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UNION RECONDEI. MILL EDGE VILLE, GA. APRIL It, ISIS
| FRANK CRANE SAYS I
Pin Prick.
The gentleman who given you ■»
M>ck ;n the jaw doc* not nrou»o »<»
much resentment as the lady who con
tinually naps at you. We can stand
the roar of a cannon once better
than we can stand the continual drip
ping that wears *w.*y the stone.
!t is not the hip thinp.s in life that
we have to fear so much as it is the
little thinps.
We oupht so to order our lives that
our daily intercourse with people
.•-hall b pleasant and not irritatinp.
1 knew an old woman who had
two daughters.
One stayed at home *»nd pave up
a career to take care of her mother
in her old ape; the other moved to a
far ei'.y, rarely wrote and never came
to see her.
The old woman complained con
tinually of the little irritations h-r
stay-at-home daughter caused her
ind enlarged upon the virtue* of the
daughter ?he never saw.
When she died and her will was
read it was found she had left every
cent to the dnugter who had moved |
away and nothing to the one who had 1
given up everything to care for her. j
A father and four sons went into;
debt to buy a farm. Three of the
hoys went off, leaving the one son
with his father to pay off the debt.
The father took sick and for the
best years of his life the son slaved
until the debt wan cleared away.
While the other three boys were
along in their careers he had missed
an education, had put off his mar-
riige, had given up the career he had
planned.
A his father’s death it was found
that he had left th • farm to be «livici
cle up eounlly among the four hoys.
Whether we can make head or tail
out of the justice of the story of th-:*
Prodigal Son. there is nothing truer
to human nature.
As the screech of a locomotive is
velvctod into a woodwind sound by
distance, the irritating little rough
place? in prnumility seem to fade in
those afar off.
The small imperfections in the one
who stay? at home are evident and
continuously seen.
Rich gifts are counted poor not
only whn givers prove, unkind hut
when they prove irritating.
As time goes on too often the
small irritations loom larger than
the essential immolation.
The pin-pricks outweigh the sacri
fice.
“The blade is curved.” the re-
' cruit answered, “in order to give
more force to the blow.”
"Nonsense,” said the corporal.
"The blade is curved so as to fit
th' M-abhard, you idio.!”
Spanker: “Joe married a widow
with three children.”
Spinker: “Oh, well; he was al-
She: What do you suppose I did
when father told me you were here?
He: "Oh, 1 suppose you colored up
a bit."
She; “Sir!”
"While I do not positively a.wort
that Jones is a dishonest man,” said
Jones' acquaintance, “I strongly rec
ommend people who shake hands
with him to count their fingers care
fully when he leaves go.”
MOWER MAKES MAN A
MILLIONAIRE
Columbus, Ka:-.. Mar. 26.— (Auto
caster)—Twenty-five year* ago H.
E. Wright bought a 40-acre tract,
selecting it becuu** a hay mower
was thrown in free according to the
terms of the purchase.
He has received a million dollars
.. lead and z : nc royalties from these
10 r.cres. He still owns them, but
cannot use them for raising hay be-
mavsc on them are some of the best
lead and zinc mined in Kansas.
COACH SCHEDULE BETWEEN
Macoft-MiBedceTille-Aansta
EAST BOUND
Phoi
A SMALL MR. TALL OF
LONGFELLOW AVENUE
New York. April 1.— (Autoc.aster)
—Nathan L. Tull i.« 5 feet 1 inch in
height, and lives at 1712 Longfellow |
Avenue. He was fined $2 for a traf- j
fic violation, and the judge said to.
him:
“Mr. Tall of Longfellow Avenue,
you're a short man for that i.aine
and address."
“Pm glad I'm not short -n the
fine,” said Mr. Tall.
Ground lii
lawn
People’*
There wan a young .athlete at Penn,
The hundred he'd do in flat ten.
But the faculty crew
Simply whispered "Skidoo!"
When they found in exams he got N.
Flo: “You may kia* me oi. the
temple.”
Bo: "And get a bang in the mouth
for my pains?"
Wh^n his sis*.er discovered young
Thos.
Arrayed in his parent’s pajos..
And cried in dismay:
“Oh! what will father say?"
He replied: “Not a word. These
ANYBODY INTERESTED
In Monumental Work
See
J. W. IVEY, Sextan.
He Represent* The McNeil
Marble Co., The Largest In
The Sooth, One of The Oldest
and Largest in Americ*.
NERVOUS HEADACHE
Kentuckian Telia How Taking
Black-Draught Relie red
His Pains and Haw Well
He Feels Now.
brought relief to a man who had
beer, suffering from frequent spells
of severe headache, is told below in
the statement of Mr. Charles F.
Todd, of Estesburg. near this place.
“I was suffering with nervous
headaches. About once a week I
would have these headaches, and
have u» quit work, and go to bed for
ebeui twenty-four hours. I would
have pains in my neck, and ri^ht
b^lu.nd my right car.
••A merchant at Es'.esburg saw me
cnc day when I was suffering, and
lc!d me to try taking Blatk-
Lw. Macon 8:00 a. m. 2:30 p. m.
“M’ville. 9:15 a.m. 3:45 p.m.
“ Sparta ]0:OS a. m. 4:35 p. m.
" Jewell 10:30 a. m. 5:00 p. m.
" Warrenton 10:55 a. m. 5:25 p. m.
“ Thornton 11:20 a. m. 5:50 p. m.
“Harlem 11:45 a. m. 6:15 p. m.
Ar. Augutla 12:35 a. m. 7:05 p. m.
WEST BOUND
L*. Augusta 8:M> a. m. 2:30 p. m.
“ Harlem 8:50 a. m. 3:20 p. m.
“ Thornton 915 a. m. 3:45 p. m.
" Warrenton 9:40 a. m. 4:10 p. m.
“ Jewell 10:05 a. m. 4:35 p. m.
“ Sparta 10:30 a. m. 5:00 p. m.
“M’ville. 11:20 a. m. 5:50 p.m.
Ar. Macon 12:35 p. m. 7:05 p. m.
Mscon-MillcdgcTille Bns Line
Four Round Trip* Daily and Sunday
Lv. Milledgevile 9:30 a. m.U:20a. «n.
5:50 p. m.
Lv. Macon 8:00 a. m. 1:00 p. in. 2:30 I
p.m. 5:15 p.m.
j Running Time One Hour and Thirty j
Minute. Each Way.
TERMINALS
AUGUSTA—Union But Station,
Phone 9322. MILLEDGEVILLE—
Baldwin Hotel, Phone 351. MACON
Bu. Terminal, Phone 9487.
8:00 a. ro. But from Macon makes
connection at Augusta for C.-een-
ville and Columbia, S. C., and Sa-
8:00 a. m. and 2:50 p. m. Bu'. * in
lu*hi. aisd lock a few ti: . :
relieved ire. From t.-
:• Idi:-keni..:i:0; . . - :i
rs I frit llse I tm*s .. .u <ma
c! those heodu —and they
wculdnt tv-ine or:
‘Ever; few * „ .kc three
or fuiir doses of EI.-r*>Dmut:ht, and
1 j.ecl :o ve’J, jjiU do xny York,
ruid don’t 3oi;i nr;* more time with
headache.
“I haven't had :• headache in six
mr-ths."
'3-*ts only or.*: cer.t a dose.
:oday. NC-M9
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AUGHT
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Have YOU tried it I
Sold by most all the erocers in and
around Milledcreville.
On a time a (vile student from Ga. !
Was* pinched for being a fa.
Said the Judge with a smile:
"Young man for a while
Free of charge w? are going to ha.”
Wooing By Letters
He—'‘I love U.“
She—“C here. F U don’t stop, U
J, I’ll call mother."
She—“G! It’s EZ2CUR2Q-
He—“Will U Be mine?”
She (falling on his neck)—“O U
kid!”
Corporal Sandhurst was one day
drilling a batch of raw recruits.
"Why is it,” he said to a bright-
looking chap, "That the blade of
your sabre is curved instead of
straight?"
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GEORGIA RAILROAD
GRAND OPERA
Atlanta. Ga.
April 23-28, 1928
The World’.
.i.I-n will bo in AtUntn for > full n
above data., presenting tha folowing operas:
Monday evening: L’AFRICANA (Italian)
Tuesday evening: IL BARBIERE Dl SIVIGL1A (Itali
Wednesday afteraon: HAENSEL UND GRETEL (Gei
Followed by PAGLIACCI (Italian)
Thursday evening: RIGOLETTO (Italian)
Friday afternoon: DIE WALKUERE (German)
Friday evening: NORMA (Italian)
Saturday afternooa: CARMEN (French)
Saturday evening: LA BOHEME (Italian)
RATES TO ATLANTA AND RE1URN: One and ona.balf ,
lar one-way fare for round trip from all stations on Tha
Railroad.
DATES OF SALE: April 22 to 28. 1928, prior to wheib tin.*
trip must ha complsted.
For further information apply to your local ticket agent c
to the undersigned.
J. P. BILLUPS, Gcatral Pssscngcr Agent,
Atlanta, Ga.
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