greatest precautions, colds will be ecaught,
At the appearance of the first symptom, Peruna should be taken according to
directions on ||ho~ bottle, and continued until every nym‘n,mn disappears,
Do not put it off. Do not waste time by taking other remedies, Begin uat once
to take Peruna and continue it until you are yusmvv that the cold has entirely
disappeared. This may save you a long and perhaps serious illness later on.
Bad Effects From Cold. -
Mr. M. J. Deutsch, Secretary Building
Material Trades Council, 151 Washington
Bt., Chicago, 1., writes:
*1 have found your medicine to be un
usually efeacious in getting rid of bad
effects from cold, and more especially
in driving away all symptoms of eatarrh,
with which | am freqeuntly troubled.
“The reliey Perwna gives in catarrhal
troubles alone 13 well worth the price per
bottle. 1 have used the remedy fer several
years now."”
Spells of Coughing.
Mrs, C. E. Long, writes from Atwood,
Colorado, as follows:
“When 1 wrote you for advice my little
threeyear-old girl had a cough that had
been troubling her for four months. She
took cold casily, and would wheeze
Flare of a Sailor's Trousers.
Why the trousers of the sailor man
flare 0 at the boftom {is doubtless
a problem that has puzzled many a
student of the idosyncrasies of dress,
and it has generally been put down
as the gurvival of a fashion too re
mote to unearth, It wag all explain
e by a naval man, however, at a
recent social session in a downtown
case. He gald It was simply to allow
Jack to roll up his trousers to the
knee when he sets about swabbing
decks. “This is a dally duty on board
ship" said the elucldator, “anda any
,ggq:wko. has tried to roll up an ord:
dnary pale of trousers will under.
wor; %Wm uld be. Tho
flaring leg Is a real utility, and not a
mere continuance of a useless fagh
fon, as is shown by the fact that the
trousers of officers do not have it."—
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This woman says she was saved
from an operniion by Lydia .
Pinkham'sVegetable Compound.
Lena V. Henry, of Norristown, Ga.,
writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
“ I suffered untold misery from fe
male troubles. My doetor said an opera
tion was the only chance I had, and I
dreaded it almost as much as déath,
“One day I read how other women
gad been cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's
egetable Compound, and I decided to
try it. Before I had taken the fitst
bottle I was better, and now I am en
tirely cured.
“Every woman suffering with any
{’eimale trouble should take Lydia K.
nkham's Vegetable Compound.”
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
g::n’s Vegetable (Tomfiound, made
m roots and herbs, has been _the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera
tion, fibroid tumors, n‘mg'u‘lam.ws,
fi;mdxc pains, backache, that bear
-down feeling, flatulency, indiges
%on, dizziness or nervous prostration.
‘hy don’t you try it ?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Thore is Only One
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Laxative Bromo Quinine
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{and have spells of coughing that would
! sometimes last for a half hour.
[ “Now we can never thank you enough
. for the change you have made in our little
‘one’s health. Before she began taking
your Peruna she su{fered everyfi)ing in the
. way of cough, colds and croup, but now
she has taken not quite a bottle of Peruna,
and is well and strong as she has ever
" been in her life.”
Pe-ru-na for Colds.
Mr. James Morrison, 68 Last 16th St.,
Paterson, N, J., writes:
“1 have given Peruna a fair trial, and 1
find it to be just what you claim it to be.
| 1 cannot Ipruise it too highly. | have used
two bottles in my fumH{ for colds, and
everything imaginable. can safely say
that your medicine is the best | have ever
used.
DURING THE TIFF.
Mrs. Houlihan (sobbing)-—*ll never
saw ye till th' day before me un
forhnit marriage.”
Mr. Houlihan—"An’ I often wisht
ve hadn't scen me till th’ day after!”
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Many women have discovered the
secret of keoping secrets.
GOOD-BYE TO CORNS.
You can say good-bye to your corns, bun
fons and sore, callous spots when you get
ABBOTS'S EAST INDIAN CORN PAINT, the sure
quick, permanent cure, It cures the pain
ul, soft corns as well as the hard ones and
removes warts. 25¢. at druggists or by mail
from Tur Assorr Co., Savannah, Ga.
The vanity of a girl with a small
brother gets many a bad jolt.
WAS DELIRIOUS WITH ECZEMA.
Pain, Heat and Tingling Were Excru
ciating—Cuticura Acted Like
: Magic.
“An eruption broke out on my daughe
ter's chest. T took her to a doctor, and he
pronounced it to he eczema of a very bad
form. He treated her, but the disease
gpread to her back, and then the whole of
her head was affected, and all her hair had
to be cut off. The pain she suffered was
excruciating, and with that and the heat
and tingling her life was almost unbeara
ble. Occasionally she was delirious and
she did not have a proper hour's sleep for
many nights. The second doctor we tried
afforded her just as little relief as the first.
Then I purchased Cuticura Soap, Oint
ment. and Pills, and before the Ointment
was three-quaxters finished every trace of
the disease was gone. It really seemed like
magic. Mrs. T. W. Hyde, Brentwood,
Essex, England, Mar. 8, 1807.” :
The elevator man doesn’t think it
wrong to run people down.
ECZEMA CURED
J. R. Maxwell, Atlanta, Ga., says: “I
suffered agony with a sowere case of ecze
ma. Tried six different remedies and was
in deapair, when a neighbor told me to try
shuptrine’'s TETTERINE. After using €3
worth of your TETTERINE and soap I am
completely eured. 1 cannot say too much in
its praise.” ‘TrrrerlNe at druggists or by
mail 50c. Soap 2be. J. T. SHUPTRINE,
Dept. A, Savannah, Ga.
What man has done woman thinks
she can undo.
Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
It's easier to try to look intelligent
than it is to make good.
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" Household
v, Matters.
"'fiaew i 32 i
7 Post Card Bag.
Make a handbag of leather post
raras, sew four together for each side
of the bagz, and two at the bottom
slagshed np about three-quarters of
the depth to make a fringe, Draw.
tozether at the top with narrow
stripg of leather for handle.—New
York World, :
Don’ts For the Domestic Girl,
Don’t, because you are clever in
household matters, be down on other
girls who are less domestic.
Don’t, if yon superintend the honse=
hold, neglect your personal appear
ance, ;
Don’t be led into talking too much
about food at family meal times, or
ahout the servants’ delinquinecies to
visitorg, says Home Chat. Try and
keep young, although you have grave
duties to perform. Try and keep
pretty, even though you are busy;
and sweet and gentle, though .you
have to give orders.
Ilconomize on Table Linen.
The wise housekeeper of to-day
ises doilies instead of tablecloths,
gavs the Delineator. Instead of using
a larze tablecloth three times a day,
it is beiter to have a square for
breakfast and luncheon, put on diag
ounzally, or else a set of plain doilies,
for either of these insure an attrac
tive table and also save laundering
at least {wo large cloths a week., A
few dollies or a square can be washed
out and ironed with very little trou
ble when ever they need it. 5
With this partly covered table
there should ceytainly be a growing
plant or fern for the centre, no mat
ter how simple it may be. After these
things the china really does not mat
ter so much, though for breakfast
nothing is so charming as a set of
blue and white, which may be picked
up almost anywhere for a small sum,
Graceful shapes can be easily found,
—Brooklyn Eagle.
Wall Paper Phantasies.
The phantasies of the wall paper
helped out by a sick brain have been
obliterated in an uptown apartment,
whose ‘occupant has been through a
long and tedious course of illness and
unable to be moved for many weeks.
Screens of plain dull green denim
were made by one of the family and
hung from the picture rail. Bach
is of the width of the material and
long enough to cover the wall, the
top and bottom each having a lath
run into the hem to keep them
straight. The top is finished with a
wire by which to hang it. Only the
ends of two sides and a corner needed
the screens, as the patient faces only
in those directions. Only a person
who has been ill for a long time 13'
one room can appreciate the miser
that the cracks on the wall and the
figures in the paper can give. A
change of the pictures in the room
without any previous mention to the
sick person in it will sometimes be
almost, if not quite, equal to a change
from the room to another apartment.
The same picture day after day comes
to be a monotony hard to be borne by
one who is very weak and nervous.
It is often in severe illnesses better
to take down all the pictures, not
only because of their monotony, but
because, they gather dust. The few
er things in a sick room the better
for patient and nurse.—New York
Sun.
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MOUSEFOWD |
Fried Squash.—Cut in thin slices,
sprinkle it with salt and let stand a
few minutes, then beat two eggs, dip
the squash into the egg and fry in
butter.
Creamed Cauliffower.—Put well
cleaned cauliflower in bowl and place
in steamer. Steam until well done
and drain (pour off all of the water
collected by the steam). Put in deep
dish and cover with thick eream and
bits of butter. Place in oven for ten
minutes and serve. Cauliflower
steamed has a much nicer flavor than
when boiled.
A Mixed Sorbet.—For a mixed
fruit sorbet make a syrup that spins
a light thread with & pound of sugar
and a pint of water and chill it.
When ready to freeze add two cup
fuls of currant juice, half a cupful of
orange juice, a pineapple shredded
finely and a bottle of mineral water.
Freeze to a mush.
Bean '‘Salad.—One cup of beans
soaked over night, in the morning
pour off the water, put enough fresh
on them to boil until thoroughly
done. When cool add an onion about
the size of an English walnut chopped
very fine and moisten the whole with
a mayonnaise dressing seasoned rath
er highly with salt, pepper, cayenne
and mustard.
Spice Fig Cake.—One cup of rais
ins and one-half dozen figs chopped.
Pour over the fruit one cup of hot
water in which a teaspoonful of soda
has been dissolved. Cream one cup
of sugar and one-half cup of butter,
add two beaten eggs, a teaspoonful
each of cinnamon and cloves and va
nilla or lemon extract, Mix this
- with the fruit and stir in two cups of
flour. A few chopped walnut meats
l add to the flavor.
1 FIXING PA.
Father—“ What was that silly fel
low saying to you when I entered
the parlor? Something idiotic, I sup
pose.”
Danghter—"Yes, papa, I confess it 1
. Father—*“Well, what was it?” ‘
Daughter—“Oh, he was just remark
ing what an awfully lucky girl 1 was
to have such a dandy pa, and to get
such a.lot of pin money for pretty
hats and things!’
Silver in the Arts.
. The heavy demand for silver in In
dia and in the Orient generally, is
bhaving, with other influences, a mark
ed effect on its price. There has
been an advance In the price of sil
ver of 20 cents in three years. This
advance is expected to continue, and
it will have a good effect on the trade
in Eastern markets by increasing the
purchasing power of the monsy now
used in the Orient. In the first four
months of the current year Great
Britain exported to India $30,000,000
worth of silver. |
The use of silver in the arts is
rapldly increasing, it being estimated
that fully 50,000,000 ounces are con
sumed in that way annually. The
United States and Mexico combined
yield more than 82 per cent. of the
world’s output of silver—Jewelers’
Circular-Weekly,
Unique British Lighthouse.
' The most extraordinary of all Brit
ish lighthouses is to be found on
Arnish Rock, Stornoway Bay, a rock
which is separated from the island
of L.ewis by a channel over 5,000 feet
wide. On thig rock a conical beacon
is erected, and on its summit a lan
tern is fixed, from which, night after
night, shines a light visible by the
fishermen far and wide. The way in
which this lighthouse is illuminated
is this. On the island of Lewig is a
lighthouse, and from a window in the
tower a stream of light is projected
on to a mirror in the lantern on the
summit of Arnish Rock.
“Spare the rod and spoil the child”
may be offset, suggests the New
York American, bj an adage just as
true—*“Ply the rod and spoil the
teacher.”
FITS,St. Vitus'Dance :N ervoas Diseases per
manently cured by Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve
Restorer. « $2 trial bottle and treatise free.
Dr. H. R. Kline, Ld.,931 Arch St., Phila., Pa
GIRL AN INDIAN AGENT.
Has Charge of 300 Redskins on 2
Southern California Reservation.
Miss Clara True, a petite, daintily
clad young girl, has taken charge of
the reservation as Indian agent as
Palm Springs, and is governing the
braves with a firm hand. TUnder her
control are the five colonies of Palm
Springs, Moringo, Mission Creek,
‘Twenty-nine Palms and San Manuel,
300 in all, who live among the wild:
canons of the San Jacinto Mountains.
Miss True came to town today to
confer with the Federal authorities
regarding the shooting by a special
agent of one of her charges who was
selling liquor on the reservation. She
purchased an extra pair of handcuiffs
and a heavy revolver to take back
with her, to be prepared for possible
trouble.
She declares her Indians are all
geod except when they get whiskey.
She wants a bloodless administration.
but is determined mot to trust the
enforcement of Uncle Sam’'s law
among the Indians altogether to, her
police.
ACCOMMODATIONS NEEDED.
“But why do you wish so many
clogets?”’ asked the puzzled archi
tect.
“l want you to understand,” re
plied the lady, with dignity, “that if
our family isn’t very old it has more
skeletons than any other in the so
cial bunch.”—Philadelphia Ledger.
‘T'he coal consumption per head is
greater in England than any other
country.
e LOST S3OO
Buying Medicine when Right Food
‘ was Needed.
Money spent for ‘‘tonics’” anad
“bracers’” to relieve indigestion,
while the poor old stomach is loaded
‘with, pastry and pork, is worse than
losing a pocketbook containing the
money.
If the money only is lost it’'s bad
enough, but with lost health from
wrong eating, it is hard to make the
money back.
A Michigan young lady lost meney
on drugs but is thankful she found
a way to get back her health by prop
er food. She writes:
“1 had been a vietim of nervous
dyspepsia for six years and spent
three hundred dollars for treatment
in the attempt to get well. None of
‘it did me any good.
“Finally I tried Grape-Nuts food,
and the results were such that, if it
cost a dollar a package, I would not
be without it. My trcuble had been
caused by eating rich food such as
pug% and pork. 5
*“The most wonderful thing that
ever happened to me, I am sure, was
the change in my condition after I
‘began to eat Grape-Nuts. [ began
to improve at once and the firs: week
| gained four ,ounds.
.“I feel that I cannot express my
self in terms that are worthy of the
b?en‘ pefit Grape-Nuts has brought to
me, and you are perfectly free to
publish this letter if it will send
some poor sufferer relief, such as has
come to me.”
~ Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read, “The Road to
| Wellville,”” in pkgs. ‘‘There’s a Rea
son.” 4
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WORTH\ KNOWINGxE]
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I T, Wegedes qg:_h,'«;;g;?fw
Tane British Government owns 29,
000 camels.
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| Reindeer are more numerous in
Norway than horses.
; Needlemakers and file cutters seem
1 to foliow the occupation most suscep
i tible to the ravages of consumption.
1, There are ten negro banks in
Mississippi, and they have organized
a State Bankers' Association of their |
own. ‘
The Pied Bull Inn, at Islington, is |
said to have heen the first house in |
England at which tobacco was
smoked.
In Chira they propose to punish
the father or brother of any child
above seven vears old who is not sent
to school.
In Bates County, Missouri, a deaf
mute accused his wife, also deaf and
dumb, of being quarrelsome, and on
this ground got a divorce.
There are forty-eight different
kinds of material entering into the
construction of a piano and they are
gathered from sixteen countries.
Ostrich feathers can be taken every
eight months., The plumes are not,
as some suppose, pulled, but are cut
with a sharp knife. The stumps
wither and fall out.
The volume of freight sent by
water from the port of New York can
betier be realized when we considez
the fact that 1250 tons are loaded
on ships every hour.
The sanctuary of the tomb of the
prophet Mahomet, at Medina, Tur
key, is to be lighted with electricity.
The contract has just been given to
an English construction company.
In Mexico, the cargador, or car
rier, transports bundles so weighty
that ordinary men could not even
lift them. It is not unusual for him
to carry a load of four hundred
pounds on his head or shoulders.
No city in the world is better pro
vided with means for general educa
tion in public libraries than is New
York City, vet there is an extremely
small proportion of residents who
visit them, while a very large pro
~portion of the visitors in the cjty is
seen in them every day.
Byron McNeally, of Louisville,
Neb., after fifty-two hours ‘iu an old
well in which were a number of dead
rabbits, was saved by the persistence
of his dog. While hunting MecNeally
dropped through the brush cover of
the well, twenty feet deep. The dog's
antics attracted attention.
A NOBLE CABMAN.
He Kilis a Rat and Saves San Fran
& cisco.
That rat catching is going on in
all parts of the city and that all
classes of people are interested in it
is evidenced by the incident of the
hackman who, driving a fare slow
ly home the other evening, saw a
dark shadow scurry aleng the line
of the gutter and pause with uplifted
nose, as if searching for the scraps
of foodstuffs that have been lacking
of late.
Disregarding his fare, who poked
his head out of the window and
wanted to know what the matter was,
the hackman seized his whip and
stepped lightly to the edge of the
guiter. The rat heard him, however,
and slipped into the hottom of the
channel.
Then there was no way out of it
for the rat, so up and down he fled,
pursued by the relentless whip of the
eabman, whe lashed every inch of
the gutter as the rat tore madly up
and down. A crowd had gathered
and cabman and.rqt fought their
battle amid the encouraging com
ments of those watching. At last a
faint squeak from the tortured ani
mal announced that he had given
up. As the eabman took his whip
and remounted the box some one in
the crowd called out: “Well, you've
made ten cents, anyway.”” ‘‘Pooh,”
retorted thé cabman with sublime
contempt. “‘Ten cents! I've probably
saved the life of the whole city.”—
San Francisco Call.
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Bargain Sales in Japan.
l Even in placid Japan they have
bargain sales, but they conduct them
on very different principles from the
scrimmages we have over here, says
the Engiish Ladies’ Pictorial. An
amusing American woman has em
bodied her experiences of traveling
alone in Japan in a most entertaining
volume just published, whence may
be gathered a description of a sale at
the greatest trading trading house in
Japan.
The goods are not flung about,
They are shown to advantage in
locked cases, and the heads of depart
ments keep the keys. Remnants,
however, are laid on mats,and though
there is keen anxiety to secure bar
gains, perfect order and quiet prevail,
Babies toddle about quite comfort
ably; other sleep on their mothers’
backs. However orderly and quiet
though the Japanese bargain sale
may be, it is not free from the shop
lifter, and it is interesting to hear
that the detective is as hecessary in
the Flowery Land as in England. The
kimono slgeve is a useful receptacle
tor unconsidered trifles.
THE TRUTH OF IT."
*Pwas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even
a mouse;
They all had been shopping and spent;
their last red,
‘And nervous prostration. had sent
them to bed,
" Research on the effects of fhigh pres
sure of radio-active phenomena has
met with negative resuits.
MACHINE-GROUND PAINT.
Occasionally one hears the “hand
mixed” paint of the painter slight
ingly spoken of as “unscientifie” and
“not thoroughly mixed.” The facts
are all on the side of the painter and
his hand—prepared paint. ‘
It is the most “scientific” paint
there is, because it is made on the
spot to suit the particular purpose
for which it is to be used. It is as
scientific as a good doctor’s prescrip
tion. If the painter did not mix it
thus it would be as unscientifie ag a
patent medicine, Moreover the paint
which a good painter turns out is
made of genuine white lead ang pure
linseed oil. It he does not mix it him
self he is not sure what is in it and
consequently his client cannot be sure.
As for not being (horoughly mixed
by machinery, that is simply a mis
statement. © White Lead as made by
National Lead Company is thoroughly
incorporated with 7 or 8 per cent. of
pure Linseed oil in the factory, mak
ing a paste. This paste need only be
thinned with additional linseed oil to
make it ready for the brush.
The thorough incorporation of pig
ment and oil has already been accom
plished before the painter gets it.
To know how to tell pure white
lead is a great advantage to both
painter and house-owner. National
Lead Company will send a tester free
to anyone interested. Address the
company at Woodbridge Building,
New York, N. Y.
With the race-suicide clauss left out,
marriage is apt to be a howling suc
cess. ¢
SPRING KIDNEY TROUBLE.,
Vividiy Described by One Who Has
Suffered From It.
Mrs. H. Mutzabaugh, ¢of Duncan
non, Pa., says: “I was sick and mis
- erable all last Spring,
fm% and as I did not know
ARS7 what was the matter,
G 00~ I kept going down
W% and down until I was
tfj B a physical wreck. I
;f’ s had smothering spells,
| ?‘“x“':‘ > flashes of heat over
\\?\{\‘\Q&(J,’“ \ %f the kidneys, and pain
'lh*,}" 'i\ in passing the kidney
e secretions, which con
tained sediment. My husband urged
me to try Doan’s Kidney Pills, and at
~last 1 did so. They, did me much
| good, and I used in all eight boxes,
~ which restored me to perfect health.”
. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
! HIS UNFORTUNATE BUSINESS.
| “Why it is,” asked the fox, “that
} you always look so gaunt?”’
| “Oh!” replied the wolf, “it’s all due
' to the business I'm in. I always have
| to keep away from the door until
] there’s nothing left in the house to
| eat.”—Catholic Standard and Times,
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
- dylocalapplications as theycannot reach the
tiseased portion of the ear. Thereis only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by consti
tutional remedies. Deafness iscaused byan
mflamed condition of the mucous lining of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tubeisin
flamed yon have & rumbling sound orimper
. sect hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Leafnessis the result, and unless the intlam
mation can be taken out and this tube re
stored to its normal condition, hearing will
bedestroyed forever. Ninecases out of ten
arecansed byeatarrh, whichisnothingbutan
inflamed condition of the mucons surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused bycatarrh)thatcan
notbe curedby Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for
tirculars free. F.J.CHENEY & Co., Toledo,o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation,
‘ON THE JOB.
First Angel—Why it is that St. Pe
ter has kept the job as dJdoorkeeper
for 0o many years? .
Second Angel—He’s still hoping for
a chance to get at the fellow who
robbed him to pay Paul.—Cleveland
Leader,
Garfield Tea, the herb medicine, insures
a healthy action of liver, kidneys, stomach
and bowels. Take it for constipation and
sick-headache. Write Garfield Tea Co.,
Brooklyn, N.*Y., for free samples.
| No man is so prosperous that he can
| afford to dispense with the rest of
mankind,
{ Ladies Can Wear Shoes
| One size smaller after uein%l Allen’s Foot-
Ease, aypowder. It makes tight or new shoes
easy. Curesswollen, hot, sweating, a“hing
feet, ingrowing nails, cornsand bunions. At
alldr iggistsand shoestores, 25¢. Don’tac
| ceptanysubstitute. Trial package FREE by
mail. Address Allen B.Olmsted, LeRoy,N.Y.
Few people will take advice unless
charged for it
Hicks’ Capudine Cures Nervousness,
Whether tired out, worried, sieeplessness
or what not. It quiets and l‘t'frcsHPs braiu
and nerves. Its liquid and pleasant to
take. Trial bottle 10., Regular sizes 25c¢.
and Soc¢., at drugpists,
Every man thinks he could go the
pace if he wasn’t handicapped.
CURES ALL ITCHING ERUPTIONS.
Glencoe, Md., Nov. 21st, 1907: ‘I have had
eczema on my hands for 12 years, and have
tried everything. I have been using TET
TERINE 4 days and the results are great.
Signed, Mrs. M. Harvey. 'TETTERINE is the
surest, safest, speediest cure for eczema
and all other skin diseases. Nold by drug
gists or sent by mail for §%¢. by J. 1. SHUP
TRINE, Dept. A, Savannah, Ga.
i i S RS P s
. A pertinent query is often a kick ir
| disguise,