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THE GEORGIAN'S MAGAZME . PAGE
Little Bobbie’s
Pa
B\ WILLIAM F. KIRK
IHAVE jest rote a song. wife. s» <i Pa.
that 1 think you wild like to hear.
I wild like t<> hear it all rite if
you will let Bobbie sing it. sed Ma.
I am afrade that you wuddent be abel
to do so fine a song justice.
Well, sed Pa, then Boblih can sing
it. 1 knew that ho wanted to sing it
hisself. but what Ma sed about it bee-
Ihg a fine song tnade him feel kind of
food after all. So Pa handed me the
song * 1 sang it the best I end for
the kind of song it was. This was the
naim of the song
NIX. NIX. NIX ON POLYTICKS.
The drawing room was crowded in a
city far away.
It was a polltlshttn’s hoarn. so hril
yunt and so gay.
His wife was cooking dinner wen a
guest cairn through the door
A sed Do you think William Taft will
get jest one term nrioar?
She hit him with a turnip on his bald
and shiny pate
& sumthing like die following was the
word that she did state
Chorus:
Nix. Nix, Nix on Polyticks
I’m tired of Teddy Roosevelt A his
llttel Bull Moose tricks.
1 wuddent. care if Taft grew Hatt &
Wilson crossed the Styx.
Nix. Nix, Nix on Polyticks
Well, sed Pa. what do you think of
that for a song?
It didint seem to impress me favor
able, sed Ma. It Is not true, not true
to life A- not true to winimcn, sed Ma.
Did you ewer see me, for (listens,
throwing a turnip ala man’s bald
hed'.’ In the first place. I never cooked
a turnip A- wuddent have one In my
hand. A- In the second pla< e 1 cuddent
throw strata muff to lilt am body in
the hed unless I aimed at his feet.
Pa g6f kinfl of mad then. Wife, ,
<leer. sit'd Pa. IP thare anything that
fervor did that you liked’.’ I was
almost sure that this one time you
wud like this song. 1 spent a lot of
time on it. 1 thought the chorus was
kind of catchy.
You poor old boy, sod Ma. I dident
think that you was going to cry so
hard, or anything like that. If It will
rnalk you feel any better to tell you]
that I think the song is good, I will
say that the song is good. I only
thought that you wanted my real opin
yun, Ma sed.
You know as well as I do that poly -
ticks is everything rite now A that it
is always a Important part of American
life. Why doant you rite a song about
the inoonllte on she lake, or sumthing
of that kind. Everybody knows that
thare is mooiillte on the lake when
thare is a lake & a nite Hint the moon
is out.
1 guess you latter lay off on song
writing. sed Mu. A- try sumthing else.
1 was reading the other day about a
man that got ten thousand dollars for
curing a horse that bcelonged to a
rich man. Why doant you try beeing a
veterinary surgeon lusted of a poet.
Beeing a what'.' sed Pa.
Oh, anything, sed Ma. Try beeing a
shipping clerk. But doant be a song
rtter.
So then Pa tout up hl- song as eesy
as he used to tear up Broadway
LIQUID MEASURE.
It was the time of the singing lesson
at the local council school, and the
teacher was explaining to tin young
hopefuls that if a "treble," an "alto," a
"tenor” and i "bass” sang together,
their united efforts would constitute a
quartet.
I here seemed no trouble! about that,
end tile teacher thought the class was
getting on very nicely.
'Now. .lininiy, have off pinching your
brother's leg and listen to me." said she.
"If a bass and a tenor sang together,
what world you call that’.'"
Mutiny was tin son of the local milk
man. and a bright lad withal. His mi
swe was not long in coming
"Please, miss,” said he. "that would
fie a ’pintet.’ ”
OBSTINATE? MY WORD!
Bacon She’s on< of tin most
obstinate women I ever knew.
Mrs. Egbert Indeed"
Mrs. Bacon Yes. Why. I believe.if
site took laughing gas she'd . :y ;
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Pretty Lady reading from a fashion book trying to get a little brain picture of what she’s going to have to wear THIS winter. . . . “It is hard to say just WHAT Milady will wear
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BROADWAY JONES
Based on George M. Cohen's Play Now
Running in New York.
(Copyright, 1912. by George M. Cohan.)
TODAY S INSTALLMENT
Mrs Gerard exclaimed at this and
Broadway hastened to add:
“I mean she said ’.vis' Beatrice said
'yes ' "
Wallace looked from one to another,
more mystified than ever, when the tit
tering voice of the woman broke in:
"We're going to spend our honeymoon
in Spain "
"Yes, dear, sunny Spain. " rhapsodized
Broadway. "I’m going out this afternoon
to buy a sombrero and a pair of casta
nets" he took a few dance steps and
hummed an air from "Carmen."
"Well, aren't you going to congratulate
me?”
"Now. see here. Jackson, if you're fool
ing me, I want to know.” returned Wal
lace roughly.
Mrs. Gerard shook from head to foot in
senile anger,
"There lie goes again, Jackson," she
snapi>ed. "I'm not going to stay here and
be Insulted in such a manner I "
Hroadwaj interposed. Hr assured Mrs.
Gerard that in a few moments alone with
Wallace he could convince him that there
was no Joke They didn’t want Wallace
to repeat to all their friends in town that
the engagement was a farce. If she would
go out in her car for a half hour and
return everything would be smoothed
away.
She consented.
"Bye-bye. dearie, she lisped
"Au rcvolr, sweetheart." returned
Broadway, affect Innately.
"Don't listen to that bad. naughty man,
dearie."
"No. him won't, little Beatrice Him
make bad man listen to him
She kissed him fondly.
■With "Oh. you dear boy," and with
Otte glance of scorn and fury for Wallace,
she was gone
"BROADWAY'S" SECRET.
In considerable more bewilderment than
anger. Wallace sat in his chair, staring
before him for a moment after the widow
Gerard had left. Jackson walked slowly
to Ids friend's chair, laid one hand quietly
on Its back and then looker! ut Wallace
Intently.
"Say. are you going crazy!" roared
Walla, e.
Broadway Ignored the query
"Now. in the first place." he com
menced deliberately, "I want you to
thoroughly understand that I'm positive
ly serious about the whole affair and
that nothing that you can say will change
my plans
Well!"
Mrs Gerard anti I are going to be mar
ried and it’s going tv happen very short
ly So whether you like the idea or not. If
you care to retain my friendship, vou
must get used to H the same as I have
to do.
"I'm listening
Broadway sighed
"I know several girls he went on.
“who will cry very bitterly, and a lot
of fellows who will laugh vary heartily,
but the tact remains that the lady you
just saw have the room .s to become
Mrs Jackson Jones so „ n ,.,. and for all
get II out ot yout bead that It's a loke '
"Ito you realize what people will sav
and think
Jacks'ti brought his nst down into
the palm tMs hand Said he
Tn- tlta.-lied it out wdh myselt irom
ever' an ti. I km w what they'll sav
ami I know what they 'll think
' it'ell what will the. think
"The natural thought will be that I'm
marrying her for her money."
Ills friend laughed shortly.
"They know better than that. Every
body's aware of the fact that you've
got all the money you need."
It was Broadway's turn to laugh.
"Do you think so?" lie asked.
Hankin entered with a telegram which
Jones absently put in his pocket as he
Informed the retiring butler that he didn't
wish to be disturbed for a few moments.
Then, when they were again alone, he
paced back and forth for a moment.
Turning sharply be said:
"Bob. I'm 'going to let you in on a
little secret my secret. No one else In
the world knows. 1 wouldn't tell you if it
weren't for the fact that we’ve been so
close and such good pals for the last
few years, but remegiber it's Masonic."
"Certainly."
“I’m broke," said Broadway, all pre
tense at happiness gone from his face.
"You're what?"
“Broke—dead broke.”
"Say. Is this another of your jokes?
’ You’re rich in them today."
"It’s no joke to be broke, Boh; but it's
even worse than that with me. Bob; I’m
in debt.”
' “What!"
' "I owe about fifty thousand dollars."
' “Well, what have you done with all
I of your money ?"
! “Put it back in circulation, where it
, came from."
WHERE IT WENT.
"W all street?" suggested Wallace.
"No, Broadway."
j "Investments gone wrong?"
' "I never invested any. All 1 ever did
I was to spend it."
Wallace's jaw dropped. Truly litis was
( u day of surprises to him.
"But you couldn’t spend the money you
: had," he said, as though his business
t like mind tillered the idea of the impos
sibility of expending legitimately more
than a fixed sum.
Broadway smiled. His tone was al
most sprightly as he answered: ,
i "I didn't have any trouble in getting
rid of it. Everybrnly seemed very glad
] to get it. anti also 1 owe tailor bills. Hower
bills, restaurant bills, jewelry bills, boot
bills. I've got' a flock of bills in my desk
. that would make Rockefeller complain
about the high cost of living, and 1 can t
pay them because I'm broke."
"Why. you always gave me to under
stand that you were a millionaire?" ex
claimed Bob
Jackson grinned sheepishly.
"Well. I lied a little." said he "At that
1 dare say 1 could have been worth a
inil lon by now If I'd had any business
ability with bank roll I had to go with.
When I came here to New York five years
At a Mother's Meeting
the wife of a noted New York divine
! said to Iler listeners. "Watch careful
’ly your daughter's: physical devolop
| meat. Mothers should see that nature
is assisted. -if necessary. to perform
its office* and keep their daughters
well informed as to matters pertaining
to health."
Irregularities and pain are sun
symptoms of some orgunli trouble
ami mother* nun depend upon Lydia
Is Pinkham- Vegetable : 'ompound
the standard remedy sot woman's ills,
to region tin- system to a lieultliy nor
mal condition I
.1 Thrilling Story of "The Great White Way”
ago and started to burn Broadway up I
was worth $250,000. My father died and
left me that when I was ten years old.
I didn't come into it until I was twenty
one about *75,000 in cash, some real es
tate ami a half Interest in a chewing gum
factory , 'lite first thing I did was to get
rid of the real estate and sell out my in
terest in the gum factory. I wanted
cash. Hadn't any use for anything else.
My father's partner, his brother (my
uncle, old Andrew Jones), bought me out
ami cheated me. too. A measly hundred
thousand, that's all I got. Since then I
understand he’s made a dozen fortunes
with the darned old gum. I hear the
Gum Trust offered him a million dollars
for the plant last year. You've often
heard me speak of the gum.”
"Yes, Jones’ pepsin."
“That's right. Jones' pepsin—made in
Jonesville. Town named after my grand
father. He was in the gum business be
fore Ills two sons. It's the oldest gum on
the market. Ever chew it?”
“No.”
"Well, don't. It's awful."
Wallace hitched his chair closer to
Jackson, greatly interested.
“Go on.” he said.
THE WHITE LIGHT LURE.
"I couldn't wait to get hold of the money I
ami get out of Jonesville. 1 wanted New '
York nothing but New York. I read I
New York. 1 talked New York I dreamed I
New York. Why. from the time I was i
sixteen years old to the day I left that |
town everybody in Jonesville called me j
Broadway. Just because I wore patent
leather shoes and put on a clean collar i
every day.”
" 'Broadway' Jones," repeated Bob, I
musingly.
“Yep, ’Broadway Jones. " returned the |
wearer of that appellation, with the hu- I
mor that lies very near to tears. “Oh. j
Ivo lived up to the name all right, all i
righty I know every newsboy, policeman. :
actor, chorus girl, bartender and wine
agent in the street. I've been to bed ,
just one night in four years before 4 j
o’clock in the morning, and that was i
because 1 had a toothache and my face
was swollen. Oh, it wasn't the pain that
kept me in; it was the looks of the thing.
<ih, what 1 haven't done to Broadway?
Well, you've been with me. and you
know!
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The two young men sat in silence
for a time. Wallace was trying to find
some way out for Broadway, and the
latter was immersed In mournful reflec
tions. Yet such is the strange mixture
of pride and regret in the career and
temperament of the average spendthrift
that Broadway could not have been said
to be entirely unhappy. He broke the si
lence with a laugh.
“When I go into a restaurant, the
waiters come to blows to see who’ll get
me. If 1 go in to get shaved, you'*
think some one had yelled ‘Fire!’ the
way the barbers dash for the chairs. Oh,
I’ve been the bright-eyed baby boy
around this town, all right. It’s cost me
a quarter of a million, but I've had a won
derful time.”
"How long have you been broke?” asked
Wallace.
"About six months. My credit carried
me on. You know when I first went’
broke I made up my mind that I wouldn’t
run Into debt, no matter what happened.
I put on an old suit of clothes that morn
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I was willing to be elevator boy. mes
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sign. My intentions were the best in the
world. But somehow or other, I got to
thinking of something else, and when I
came to where do you suppose I was?
Sitting at a table in Delmonico’s eating
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Continued In Next Issue.
CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
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Daysey Mayme
and Her Folks
By FRANCES L. GARSIDE.
Daysey mayme appleton
looks so artificial from the
crown of her golden head to the
tips of her high-heeled shous she gives
the impression that if some one punch
ed her in the belt she would squeak
"Ma-ma.” just like a French doll.
She wears a collar so high in rhe
back and so low in the front it looks as
if her halo had slipped down, and she
waves her hands when she talks just
like a switchman.
At first glance one might think Day
sey Mayme superficial. But she is not
—she is temperamental!
As a. child she didn’t keep up with
the class in*the public school, and her
mother sent her to a private School
"The teacher,” explained her mother
"didn’t understand her. She is SO tem
peramental.”
The word explains so many things'
All mothers of backward children use it.
When an attempt was made to teac!i
«m\ t 0 eo ‘ ,k - she served over-done steak
"Uh a fresh rose lying on the pi a >.
and thought her father lacked the fir.
of imagery because he looked at ti •
steak instead of the flower.
She plays the low tones on the piaim
very low and pounds for the loud one
and her friends encourage her by sav
ing she plays with expression.
"It takes an effort to be tenrner
mental." she explained to one who! was
not. "All my life long I have taken
time to read descriptions of sunset <• ’
On one occasion Daysdy Mayme was
left to take care of a young baby, ami
when its mother returned she found tl
baby almost drowned and floating <,ff
in Daysey Alayme’s tears.
"! got to thinking,” she said, between
sobs, "of the many weary steps tint
await those poor little feet before th-' '
journey through life is ended—” but h.
more Ch ° ked hel ’ a ” d Sh ° Could say nu
She will gaze at a flower and sigh
and look out Into the dark with a yearn
ing look in her eyes. All her life sir
has indulged in this poetic sorrow when
other girls of less sensitive organiza
tions have studied and scrubbed
. “I feel,” she said, “just like a mourn
ing dove sounds.”
And that is what it means to be tem
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