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By Herriman
Bad Manners of
Good People
he Dingbat
The Sparkling Glass Is All Right in Poetry, But
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By VIRGINIA TERHUNE
VAN DE WATER.
rr-\HE bad manners of good
I people astonish me!” ex-
olaimed a woman. 1 looked
hei in surprise. Surely good peo-
s manners are no worse than
ise of bad people—in fact, they are
FWATz
yi know that,” she returned, when
l made this protest, yet one does
expect better tnrngs of people—at
least of respectable people—than one
sometimes finds.
1 have thought of it often since
then—especially in public place#—
as I have watched well-dressed, in
telligent-looking men and women
and noted their lack of courtesy—of
course one secs this, especially in the
public conveyances. I am sorry to
say that I often have cause to blush
for my own sex. When I see men
rise that women may be seated—
(ves! thev do this sometimes!)—one
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STEADY iwy AICWE
By Hershfield
Cowardly Desmond Refuses to Meet
Our Young Hero in Fair Fight
Dauntless Durham of the U. S. A.
Copyright, 1913, International New* fler-Vw
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WILL PUNCH
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MASK.' I REFUSED
TO Cjivr UP THE"
. ball unless
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DESMOND has MV
KATRINA ON THAT
TRAIm . dauntless
Durham can and
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KATRINA
You ARE -
IN HAT-A .
9ASEBALC
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THE VNlWhOVJ^
STRIKE JaTHERjE \N'U BE" A
OKiFjDj ST °P OF three HOURS
FACE -ns - ou
a Baseball.
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rob a
i Boy .
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FA'T WHEN i CfET
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The bases
FULL’DURHAM
AT BAT!
-TOMORROW-
By Cliff Sterrett
Pa Runs Up Against One of the “Exclusives’ ”Rules
Copyright, 1913, International Newt Service
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By Tom McNamara
It’s Easy to See There’s Something in the Wind
Registered United Statr* Patent Office
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TO 60SSIP ABOUT ME YOU BUSY
BODIES', r J
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OUR TEAM'S IN A EADFIXA/nT IT
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All RishT^
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COME ON DOWN HERE
GOME ON DOWN TO SOME
WHERE THEY CANT SEE
YOULL KEEP THIS' UNDER, j
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QUIET PLACE
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Too Much Liquid.
Farmer Jenkins believed in the
good old-fashioned idea of giving all
the farm hands and laborers a real
good Christmas feed at the festive
season. So he determined to give
them something to remember last
year, and ordered the feast to start
with soup, to be followed by goose
roast beef and unlimited supplies of
plum pudding.
The farm hands duly assembled,
and, having tasted all day so as to be
in good trim for the Christmas feed,
were prepared to make the supplies
look foolish. Roast goose and beer
were all they expected.
“ Ere. what's this ere?" said a dis
appointed son of toil when a huge
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