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'I be Great Wwriu t hit-ide.
Dispatches from U.dDna iys
hundreds cffhoufcCß have keen de
si roved by lire si Surd. The loss
is placed nti)d,0O0,000.
Tie jute mills et Hiu lianah tfc
Lye!!. Brooklyn, N. Y., were dr
s roved by lire early Thursday
morning, Loss $400,000,
On the appearance of Boulaa.er
?t a soiree on Thursday night, in
J‘; s-ols, the French embassy im
Kiv Lately (•ok Ihsir daparlui*.
Ex I R esident Grever Cleveland
a. os elected a life howary member
of the Manhattan Club, at a meet
ing and til® board ot governors.
The Catholic arshbishep of Phil
adelphia publisb.es a statement in
answer to inquiries about Ilia views
on the prohibit ion amendment. H®
is against legislation amendment,
lie is against legislation asaram®-
dv, and says an appeal to individ
ual conscience is the true remedy.
The steanuhip Chattahoochee of
Sitvanah, Ga, arrived in Nvr
York on "Wednesday, throe days
overdue and pretty well store tip.
Sho eMCouutercd one ot the heav
iest gales ever xperienced on the
Atlantic coast, nsd came near be
iag wrecked.
It has been discovered (bat, ow
ing to fk@ faulty construction of a
Rew Jersey law recently passed in
reference to city goverumeats,
Trenton will be without a mayor
for three weeks, and that the new
ly authorized lire aud police com
missioner can not be appointed.
Sebastian Merdam, a German
farmer of St. Cloud, Mian , was en
gaged in plowing Thursday. Four
ofhis children playing in the field
aad following tha furrows, found
the roots of wild parsnips and all
ate of them, and became violently
sick. Three©!'them died in terri
ble agony.
On Thursday, Pres. Lowery of
Lie Minneapolis & St, Paul Street
Oar Cos., issued an order reducing
the wages of all employes. The
company claim it is losing money,
and that it trust retrench in order
to float bonis with which to build
new cable lines. The men are sul
lea and uncommunicative, and a
gener and strike is looked lor,
TL town of Fairburg, 111., has
1 ; 1 quarraatined on account of
j :■ prevalence of scarlet lever.
X- re , re more than twenty oases
i the disease in the little town,
r ; six deaths have occurred The
i hies, in which the disease pre
- arc. not permitted to leave
: 1 . 'premises, and provisions are
j . 1' i them by acomisaittee ap
p 1 by the town board.
lir tugs Saugafuckand Cuvier,
Is.. it on board United States Mr
-!■* s'Cderr of Grand Rapids, Sher
j - Ensue of “Soo,” and Sheriff
r and thirty deputies from
V n.i Mich., all heavily armed,
j i< -aptnr© the barges having
iioii fir os. mill aboard, and a
dc ■ ;e conflict, between the cp
p< ug factions is feared Thebarg
r- *e now 1 behind Trout Is
land, in American waters. They
arc* badly ci
tains a Uraid te venture out into
the la' with them. This is the
mill y,\ . i tJbeo- ' -?rs were entleav
ovine; to carry to Canada to avoid
debts in Michigan.
ICv. : aim. Small conducted one
of the most •veiling temperance
meetings of the prohibition cam
paign at Pittsburg, Fa.. ok Wadne*
day night. lie was dsnouacisg
Lie liquor dealers vigorously as
‘•law biea 1 *r,” when Jacob Kel
lar, a wealthy liquor dealer, ob
jected. u ii© is oae ot them,” cried
a mas in the audience. u Yeu'ro
a liar," cried Kellifr. The latter be
came demonstrative, and was tak
en from the church amid great ev
eitemenf. Les'OJulions were pass
ed reque ' the court to refuse to
grant Kellar renown! of license.
One old !:.Vy became so excited
that she lushed up to Kell a r as he
was leaving the church, and Ktruijx
him in the face with hr list,
Carl Bunder—Some things he is
Puzzled Over.
Sometimes my neighbor comes
to me und says; i; Mr. Dander, I
doan’ like to make von feel bad,
but dotpoy of yours go 6 mit der
gallows it you doan’ pchave him
petter. Ha hits say dog mil seme
snowballs yesterday.” der
next day’ comes uad somepody
preaks my vindow mit a snow ball,
und then I goes eudt to shpeak
aboudt it he calls me oldt Knicker
bocker. I look at hi 10® closely, und
la! he vhas dot same neighbor’s
poy! i can't make oudt how she
vhas.
Sometimes my neighbor comes
to me und say*: ‘‘Mr. Dunder, von
doan’ lif in dis country ao long ash
I do, und I like to tell you dot il
was agin some law if you put ash
es around. I spheak to yen pe
cause I vhas your friendt.’’ “Vhell
clct makes me ashamed, und I goes
off und puys a box. In tw© days a
policeman comes und says my
neighbor keeps more ashes in his
yard dan ho sees pefore in two
hoonsred years, und he goes py der
Recorder Court und pays a fine. I
can't make oudf how she vhas,
Sometim?s my frendt conies to.
me und say,: “Say, Mr. Dunder,
doan’make some fool of yourself.
If der poys like yeu to run fer ald
ermans in cur ward, decline mil
thanks. Pc re vhas no money in it,
und der papers sbasn you like some
tiefs.” v beH, dor settles me, but
vhoE I goes py dor polls to wote, lo!
my frendt xla oa der teeket tor alder
mans und ia eleated. Soiuepady tells
me he pays si ore ash SSOO to be alder
mans. I can’t make oudt how sha
Sometimes my frendt cetne in and
sayt,: “Say, old chappie, I haf always
said I liked to kelp yen to a good
thing, nnd dar time visas bow comp.,
I know air- ia on Rivard street who
vhs6 awful hard oop. Yea can puy
dot be nso urd lot fer one toftrasd del
• Jar, aad ks vfeaa wort eighteen boon
ered. If you taka Ler warrant you
make one tensaad dollar ia a year.”
v hell, I p.’lief dot, unci I puys der
place. In two weeks l find oudt dot
* ■ •
sioa i a dot safe, and dot I vhas cheat
ed <>y tree aoonered I can’t make oudt
haw she vhas.
Sometimes det neighbor oa my left
hand eosnes to me usd says: “Say,
Dander, ©EU pey t I do-.a’ kart year
million .foliar, bat I
WITH A bottle:
Of Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral at hand,
ono nmy hvt comparatively serum
against, tho various ills, uses ari ,in;g fimn
sudden change* of temperature, ex
posure to drafts and stern.:i, and tfio
inclemencies of spring and fall. “Of
tins many preparations before tlie public,
for the onre of Colds, Coughs, bron
chitis, and kindred diseases, there aro
n mo, witliln the range of my eaperienco
anil observation, so
RELEACLE
as Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral,” writes Thos.
G. Edwards, M. I)., of Blanco, Texas.
Gtorgo \V. Dick, of Newton, Mass.,
says: “Two years ago I took a severe
cold, which, being neglected, was fol
lowed by a terrible cough. I lost flesh
rapidly, had night sweats, and was con
fined to my bed. A friend advised tho
use of Ayer’s Cliorry Pectoral. I began
to take tlii3 medicine, and, before finish
ing the lirst bottle, was able to sit up.
Four bottles effected a perfect cure.” *
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral,
Prepared by Dr. .T, O. AyerS: Cos., Lowell, Mass,
told by all Druggists. Price if 1; six buttles, SO.
like to splimk mit yon a leetle. Y"on
haf some beer wagsms drive oop in
first of your house, aad mv wife vbas
a raid der bnblis ebal! pelief it vhas us
who was taking beer. Be some good
fellows and haf der wagons go in tier
alley.” VhelJ, dot lpoks reasonable,
und I make ’em do it, but in four days
ray neighbor comes home so drunk on
| whiskey, dot I haf to help him in his
house, und his wite says it vhas 110-
pedy’s peesues*. I Can’t make her
oudt.
Sometimes, ash 1 go to church on
S or.d iv, I dad all der saloons open,
der pr.ys playing ball, und peeples go
ing off on picnics. v hen I goes inside
der minister look* tight at me und says:
‘ it presks rev heart dot se many
h •■thou in Africa vhas on der broad
read to ruin. Plese come down mit
soma oostiibutions to save ’em.” 1
ccoie down, but [ can’t make her cut.’’
Poisoned t>y Burning Fur.
A ainga’ ar case ot wholesale poison
tug that came near proving fatal is re*
p< red from tiro Morning Side School
lr* Sioux City, lowa, taught by Mis*
Hattie Cos tin iff* ShorFy a;ter school
was called oa a recent forenoon a pecu
liar odor vets noticed, and searching
for the soarce, the teacher ©peued the
door to Iha closet where the scholars
kept their wrap?. A fur cap, belong
ing to one of the boys, had fallen into
a bucket coataming hot ashes, and war
sending off clouds ot smoke. The
teacher seized the bucket snd started
for the. door, hat when half way across
the room was overcome by the smoke
and dropped into the nearest rent £.l
most unconscious. A boy then took
the bucket, bat at once succumbed and
fell to the floor. Twenty ol the pupils
who sat whera the smoke reached
them, were deathly sick, anti were na
able to rise alone. By super-human
efforts the teacher managed to get the
door open, and the fresh air revivod
her so she helped the children cut
doors, where they lay on : lie ground
in agony for a time. A. the end
ot three hours ail had reewerai sail -
ciontly tube taken homo, but were
very weak, it is supposed that pets
vu was contained in the coloring mal
tar of .ko cap, aad that it v;as eet free
by the burning.
“Mr. President,” observed Col. Hal
ford to Mr. Harrison this morning,
Tlave you trivd thenaw puzzle.”
“What puzzia, Elijah?” inquired
the president gently.
“Patting the pigs in the pea, Mr.
President."
A shade earn® over the president's
face.
‘ so,” Eiigab, ha said wearily; “I
k Ifcck’s RoadUQ I'rcc!
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A'v"- - r • r A'TTV T. t-
; ivo been sa busy trying to kcqp the
hogs out of office that I haven't had
tisiio for any other puzzle." Aurt the
president picked up a pile of applica
tions and muttered a mutter too deep
to ba articulated.
Ia the good old days, when the Ho
mans used to let wilu beasts loose to
devour captives, a foil grown lion
would id ay as many as so van people
| before ho would . get tired ot the fun.
1 One writer telle of .? lion it hick hilled
| >e?oKteea p.uioa ii tb'V --’.w-'
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Mont of bhc iliwioses wliirh afflict mankind arc- nrisrin
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