Newspaper Page Text
THE GE GUAM’S MAGAZINE PAGE
BROADWAY JONES
Based on George M. Cohan's Play Now Running in New York
A Thrilling Story of “The Great White
Way."
By BERTRAND BABCOCK.
TODAY’S INSTALLMENT.
If Broadway had cooked and offered his
own heart to h!s guests —and to one
guest in particular he couldn't have been
any more particular as to the season
ing or Its reception by the little company
than he was tonight as to what was
served, how. and whet The only help he
hftd in the service v.as that given by one
of the small boys from t. ■ plant whom
Bob had used at the "Grand hotel'' ;■*<
a sort of valet for himself and Broadway.
At Broadway s announcement of the
dinner to Bob, the latter had enthusias
tically volunteere ' to help in Its prepara
tjoti. He and Broadway would show the
Spotswoods what they could ■ , in the
way of simple living and the preparation
of a good meal. Bob would even have
Clara help. But the moment he and Clara
were in Jones Manor, forgotten was that
»n<’. I •simil n ses So Jackson
and little Jimmie struggled in the kitch
en ns best they could. Mrs Spotswood
had cheerfully offered to help, but laek-
Bon wouldn't permit that, and the judge
he rejectee on the ground that be was
Sot a bachelor.
TOO MANY EMOTIONS.
But while he tried to cook with Hob
and Clara hanging over ’ho old piano,
•motions too complex for Ids own analysis
•urged through him. So that, wtis one set
of emotions being developed In the old
home this night.
Bob and Clara had another '•■ . But
theirs were fair!} simple. The o'Uine of
true love seemed, in ihetr ■ use, to meet
with no obsta< le. Their emotions went
very ■ im.r.lo.and so hardly interesting to
any other than themseh. or the judge
and his wife. Tiiat happy couple were
in s ill another frame of hear that was,
exceedingly simple, too.
They were joyous at the growing feel
ing between Clara and Wallace and not
entirely unhappy ..ver the strap-.- emo
tional state that s-etned to their kee.nl}
observant eyes to exist between Josie and
Jacks ,n. Their knowledge, or their sus
pinions, concernig the two came entirely
from the face ami conduct of Jackson.
Fnnn Josie's air or manner the} could
learn nothing.
The girl was rather quit t. answering
absently, if at all. and strmed to have
effaced herself almost completely. The
usual vigorous personal quality of this
young woman, which formerly would have
filled the room to overflowing, was not
gone entirely. So. after a time, the judge
•nd his wife, watching the fledgling Clara
•boutt he slitter front the parental nest,
ceased to think of ornbserve Josie.
SAMMY IS CAREFUL.
The last, and perhaps least, person of
this set, with varying emotions, was
Sammy, the Judge’s fat son, who sat in
the corner Angering his banjo<tnd longing
to begin. He wanted to take the center
of the stage, but as the dinner had not
been served, he feared any parental pun
ishment which might deprive him of his
dinner, however dubious the prospect of
getting anything lit to eat with Broadway
in the kitchen might be.
While his guests chattered or thought
of their various concerns, as their dis
positions might be. Broadway. uJonc with
Jimmie in the great fire-bricked wltchen.
which had ministered to the wants of
many generations of the Jones family, was
in agony. Ho had bought a vast quan
tity of lamb chops,feeling that in these
little, red slabs lay a symbolic meaning.
Josie had talked ho strangely of chops
that ho had eagerly bought all that the
three butcher shops of Jonesville could
spare from their small stocks. Even In
the shop , he had examined thorn. He
had turned them over and over in his
bands as though he expected to find
NO REASON
FOR DOUBT
As to the Merits of Cardui
the Woman’s Tonic, In
View of Such
Evidence.
Tecumseh. Okla.- -In a letter from
this town. Mrs. Elisha Epperson
says. "I do believe that if ft hadn't
been for Cardui, the woman's tonic. J
wouldn't have been living today.
“T am »o glad that I began taking
Cardui when X did. Before I began us
ing it. I was in bad health and suf
fered considerable paiti j n head, shoul
ders, back, side, limbs and lower part
of my body.
"Cardui helped roe more than any
thing I ever did take. and T am in bet
ter heaJth since taking it than I have
been in four (4) years,
"1 shall never be without Cardui, the
woman's tonic, in my home, and will
always recommend it to other ladies.”
Can you doubt the merit of Cardut
after reading the above letter? This
is only one of many that we receive
each year. Such testimony, from ear
nest women, surely proves the great •
value of this tonic medicine for the
ailments peculiar to their s»g
Cardui acts on the weakened wom
anly organs. It helps to refresh the
worn-out nerves, and is the idea! med
icine for voung and old.
As a tonic for women it has brought
remarkable results.
As a remedy for women's ills lea
friends ray It has no equal.
B.: V«rite to: Ladies' Advisory Dept ,
vhattAti-j’jgv. Medicine Co., Chattanooga
. e’in f Boecl.il Inetrurtlons, and tu-
>J“ book ' Home Treatment ft- Worn
it It. plain wrapper, on r-q -. r"
i written upon their dull red surface, the
meaning of the words of Josie. And when
he had stood In the kitchen before them
he had done the same. But they told
l.lm absolutely nothing. After a time he
became aware that Jlrnndo was looking
at him.
"Say. sonny,” Jackson asked quickly,
"what'll wo do with these tilings?”
COOKING THE CHOPS.
"Why, cook them, of course,” said
J imtnie.
"Certainly," responded Broadway. "But
how
Jimmie scratched his dark little head.
I :iml> chops wore entirely out of the fru
gal experience of his parents and of him
i self.
"I think we had some oncst," lie said,
■ "when 1 was a kid, and that me mother
boiled 'em.”
"No,” said Broadway. "I'm sure they
■ ar, broiled."
s Jackson had lighter! too many good
i cigars not to know how to make a proper
■ fir<. and, starting the kitchen range had
l been one of the tasks of Jimmie, so no
I fault <ould bi found with their Are.
i Broadway raked aside n bed of live coals
■ and then placing some of the chops in a
I collander, set it over the lire. He did
not know enough about the art as prac
■ ticed in the lobster palaces to turn them,
j and they began cooking merrily on one
side.
But s .on tie’ heat melted the solder
, which held the tin utensil together, and
, thick clouds of smoki arose. These
; perflitrated to the upper | arts of Jones
Mu nor.
1 Without doing more than cough at the
smoke, which Broadway thought probably
L a necessary part of cooking. Jackson
1 started the preparation of the rest of his
dinner This was far tnorb simple and he
1 could not go ver far astray. The vege
' tables and salad gave little-trouble, too,
' tor Im had often observed his salads in
’ th, lobster palaces. He had even noted
on the many ocaslone when he dined on
Broadway that vegetables came to the
tab), peeled. So lie had only to slip them
peeled, heavily ii is true, into some of the
many pots and pans in the enormous
Jone; kitchen, adding water al the sug-
I gestton oi Jimmie, to whom this part of
the process was perfectly clear.
AID FROM JOSIE.
I don t bejlt’ve a good cook makes all
1 this sniokte, 1 ’ exclaimed Jackson after a
particularly vicious tit of coughing, as he
opened a window.
His tfine was perfectly serious, but to
his surprise, it was answered with a
i burst of .the must charming laughter
• Broadway had ever known. Josie was at
tlie dour, her face almost divine, it seemed
i to the smitten Broadway, us her laughter
rippled* off.
But she did not remain there long. With
a gayety of manner Broadway had never
seen In the girl before she fairly danced
over the floor to the smoking tin utensil.
• in a moment she had struck it into a sink
with a skillful blow of a poker.
"I'm utrald that you only su t at the ta
ble in the window,Broad way,” she laughed
out.
The pictures of the many times he had
i actually sat as far away from the kitchen
In the restaurants he hud frequented ere
ated In his mind by the girl's words were
speedily blotted out by Ids consciousness
of the great that vast, dear fact—that
she had called him "Broadway.”
His knees bent until lie almost seemed
to be kneeling while he drew the big white
apron he had thoughtfully purchased from
1 the butcher In the village about him.
JOSIE GIVES ORDERS.
"Go ahead and give your orders," he
, said fervently, ''l'll take orders from you
, for the rest of your life Josie."
Then he straightened up, proud of hav
ing dared to call her Josie. But she did
not seem to have noticed it.
"You'll certainly take orders from me
now ” she began and stopped.
"Broadway call me Broadway," eag-
■ erly supplemented Jackson.
"She finished:
-Mr Jones, for 4'm going to make
you get this dinner as It should be got.’’
"Why ?" again dared Jackson.
i A distant smile appeared on the lips of
the girl.
1 really am very fond of the judge,
you know,” she said carelessly*. "You
know he had dyspepsia fearfully lust win-
I ter"
"Oil, said Broadway, and he fell fran
tically to beating eggs with a shaving
brush in a small hammered brass vase.
The dinner was got In an orderly course
after that.
The girl worked seemingly without ef
fort and Broadway soon, under her friend
ly spell, had lost the little daring he had
summoned. Gradually his mind passed to
a consideration of the tasks she had set
for him, so that in the end tie almost
came to believe that he himself had done
it all.
Just before the meal now really dainty
was carried country fashion up into
the dining room, Josie's spirits again
seemed to have a sudden flight Into an
upper level. She east one glance at
Broadway that made that youth drop the
platter ho held and dart toward her.
Just as he reached her he came to be
lieve that her look hud Teen olio of fear
merely. Indeed, with one hand she
pointed behind her.
"till, did you see it? Do you see it?”
she exclaimed.
Broadway forgot his purnose and his
aim. With real apprehension for her, lie
turned quickly
"What Is it? Whore is it?” he asked.
"The ghost of old Tom Jones, the Tory,"
flushed back the girl, and was gone above
stairs.
PART VI.
THE CHOPS ARE EATEN.
The memory of that meal will prob
ably seme day live in the annals of the
Jones family, of Jonesville. Conn. While
I that may not have hupepned as yet, it
; certainly remained a distinct recollec
i tion in the minds of all who ate it. Even
1 Sammy, absorbed in eating and longing
| for the time to come when he could en-
■ tertain the company witli his banjo, felt
| that :here w.is something unusual in the
I atmosphere.
The meal began with the chatter and
1 spirits of Clara and Wallace spreading
their influence over the little grouj But,
as it progressed Josie, as Broadway would
have said at an earlier time, took the
stag, and held it for the balance of the
' dinner.
Never had the judge nor Mrs. Spotts
wood seen the usually demure, sedate
! y oung wman in such wild spirits and a
| mental poise that trembled at times upon
the edge of abandon.
A moment later she would seem sunk In
; inc..on trable glovtn. lint this would pass I
' speedily, and there would 1/ a return to |
her i..rm-r hilarious mood v.hh ~q
- T’. ...
* ''nfinu«q n Next
Some of Fashion’s Latest From Pans
W 1 W o
* dB&Ur i&ii/
Vie >■ //
ne *♦ ■ I,
Hl \ di
* dr X--- k ///
,t; ■ Ns.' w ///
BA b nO
HEMm r . y • //ri \ rr
A ■'
\\ .; ■it
A Conqueror
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
((OHE steppe d all over tnq." is the
complaint a man makes of the
girl to whom he was devoted
for a good many months. Then he signs
the wail. "College Conqueror!”
Evidently he went through college,
conquering every lesson, every obsta
cle, and came out with flying colors.
Then he met a girl. He loved her
He told her so. lie "was excessivelj
constant and devoted." and .in return
for such devotion she "stepped all over
him!”
Truly a man who has earned the
right to sign himself “College Con
queror" deserves a better fate. It is
plain the girl didn't appreciate what it
meant for a conqueror of big build
ings with long lessons in them to bow
In the dust before her feet.
It is obvious that she failed to ap
preciate the honor that was done Iter.
It is apparent that she didn’t deserve
such homage from one so high, for he
says she was "insulting, deceitful, rude,
tyrannical, ill-natured and impossible."
All this, in addition to a very pro
nounced habit of stepping high, com
ing down heavily, and paying no heed
to what her feet came down on.
The strange, the almost unbelievable
part of the letter is that after denounc
ing her in such terms, the young man
asks: "Am 1 perfectly justified in giv
ing her up?”
On first thought, the answer to such a
question would be, "Yes, and give her
up immediately!"
But would that be the best for the
young man? And, as he wrote the let
ter, it is with his interests I am most
concerned.
He Is a "College Conqueror." Per
hap.- in conquering college he ignored
every course that included lessons in
humility. Perhaps he needs that very
thing. So many of us do.
1 do pot know if this girl who is de
scribed in such ungallant terms has a
teacher's certificate, or not. Perhaps
not. Hut that doesn’t matter. One
does not need i teacher's certificate to
give others lessons in humility.
She has shown herself qualified to be
such an instructor. She stepped all over
him, and lie says lie still loves her, and
wants to know if he should give her up.
She may deserve all the unkind things
lie has said I hope she does not. But
at least she deserves credit for this:
She saw u man who was proud of him
self, and instead of bowing before his
shrine, she put him on Ills knees In the
dust and then stepped all over him!
t'nder the circumstances, I believe
his question is useless. He wants to
know if he shall give her up. Does any
one think she would have him?
She surely won't have him if she
reads this letter and learns that after
accusing her of poss.-ssiflg every unde
sirable trait of character, he adds,
worm-like, that he "loves" her.
If he loved her he wouldn't think
these things; he wouldn't believe them;
he wouldn’t say them.
He would regard her as the perfection
of all womankind. He would be the
last to accuse her: the first to resent it
if others made such charges against
her.
I charge further that in so strenu
ouslj belittling her he gives me the
right to claim he is not a manly man
She mat be the sinner he charges, but
at lea-t he is not a saint in saying such
things about a girl to whom he has been
“* xccssively devoted" many months,
and whom, he says, he loves.
My dear College Conqueror, either
decide to take the course of snubbing
Hl- pr> - ■ ibe. 4>e patient and loyal
while taking ft or p it from her for '
i'’ " '
, D >n't •■ ■ 1.-I ja: while saing-
I ’oe- a >•»•■: ' .’lm ■ ; tn black nalnt!
Original shape of beret, made of chestnut velvet. It is outlined over
ths brim by a draped ribbon, “a picots” of faille, tied over the side in a
huge bow and held by a broad gilt buckle.
The long picture at the side shows a very original tailor-made cos
tume of olive-green ratine —a long redingote, with broad revers slightly
gathered at the waistline on both sides—fastens by a stitched girdle
sash of the same material, with a band of white checkered ratine held by
a nacre buckle. Collar, cuff and band at the hem are of white fox. This
.edirigote, rising in front, shows a simple skirt of white ratine, check
ered with green.
Up-to-Date Jokes
"<fan’t you stop to dinner?"
"Not this evening; I’m afraid.”
"Needn’t be afraid; we’ve got a new
cook.”
She (pouting)—Before we were mar
ried you often used to catch me in your
‘ arms.
Hi- —Yes; and now I catch you in my
pockets.
Little Elmer—Papa, what is polite
ness?
Professor Broadhead —Politeness, my
son, is the art of not letting
people know what you really think of
them.
“What's the difference between a fori
and a fortress?"
“Weil,” said the woman-hater, "I
should think the only difference would
be that the latter is the harder to si
lence.”
Little Boy—-Mamma, what’s my book
about ?
i Mamma—lt Is called “The Sleeping
Beauty." and is about a girl who slept,
and slept, and slept, and nobody could
wake her.
Little Boy—Was she a servant girl?
The Young Man—Yes: I kissed her
when she wasn’t expecting anything of
the kind.
The Elderly Man —A young, man. a
young woman, and nobody about, and
the young woman not expecting to be
kissed. H’rn! Ha! Rubbish!
She (who has offered to hoar little
Jones' part in the coming theatricals) —
Now, what’s your cue, Mr, Jones?
Jones (puzzled)-—My cue?
She—Yes; what they say just before,
you come on, you know?
Jones—Oh, I see! They always say,
"Come on, you silly goat, can’t you?”
Benevolent Party—Don't you think
fishing is cruel sport?
Angler—Cruel? Well, I should say
so. I’vo sat here three days and not had
a bite; been nearly eaten up by gnats
and stung by two wasps, lost my pock
etknife in the river and the sun has
taken all the skin off the back of my
neck.
"HAIR THAT GIVES FATHER TIME
THE LAUGH”
H e are just about as old as we LOOK
People judge u«, by the way we LOOK.
The man or woman with grey hair is be
ginning to get in the “Old Timer’s Class.”
Phis Twentieth Century does NOT want
GREY hairs-it wants the energy of Youth.
The big things are being done by the
LOUNGER generation.
There’s a sort of “Has Been” look
about those "Grey Hairs." Thereisalways
one to criticise and smile scornfully.
Father Time is a stern disciplinarian.
Get the best »f him. Give him the laugh.
Do not be a " Has Been.' ’lt's unnecessary.
Use HAY’S HAIR HEALTH
KcCpDou I,()()kilV ’,Y >lll
H.OO and SOe at Drug Storrs or dirrct ufion reeoigt
“' a, ' r name-. Send 10c for trial
aottlr.—t hila Huy Stecialtias Ce.. Newark, IS. J.
CALL AND HLCOMMEMDED
BY 'ACOBS' PHARMACY.
Do You Know—
Chimneys were first erected in Brit
ain in 1200.
Among poor people there are more
deaths from measles than from any
other infectious disease.
Owing to the hind wings of an earwig
resembling in shape the human ear, tlie
insect has derived its name.
A total of $120,000,000 per annum is
spent on the salaries of government of
ficials in England, Scotland and Ire
land.
During the past fourteen years the
production of crude petroleum in India
lias increased by nearly 200 million gal
lons.
The schoolmaster of Toggenburg
Switzerland; is the village bandmaster
the organist, a fireman, a watchmaker,
and a farmer. And in his spare time,
no doubt, he does a bit of teaching.
A machine combining two modern
inventions, the electric car and the
vacuum cleaning apparatus, has been
applied in Strasburg to clean the tracks
of that city. In the operation of the
machine the roadbed is sprayed with
water, then the dirt is loosened by a
scratcher, and drawn up Into the car by
the suction apparatus. With this ma
chine one man can clean 25 miles of
track a day. replacing the labor of 17
men working in the ordinary way.
To meet the requirements of busi
ness people who occasionally employ a
typist, but have not sufficient work to
keep one regularly employed, the idea
has been evolved in an American town
of establishing a telephonic secretarial
office. Clients ring up the office in the
morning, choosing their own hours, and
dictate their correspondence to the
clerk at the olher end. These girls do
their work straight from the telephone
on to the typewriter, wearing a cap
like a wireless operator’s headpiece, in
a short time the batch of letters and
addressed envelopes are ready to trans
mit by special messengers for the au
thor’s signature.
GRAY OR FADED
HAIR RESTORED TO
NATURAL COLOR
Famous Southern “La Creole’’
Hair Dressing the Remedy.
Safe and Sure.
A harmless hair preparation, originated
a P r * JUd b ut poor'Creole lady, more
than forty years ago. is today giving toy
to thousands of women and men by quick
ly restoring the natural color to the gray
faded, streaked or wispy hair. Bv ap
plying LaCreole Hair Dressing a few‘times
it cleans the scalp, kills the dandruff, and
best of all, restores the hair to its natu
ral color, fluffiness and vigor. It takes
away those streaks of gray, does away
i, p^nlature , ? k „ aße LaCreole stops
the itching and falling hair. Don’t look
T? re •\ our time ' aut a PP>>’ LaCreole
Hair Dressing to the hair and retain
your youthful looks. retain
h r,resslll K Will cleanse the
hair of dust, dirt or any excessive oil—in a
few moments after its application Your
hair will be wavy, fluffy and abundant,
and possess an Incomparable softness, lus
ter and luxuriance, the beauty and shim
mer of true hair health.
LaCreole Hair Dressing is not only the
best there is, but the only hair 'color
restorer that gives satisfaction. Sold bv
orutgls.s, |1 per laj-gq bottle, with full
directions fur home treatment of the hair
(Advt.)
Daysey May me and Her Folks
IF YOU WANT REAL LIFE—-
A NUMBER of years ago, when a
woman washed her hair, she
washed it on her head, and sat
around for hours with it hanging like
wet rat-tails around her face, waiting
for it to dry.
Times have changed.
There was hanging on the clothesline
at the Appleton home a round thing
which looked like half a eocoanut; five
switches, two yards of puffs and a
fringe looking somewhat like that Sit
ting Hull wore around ills waist when
he iiad his picture taken.
This was Daysey Mayme Appleton’s
hair. And while it swung in the breeze
and dried, Daysey Mayme, witli a dain
ty morning cap covering tier baldness,
sat. in the parlor and sought to improve
her mind by reading.
"Morton paused. The restraint lie
put on himself made the veins in his
forehead stand out like whipcords. He
caught Maldie’s lily white hand in his
and held it lightly, thougii tempted to
crush it between his big, strong hands.
“ 'We will away.' he said hoarsely,
'while yon moon hides her face behind
the friendly shelter of a cloud.'
“Maidie trembled. Did she shrink
from him? Nay. nay! It was a maid
enly fear of she knew not what ''that
made her slender form shake. Hut only
for an instant. Then she turned, and
threw herself into the strong arms held
out for her.
" ‘Away, away,' she murmured, with
——You do not
eat the right food
YOUR bodies are ill-nourished because
you feed them on foods that they cannot
get the good out of. Do not eat so much
meat and other heavy foods that are hard
to digest.’ You get all the good elements
of these dishes in
FAUST
BRAND
SPAGHETTI
in a much easier digested form. It contains
practically no waste. It is all quickly and easily
converted into strength and energy. Serve
Faust Spaghetti often and you and your family
will become strong, robust and put on flesh.
It’s a splendid food for growing children.
Faust Spaghetti makes delightful dishes and is
a very economical food.
At your grocer’s—Sc and 10c a package.
■■l-mni.n i awii ■ ■;. . ■ i ' ?■ ■ m ~.f ,
Maull Bros., St. Louis, Mo.
CHICAGO FLORIDA LIMITED
“POPULAR ALL YEAR TRAIN”
Atlanta to Chicago Atlanta to Jacksonville
PULLMAN DRAWING ROOM SLEEPING CARS FROM ATLANTA TO
CINCINNATI, CHICAGO, DETROIT AND JACKSONVILLE.
MODERN COACHES, DINING CARS, OBSERVATION CARS
All Equipment Electric Lighted
NORTHBOUND
lx Atlanta Southern Railway 5:30 A.M
Ar. Chattanooga “ “ 10:15 A M
Ar. Cincinnati C. N 0. &T. P Ry 8:35 P.M.
Ar. Chicago Big Four Route 7:45 A.M.
SOUTHBOUND
lx Atlanta Southern Railway 11:10 P.M.
Ar. Jacksonville “ “ 8:40 A.M.
R. L. BAYLOR E. E. SMITH
D.P.A. Southern Ry. T.P.A. Big Four Route
Atlanta Atlanta
By Frances L. Garside
her face hidden in the folds of his
rough coat, ‘to the ends of the earth
with the man who loevs me.’ ”
Daysey Mayme always feels less ro
mantic wlipn -be has her hair off
Throwing the book across the room, she
picked up a morning paper, and. read:
"The testimony given by Sarah Jones
in her suit for divorce from Silas
Jones, as heard in the court yesterday
was both rich and racy.
“ 'He called me a pie-face,’ she said
to tlie judge, ’and said my kin wen
a mess of lobsters. He hasn't given ni.
more than a dollar a week to live on
since I married him a year ago, and if
it were not for my father I'd have
starved to death.’
“ ‘Yes,’ in answer to a question from
tiie judge, ‘our marriage was an elope
ment. I thought I loved him, but no
one can love a squirrel-faced tight
wad pirate like him very long.’ ”
Daysey Mayme finished the account
and threw down tlie paper with a sigh
of regret because there was no more to
read.
“Ah.” she said, gathering her hair
wash off the line, “if you want REAL
life, read the divorce stories in the
newspapers.
“'Pie-face,' musingly; ‘mess of lob
sters,’ ah, there's Life in that!”
DISILLUSIONMENT.
She —You told me before we were
married that you were well off.
He —So 1 was then, but I didn’t km.-