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TTIE ATLANTA GEORGIAN AND NEWS, THURSDAY, APRIL 24.1913.
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The Judge Isn ’t That Sort
Copyright. 1913, International Newt Service.
By Tad
OPERAFELLERS
Caruso's Pillows and Segurold’s
Monocle Stump Bellboys, but
Their French Is Easy.
Mr. Clarence Wilson wears a bright
blue coat and a genera! air of be
wilderment regarding the goings on
of grand opera stars. Mr. Wilson, be
It known. Is associated with the Geor
gian Terrace Hotel In a responsible
position—ho responds to the loud
shout of “Front," and Is very popular
early In the morning.
Technically, Mr. Wilson Is a bell
boy. „ Actually, he is the embodlmen’
of Atlantia s hospitality So the guest
within Its gateasnd a philosopher with
It all, even If he has fallen In love
with Mademoiselle Eucrezla liorl.
"I don't get these guys,” he re
marked yesterday. “Here’s this Ca
re mo They say he gets fSO.hOO a night.
Just to stng Well, If he does, I’d like
to know' what he wants to sit up in
the window for In Ills night shirt and
sing for nothin'. But he does, every
mornln’ right early.
Caruso Wanted "Pillowy” Bed.
“The first night ho comes In there
cornea a call front Ills room, and 1
goes up.
" ‘AH right, Mr. Caruso,’ 1 says ’I>i
you want some ice water? 1
“ Ice water,’ he hollers 'I should
worry .’ Just like that. ’No,’ he Bays,
’I wants a bed.'
“There was one right there, and 1
aska him what was the matter with It.
’’ *Ker the love of Mike,’ he says, or
somethin' like It. 'You don't think I
can sleep In that, do you? I wants a
bed ’
’’And I comes to find out that the
guy plies about ten pillows on each
side of his bed, and then aleeps in the
middle like he was in a valley There
wasn't nothin' the matter with his
bad, but he wanted It fixed his way.
Which w« did."
Bori Makes New Conquest.
Then Mr. Wilson told the etorr of
bis own heart's yearning.
"This Miss Borl is all right,” he ad
mitted. He cast his youthful eves
down the length of his bright blue
trousers, and smiled bashfully.
"Yes, sir." he continued "I falls for
her, srtrong. Them eyes of hers—say,
what do you know about black eyes
like them" But those French girls
always did fns'nnte me. And believe
me. I’m pickin’ up a lot of French
around here. Say, what do you know
9 [PJJtt this?”
"Bon nu-lt, nour-rloa,” he said,
eking up the syllables carefully’
lay, ain’t that go n' to make a hit""
"Maybe,” acceded the elevator boy.
Ian you say that with any ladies
oundr’
"Sure, you boob,” said Mr Wilson,
Hfcing him with u scornful eye "That's
ist ‘good night, nurse.' in French
hey all talks French, and tve got to
get along with them somehow”
Slang in French? Sacre!
"Oh, mon gosse," Mr. Wilson hailed
him.
Xo. 7 drew back his right arm
threateningly.
"Whateher handin' me?" he growl-
ad.
■’Oh," said Mr Wilson, airily, "I
was Just tellln’ you ’Oh, you kid.' Mr
Sctjtfl told me that."
,”.1« me rase, et Je me fats vieux "
Soy, how d’you like that? It took
me a long time to get on to that
But the cigarette-roller man explains
it to me. and writes It out for me
It means I should worry and gel a
wrinkle.”
Segurola was a general favorlate
among the boys at the Georgian Ter
race last week They talked about
him more than the others
“Say,” asked Mr. Wilson, wonder
ingly, "how do you reckon he keeps
that glass In his eye? They Joke him
about sleeping in it. hut there ain’t
no Joke about it. Domed if 1 be
lieve he can get It out You reckon?
Even when he was turkey trottin' out
there with Miss Fomin he kep' It In.
Then There's That A-rab.
"But he's clever They're all clever
and cut up and stng Just like a lot
of children. That A-rab, that Gtlly
fellw, over there In the Quaker hat,
he's as funny as any of them Miss
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To Take Any Chances.
There Is a little girl In West End
who Is very fond of her grandmother.
Grandma will celebrate her birthday
In a month but Just at preBent she
la quite 111. The little girl had made
a birthday present—a pin cushion—
and nothing would do but she must
take It to her grandparent.
After the usual greeting kisses had
been exchanged, the little girl of
fered her present.
"Here, grandma, 1s a birthday gift
1 made for you mvself and I hope
you’ll like It,” she said.
"Its awfully pretty, dearie,” said
grandma, "but you are a little pre
vious, 1 think. My birthday Is some
while off.”
"I know, grandma,” was the reply,
but 1 thought you might be dead
when your birthday came so I
brought the present over to-day.”
.Inst what grandma said and
thought is not In evidence.
Whitehall Street Crowd
Didn’t Know He Was Mad.
The man had a queer look on his
face as he stood at the curb on
Whitehall Stret and gazed Intently
up toward the top of the tall dry
goods store building. His lips moved
but not a sound did he make. His
hands were clenched tightly.
A boy stopped to take a took. Then
a man baited. Then another man.
Finally a young gtrl stopped to gaze
upward to find out what engaged the
man’s attention. Others stopped, too,
and after a bit a crowd hau assem
bled. Nobody seemed to know what
It was all about, but every eye was
trained toward the top of the big
building.
Finally the man glanced down and
about him, surprised at the throng
which hemmed him in. A look of be
wilderment overspread Ills face.
Wlmt's all this fuss?” he demand
ed of a youth standing close by.
''Search me," said the one ad
dressed "I have been wondering
what you were doing."
"Oh, is that It,” said the stranger,
a big smile breaking loose as he
spoke. “I was Just trying to keep
my temper. You know that old saw
about counting a hundred when an
gry' Well, I was doing that! Fellow
just did me a mean trick and I waivt-
to beat him up. Joined the
church the other night and thought
I'd stop fighting, counted the hun
dred, too! That was a sure cure.
Don't want to fight at all now."
The crowd had melted away by
this time.
From 300 B. C. to
1913 A. D. a Short
Step in Fashions
In a vision of color and a maze of
designs that would delight the heart
of the most esthetic futurist painter
and "knock the spots’* out of Joseph’s
coat, the newest of new summer cos
tumes has reached Atlanta—the
"Futurist” suit. Indeed, the famous
coat of many colors fades Into in
significance beside this latest crea
tion, which, when donned, will make
My Lady radiate all the brilliance
and warmth of an intensified rain
bow.
Just what the predominant color
In these suits is would be hard to
say. In one or two Models a flame-
orange, green, blue, white and yellow
are the outline colors, and in others
brown, gold, green, dull red, peacock
blue and lavender prevail.
Undeniably “Smart.”
And yet they are pretty. And they
are undeniably smart.
The many colors are blended In
soft tapestry effects In a jaunty coat
which Is softened by a wide collar of
heavy lace, and the eklrt Is of white
with design of the colored tapestry
effect The general futurist idea of
splashing everything together for
effect results well In the ratine of
which the suits are made and which
lends Itself well to this color scheme.
The futurist suit is incomplete If
hat, sunshade or shopping bag hap
pen to match each other or the suit
Itself.
Different Colors.
Everything must add a different
touch of color, and in a suit where
the colors run to browns and golds
it is well to have a hat of flame
orange, parasol of bright green and
hag of white silk embroidered In blue
or gold. Theso are the colors of the
hat, sunshade and bag used in the
picture, and the plumes on the hat
are crossed in front, one being white
and one black.
All told, the effect of the futurist
commends the artists’ plea that fu
turist ideas bring good results, and
once seen these natty costumes are
sure to be w r orn extensively during
the coming season.
•'X
THE
Baseball Summaries.
80UTHERN LEAGUE.
Games To-day.
Chattanooga at Atlanta; Ponce De
Leon. (Janie called at 3:30 o’clock.
Mobile at Montgomery.
Birmingham at Nashville.
New Orleans at Memphis.
PREP LEAGUE NOTES
Sparks and Miss VanDydt, «nd Miss
Destinn, and Miss Mauborg. and all
of 'em—they’re pretty good. They
ain’t none of ’em cussed at us yet,
unless some of their French is cuss
words.
"And Miss Bori "
The shrill call of the telephone
operator resounded.
"Front."
"<iee,” said Mr. Wilson, "I wonder
If that’s her now. Well, aw revah.’
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All Other Work at Reasonable Prices.
THE PLAYS
THIS WEEK
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“Wildfire" Well Presented.
The Miss Billy lxmg stock company
is rapidly gaining a foothold in At
lanta and is playing to good houses at
the Atlanta "Wildfire” is being given
all this week. with a matinee Saturday.
Next week "A Butterfly on the Wheel”
will be given by the company. This
play hua nover been seen here, though
a tremendous success. It was a Shubert
f jroduction, and not given at the At-
anta because of that fact. The com
pany Is now rehen ruing it daily and
playing “Wildfire’’ each night.
Grand Popular Despite Opera,
The Qrand this week 1b recording a
new success. In that with the tremen
dous popular opposition that has been
recorded here since last Monday, the big
theuter has played to nearly capacity
at all of its performances.
The variety of the Keith vaudeville
allow has attracted not only the regu
lar theatergoers, but hundreds of vis
itors. and the individual numbers have
scored real hits.
IJttle Billy, vaudeville's tiny head
liner, is a whole show in himself. There
has never been a better clog dancer on
u local stage, nor has there been an
individual more versatile.
Truly Hhattuck, James Leonard and
company, and others on the bill have
registered genuine hits
Forsyth' Prepares for Opening.
The advance sale of seats for the
opening week of the Forsyth has com
menced. ami there is every indication
that the old-time interest in the “busy”
theater is to be revived.
With but few exceptions, all of the
permanent reservation list has been con
firmed, and there are hundreds of others
who desire locations for some perform
ance each week. It will he the inilicy
of the management, however, to wait
a reasonable length of time before can
celing the standixig orders of permanent
seat-holders.
Sophia Bernhardt and Lou Anger and
their company will headline the opening
hill in a musical comedy playlet. Chris
Kiehards, the eccentric English come
dian. is also on the bill. The Heim
children, famous because of their come
dy ability, and other feature aots will
appear.
"Busy Izzy” Cure for Blues.
Musical comedy of the sort that is be
ing offered this week at the Lyric by
George Sidney and his clever company
is probably the most popular entertain
ment that could be given local theater-
f roers. For two and a half hours there
s a bright conglomeration of fun. frolic,
pretty musical numbers, and the indi
vidual must indeed be grouchy who can
not find amusement in “Busy Izzy.”
The chorus is one of the best that
has graced the stage of the Lyric this
season, and is not only pretty but dainti
ly costumed. As a sure cure for the
blues, “Busy Izzy" will prove one of
the most delightful attractions of the
RABSHIL
Here is Caruso's own story of how
ho played truant when he was a little
boy, and the result: "It was in the
springtime.” said Caruso, "so Instead
of going to school I made friends with
the urchins of the streets, and played
truant—hookey, you call It—for one
solid month. All this time my par
ents thought 1 was at my books, but
one day a gossiping neighbor told
them the truth, and next day when I
set out, as usual, my father was spy
ing, half a block behind, though I
little suspected It.
“You know that great, wrought-
lron grille In front of the central rail
way station at Naples? Well, the
Idea struck me that It would be a
delightful amusement to climb like a
monkey, hand over hand, to the top.
So up I started, agile as an ape,
happy as the worthless little rascal
that I was. But, alas! My father,
with a stout riding whip, had follow
ed, and was standing right below. He
said nothing and let me climb on, un
til I was too high to dare to Jump
back and then, without the least
warning, he gave me the thrashing of
my life I couldn’t get down. I tried
In vain to climb up out of reach of
the lash. It was a salutary drub
bing, and I think it made me a better
boy. At any rate, I followed him
meekly homeward and never played
truant again.
• , ,
Here's one told on Nat Goodwin.
The Incident happened several years
back, but I do not believe it has ever
appeared in black and white. And
it Is gospel truth, too.
When Maxine Elliott was getting
ready to build the theater which
bears her name In New York she ex
perienced some little difficulty In dis
posing of a *10,000 block of stock.
She tried several persons, but no one
seemed to want it. Finally she was
urged to write to Mr. Goodwin, whom
she had divorced.
In her letter she explained the sit
uation and closed with the follow
ing:
"Considering our relations In the
past I thought you might want to
take some stock, not only because It
would help me out of a tight place,
hut because it would be a good In
vestment for you.”
Nat read the letter carefully and
after a brief reflection resealed it
and wrote on the envelope?
"Opened by mistake—Nat Good
win."
He heard no more of the stock
transaction
Cats Raise Foxes;
Birds Chew Tobacco
MUR PHYB VILLE), Ill., April »4 —
James Fnyder of this town brought
home four baby squirrels the other
day. and the family cat has adopted
them
Then John L. Davis and Sherman
Leichleiter caught eight young foxes,
and their family cats have adopted
them.
Fred C. Bierer. ex-Oity Attorney,
owns a calf that has but one foreleg,
but runs as well as any with two.
Ardell Fmith was run over by,a hog
and his knee will be stiff the rest of
his days.
J. L. Frown’s old hen has, every
day for three weeks, laid an egg
three inches long.
Here’s Another.
TACOMA, Wayfc., April 24.—During
the hard winter here the English
sparrows ate tobacco crumbs and got
the nicotine habi;. Now they refuse
grain and live on cigar and cigarette
s»tubs.
SONG.
Py Frances Sargent Osgood.
Your heart is a music-box, dearest!
W ith exquisite tunes at command,
Of melody sweetest and clearest.
If tried by a c.elicate hand;
But its workmanship, love, is so fine.
At a single rude touch it would
break;
Then, oh I be the magic key mine,
Its fairy-like whispers to wake.
And there’s one little tune it can
Play.
That I fancy all others above—
You learned it of Cupid one day—
It begins with and ends with “I
love!” “I love!”
My heart echoes to it "I love!"
SEEK RELATIVES OF DEAD MAN.
Relatives* or friends of C. A. Col
lins, a member of the Machinists’
Union, are being sought by R. L. Cor
ley, secretary of the Atlanta Labor
Temple. Collins died Monday at the
Battle Hill Sanitarium. The remains
are being held at the Barclay & Bran
don «stahlishm«nt.
Standing of the Clubs.
Atlanta
Mobile
Mont.
N’ville
W. L. P C.
9 3 .750
9 6 .643
7 5 .683
6 5 .645
W. L. P C.
B’ham 5 6 .455
M'phia. 6 7 .417
N. Or. 5 9 .357
Chatt 3 9 250
Yesterday’s Results.
Atlanta 8, Chattanooga 7.
Birmingham 2, Nashville 1.
Mobile 5, Montgomery 0.
New Orleans 8, Memphis 1.
Memphis 5, New Orleans 4.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Games To-day.
St, Louis at Chicago.
Cleveland at Detroit.
Boston at Washington.
New York at Philadelphia.
8tandlng of the Clubs.
tit t r> r* n
W’gton
Phi la.
CMand.
Ch’go.
W. L. P C.
6 *1 .857
6 2 .750
8 4 .667
7 6 ,538
W. L. P.C.
Detroit 5 7 .417
St. Louis 5 8 .385
Boston 3 7 .300
N. York 2 7 .222
Yesterday’s Results.
Washington 6, Boston 0.
Cleveland 6, St. Louis 2.
New York 4, Philadelphia 0.
Chicago 2, Detroit 1.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Games To-day.
Brooklyn at Boston.
Philadelphia at New York.
Cincinnati at St. Louis.
W
N. York 6
Ch’go. 7
P’burg 7
Phila. 4
Standing of the Cfube.
L. P C.
2 .750
3 .700
3 .700
2 .667
W. L. P C.
B’klyn 4 4 .500
St. Louis 4 6 .400
C’natl. 1 7 .125
Boston 1 7 .125
The Boys High tennis tournament will
open this afternoon at East Lake. The
tourney will cover a period of three
days. There are about thirty entries
in this affair, and it will no doubt be
made an annual event by the students of
Boys High.
• * •
For the first time in the history of
athletics at Boys High an official letter
will be awarded for tennis. Sweaters
will be given to the six highest men.
* * •
Washington and Lee University will
hold a track meet to-morrow and Sat
urday. This will be a monster affair,
and more than a thousand young ath
letes will compete for prizes. This
meet is an annual event at W and L.
* * ♦
The athletic coach at Peacock is work
ing hard in order to have some pre
sentable men ready for the annual prep
meet May 9. The school has some
mighty promising athletes among the
student body.
• • *
Peacpck’s best athletes are Hopkins
and Ethridge in the weight events,
Parker and Beal for the distance runs
and Lenney and Wells in the sprints and
jumps. As yet no man has been dis
covered for the pole vault, but Sams
looks as though he would make a fine
vaulter with a little practice.
* » *
Riverside is still winning games. An
8 to 1 victory over Dahlonega at Gaines
ville Tuesday made it thirteen straight
for the Riverside boys. Burr and Bass
played great ball for Riverside. The
latter secured a home run and two
singles. Williamson pitched good ball
and allowed, Dahlonega only six hits.
* * *
Boys High had little trouble defeat
ing G. M. A. Tuesday afternoon at
College Park, 10 to 5. Starr, of Boys
High, clouted one over the fence in the
second inning. Brown, catcher, and
Babb, third-baseman, played the best
ball for G. M. A. Durden, the Cadet
southpaw, was hit hard in the early
Innings, but tightened up a bit toward
the end of the game.
Here is the standing of the prep
teams up to date:
Won. Lost. P. C.
Boys High 4 0 1.000
Tech High 3 1 .750
Marist 2 1 .667
G. M. A 1 4 .200
Peacock 0 4 .000
pi —
senior class ball team at Emory College,
took the count from the Freshmen in a
game yesterday afternoon. The Fresh-
ie« Jumped on Perryman, who, by the
way, is signed to join the New York
Giants in June. They rolled up thirteen
safeties, two of which were triples and
two doubles. The Freshmen won 6 to 2.
* * *
Here is the standing of the teams in
the class games at Emory College:
Won. Lost. P. C.
Freshmen 3 1 .750
Sophomores 3 1 .750 I
Seniors 2 2 .500 j
Juniors 0 4 .000
* * *
Fox, of Boys High, is the leading
pitcher in the Prep League so far this
season. He has pitched every game and
has won four and lost none.
MICHIGAN TRIMS GEORGIA
BY RALLY IN NINTH, 4 TO 3
ANN ARBOR. MICH., April 24.—
Michigan defeated the University of
Georgia, at Ferry Field, In the first of
a two-game series, 4 to 3.
Rickey tried a new line-up. using
Sisler at first. Sheehy starred in left
field for Michigan, getting six put-
outs, though his own error let in two
runs that tied the score in the sev
enth.
Baribeau was aided by sharp field
ing. and it was not till the sixth that
the visitors tallied. Corley, pitch
ing for Georgia, performed in an im
pressive style, fanning eight Michi
gan men.
Michigan’s winning run came in the
last of the ninth on a fielder’s choice,
a stinging single by Sheehy and a
passed ball.
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Yetterday’z Reeulte.
New York 3, Philadelphia 1.
Brooklyn 7, Boston 2.
St. Loula 3, Pittsburg 1.
Chicago 6, Cincinnati 5.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Standing of the Clubs.
W. L. P C W. L. P C
M’w’kee 7 3 .700 S. Paul 5 6 .455
K. City 8 4 .667 L’ville. 5 7 .417
M’apolls 6 6 .546 C’l’bus 4 6 .400
I’apoiis. 6 6 .500 Toledo 3 7 .300
Yesterday’s Results.
No games scheduled
SOUTH ATLANTIC.
Games To-day.
Jacksonville at Columbus.
Charleston at Macon.
Albany at Savannah.
Standing of the Clubs.
W. L. P.C. W. L P C.
Tville 4 2 .667 Sav*nah. 3 3 .500
Col’bus 4 2 .667 Macon 3 3 .500
Chaa'ton 3 8 .500 Albany 1 6 .167
Yesterday’s Results.
Savannah 9, Charleston 1.
Macon 11, Jacksonville 3.
Columbus 7, Albany 4
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O. O. F. delegates and their friends
who win attend the Convention Sa
vannah. May 28th-29th, the Central of
Georgia Railway will operate speolal
train, to leave Atlanta 8:40 a. m , May
27th. stoppiryr only atjGrlffln and Macon,
and ecfiedulea.to arrive In Savannah 5:00
p. m. This train will be composed of first
class ooachee and parlor car. A passen
ger representative will accompany this
train to render the delegates every nec
essary attention In addition to this
special train, there are two other dally
trains each way through without change,
leaving Atlanta 8i00 a. tn. and 9:85 p. m.
Returning, trains leave Savannah 8:45
a. m. and 8:00 p. m. Those leaving on
night trains, and desiring sleeping car
reserv&tjpns. can make same now by ap
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District Passenger Agent,
Marietta and Peachtree Streets, At
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world smiles when you are well. Health
tinges everything with beauty.
Strong words, you say—yet true. To
the man or woman who will not be denied,
who demands the right of being healthy
and happy, Nature—yes, and man—hold
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When old Ben Franklin drew the Bpark down the silken cord, he brought
to man a wondrous power—an agent to do his bidding and to strengthen
the very vitals and sinews of the man who used it.
The greatest achievement of the last decade has been to bring electricity
to suffering humans in a form safe, convenient and economical.
Many there are to-day, healthy and happy, who ascribe their well being
to the curative, strengthening power of electricity.
Be you young or old, male or female, there is
new beauty, new life, new power, new happiness
for you in this wonderful modern invention.
The "Home”
Health and Beauty Battery
A few minutes each day will give wonderful
results.
Constitutional headaches grow less and finally
disappear under the tonic effect of the elec
trie current.
Lame hacks and lumbago lose their terrors
rheumatism Is relieved. Neuralgia alike, and
physical weaknesses of nearly every descrip
tion.
Thin faces and thin arms become plump.
The skin becomes soft and velvety, free from
■ nslghtly eruptions
The electric current from the Home Battery,
gentle or forcible, according to your require
ments, stimulates and strengthens the whole ^ »
system, giving Nature the power to so perform her functions as to keep all
parts healthy
n*.. aa all complete in a handsome, satin-lined box, with Hnir
* Tice Brush. Electrode, Sponge, Massage Roller, Metal Foot
Plate, connecting cord for these accessories, and Instruction Manual, giving
explicit directions for all kinds of trealments.
The Home Battery is complete In itself, no outside batteries or connec
tions, nothing to get out of order, current easily regulated. We use a
standard dry cell which you can easily renew when required.
Cna/tiol Offer • For a limited time only, we will give three extra dry
OpcClal vyiic* • —practically a year 1 h supply—free with each bat
tery upon receipt of coupon printed below.
Vou will enjoy the delightful effect of the electrical current, whether yot|
use the battery for face massaging- with the electric hnir brush to correct
scalp troubles and promote beautiful hair—as a general tonic treatment—o* in
any of the many ways described in our Instruction Manual for spectfio needs.
Life will take on new beauties when you feel the vital blood of health
coursing strongly through your reins.
Send in your order for the “Home’’ Battery to-day. Don’t wait a minute
You can’t afford to delay
This is your opportunity to renew, your strength and vigor, your op
portunity to become physically fit, to step out from the weaAling clasa, and
be a winner. , .
Give yourself a chance. Act now. Only $5.00 fhr the complete outni
— yeur pussport to health.
Western Merchandise & Supply Co.
326 West Madison St., Near Market St. CHICAGO
Money Back—W Day
Trial Coupon
This coupon, with $5.00»
entitles you to one Home
Health and Beauty Bat
tery, complete, (including
three extra dry cells-free)
shipped prepaid. Try it
ten days If
satisfied at the end •*. ►“**
time, your $5.00 will b*
promptly refunded upon
raturn of machine.
This offer is made lot a
■imited time only- T*a
to-day.