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THE ATLANTA GEORGIAN.
SATL’RDAY, DECEMBER IJ. 190«.
MIRANDY ON GIVING
BY DOROTHY D1X
11/rVY JANE,” remarked Mlran-
fy I dy, "If done been read In’ me
J T * 'bout dat rich Mrs. Sage dat
la done been lef wid all of dat million
billion dollars to give away, an* how
she Is done been pestered mos* out of
her life by folks dat thinks dat dey Is
worthy objects of charity, an' wants
her to pass around a few' plunks deir
way.
"Humph," says I, when Ma’y Jane
finished read in' ’bout how' de colleges,
an’ de missionaries, an* de llberrles, an*
de homes for disabled cats Is a-standln’
fo* deep around her do' step awaitin'
for her to poke her haid out of de win-
window; "humph! dat po' lady sho’ly
has got my sympathy, for as far as I
can make out she’s a noble Christian
woman an’ a leader in the prar meetln’,
an' she lays to do good Instld of doin'
harm, an’ yit I’ll bet dat as a loafer
maker dat she kin give de Demon Rum.
an* de crap game, cards an’ spades an'
beat dem at de game.
"For dls piece dat Ma’y Jane read say
dat Mrs. Sage say dat she’s gwine
to endow a lot of folks Instld of things,
an* ef dere's any way to give money
to people what ain’t got no cal! on you,
wldout bustin’ delr backbone Into forty
'leven pieces, so dat dey never kin
stand on deir feet no mo*, I ain’t never
run acrost hit, an' ole Mlrandy has dono
been In dls vale of tears 'bout fifty
summers, an' a consfd'gable number of
winters.
"Yessum, de only good dat I kin see
in rich folks gyvin' deir money to col
leges, an' llberrles, an* pitcher galler
ies, an’ things lak dot Is dat hit don't
do nobody no harm, but you can’t give
to folks wldout teach in’ 'em to hold oat
deir hands for mo*.
"Cone hit sounds mighty good to hear
dat Mrs. Sage Is found a strugglin'
young man dat gits up at tf o'clock in
demawnln’, an' hustles all day at his
wuk, an* den comes home an* takes
keer of a sick wife an' a baby becaze
dey ain’t able to hire no servant gal,
an’ dat sheBs gwine to give 'em enough
money to have a nice little home, an’
be comfortable. But, you mark my"
word, dat when dat man gits dat mon
ey he’s gwine to quit hustlin’, an* Instld
of glttln’ up at t» o'clock he’ll sort of
stroll casual like down to business
’bout 10 o'clock wid kid gloves on, an’
smokin' a fine cigar, an’ dat of a even
in' he will be a sasshayln’ around wid
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■omt young gal wid a straight front
Agger an' a three-atory pompadour
whllat de sick wife talks to de hired
nuss.
“An' Instld of bein' grateful to dat
dear, kind lady for whut she done for
him, he’s gwlns to be a-knockln’ her
becaze she didn't do mo',
‘‘You’ll see dat all dem young men
whose Industry Is done made dat good
woman take notice of dem won't never
do enough good wuk ag'ln to attract
anybody's atentlon.
“As long as dcre ain't nothin' but a
heavenly Providence betwixt us an’ de
house we humps ourselves an'
swings on to our Jobs, but de minute
we begins to look to an earthly Prov
idence to supply our needs we des sets
back easy an' lets go.
‘‘Dat's whut makes hit so hard to
help folks. Dey won't take a boost up
de ladder, an' do de res' of de climb
in' demseives. Ef you gives 'em a Ilf
once dey expects you to push 'em up
to de top wldout deir strainin’ delr-
selfs by maltin' any mo’ exertion.
“Dat's whut zoiup de mos* of us on
charity. We would lak to give once
ef we could give once an' be done wid
. . i
hit, but you can't help a pusson a sin
gle time wldout bein' saddled wid 'em
for life. Yasium, I’se done tried hit.
Ef you passea out a plate of cold vlt
tels to a tramp at yo' back do' one day,
he’ll be dar when you git up de nex’
mawnln' for another hand-me-out. Ef
you succors de wldder an' de orphans
one time, Instld of bein’ grateful enough
to let you alone after dat, dey’ll be
campin' on yo' parlor cheers forever
afterwards. Ef you takes In any of
you' po' kin once dey don't go 'long
an’ hunt up somethin’ to do after dey I,
stayed a reasonable time, an’ let up on
you becaxe you Is done yo* duty.
Nawm, dey des comss an* squate right
down on you, an' eats up yo' pork
chops an' borrows yo’ baa’ clothes as
long as yo’ live.
“Hit sho’ly Is true whut de Qood
Book says: ‘One good turn deserves
anodder: an' de mo* good turns you do
de mo' you has to do.'
“An' de wust part of hit Is dat you
ruins dem dat you Is tryln' to help.
Now, dere was Mallndy Sue, whut was
a mighty peeked, sickly sort of a gal
dat 1 used to be mighty sorry for on
account of her havin' to wuk so hard,
an’ havin' a house full of babies, so I
cas’ around ■ In my mind to see ef I
couldn't lend her a helpin' hand, an
so when she had a mighty big Ironln
one day I des stepped over an did
de mos' of her Ane wuk for her. Will
you believe me dat I hadn't done dat
mo' den three times befo' instld of glt
tln' up and glttln’ an early start at
her wuk, Mallndy Sue was des a-
spendln' her mawnln' In a rdckln’cheer
a-lookln' at de fashion pitehars, a-
waltln’ for me to come an’ do her shirt
waists for her?
“An' dere was Sis Sally Ann whut,
case I took keer of her chtllen one time
when she wanted to go out of a night,
now des dumps dem young debils on
me whenever she's got a mind to pci—
mutgate around anywhere, wldout so
much as a thanky for do trouble dey
puts me to.
“An' dere's Charles Sumner Ulysses
Grant Jones, dat was sech a peart boy
dat was a-wukln’ In de day time, an’
a-sendln' hlsself to school at night,
an' dat stood at de top of his class
ontell do Daughters of Zion raised de
money to pay his way through college,
an' now de only t'lng dat he does dat
calls for notice Is de way he shoves do
pasteboards an’ hangs over de bar In
de corner saloon.
'An' dere was Brer Ebcn, whut al
ways scratched around an’ made some
sort of a livin’ ontell de chuch passed
de hat for him so as to sort a glvo him
a Hr. but dat knocked off wuk on’
ain't never done a tick sence dat da,!
but des sets In de sun a-waitin' to h.
took keer of, and fed by de geese low
de-prophet was In de Bible. .' *
'■An' dat’s whut makes me say dat I
Is sorry for dat po' Mrs. Sage, dat is
got a lot o' money dat she’s got to give
away so as It'll do de least harm, an'
dat Is got to set by an 1 , see dat she's
heridered mo’ folks dan she's holpe.j
an’ dat Is got to stand for de ongruti-'
tude, an’ de knocks of de ones dat she
gives bread to becaze hit warn’t cat:'
an’ dat she give buggies to an' dat is
mad becaze doy warn't automobiles
an’ dat she set up in flats, an’ dat
won't never forgive her as long as dey
live becaze she didn't buy 'em meal
tickets an’ board at de Waldorf.
“Dere Is somethin' In de monev i| a t
we didn't earn dat Is plsen to our self,
resppet, an’ when a man an’ woman
takes hit, hit brings out all de mean
ness nn’ de oneryneRs In deir systems
Ink snsslfras tea brings out de biles | n
de spring.
“Hit almos' seems lak a pltv dat
rich folks can't tako their money ivid
'em when dey dies,” says Ma’y’Jane
as I stopped to ketch my bref.
“ ’Well,' 'spons I. ‘I never did hold
wid dem folks dat believed In burnln"
money.’"
IHNMHHHUMMMUHMllHMHUMMHHMMIHtMHMMI
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX She Points Out the Right Way and the Wrong
Way of Assisting the World to Progress
BY ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.
IIHtMHUHHMIMHMHHMHIHIIMUMUMHMMHMMIHMK
r ESE are extravagant and hyster
ical utterances, such aft bring
disrepute upon the cause of wom
an suffrage.
It Is a misfortune for the world that
•uch speeches are reported and given
wide publicity, for they can in no way
express the sentiment of the large body
of womanly women who are Interested
In enlarging, the sphere of usefulness
of our sex. They are simply the over
flowing of one woman's Imagination,
which has carried away tho dams of
common sense and discretion.
The Ideals of the speaker above
quoted are surely not those of such no
ble women az Julia Wnrd Howe, Eliza
beth Cady Stanton and Mist Anthony,
the three great leaders In the work of
giving woman an equal chance with
the enfranchized negro and tho Immi
grant who hnz received hlz paperz of
naturalization.
That a woman zhould be able to cazt
a vote and help decide the lawz which
govern the race, that xho should have a
voice In the making of lawz, which
mean good or evil for her aontt and
dnughtern, Iz a rezult to he devoutly
wished for by every reazoning sane
mind, but to hope for a time when n
woman will net az executioner—God
save uz from the thought even.
A woman la the cradle of her unborn
child.
Her thoughts nre molding the
thoughts of Iter child, nnd upon her
state of mind during the prenatal pe
riod depends to a remarkable degree
the future of her child.
Helping the World.
Alas! for the race when she aspires
to tho position of executioner! The
aspiration of woman should be rather
to have the power to do uway with
capital punishment nnd to help the
In the course of a sympathetic discussion of the good work done for
the cause by the BuAraglsts In Uondon at a meeting of a Woman's So
ciety for Political Study, Mrs. Cory, a prominent advocate of female equal
ity, gave a definition of tho Utopian dream which woman yearns for and
must not rest until she has realized.
“Knowing, aa I do. our Ideals," said Mrs. Cory, “confident as I am
that we shall attain them, I fix my gaze upon the brightening future,
hopefully awaiting the time when a woman on trial for her life will be
defended by a female lawyer, convicted by a female Jury, sentenced by a
female Judge, consoled by a female chaplain nnd executed by a female
executioner. Then, and not until then, will she have attained her proper
place In the world,
“For their efforts In hastening that great day, we extend our grati
tude nnd sympathy to our sisters across the sea. Miss Bllllngton and her
noble band."—t.ondon Mall.
world on toward nn understanding of
tho nature o^ crime us a mental and
physical disorder, needing the atten
tion of science and -medicine, not the
punishment of the solitary cell and the
electric chair. .
The world Is moving slowly, but
surely, toward that truth.
As far back as 178V Dr. Joseph Ig-
nace Gulliotln made a speech before
the French assembly, saying the world
hod reached a place where more hu
mane methods of putting criminals to
death shou(d be introduced.
He assured the grave body of men to
whom he spoke that there was no more
comfortable way to die than by having
the head quickly and neatly chopped
off, and then he proceeded to explain
his simple little device.
Two years later the “guillotine" was
adopted, and France believed a step
had been made toward a higher .civili
zation.
To us the guillotine Is a symbol of
All that Is savage and terrible. It Is
woman's work to help awaken the
world to a fuller knowledge of what
crime means—disease—and to bring
science to a sense of Its duty.
For foremost and all Important in the
work of the world today Is that of
changing prisons Into laboratories and
replacing places of execution by hos
pitals and schools conducted on scien
tific, brain-cell, building methods.
The latest statistics give an alarm
ing percentage of children In the Unit
ed States who are victims of alcoholic
poisoning through Inheritance. .
It Is to be hoped that women will
have a voice In making laws restrict
ing this evil.
Wherever she has the franchise tho
drink evil Is lessened. This Is particu,
larly true In New Zealand. This state
ment can bo proven by writing to Mr.
E. Clarkson. Christ church, New Zea
land, and asking him for published sta
tistics.
There Is tremendous work for woman
to do In the world when she awakens
to a full understanding of what free.
dom and usefulness mean.
But when she does fully .realize her
power in the world she will not Identify
liBrself with any movement which turn's
her thought toward murder.
She will not pursue the chase for
recreation, nor will she seek the posi
tion of executioner to prove her prow
ess.
The greatest influence she can wield
will always he through her womanli
ness. It Is a more potent power than
anything the franchise can give.
But when she adds the franchise to
her womanly qualities and directs Iter
Intuition and her refinement nnd her
charm toward bettering the conditions
for rising generations, the world will
receive such an Impetus toward pr >-
gression as has never been known in
all the annals of history.
Speed the day!
HANDICAPS OF WOMEN
(Copyright, 1906, by Amerlcan-Journ&l-
Examtner.)
T HE old. old question of women aa
wage earners is again under dls-
, cushion, and some of the excuses
given for discriminating against them
are very amazing, not to say absurd.
A census of the employees of tho
government nnd private corporations
would probably disprove tho assertion
that men have more responsibilities
resting upon them than have women
who seek employment, as It goes with
out saying that few women become
wage earners who are not spurred to it
because of the burdens resting upon
them, and which they are unable to
phlft to the shoulders of Nome stalwart
man. The flippant talk of women seek
ing positions to gratify their vanity
and frivolous desires for dress nnd dis
play Is most unfair nnd unmanly.
There may be here and there a young
Woman employed either by the gov
ernment or private purtles who squan
ders her money on clothes and frlv
olous things, but for every one of them
there can be two young men who
spend their earnings on the races, gam
bllng and other forms of dissipation.
As a rule, women who go out to work
for wages, or salaries, as they prefer to
.term their compensation, are women
who must do so to support, themselves
and others w*ho are partially or wholly
dependent upon them. It would proba
bly be more satisfactory to the men
who are attached to women wage earn
ers If there was some way by which
the work the women do could be sent
to them, so that they could do It at
MIXING THINGS
AT CHRISTMAS.
Early Christmas morning, with mis
chief in his eye,
.Willie tiptoed dow*n stairs to see what
he couid spy;
Loaded down with presents, and can
dies all ablaze,
The sparkling Christmas tree met his
delighted gaze;
Looking at the presents with cards tied
on the tree.
Those for him intended, he managed
soon to see;
The card for grandfather he mixed
with his brother’s,
And those marked "Uncle John," he
exchanged for mother's;
Baby’s gifts were transferred with care
to his father.
The cook’s marked "To Sister," with
out any bother.
And then he ran up stairs, so that no
one would know'
•Till his Christmas greetings gathered
all below.
Grandpa received a drum, velocipede
• * and horn.
Though it was four score years since
the day he was born;
Little Jack received a pipe, tobacco
and a cane.
A nice smoking Jacket, "For Mother,"
was marked plain;
Papa got a rattier, the cook a powder
puff,
Sister No. 6 shoes, and a large box
of snuff;
A pair of pink silk hose was the next
gift brought down,
••For Uncle John." who stared as laugh
ter passed around;
Looking hard at Willie, the cujprit all
- could see,
Be said that Santa Claus must have
been on a spree;
Papa cut a switch down, solemn as
could be.
And WIHie got a whipping off of the
Ghrtatm&M tree.
BESSIE DENTON WHITTLE8ET.
"Bobble. I hope you didn’t tell your
K tber that you oaw tne kissing sister
t night."
“Nope. I didn't hare to. Kli waked
By MR8. JOHN A LOGAN.
home, nnd thereby prevent the world
from knowing that they earned their
own living and shared In the support
of the family. There are a number of
men who have no scruples about hav
ing their wives, daughters and sisters
take care of themselves provided no
one knows thnt the female members of
tho family worked for Its support.
In the early years of the civil wnr
women supplied the places of the men
not only under the government, but as
skilful workers In many capacities of
private enterprises. Since the war they
have held their places, and many moro
have Joined the army of wage earners
because they were tho widows or or-
plans of those who foil In defense of
their country, and because the veter
ans who were at the front W'ere to a
degreo Incapacitated by physical disa
bility or on account or lack of oppor
tunity to pursue their studies while
they wero In the service. A grateful
country therefore gave them and their
families the preference In lines which
they could All. Ilut the march of time
and the advancement of education and
business methods brought about tho
establishment of the civil service and
its required examination. This, when
conducted strictly on the basts of com
petitive examinations, did not in the
leant affect women ns a class, as 1 think
It Is quite true that women have made
ns high rating as have tho men. All
officials nnd managers of business con
cerns will any time admit that wom
en are naturally more honest than men,
and that * defalcation of women in
places of trust is almost unknown,
while every department of the gov
ernment and Innumerable corporations
have had their defaulting male em
ployees. In most cases they have been
for yoars In confidential positions and
trusted implicitly before their pecu
lations wero discovered. They testify
also to the Intultlveness, quickness
and faithfulness of all female em
ployees In tho discharge of ull duties
entrusted to them, bringing forward
but one single objection, thnt
physical disability to perform man
ual labor beyond their strength, and
yet If the truth be told, it would bo
found that they do manual nnd menlnl
work for many officials and private
employers who do not hesitate to as
sign them to anything they want done
without regard to their sex or legiti
mate duties. There are poor women
today In the departments of Washing
ton who arc on the clerical roll, who
nre doing work that should be class!
fled as manual labor. These same worn
en do not think of demurring against
anything they nro ordered to do, no
matter how menial or difficult It might
be. simply because they now live In a
state of constant trepidation on ac
count of the threats thnt are continual
ly being mado that the women, like the
Chinese, have to go.
It would seem fairer If both the gov
ernment and private corporations and
Individuals would take Into considera
tion the character of the work they de
sire done, and award It to the most effi
cient man or woman, according to his
or her adaptability to the work.
By JULIAN HAWTHORNE.
F REDERICK WILLIAM MAITLAND
I in s written it very agreeable Idogra
pity of « very interesting nnd sldt
until. Leslie Stephen. To the world
outside, Mtenhou Is Iwst known—If be be
ktiown at nil—ss s former editor of The
Cornhtll Magsslne, nnd ns n non-in-law of
Thackeray. To n smaller circle be might he
remembered na n president of the Alptue
Hub. and as n mighty climber aud |n*Uo*
trlan. To literary students and readers he
la the author of varioua wine aud search-
lug exMitv* and other literary works, bar
ring fiction: but, on the other hand, The
Cornhlll was a magazine of Action, and
Htephen knew perfectly well how to choose
g'MHl fiction fur that periodical, ereu
though, on occaalon, he might tie reduced
to accepting some of an Inferior aort, an
I have the l>e*t of reaaona for knowing
that he occa>tonally did.
At all events, when I lived in London in
the seventies, 1 got acquainted with him
lu the ordinary course or business, and In
gradually took compassion on me, for my
name's sake, and we became friends on
the ancient ground thnt a man becomes
friendly with one whom he has beeu good
‘ i chiefly
Aa nu editor, he Impressed ine i
man of somewhat lutimltf
tempered by a great deal
ns a man of somewhat Intimidating erudl
treat deal of ve
cep hla eye* lo
bile he moved to one
for the moat part, w!
fro the papers and other objects on ms
desk; and he would keep saying things
which were acute and nltny. wllh a twist
about them that would make you smile,
aud like him. He was gaunt and rangy,
with n long, itony tlsnge, nnd n prominent,
thin now; with the const it tit Iona I shyness
of tho student nnd man who wna fond of
getting off by hhus«lf to think of things;
aud yet with a comradeship and «|gep Xo«kI
humor which opened on tmrlcous or prac
tlcal friendship, lie was one of those men
who always turn out belter than their
promise; he held off till he was n .*• led
and then came In strong. It Is such men
as be that male Americana love England
ti: fplte of her faults; then* arc no Itetier
Mm: ft-* told * rcar.fr, etnptrletl b*tnt; l
never heard him laugh. hut he had .» smile
which seemed more appreciative and re
munersttve than ordinary laughter. Ills
friend George Meredith put him In a book
t“The KgoUt"). under the descriptive epi
thet of “Phoebus Apollo turned fasting
friar." It was good enough, though the
and he has lasted out better than any of
Trampa. Indeed, I Incline to believe thnt
he founded the order. Meredith was nn-
other renowned member of It. Htephcu
would w*rlte on a postcard and mail to the
brotherhood the place and particular of
the tramp of the approaching Munday, nml
we would assemble at the hour and tryst-
lug spot, and walk nwnv in un Irregular
bunch, to the numlter or a half dozen or
more. All the trampa In which I partici
pated started from Meredith's house down
In Murrey, and lasted about four hours
out nnd back. Then Meredith would give
us a lunch of the simplest sort, aud we
would take the train back to London lu
the late afternoon. We would go nro**-
country, and split up ns we went, ns
chance or humor served, Into twos, threes,
ones, or all together, and (here would In*
talk of the most haphazard, sporadic and
delightful kind Imaa* ‘* * ~
llsh miles over hfl
the beat that wan lu
best was very good.
nature eauie out, nnd hla vivid, beautiful
face lighted up with gleams from Parnas
sus nn.l fairy land. Stephen was Just the
foil for him. nnd the two combined were
society in Its highest estate. Imagine what
It meant to a young American npprcu
tlce In literature to Is* In the familiar com
pany of such men! Those Sunday tramps
carried me far.
Stephen Is gone, and Meredith still sur
vives at the age of near eighty; but I
think the Htmdny tramps have ceased. Mem
orv repeats them: but there are shad
own In memory, nnd those Sundays were all
suushlne and good cheer. _
the font, when he t>egan peering about
anxiously, aud Anally exclaimed In a pip.
tng voice, audible to the whole congrega
tion: "W here’s the soap I’’—December Up-
ptneott’a.
IIHHIHMIHIMNIHHIHHI
DECLINE OF
POOR HOUSE
T HERE arc many people t*ho recall
with horror the barbarities nnd In
dignities of the old-time "jtoor
house'' of the county or town in
which they lived.
These peo|flo will remember the Inhuman
manner in which the unfortunates who
were tlirow'n on the, cold charity of the
world wero treated.
They will remember how every year tho
poor were auctioned off to the lowest bid-
tier, who agreed, for the Hake of the paltry
sunt received from the authorities, to house,
clothe nnd feed those who were so unfor
tunate ns not to have friends to care for
them.
One of the most notable of the talcs
written by J. CS. Holland had for a part of
Its plot the true story of an Inventor, who
was most miserably treated In every way
Itmtglnnble.
Idiots, degenerates nnd simply poor were
herded together without uny thought of
system or scientific care. Ofttlmea males
and females of neither kith nor kin were
huddled together In unsanitary quarters of
the most loathsome kind.
But a great change has come over the
old "poor house." As It was once known
am! understood, It has passed away. Not
thnt there are no longer any i>oor who
need help of the state or county but better
method* nre prevailing, leudlng to a better
comlitlcn of affairs.
In tho year of M80, 132 out of every
100,000 in the country w'ere paupers. At
the present time, these proportion* hare
dwindled, until only 101 out of every 100,000
has been cut down one-third. It seems that
the poor are having better care aud re
ceivin': more humane treatment.
No longer nre Insane nnd criminal hud
dled together with the simply poor. Our
penal Institutions tnke care of the criminal
clnss. Our hospitals and asylums for the
insane and deficient take a great percent
age who yeara ago weut to tne poor
house.
In nddltlon to nil this, all through the
couutry churches nnd fraternal associations
are dedicating homes for the worthy poor
of their membership, who, through the vi
cissitudes of life, are no longer aide to care
for themselves.
In nearly everv Issue of your newspaper
you may read «f some secret order either
buying ground for such a home or having
plnus drafted,.or of the home Itself dedl-
GOSPEL OF GOOD CHEER
By JOHN ANDERSON JAYNE.
• MIHHIHIHIHNMMII
"Well," answered Senator Sorghum,
position has Its advantage*. Of course,
It's more ngreeatde to be the boss—but.
P... after ail. the servant Isn’t the one the
was a scion of a famous English clan, grand Jury goes after."—Washington Star.
f
rated to this humane work. Very fre
quently you read of homes for the chil
dren of indigent Masons. Odd Fellows,
lilans and hosts of others being erect-
where these olive branches of society
can be raised and properly cared for.
Into these homes, upon payment of a
merely nominal sum. If the man or woman
has no vicious habits, elderly people can
go aud In* well cared for nnd well treat
ed, In nnnltnry houses, open at all times
to state Inspection. And If the circum
stances be such that even a small amount
of money can not he paid, the helpless and
unfortunate are not turned aside.
These are some of tho things that nre con
tributing to the decline of the "poor
house."
These are some of the things of our
couutry thnt hnve in them the promise of
better days coming, the promise of the ful
fillment of the promise: "There sUhII
none hurt nor destroy In all My Iloly
Mountain."
BLIND FOOTBALL FANS.
When tilt two hundred inmates ol
Henshaw's Blind Asylum, Manchester,
sat down to tea last evening an officer
read out to them the announcement in
The Dally Mail of a special edition for
the blind. There was a burst of ap*
plause when the reading was over, fol
lowed by n buzz of animated discussion.
"It is * surprising,’’ said Mr. M. H,
Illingworth, the governor, "what a keen
Interest the blind take in field sports.
They follow* the game of football In de
tail."
"Have you ever been to a football
match?" he asked a blind youth.
"Yes," he replied.
"And you know the players?"
"Yes, I know them a!!, and every
thing that Is going on."—London Datty
Mall.
busy city we may well stop nnd con*
f a neighboring sheik to cousult rein-
» to some matter of business. Expect*
to get to his neighbor before noonday,
he failed to tako provision with him suf
ficient for a day's Journeying. While driv
ing hla dromedary onward as fast ss pos
sible. aud immersed In his own thoughts,
he railed to notice the approach of a
sand storm. Ilut soon It broke In Its awful
fury around him, and he lost his way.
Night drew on, nnd out In the desert he
wan compelled to spend the long hoars
in which the earth Is shrouded in dark
ness. When morning dawned he endeavor
ed to find his way forward, hut Was una
ble to do so. Then for three days nnd
for three nights ho was lost In the desert.
tween his own oasis and the one to which
he was going.
Tenderty they boro the sheik to his own
tents, nnd for days his reason hung In
the Imlance. Ilut when nt Inst he was
recovered from his Illness, he demanded thnt
ho be cnrrled to the place where he hnd
been fonml. sad there he vowed n vow tlmt
every morning as long as he lived there
should In* cnrrled to that place it bottle of
water, a bunch of grapes nnd n flagon of
wine. It waa the action of a Great Heart,
who had been saved from a terrible dentil,
desirous of helping other travelers In the
desert. As the years rolled by, according
his thoughtful and „
Whether the tradition he true tv not,
there carries In it a delicate and suggestive
lessen—the mnn who has been saved from
death should in turn become a savior of
Dear* to the memory Is tho kindly face
■nd form of the old village preacher in the
old New England town which has sent
forth many men who have become notable
In the affairs thnt have to do with c“
native land. He was of venerable appe
snee and recalled those beautiful words
of Goldsmith In the "Deserted Village, rel
ative to the village preacher;
"As some tall cliff thnt lifts Its awful form
Swells from the rale below, nnd midway
leaves the storm, ...
Though round its breast the raging clouds
were spread. /
Eternal sunshine settles on Its head."
Everybody who know him loved "good
old Doctor March," ns he was called.
Though stern was bis theology, yet his
heart was ns tender nn a child, and for
the l»oy or the girl who hnd gone wrong
there wero only words of pity and love,
and many nn erring boy or gin was saved
by hla sympathy and kindliness. In lux
i ou»h he hnd been hot-headed He had
nown the blighting power of wrong In
hla life. He had been wild and cureless.
But brought to think on the error of his
Wrays, he had given himself unreservedly
to tho reclamation of his brother-man.
Like the Arabian sheik, every day he sent
out the bottle of water, the bunch of
grapes and the wine for disheartened aud
weary travelers In the desert of life, lie
It was wuo wrote;
"Let non.? hear you Idly saying ‘There U
nothing I can do;’
While the fouls of men are dytug there is
work for me and you."
A veritable Great Heart, with his gospel
of good cheer, ho turned many to right
eousness, ami his crowu "will shine with
many atnra."
The world needs the help of those who.
through suffering, have learned sympathy.
It needs caresses moro than curses, ueeds
sympathy more tjinn sarcasm.
needs
than lashings, needs sweet wine aud
spikenard more than sharp whips and scor
pion#.
There has been n time In your life when
voit needed a frteudk n counselor, a guide.
Yell were brought t<* the port of a noble
life not by the punishments you received,
hut through the ifospel of good cheer, ex
emplified In the life of one who lifted you
up and east not he contumelious stone.
Today you know a hoy, a girl. In your
neighborhood who Is doing what you din
wlun you were their age. In tho ll|»bt of
your experiences, knowing tho value of it
good word of cheer, give it to them. L» f
not your pride, your prejudice or your pas
sion stand between you and one whom you
may help,
others a* you have received of
tho gospel of good cheer, and you shall !»*
tot ho world "a shelter lu the tins
stoiin." "a covert from the wind." nnu
tho shadow of a rock In u dry aud thirsty
Come, Let Us Forget!
A RE you an Indian or are you a
human being? They nay aa Indian
uever forgets, whether It lie an lu-
Jury or a Kindness. Therefore, if you
to say, "Thank yon," which Is one of the
most charmtug accomplishments one
acquire.
Forget to spend valuable time “muck
raking." Why spend time lookiug fer the
Ixiso In the lives and characters of those
about us? Id even the poorest there Is
enough that Is food aud lovnlde and worth
consideration. Why not exalt the good
and noble, the gold In every human life,
Instead of eternally looking for the base,
with which even the best Is hampered.
Are yon an Indlau? If so, Join the rnuls
of the forgetters. Tkecspf people as they
are or forget them outlrely. There Is no
compromise. Life Is too short to spend
time In mourning for those whom you have
found unworthy—try to forget them.
DINKELSPIELERS.
‘Do you think they approve of my ser
mon;" asked the newly appointed rector,
hopeful that he had made a good Impres
sion on bis parishioners.
"Yes, I think «•»,’’ replied his wife.
They were ail nodding.*’—London Tit-BlU.
By CAROLYN PRE8COTT.
RE you an Indian or are
human —“ *~
never f<
Jury or i
do not wish to be classed with the savage,
be a human being. Learn to forget.
For nearly all the unhappiness In the
world comes from this habit of remember
ing what should tw forgotteu.
Try to forget the faults of other people.
They have them; no do you, aud so do all
of us. Remembering them does not niter
them. If they are bad. be on your guard;
If disagreeable, avoid them; but never hate
them.
Do not poison your heart for anybody's
sake. If you have decided that they nre
enemies, the sooner they are forgotten the
better.
Forget the pains you bave«suffered. They
are past and gone. Living them over brings
them hack again almost as vividly as when
they were with you. Instead, remember the
health and freedom from pain you are now
enjoying.
Forget the trivial pin pricks and slights
and puny offenses that are Incident to life.
The iK'oph* who are guilty of these are so
cheap that they should l>e beneath your
uotlce, If they are not so already.
Forget your own failures and rememlier
S our successes. Make from the failures a ... _
idder upon which to climb the greater In der Intelligence office,
heights.
Forget all gossip as soon as you hear It,
or lN*rore. Or all hideous things, this shrew
lsh Dame Gossip is the most hideous.
Forget to do any one an Injury, but re
member to do every ono a kludnesa. A kind
act lives forever.
Forget all your enemies and remember all
Trlenda. Or, bette " ’
your frieu<
remember the clean and splendid words of
our own beautiful language. Words should
be your servants; do not allow them to
un star you.
Forget the darker aspects of nature, save
In so far as to avoid perils. Remember the
beautiful days of June, the golden harvest
time, the bright, sparkling winter morn<
Ingr, the seductive summer sours. Remem
ber that the coldest, bleakest winter
the darkest storm Is followed by a beaatl
fu! sunset. Momewher# always the son It
■hlning, even though II doe# not always
■bine os you.
Forget your own gloomy moods, dork
hours, pessimism ami despair, and remem-
tier your brightest hour# and your modest
By GEORGE V. IIOBART.
Der man dot van hla own vorst ene
my has a light to der finish.
Der most popular motive power of
der day Is der man dot chollles udder
peoples along.
A cook In der kitchen vaa vorth two
Der choke ve write ourselfs la vot ve
call vlt. Der choke.der udder fellow
writes la vot ve call piffle.
‘DO YOUR CHRISTMAS
SHOPPING EARLY/’
Der pull of der dentist la a'buay Idea*
but It doan’d cut aa much Ice aa der* r rhat ,. . dovsd
pull of der politician. That • ho ? lhe »boppers awoop D
pull of der politician.
A man mltould enemies la der same
relation to dls earth as a chclly-fiah
la to der ocean.
Bchulahauaer nefer takes any eggser*
else because he Is alvnys standing on
his dignity. D. DINKELSFIEL,
Per George V. Hobart.
Gentleman—1 waa a good friend of your
late hnahand. Haven’t you, perhaps, aoino-
thing which I could have as a memento
of Urn?
Inconsolable Widow—What would
think of me?—Figaro.
Dad (severely!—And look here. Ethel,
mustn’t encourage that young man to
l 1 .! 7 Ute ev, * r5r 11 ■ disgraceful.
Whut doe# your mother soy about It?
Ethel—Mb** say# men haven't apered a
ML dad.—Ail* «r.
By^VILLIAM P. KIRK.
How do the shoppers swoop down on
tho store?
Dear lady shoppers,
Watched by fly coppers—
How do the shoppers swoop down <»n
the store?
Warming nnd squirming
And wriggling and giggling
And staring and glaring
And sampling and trampling
And mussing and fussing
(While mule clerks are cussing).
And tearing their wearing
Apparel, not caring.
Ho long as their crushing
And pushing and rushing
And fretting and sweating
Result In tl|elr getting
Ten cents’ worth of ruchlng.
Chattering, scattering
Down the main aisle
With a vigorous battering.
Jamming and slamming,
Tramming and cramming
And squeezing and wheezing
And stumbling and tumbling
And mumbling and grumbling
Until with a dashing
And crashing and smashing
They find that their start meant
The grocery department,
Where each buys her husband
Ten cents’ worth of lemons.
on the store—
Dear lady shoppers,.
M atched by fly coppers—
That’s how the shoppers swoop down
on the store.
.He Tried Hgrd. a t
She—Here we've been married Just
one month and now you no longer love
me.
He—But, my dear— .
"Don’t try to explain. I’m not blino.
You made a mistake—you ought to
have married some silly, stupid worn*
an." H
"But, dearest, I've done my best. —
Tit-Bfts.
"Do yon know that a gaseous «na ns-
tloa from radium Is transformed Into nu
llum. Ml** Elderly?" , .
"Now, Mr. Jlnz, I’ll Just bet ^
talking love to me in I^dL.’ — Houstoa
l’o*t.