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BURDETTE AMONG THE FARMERS
lUr. Tillstlopoil’H Early Spring: Experiences.
Bob Burdette, of the Burlington
Hawk-Eye y paints this pretty pasto-al
picture:
It is spring, and the annual warfare
begins. Early in the morning the
jocund farmer hies him to the field,and
hunts around in the dead weeds and
grass for the plow he left out there
somewhere sometime last fall. When
ho finds it, he takes it to the shop to
have it mended. When it is mended,
he goes back into the field with it. Half
•way down the first furrow he lays, he
runs the plow fairly into a big live oak
root; the handles alternately break a
rib on this side of him, and jab the
breath out of him on the other, and the
sturdy root, looking up out of the
ground with a pleased smile of recogni
tion, says cheerfully:
“ All,’ Mr. Thistlepod, at it again,
eh?”
Fifty feet farther on ho strikes a
stone that doubles up the plow’ point
like a piece of lead, and, while the
amazed and breathless agriculturist
leans, a limp heap of humanity, across
the plow, the relic of the glacial period
remarks, sleepily:
“Ah ha; spring here already ? Glad
you woke me up.”
And then the granger sits down and
patiently tries to tie on that plow point
with a hickory w’itlie, and -while lie pur
sues this fruitless task the friendly crow
swoops down near enough to ask:
“Goin’ to put this twenty in corn,
this year, Mr. Thistlepod?”
And, before he has time to answer the
sable bird, a tiny grasshopper, wTiggling
out of a clod so full of eggs that they
can’t be counted, shouts briskly:
“Here we are again, Mr. Thistlepod;
dinner for 500,000,000,0000!”
And then a slow-moving, but very
positive, potato bug crawls out into the
sunlight to see if the frost has faded his
stripes, and says:
“ The old-fashioned peacliblow pota
toes are the best for a sure crop, but
the early rose should bo planted for the
first market.”
Then several now kinds of bugs who
haven’t made any record yet, climb over
the fence, and come up to inquire
about the staple crops of the neighbor
hood, and, before he can get through
with them, Prof. Tice sends him a
circular stating that there won’t be a
drop of rain from the middle of May till
the last of October. This almost stuns
him, but ho is beginning to feel a little
resigned when a dispatch is received
from the Department of Agriculture at
Washington, saying that all indications
point to a summer of unprecedented,
almost incessant and long continued
rains and floods, and advising him to
plant no root crops at all. While he is
trying to find words to express his
emotion, a neighbor drops in to tell
him that all the peach trees in
the country are winter-killed, and
that the hog cholera is raging fiercely in
the northern part of the township.
Then his wife comes out to tell him the
dog has fallen into the well, and when
the poor man gets to the door-yard his
children with much shouting and ex
citement meet him and tell him there
are a couple of cats, of the pole denom
ination, in the spring-house, and an
other under the barn. With tears and
groans he returns to the field, but by
that time it has begun to snow so hard
he can’t see the hordes when lie stands
at the plow. He is discouraged and
starts for the house with his team, when
he meets a man who bounces him for
using a three-horse clevis he ma le him
self, and wrings ten reluctant dollars
out of him for it. When he reaches
the house the drive-well man is waiting
for him, and while he is settling with
him a clock-peddler comes in, and a
lightning-rod man, screened by the
storm, climbs up on the $lO smoke
house and fastens $65 worth of light
ning-rods on it, and before the poor
farmer can get his gun half loaded the
bailiff comes in to tell him that he has
been drawn on the jury.
An Animated Rat-Trap.
Animated rat-traps are the latest
things before the public. At the Cen
tral Hudson railroad freight house,Wm.
Wilson observed something firmly held
in the shell of a clam, which was packed
with others in a barrel. On inspecting
it he was rather surprised to find a rat’s
tail. In the barrel were several holes
for ventilation, and it is surmised the
rat put its tail through one of these to
get it saturated with the juice to obtain
a variety in its bill of fare. But a vin
dictive clam seized upon the caudal ap
pendage and held it tenaciously. The
rodent pulled desperately, and finally
the tail came out by the roots. An
inch of the tail was inside the shell and
half an inch of the skin inside, and the
bare tendon extended four inches fur
ther. The rat must have had to pull
strongly and suffer excruciating pain,
but the rude amputation was complete.
Could the clam have been drawn from
the barrel the rat would have dragged
it to his hole, but the aperture was only
half an inch in diameter, and the rat’s
strength was not sufficient to enable it
to haul off the barrel. —Auburn Au~
burnian.
A Patagonian Dinner.
The piece de resistance is principally
ostrich, but this can be served with
rice as pot-au-feu, or steaks can be
broiled, the wings, which are the great
est delicacy—something like turkey,
“perhaps even finer ’’—being sent up as
a separate dish, the gizzard roasted
cl l Indienne; and for the third course,
a custard of ostrich eggs, sugar and
gin. The guanaco, when fat, is said to
be not unlike beef; but at certain sea
sons of the year it is terribly lean, and
in that case only the head can be con
sumed, and it is usually roasted under
the embers and eaten cold. The mulito,
or small variety of the armadillo, is
considered a great delicacy, and during
the winter and spring months, wlion it
is fat, the puma is greatly prized. In
deed, puma fat seems to be invaluable
to the hunter, who finds it impossible
to subsist on a diet of lean meat; and
to this lie is often reduced when his
stores of biscuit and other provisions,
and even salt, are exhausted.— The
Spectator, _
Why Dick Gatlin Bathes No More.
It was Sabbath in the little town of
Frisco, and a holy quiet settled down as
though a mist from heaven, with the
sunlight o’er the Wasatch mountains-,
wrapped all in peace. It was Sabbath,
and out from the little town came the
stage—the stage that has rocked and
swung and rolled along from the white,
billowy beach of the A. thin tic, acioss
the prairie farms of the West, up, over
and beyond the towering Rockies, and
bathed its alkali-stained boot in the
placid waves of the Pacific ocean. Dick
Catlin drove that stage, and a better
driver never whaled the flank of a bron
cho. The day was warm as up the
Beaver river rolled he, and liis voice,
clear as a trumpet, made the carbonate
stained hills of Lincoln ring again am t
again as he sung:
Up and dcnvn this world I’ve roamed,
And to many camps I’ve been;
The winds of many lands have combed
Those shaggy locks, I ween.
I’ve (get np there. Rowdy!) been to old Montana,
Likewise to Idaho,
But to Frisco give the banner,
Where the big bonanzas grow.
God’s blessing on Montana,
God bless old Idaho;
But. hurrah! hurrah! for Frisco,
Where the big bonanzas grow.
The warm sun thawed the old man’s
hear t,and the memory of old times stole
into his soul, bringing back again the
days gone by, the swimming, apple
stealing, dog-fighting days when he was
a boy and Ben Holladav nowhere.
Bounding a point in the river, the shade
fell across a nook. Dick pulled up, and,
as he had no passengers, concluded to
take a swim. He knew his team and
they knew him. They had been to
gether for years, and, as Dick dropped
the lines, ho said to himself: “There
is nothin’ like knowin’ stock that’s post
ed. Stay still now, boys” (this to the
horses), “and the old man’ll have a good
wash.” Undressing* and piling his
clothes on the seat, Dick left the stage
and plunged into the cool waters. But
the stock “was posted.” No sooner had
Dick plunged in than they plunged out,
and, when he crawled out on the bank,
a streak of dust away off through the
sage brush was ail that the i>oor fellow
could see. Now came the tug of war.
The team kept the road, and Dick knew
that, by cutting across tlie country and
running (as lie afterward said) like
blazes, he could head them off. There
was no one there to witness the race.
Perhaps at times a 'mischievous angel
would peep through his tiny fingers
and laugh at that big, burly, stark
naked man outrunning the jack-rabbit,
in the valley of the Beaver. When lie
overtook the stage and got the team un
der control, ho didn't say much, but,
throwing the lap-robe in front of him
till a wagon-load of women passed by,
he scraped the blood and the cactus and
sage and#grease wood from his limbs,
and twore that, if the good Lord would
forgive him, he would never wash any
more. And to this day Dick has kept
Uis promise.— Salt Lake Tribune.
A Hog Story.
A dog 5* a good thing to have around
the hoaea, tvn-.l nobody is better con
vinced of this fact than the proprietor of
a certain boarding-house on Grand Biver
street east, not very far from Woodward
avenue. It seems that the lady left a
ss bill upon the parlor table several days
ago, while temporarily absent from the
room, and when she returned the bill
had disappeared. After a long and un
successful search it was noticed that the
dog had a sneaking, hang-dog expres
sion about the mouth, and did not
seem inclined to wag his tail as numer
ously as usual. Somebody suggested
tliathe might have swallowed the bill,
and then it was remembered that he had
been suspected of that sort of thing be
fore. An emetic was administered, but
the dog only howled and gagged, and
stubbornly refused to show the “true
inwardness ” of his disposition. Another
emetic w r as sent for, and finally the
missing bill was vomited up with a small
tempest of howls and gurgles, and pen
itential tears. Mrs. X. took the money
to a bank and represented that it was
soiled and ragged because it had been
carried in somebody’s pocket for a long
time, and the bank was persuaded to take
the bill at a liberal discount upon its
original value.
Two or three days ago a bill was
placed on the floor where the dog could
- see it, and then everybody left the room,
expecting when they returned to see tlie
dog and bill consolidated. Butlo! the
bill remained untouched, and the re
pentant canine lay curled up in a corner
of mroj pa looking as ashamed and
mis^Pble^as any human being would
have looked under the circumstances.—
Detroit News.
Married a Car Driver.
Sarah Bill, of Providence, B. 1., is
the rich girl who recently married a
horse-car driver, and Bernard McDon
ald, 24 years old, and 12 years in this
country, is the man. Miss Hill, though
not distinguished for beauty, was noted
for brightness in conversation, grace of
manners, and above all a taste for dress
that touched upon genius. She came
to New York about two years ago to re
side with her sister, Mrs. Morris Barn
well, at Fifty-sixth street and Broad
way. Her family is wealthy, and she
moved in the best circles. It was one
day last winter that she met her fate,
when she had occasion to ride up town
in a Seventh avenue car, and some
weeks later she told her guardian what
she proposed to do. Protests were of
no avail, and, on Feb. 19, Father Dona
van performed the ceremony in the
church of St. John the Evangelist. The
couple took lodgings with Mrs. Brown
in tlie top story of a tenement at Fif
tieth street and Seventh avenue. Bar
ney is, from all accounts, an honest, in
dustrious fellow, and will start up in
some small business in New street.—
New York Sun.
I think it was in September, if I now*
rightly remember, I heard a knock,
knocking at my door; yes, I know ’twas
m September; he hid been there about
fifty times before; had been there knock
ing at my door. But I opened not, nor
wondered, as upon my door lie thun
dered, for he yelled: “Say, now, will
you settle this ’ere bill I bring you ?” as
he battered upon the door; and I an
swered, calmly answered, “Nevermore.”
—Oil City Derrick .
Changes in the Moon.
Evidence of cliange may be discov
ered which can be explained,
moon is exposed to the action of
other than that which pervaded her own
frame at the time of her first formation.
The sun’s heat is poured upon
during the long lunar day of more than
a fortnight, while, during the long
lunar night, a cold prevails which must
far exceed that of our bitterest Arctic
winters. We know from tlie heat
measurements made by the presen t Lord
Kosse, that any part of the moon s sur
face at lunar midday is fully 500 deg.
Fahrenheit hotter than the same part
two weeks later at lunar midnight, Ihe
alternate expansions and contractions
resulting from these changes of
temperature cannot but pioduce
changes, however slowly, in the contour
of the moon’s surface. Prof. Newcomb,
indeed, considers that all such changes
must long since have been completed.
But I cannot see how they can be com
pleted so long as the moon’s surface is
uneven, and at present there are re
gions -where that surface is altogether
rugged. Mighty peaks and walls exist
which must one day be thrown down, so
unstable is their form; deep ravines can
be seen which must one day be the
scene of tremendous land-slips, so steep
and precipitous are their sides. Changes
such as these may still occur on so vast
a scale that telescopes may hope from
time to time to recognize them. But
changes such as these are not volcanic;
they attest no lunar vitality. They are
antecedently so unlikely, that when any
change is clearly recognized in tlie
moon’s surface, nothing but the most
convincing evidence could bo accepted
as demonstrating that the change was
of volcanic origin and not due to the
continued expansion and contraction of
the lunar crust. — Proctor , in Belgravia.
Founder of the Knights of Pythias.
The visit to New York of Justus H.
Bathbone, the founder of the order of
the Knights of Pythias and Senior Past
Supreme Chancellor of tlio order, has
awakened much interest among the ofli
cers and members for this section. Mr.
Bathbone lias not yet reached the prime
of life, being just 39. Ho was born at
Deerfoot, N. Y.; is tall but not too stout,
and likely to live to a good old age. Ho
tells many stories about liis tours in tlio
West, where the lodges he visited looked
for a patriarch, and hardly believed the
young man before them was the orig
inator of their order. Concerning the
founding of the order, Mr. Bathbone
says that when lie was 19 lie was teach
ing school in Michigan. The boys were
jwxions to get up a sort of a dramatic
entertainment, but lacked ladies to take
the female parts. To overcome this
they wrote to a dramatic agency in New
York to send them plays with as few
female characters as possible. Ono of
those sent happened to be “ Damon and
Pythias,” and wliilo reading it over
young Bathbone thought 1 lie saw a good
chance for a secret brotherly organiza
tion. He immediately wrote out the
ritual, which lie carried in liis pocket
.mmmmmm** ,f >—■ - —•——o 3-0 c* i 1, r-v vvrtW
stationed in Washington as a military
attache to the War Department. He
gfttb|yed a few clerks of the different
\,.*pas>ments together on the evening of
Feb. K and after duly binding them to
secrecy r£ad the ritual of the Knights of
"Pythias, which pleased them so much
that they immediately began to fopnd a
lodge. Then came jealousies and bop
tentions, which tlireiMfened at times to
sap the growth of the body. Mr. Rath
bone fought against odds, and finally
succeeded in oveming his opponents.
Now the
bers and lias lodges, besides a
supreme lodge. Tlie initials of the or
der are F. C. B. —unAiing “ Friendship,
Charity, Benevoie*?e,” New York
World . *
Heavy Gaming.
At the Marlborough Club, London,
Count Schouvaloff, the Russian Am
bassador, played away in a few hours a
sum equal to his whole salary; and one
of the wealthiest Commoners has been
co heavily bitten that he is going into
bankruptcy for a total exceeding £500,-
000. Another young politician, heir to
a historic coronet, who had been going
at a terrible pace, was dragged out of
the club to the amazement of the mem
bers by his mother, who said, “You are
not going to follow Hastings and New
castle.”
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fruitful mother o' many sad disease* resulting fr m
the torpid condition of the stomach, and thisapeii
ent can les off easily and pleasantly the causo, and
this ures the disease.
m EXTRACT. -
POND’S EXTRACT.
FOR
INFLAMMATIONS and
HEMORRHAGES.
NOTE.-Ask for POND’S EXTRACT.
Genuine Solti Only In Our Ilotllcs.
TAKK.NO OTHER.
RIIEirKATLSM. No other known preparation has
ever performed such wonderful cures of
this distressing disease in its various forms. Suf
ferers who have tried everything else without re
lief', can rely upon being entirely cured by using
Fond’s Extract.
NEUBALUIA. All neuralgic pains of the bead,
stomach or bowels, are speedily cured by the free
use of the Extract. No other medicine will
cure as quickly.
lIEMORRnAUE#. For stanching, bleeding, either
external or internal, it is always reliable, and is
used bv Physicians oi all schools with a certainty
haler are material aids in eases of internal
bleeding.
CATARRH. The Extract is the only specific for
this prevalent and distressing complaint: quickly
relieves cold in the head, etc. Our Nasal
Syringe is of essential service in these cases,
For old and obstinate cases we recommend our
('atari'll Rcincily which combines the vir
tues of 1*011(1’* Extract with other ingre
dients, making it the hast known remedy for
Catarrh.
MPTIIEKIA AND SORE THROAT. Used as
a gargle and also applied externally as directed in
the early stages of the diseases, it will surely con
trol and cure them. Do not delay trying it on
appearance of first symptoms of these dangerous
diseases.
SORES. ULCERS. WOUNDS AND RRITSES.
It is healing, cooling and cleansing. The most
obstinate cases are healed and cured with aston
ishing rapidity.
BURNS AND SCAIiDS. For alloying the heat and
pain it is unrivaled, and should be kept in every
family, ready for use incase of aocidents.
LADIEK find it their best friend. It assuages the pain
to which they are peculiarly subject—notably
fullness and pressure in the head, nausea, ver
tigo, etc. It promptly ameliorates and perma
nently heals all kinds of Inflammations and
Ulcerations. Our Toilet Noap for batl>
ing, and Toilet Cream for the skin and om
filexion have proven of inestimable advantage tc
adies.
HEMORRHOIDS or PftES find in this the only
immediate relief and ultimate cure. No case,
however chronic or obstinate can long resist its
regular use. Our Ointment is of great service
where the removal of clothing is inconvenient.
RISYSICIAXS of all scboole recommend and pre
scribe Roml's Extract- We have letters from
hundreds, who order it daily in their general
practice for Swelling:* of all kinds, <(uin*y,
More Tliroat. Inflamed Tonsil*, simple
and chronic Diarrinea. CafariTt. (for which
it is atyflitfic,) Chilblains, Frosted Ecct,
Mings ot' Insects, Mosquitoes, etc.,
chapped Hands, Face, and indeed all man
ner of iSkin Diseases.
T 9 FARMERS. N o Stock Breeder, no Living
Man can afford to be without it. It is used by all
the leading Livery Street Railroads and
first Horsemen in New York City. It has no eqnal
for Kprain*. Ilarne** or siaddlc Chat
lnp>. Stiffness. Scratches. Swellings,
Cuts. Lacerations. Bleeding:, I*neu
Mionia. Colic. Diarrhoea,Chills, Colds,
etc. Its range of action is wide, and the relief it
affords is so prompt that it is invaluable in every
Farm-yard as well as in every Farm-house. Let it
be tried once, and yeu will newer be without it.
FOR VETERINARY USE.—Our special pre
paration for use on stock is offered at the very low price of
$0.30 PER OALLON. (Package Extra.)
This is no 60 cent boiled teakettle preparation. It is
prepared with all the care all our articles receive. Sent
Dy express on receipt of prioe.
■FECIAL ram* Ml ATI ONS OF I'OND’S EXTRACT COMBINED WITH
THE I'UKKST AND MOST DELICATE PERFUMES
FOR LADIES’ BOUDOIR.
POND'S EXTRACT, 30c., SI.OO and $1.73
Toilet-Cream 10© Catarrh Cure 75
Dentifrice 50 Blaster 25
Kiln Salve 25 Inhaler (Glasssoc.)l.oo
Toilet Koap (3 Nasal Syringe 25
ca k eS ) 30 Mediated Paper, 25
OMntnient 50
Any of these preparations will be sent carriage free at
•taws prices, in lots of #5 worth, on receipt of money or
Order.
CfcMition. — POND’S EXTRACT is sold only in bottles
iactosed in buff wrappers, with the words, “ POND’S
BXTRACT” blown in the glass. It is never sold in
bulk. No one can sell it except in our own bottles as
above described.
RGIF Our New Pamphlet, with History of our Tan-
FARATK'W, SENT FREE ON APPLICATION TO
• POND’S EXTRACT CO.,
18 MURRAY STREET. HEW YORK.
Sold by all Dnujgists.
PAtitN i b UhlUt.U tUti IHt
ICTORIAL
HISTORY iiktiiewnm r.
Itconta n. S*3 hue historical engravings and
I*o large double column pages, and in the m°M
complete History of the World ever pubßshed. it
sells at sight. Send for specimen ,
terms to agents, and see why it sells faster than a >
other book. Address
NATION \L PUBLISHING CO., 3. Louts. Mo
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Samples worth $5 free, flown & {"i f I
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Sample copy free. Murray Hill Pub. (Jo.’ns y
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Is need from Maine to San Frar.cisr . 1-r r.'j
it joy to many mothers WOOLiIICH j
every la> el. Take no other.
FHTOF
will positively cure Female "W cakin'
ingof the Womb, Whites, Chronic inc.icr
Ulceration or the Womb, Incidental in i: j
Flooding, Painful, Suppressed and i> j
truation, &c. An old and reliable it s: i
tal card for a pamphlet, with treat men 1
certificates from physicians and ]•
arth & Ballard, Utica, N. Y. Sold b\ tut jJ- j
$1.50 per bottle. 1
The Weekly Si
A large, eight pace paicrrl 50 brV J
will be tent postpaid to any address unthl
ary Ist, 1880,
FOR HALF A DOLlj
Address THE SUN, NJ
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all to make money. “.GAir IS OA
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tea by himself—is the livelies and easier I
sell that h 8 appeared tor year.-. A?eni-fl
at worn are making big sales, mm ’ I
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apply to .J
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For Beauty of Polish, Saving Labor,*
Durability and rhennness. T in qualcc -
MOKSE BUGS..Proi.rlcioi r- tjoj
QAPONIFIB
Is the Old Reliable Concentrated
FOR FAMILY SOAP MAI 1
Directions accompanying each can m
Hard, Soft, and Toilet Soap *ai*l'Ul.T
IT IS FULL WEIGHT ASD STEM
The market is flooded with (so-calM'- 1
traled Bye, which is Rl l‘
resin, and won’t make. soap.
SAVE MCisFY,
Saponifie
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