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THE COURIER.
Fill DAY, JULY 27 1883. i
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A Good Joke on & H nsfr'n County
Prftaher
A preacher near lfaydesvilfe, lions 5
ton county, having read so many hot^
ftble accounts of mid <lo(jft, became
alarmed, anil concluded hist week to
provide him«lf with aintDnnition that
he might sho t any strange canine ,
/bund | row ling about his premia tt ,
Accordinit'y be m-nt on ordi r to a
Haakinavibc merchant fof ‘ one pound
of blue wliistl is.” Tin) ord> r wits j
brought t > town by a laly w ho did
not know whnt was wan ed. The
fnoichant took the O.di-r into hisst tie
anil could not mnko out vthrtt “one lb
bine whisth-rs*’ me.iiit but lie took it
to bo one htrue iMtle rrf wM.-key. Ho
thonght i( vtts rather a sfngtr'ar order
from a preacher, bff be recollected
Hint llottst'in county is enj lying the
fcb ssings of prohibit ifm, and lie con-
cluded that it wets wliiskey that was
■wanted and he sent it. It. may have
been good whisk, y for aught we know
but it is not hard to got a grade of
Rqnor that would a^nffeoBnaily kill a
dog ns a pound or buckshot, which
was just what the preacher wanted
Hawki0.grille J)i‘patcfl.
Our foreign born citizens fuiTrisli a
pretty fair share of public ruk-ii who
reach high p >siti<ms. At h ast two
distinguished United States Seuatois
are of foreign birth, and I'egiet that
t1io ,T are not tmtives been us - .! they can
never hope to reach the Presidency_
l’lie Republican cninlhlirte for Treas -
uiier iu Pennsylvania, nominated' a-
day or two ago, Was bom in England
itt 1832. He learned Hie t im<L* of fin-
i.l»er of small arms >n Wool’w icli ars'■-
Wft1. S'Tved as an 111 Merer in the
Crimean war, and came tiv tltis coim-
tayin 1858. J’luck,erturgy aiid hudns
are all that are mcessaiv to give a
man position an 1 wealth hi tins coun¬
try. A citizen of P.reign biitli stands
just as gcod'a CiiiiilCiVO? getting ahead
in the world as ivoitinen to*the' manoi*
Borni—Sniitimaft Zhir *
(*>no of the most prt>s|)erotts of
lVnnsylvnnin liin'.or deni. IN mak. s “
itqtoiiit to Htvrrooifts wb ,, o there
open to forbid
local ojlthfn * .*
i« « stiong •^'Vwili Lav.-
oals. He u,tit d '‘
liuno-ifthey w) ; a, ‘
. g,-. .. <tti the si/ will not
r.iKi. i,lent pftying ;f high price.
carried on his*t)r.»de fop two years at
•Sharon, where tin* tififlic teas proliihi-
tbiU He managed to do it, however,
end got a 81 ii pint for whisky which
cost him 81 2 r > a gkllon. Hv; oft n
Made over a iflOO'a day. Finally they
arraigned hiwin curt. He hud* the
oast* postponed for six itv.nths and
went on as before. The jury disa¬
greed, and he'Imd six' months more.
The end warm flue t ,f 850.
When he had called the meeting of
•be Eiine Kilu Club to order. Brother
Gnrdncj arose and rni 1:
“Gau’leui. if it wasn’t for de tvile:s!? ;
nit awagou de wagon wouldn’t move.
When de wheels is on, den what?”
*‘Gr ase!” solemnly evdauued an old
man.* ‘ Keirect!” whispered the
pr. si.leut, softly rubbing his hamls
tbgether. » * We liaz de wagon an’ de
wheels. • We wfilbow pass around de
hat fi.r de gtease:”
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Were you’in the late w:»rN’ ashed a
veteran of a badly dfflnortillz' d‘citizen
who came hobblftig down the stbet-t"oti
ii Clutch, “I don't kslflw how late
you meau.” was the :«V«bn’jfy. TShe
3 »ve me this cue last nighD befere
tea. 9
‘ AVbere are your-k.ds?” a sonidty
man asked, h ol^ap', :A the bare hand-
of a p. or but (b-an vin ; editor at Vad
del bill’s partp. 'At home in bed,”
po»e I’d bring un? child. > n to a party
Ukethis?"
Captain Finnk Phillip., of
la, F!a ,-ex1>ihits v n “devi/fish.” It is
ft-rocious,and vrtll sn;vp'at"e.:A-’!>uui
tbM gets iA its- wnW. if }fS- ra mill
waters it buiks'l.ko a one,
In every m-.a'-theie is a lonHit ess,
Ml inner cliHinlier of pecnli r l fe into
which Go l only o;wi eut<r,
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Du^t can’t l>e in-g'ei b # without
hihrni to those wtio piaetfi'e as w. Ii as
those who suffer the u*gl.-ef.
The greatest plea*fl»P 1 knew is to
do a goisl ucti(X¥S>y stia’ih,’ aSj* to
hltve it foirsdiout^bV aoi-ideiit.
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N'hvbr put off till t -mo row nh t
y»<! eau j wear to-day .
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fy.C4 m :&S ; >
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Ps Pm
m # « pm
wdsir '* '••• ■ 7 - xOV'.- U= -
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^he condition as nbote Indlc.-.tld, eiinti In stir,rid trotr LralTf. Wllh c.'uc Iho frocfujA are nr ffcenl
jfering female v7caUiJoasc8 ej;cfA >'?, ino/>;ularHi«D *n<3 prriodiow viatriKtions; imparts strength and vigor
the feeb.e ana otilRCiftlfW; f fcu.IfJa up and Ht~ftu'b' , ;v7r3 CagriagV orolceu-dotrn fnd Worn*out constitu¬
to repair® Mta'ftFl .'.fhetei r v >< ar« of pafnfui RnH-.rirg ;,rr«Uifctcs, comfort* find cnnroieo the
tions: troub.ed maiden, f. (Ml fricad t.oTfiotihcrB all ' hjvfronb-nd pstnvray ofti^eir married Jives.
euuih ^Isfilnw-nj^ntr. and rJttn p.tUy.ifj hysterics,' l<M3rcorrhcsii, chloros!*/
It cures ovarian' diseases, tittfrinp tbfc drooping, cnapofjrd>:.*. iD&JcactfOlr, C8lu.3lh5 f-^ttablo
♦reskne^s of the ki drrtryi? end faviven u,:i'a family iledjJ
*nd nervous/ It is a note r-.uiiing iron t >mc fcoaaU r<;;uiafor.’ ?:.<«'*. Fold or«*rv.v?h*r*. cufe viih*/ Ky.
tel Adviz-r caik-f'/rcf to ft.iy ; . i.. 23 / t T . K hxouunoi.^ & Cc., 1'rctrietcr j/.L
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——'— 11 7: VorreJ.'i ?pro ring that they must in
At ths lij-’.iido, the' atleibl^'M'icn'.p, puyoic.fir.’.*' r;t ti.c u^eofewnc lay o^v ato medic.nb rcur thp.t Kill ci^caar flu* ftonmeb. excite
All _ cr.5v;.i fcn jTrjuji Iv t>i; :.y f-;Y dteeasc-maicio/ ?cir*'tion.‘ 5 oils ana ovlic*
tho liver, oa.iof. a fren ftrw <-f ■ an't c*tr»y < oficu the losAoftimt-. ,
MTOSg prw.'. r p.s:n, ,- ; rh :nr r aids AtovnikCii, ftnd entua mildly Upon the bowels.
Batlevb; Apcr;p:.;V i» rvh :>d of all tltese tiKple^cKnt ettoem; it «cfo colic*
C*une> a fr%6 Itow of c;lo, rc^cvau cu^t» >fctua, biiioiwziftia, cic«c ii«K<iaub©, ac;4 at^iaacM, heartburn,
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todigCBtiOu, It ie a. wliitt) «t«. ponder, and b so ceding yU Mint ea r, nlos-; of cod-v wsfor. Lnrgo Poitle* bO peotfl.
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Patr0nize the Q ld Reliable
DRUG STOSS.
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i PituscnirfioNs >
ca ii:: i lia
C’OMi’or:-, f
AT ANY Tilvii
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By George K. Ewell,
Practical Druggist and Chemist,
Arlington, ga
'Twenty olio years’ experience in Hi
bnbirtes.1. Gradiriit, ■ of the Marylan.l (';
leire of I’liarniiicy, Class 1881. l’rc[>iu <.„
Of Pliurnittevirtical Preparationa, and war¬
rants them of standard strenytli and puri¬
ty. Otfher drills selected with grout care,
mill purchased from most reliable dealers,
a-.ul sold as low as a man eaiv,'to deal holi¬
est and pay hi s debts.
PAINTS, U1 1j8
OliAS-’’ I’CCTY,
Fancy aoed^s
TOILET ARTICLES.
AH the popular PATENT MEDI¬
CINES k. pt in stock,
FiVsh GARDEN SEEIEof cV-ry kind
Guar.ut el to come up.
ru. Fine' Cigars and
Tobacco a Specialty.
LEABY
BT OBI.
H>>U: JWXJLL, Proprietor,
Has juf.t received a fresh lot of
iraplll*.
Keeps on hand a select assortment of fhe
most popular
PATENT MEDICINES.
UIMMSIBLEY&CO.
TTurnip mu
i 1 |^ rrmm V.. _---AW-; Seeoi
NEW CROP PAtK
. Send for „ (j'CATALOCUE& PRICELIST.
HIRAM S03LEY & GO.
ROCHESTER N.V. CHICAGO ILL ■
179-183 MAIN STREET, 200-206 Randolph St
* YNE 'S 10 Horse Spwrk-Arreeting
* f oet leni'iUu.
a.
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%<M tomuiii SX&SF'l*
cut ? 10,000 EyKiaes fett mkaac time.
Esfefl_I Rbifjr'TIC i lir ur ‘ 11J h a horse-pon-er are ruauanteed on s less to
ji»B f f “V* *i!i w :t ter , bwn with any otlier En
ItEv£^ ffi£?!Ss au
®SS,a."fib5 5 ‘ 5
¥ informal-on illustrated catalogue. and No. 12, tor
prices.
B. W; PAYNE & SONS N.t.
Cutasag, Boxlir.
Wright s Indian Vegetable Pius
row tub
LIVER
all Bi 1 ious Cornplaints
SHfc
It Stands at the Head.
The Light,Running
DOMESTIC.”
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That, it ■■- . -n* TRADE ael(d«yleda:cd’ LEADER
Z -» THE is a fact that
raiidfit, be disputed.
to'AXY IMlT l TE tTf
XOM- EQUAL IT
'1 lie Earnest ,lrmwl,
The Lightest Ranting',
I he Mist Beautiful Vv'ood-woi-k.
AND IS Vv AIUlANTilA
To be made ril the best material.
1 <> do any and all kinds of won,.
To be comjdele ill ev'diV respect
Fdf aUlc'by
P/E, S0YU, Leary* ga,
Agents’ waiiteaih' undteupfed' territory,
.tddress" seeing
DOMESTIC A^.t chine CO.
»P>-20' lvUdiftiond, Va.
THE' ' B^GGE^T'’ AND “B^T”
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For oi e year, iiild an 1
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, Week,
pristiiu ail rtf the news'of the
telegraph it; uispatches, accurate market
repori-., a w rti-.iiie.l AcrlwAUira 1 depart¬
ment. t»*fgif?sl serials/-a 1 piige of
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or [ 1:1 1 luan. who lias lint
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a h< r i!i own s or in the most
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ATTORNEY %.©• CsLi'tlsjlg:®, AT LAW,
,
MCllUA y, (7.1 .
Will pracMee in the Ci-urts of the
CireiiSt a:ifl othcvTWria'of 8. AY. Georgia '
l y special cbntrSct.
MKny AIi-erable Ue F.'e
hen st-lvVs about with f.iilinff streiitfth
eeiing that they are sD' .diiv smhitVg
lit > theii-'g'nvV-s nheb, t»Vusing P.ut ■
a Kit's (iiXGER Tonic, th.y would find
. ouv eo mnenciug with the fii^t ilo-e
11.d vitiTiiy ai d sir. ngtli surely com-
■eg i aek to t! em.
PAY AS YOU GO.
florae nod see for yotirsfilf. ifV stock n
Wis unusually flill and complete.
T
•Vnitic'16 T5 ettlcmtjer, of cC/uutry too. that trai I s'* every iu a
store;
Wlirerything fi of the best qua! v
■aland selected with ail 6yo Single c
the trade of this section.
n
•
jMru'ring the year I sh K lj keep my
■wstock constantly replenished.
Y
Tslnill make tfrB CASH tfade a sjVeei-
fialiy.
drying,-With wfeit ?nfl-^enE6 I ha^e,
sfe to supibVyrg'the jftfiWjiis di-edit Sys¬
tem.
tl
T!f, Aly fewfMlbg felt l.y evefy itm^ffee faTlttg, uot iG'tfnO u , TiVids
tiou Hus'.
$
gay you Will a.lnptVoiir business to
W;l where ‘’stsu dredit system ii this'yesir ith aL.Tilutcfiibce^' of plenty
not
fy.
T
A ft’er Considering these f&ctV Ary J
Mai'areTulfy,
0
atitlT'will show you plain.
n
t |*^nle.ss (life dish sytsteui 13 'morfe ee’u
W erally
t
a;; ex:
R
re e S' wliere m'V' ict."
St^piici
hbb.. ~ wifi fin'd if to Hfeif inter’
'l nW> and my v goods, - bear
my jr?;in‘afK?'L0 \T prid'-s before
'-g.
Very Respectfuity,
>
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Jm tj l| Pi- • JL *
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subscribe
-TO THE-
CALHflDH oomtfy OOBEIEB.
THE OfEIcIaE OMgAn
- or -
CilEW ill Uttt tlNliri
Ii tie filial interest ef ilicl ii is Wlislel
IN politics democratic
# defender of the Christian rclygiorr 1 . Tli'e advocate of Isvefy fo’iiS
and denodndidr of < vAry evil'. Oiil* especial happy is to ti^s to
ditfib’etion all evil’ (iohamht'ible inthta way.
ii , otrm columns
A^dpcn to the d&ctitei<#df litery subject of i i mpoi r t fo’HfO people of
fao C'opnties, aud we solicit
fBf 6? agaife>it : iffid'
OUE gUBSCUlPTION
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Rfeta ayS $150 per fAniitu 1 6? wi eliilFv^fh tiio
Ttut ifffffes t
?
The'mAst celebrated liumbictiS slxfcct' nbv/' pttblishecCfh/$3,00, only
50c more thaft 1 lie price of'tbfe SfftlingsF
;
ABVERTtSE
- IN THE
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CALHOUN COUNTY COURIEtC
The of the section wi ll a large atid healthy circulation which*
paper weeks ago', 1
will soon be aetii'MTy' dOfiUffe wliit ii wtis'oiity a few
itk ci^fculdtiA Ti'eoirffWd pfiocipdll]*' ti>‘ * thi bfet element of 1
<6ifoen£- li/os liberal We'
Dte tf'jh'ide in efti' puhettMLy!
Respectfully,-
JESSE E. MERdER
Proprietr^v
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